Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Mating Season ❯ Important Conversations ( Chapter 8 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

WARNING: A Tamer, with a little help from another Tamer, talks to his digimon about mating (quite funny, hehehe) and some mention of rape and some violence. Just to give a heads up.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own digimon, and the digimon in this fic. All credit goes to those people at Toei and the others. So…there!

Chapter 8: Important Conversations

Takato sat against the wall of Guilmon's Den thinking how to describe mating to Guilmon, who sat in front of him. He was clueless and naïve about mating. It was only because Takato said the word in front of him when he actually noticed it. He was not expecting what he would hear and he was not prepared to hear something that mature…

"Takato you aren't saying anything." Guilmon said to his thinking Tamer.

Takato looked up at Guilmon, `so naïve, I don't want to take that away from him. Maybe he's better off not knowing this.' Takato thought. "Maybe you shouldn't know what sex is Guilmon." Takato started to have second thoughts about the "big talk."

"Why?" Guilmon asked.

"Because," Takato started to think, "you're better off not knowing. Its for your own good."

"But Takato," Guilmon got up, "I want to know."

"No Guilmon," Takato turned his head, "y…you don't want to know. I need to go." Takato got up and walked out of the den before his digimon asked any other questions.

"But Takato I want to know…" Guilmon said, as he watched his Tamer walk away in thought.

~*~

`I can't tell him about sex, he shouldn't know,' Takato thought as he walked down from the den and into the park, `I mean, he's like my son. I raised him, I helped him like how he helped me while we battle, and I care for him like if he WAS my son. What am I saying? He's my digimon, but still, he's MY digimon…'

Takato walked around in thought until he ran into his girlfriend, Makino Ruki. They briefly kissed.

"Hey Takato," Ruki kissed him again, "what's wrong?"

Takato looked to the ground, "Guilmon wants to know about sex."

"Oh," Ruki said, "why don't you just, tell him then?"

"I don't know," Takato looked at Ruki again, "there's something inside me that tells me not to."

Ruki smiled, "it's you're parenting side Takato. I know that you care for Guilmon a lot and you're thinking if he learns about sex, he'll grow up."

"Yeah," Takato looked surprised at the fact that Ruki worded it so well, "how did you know?"

"I can see it in you're eyes," Ruki put her hands on Takato's shoulders, "You were worried about how Guilmon will take all of this. And you're parenting side took over, giving you second thoughts about telling him about sex. But don't worry, he's a digimon and he is more mature than you think."

Takato smiled. "Maybe you're right, but how did you know I had parenting skill? I don't even know that I have parenting skills." Takato said.

"Because, like I said, I can see it in you're eyes. And we ever have a child, I already know you will be the greatest father a child could have." Ruki smiled at Takato and kissed him.

"Thanks Ruki," Takato said, "but it may be hard…"

"Don't worry, I'll go with you." Ruki said.

"Thanks Ruki." Takato smiled at his girlfriend.

The couple went arm in arm back up to Guilmon's Den, where they would take up the most challenging situation they would be in…

~*~

Vamdemon stared at Beelzebumon with an evil look.

"Don't you remember my friend?" Vamdemon demonically smiled at Beelzebumon, who was questioning himself once again.

`I…I couldn't have been,' Beelzebumon thought, `I c…can't be. I WAS, but NO!' Beelzebumon closed his eyes tight and shook his head violently to get the thought that he was as evil as Vamdemon in the past.

`He's coming back…' Vamdemon smiled evilly to himself. He started to walk closer to the Satan digimon, "that's right Beelzebumon, remember the past. You're real destiny is not to help and save, but to destroy and delete!"

"N…no," Beelzebumon yelled as he pulled out his twin guns and pointed it straight at Vamdemon, "I…I couldn't have been as evil as you, you heartless bastard!"

"That's right," Vamdemon said as he turned his back to him, "you were worse than me. Hell, I had to try my hardest and I STILL couldn't be as evil and demonic as you."

"I can't…I couldn't…" Beelzebumon yelled, "You're a god damn fucking liar!"

"Am I?" Vamdemon smiled, "Or did YOU lose your memory?"

"I couldn't have…" Beelzebumon, still had his guns pointed at Vamdemon, but put his head down.

"No," Vamdemon got closer to Beelzebumon, "because you were already!"

"Hell no!" Beelzebumon raised his guns higher, now pointing to the Vampire Digimon's head, "I won't believe you're damn lies! Enough of your bullshit! Double Impact!"

Vamdemon took on the shot. "Shit!" He grunted, "Damn Beelzebumon, you're getting soft! Night Raid!" Vamdemon opened his cloak and several dark bats flew in the direction of Beelzebumon. All hit him and they knocked Beelzebumon back and to the ground. He slid across the cold stone floor until he hit a wall. Vamdemon walked over to the fallen digimon and looked down at him, "Pathetic little puss."

"Shut the hell up, bastard!" Beelzebumon yelled.

"Don't worry, I won't delete you," Vamdemon smiled, "yet. I'm going to give you a little history lesson."

"Don't even talk," Beelzebumon spat, "I don't want to hear your god damn voice."

"Good thing to say to the digimon that has the ability to delete you," Vamdemon stepped on Beelzebumon's neck, but not enough to choke, "now shut up, I'll tell you about your past so you know before you're deleted. Now listen carefully. It all started when I found you…"

*****Flashback*****

"What the hell do you want?" Vamdemon asked the little Yaamon.

"I want you to train me," the Yaamon said eagerly, "I was abandoned and I want to be as strong as you."

"No kid," Vamdemon said coldly, "now go, before I delete you."

"Awww come on!" Yaamon begged, "I hear about you all around the Digital World and I want to be as strong as you!"

"For the last time…" Vamdemon yelled, but was cut off by a tribe of Aruraumonattacking him. "Annoying little pests…"

"You attacked us before," an older Aruraumon yelled, "Nemesis Ivy!" A vine, similar to a Palmon's Poison Ivy, attacked Vamdemon.

"Rolling Darkness!" a third voice came. A dark attack took out one Aruraumon and left the other ones. Surprisingly, it came from Yaamon, "See Vamdemon, I told you I was strong!"

The Aruraumons attacked Yaamon, but Vamdemon attacked the Aruraumons before they hit him "Bloody Stream!" It deleted the whole tribe. "You, kid, how did you get strong enough to delete a rookie?"

"Training," Yaamon smiled, "will you help me?"

`Hmmm…he can be more powerful than me. Maybe I can change him to believe that I am his best friend…' Vamdemon thought. "Okay, I'll train you. But it won't be easy." Vamdemon smiled evilly.

"I know it won't be easy. I will be the best partner you'll ever have!" Yaamon said excitedly. "I want to be as dark and powerful as you!"

"You will," Vamdemon smiled, "oh yes, you will. Maybe even stronger than me."

"Really? I can't be as dark and powerful as you." Yaamon said.

Vamdemon did take Yaamon under his wing and trained him like he was his own. For years, they trained, Vamdemon telling him what was really wrong was right. They attacked innocent tribes of digimon, making Yaamon more powerful with each digimon deleted. He eventually evolved in order, Yaamon to Impmon, but Vamdemon and himself once deleted two mega levels and Yaamon absorbed every single bit of it since Vamdemon wanted to get him stronger. Eventually, he gained enough strength to evolve to his mega level, Beelzebumon.

"Finally," Beelzebumon formed a fist, "I'm a true mega, but still not as powerful as you Vamdemon."

"No," Vamdemon said, "you are probably more powerful than I am. And I am proud of that. Now lets go cause a little catastrophe shall we?" Vamdemon smiled evilly, `my plan is almost complete.'

"Let's go," Beelzebumon said, "I feel like deleting some Elecmon today, lets go."

"Fine by me." Vamdemon simply said.

The two evil digimon exited the premises as they searched for their next targets. Not far they found a rather large group of Elecmon in their own village.

"Shall we?" Beelzebumon smiled evilly.

"After you." Vamdemon said.

Beelzebumon started to walk forward and Vamdemon was right behind him. The two entered the small tribe to see the look of terror on the faces of the Elecmon. The head of the tribe stepped forward.

"What do you want?" the leader asked, "we have nothing to offer and we did not do anything."

"Oh you have something to offer," Beelzebumon smiled evilly as he took out his twin guns, "data." He started firing random shots at random victims. One by one, he deleted almost the whole tribe. A few escaped, but Beelzebumon did not care to chase after them. Vamdemon also deleted a few, and absorbing the data of ones he has slaughtered. Throughout that whole area, anyone could hear the agonizing screams of horror and pain as pure annihilation took place. Almost the place was left a barren wasteland, and the head warrior and leader of the tribe was the only one left alive. Beelzebumon smiled as he walked up to him.

"D…Don't delete me, please!" the leader begged.

"Look at you," Beelzebumon yelled, "you were the leader of this whole tribe? The head warrior too? Amazing. And you didn't even try to fight back as you watched you're tribe get wiped out by my friend and me. Now you are begging for you life? You're full of fucking shit. You can't even die honorably."

"W…we didn't even do anything," the leader said as he backed up, "you just came here and…and attacked."

Beelzebumon fired one of his guns, striking the leaders right leg. He then smiled evilly, "you can't run. You got four more chances to change my mind about deleting you."

"W…what?" the once proud leader asked in fear.

"That's one." Beelzebumon shot the leaders left leg. The leader cried out in pain, but no other digimon was brave enough to come and help.

"P…Please, I didn't do anything." The leader cried out as he tried to drag himself farther from the Satan Digimon.

"That's two." Beelzebumon shot the left arm. The leader once again cried out in pain as his right hand grabbed his left arm Vamdemon snickered at the sight of the torture, like he was enjoying it.

The Leader Elecmon started to breathe hard. He wanted to speak, but he couldn't. He realized it was the end of him. He knew there were others to carry the legacy of their tribe, and he was ready to accept his death and face it like the Mon he is.

"Out of excuses are we? Well, you just used three." Beelzebumon shot his right arm. The Elecmon cried out in pain again. But he sucked it up and stared Beelzebumon eye to eye. Suddenly, Beelzebumon felt a little sorry and felt a slight feeling of goodness in him. He shook it off quickly.

"Oh man, bro," Vamdemon laughed, "this is great."

"I swear, you can delete me now, but I swear on my death that I will be avenged. Both of you! Especially you, you evil Vampire digimon! I know somehow this is all you're planning!" the Leader Elecmon said with his last words. Vamdemon got mad and stepped on the leader's neck.

"Bitch, No one, NO FUCKING ONE, talks to me like that, EVER!" Vamdemon leaned more weight on his choking foot, "Beelzebumon, waist him."

"No one talks to my best friend like that. There's four, goodbye." Beelzebumon fired his gun, shooting the Elecmon squarely in the head. The Elecmon went limp and a moment later broke into data. Beelzebumon absorbed the data.

"Great job, lets go back, bro?" Vamdemon asked Beelzebumon who was staring at the ground.

`Hmmm…' Beelzebumon stared at the ground in thought of what he saw in the Elecmon's eyes. He then noticed Vamdemon was talking to him, "Oh yeah, sure. Lets go."

The two digimon made their way back to their evil premises. Beelzebumon sat down in thought. `Maybe this isn't right at all…' Vamdemon walked in and saw Beelzebumon thinking. `This can't be good…' Vamdemon thought. He then walked up to him.

"Hey, lets try something different." Vamdemon smiled evilly.

"What?" Beelzebumon got up from the chair and asked.

"First we need to find a tribe with FINE female digimon," Vamdemon said, "We take them over and rape the hell out of them."

"I don't know," Beelzebumon said, with his second thoughts taking over, "let me think about it."

"Alright bro." Vamdemon said as he walked away from the thinking Satan digimon. `This isn't good AT ALL. He's starting to have second thoughts…'

Later that day, it became night and Beelzebumon started to think again while standing in the middle of a large dark room on their premises. `I don't know if this is right anymore. I saw that Elecmon's eyes, and they told me something about Vamdemon, something like he's using me…' Suddenly Vamdemon came in and started talking to him.

"How are you doing bro?" Vamdemon asked.

"I'm fine," Beelzebumon said, "but I'm not sure if I can do this…"

"Hell, don't worry. I do it all the time, its quite simple once you get the hang of it…" Vamdemon said.

"Yeah, but something doesn't seem right about it…" Beelzebumon said with uncertainty in his voice.

"Don't worry," the Vamdemon said, with a hint of evil intent in his voice, "I'll help you with every step in the process. Its fun."

"Whatever you say," Beelzebumon still uncertain said, "hey and remember the only reason I'm listening to you is because we're best friends, we're basically like brothers."

"You're right," Vamdemon turned to exit as Vamdemon's large cloak-like thing fly up while he turned, "and you're actually the only digimon I have EVER treated like family."

The two digimon started to walk out of their premises and off to find their victims.

"So what are we attacking?" Beelzebumon asked.

"A tribe of Palmon, just around the hill. Oh yeah, we're going to have a lot of fun." Vamdemon smiled evilly with their evil intentions.

"Yeah sure." Beelzebumon said.

"What's up bro," Vamdemon turned to Beelzebumon who stopped, "you're quiet lately."

"Nothing," Beelzebumon hid his thoughts from Vamdemon and smiled, "lets go have some fun." Te two entered the village of the Palmon to see that the males were protecting the tribe.

"What do you want, you heartless bastards!" the head warrior yelled with the other males behind him.

"Simple," Beelzebumon smiled, "your females."

The head warrior looked surprised, "what do you want with the females?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Vamdemon said as Vamdemon and Beelzebumon started walking closer to the army of males.

"Hell no," the Palmon yelled, "You cannot have them!"

"Fine," Beelzebumon said as Beelzebumon took out his guns while Vamdemon threw his cloak behind his back, "looks like we have to do it by force."

"You can try," the Palmon army switched into fighting mode as the females and young ones hid in the huts, "but we won't go down without a fight."

Beelzebumon and Vamdemon attacked, leaving nothing less than a path of destruction. Beelzebumon simply walked forward shooting at random and taking out at least 5 with one shot of "Double Impact" and Vamdemon took out at least 7 with his "Bloody Stream." They eventually left the army in ruins and the two evil digimon smiled evilly as they took the females to their dark dwelling for more demonic plans. Only one was willing to go, and she promised to be Vamdemon's loyal servant. The two took at least 6 of them and they raped every single one of them. Suddenly, when Beelzebumon was raping one of them, someone attacked.

"Come on," Beelzebumon panted as he pulled in and out of the screaming female Palmon. But suddenly someone hit him and Vamdemon with the speed of light.

"So cold," suddenly a digimon became visible and with two wooden swords, he then stood up straight, "demonic, dark…I must stop you two."

"I…It's the," one of the crying Palmons looked up, "Hikari Yasha, Yashamon!"

"What the hell?" Vamdemon got up to see a digimon with red hair, a mask, what looked like wooden glove, and with khaki colored pants, "you!"

"Yeah, I'm here to stop you two workers of darkness and evil," The Demon digimon raised one of his wooden swords and pointed to the two digimon. They forgot about the Palmons and attacked the Yashamon.

"Die bastard!" Vamdemon attacked, but Beelzebumon thought of something.

`I c…can't attack him. I try, but I feel like he's here to…help me…' Beelzebumon thought as he watched Vamdemon and Yashamon battle.

"Help me bro!" Vamdemon said.

"My fight is with you right now, dark one!" Yashamon yelled. Suddenly he knocked Vamdemon to the side. "You," he pointed to Beelzebumon, "I have a feeling, and this isn't really you. You're under the influence of darkness."

"N…no," Beelzebumon muttered, "I'm not!" Beelzebumon rushed at him, but Yashamon gracefully jumped and attacked with his own attack.

"Gordian Knot!" Yashamon hit him with a strange attack that ultimately knocked him out, "there, he has no knowledge of his evil intentions, like the way he should be." He turned to fight Vamdemon again, but Vamdemon ran away before he noticed him. "Bastard…"

"Shit!" Vamdemon yelled as he ran away with the Palmon who wanted to be his servant, "my plan fell apart!"

"Don't worry, he'll come back. I know it." The Palmon said.

"Screw it," Vamdemon said. `I won't be as powerful though. I needed his data…' Vamdemon thought.

About three hours later, Beelzebumon woke up and de-evolved back to Impmon. He started walking around trying to do something, and now he had another chance, a chance to be something different. Yashamon watched from afar "That's right, I will reveal myself in the future, but you are not evil anymore, good luck with your new life…" he said to himself.

*****End of Flashback*****

Beelzebumon's eyes were filled with rage and anger after hearing the story of his past.

"So you know your past," Vamdemon laughed as he still had his foot on his throat, "now to fulfill my original mission, delete and take your data so I can Evolve to my mega!" Vamdemon spread his arms out making his cloak spread like some wings, but before he could attack, something hit the evil digimon.

"Hey kid," Elecmon said as he attacked Vamdemon, making him break the choke on Beelzebumon, "I'm here to help."

"Annoying little…" Vamdemon got up, "die!"

"Not if I can help it," a mysterious voice said as Vamdemon suddenly fell down. A moment later, a Yashamon was kneeling after with his wooden swords to the side."

"Yashamon!" Beelzebumon said as he got up, "I just heard the story about you…"

"Talk later," Yashamon said, "we must take care of this bastard."

Beelzebumon smiled, as did Elecmon, "Yeah, lets go."

"Oh, will you look at this union?" Vamdemon said as he got up, "you're all pathetic!"

"Oh really?" Elecmon said, "are you going to fight all of us by yourself?"

"Master," the Evil Palmon ran in, "I'll help you!"

Vamdemon smiled evilly, "you sure can…" Vamdemon grabbed the Palmon by the neck.

"M…master, what are you doing?" the Palmon asked nervously.

"Make the ultimate sacrifice for your master," Vamdemon said as he raised his hand "give me your data! Dead Scream!"

"Nooooo…." The Palmon broke up into data and Vamdemon quickly absorbed it.

Vamdemon laughed defiantly, "Be ready to be deleted insolent ones! Especially you, Beelzebumon!" He yelled a loud yell and he evolved to Belial Vamdemon.

"Oh, hell," Beelzebumon said, "this isn't good…"

"We must fight," Yashamon said, "let's go!"

The three rushed into battle. They fought with all their strength, but barely daunt the insane Belial Vamdemon.

"You cannot defeat us!" both "the evil within" and Belial Vamdemon said, "We are pure dark evil!"

"We can sure try!" Elecmon yelled as he rushed to fight again. He turned to Elecmon, "if I am deleted, absorb my data kid. So if you go back to the Real World, I will be with you."

"No, Elecmon!" Beelzebumon yelled.

"No stopping him," Yashamon said calmly, "its his destiny."

"To be deleted?" Beelzebumon said desperately.

"As harsh as it sounds, it is," Yashamon said calmly, "its his destiny to help his friends and loved ones."

"No!" Beelzebumon yelled as he ran to help Elecmon, but it was too late.

"Pandemonium Flare!" Belial Vamdemon shot a large ball of energy that hit Elecmon straight on, deleting him quickly.

Beelzebumon ran through the floating data, suddenly changing him. He was evolving, "Beelzebumon Evolve to…" He jumped into the air and suddenly his wings grew, and with his growing wings, his wings became gold. He grew a large gun on right arm. "Beelzebumon Blast Avenge Mode!"

`Incredible, I thought there was only Blast mode!' Yashamon thought.

"So you grew wings and a gun, you're still going to be deleted!" Belial Vamdemon yelled as a large face came from his crotch. "Savage Tyrant!"

"You god damned tricked me to believe right is wrong," Beelzebumon, now Avenge Blast Mode, raised his gun, "for that, you will be deleted! Chaos Flare!"

The large blast hit the tyrant, forcing it to retreat back into Belial Vamdemon. It left the big Belial Vamdemon open for attack.

"Yashamon," Beelzebumon yelled, "attack!"

"Yeah," Yashamon ran up to the large monster, "Gordian Knot!"

It hit Belial Vamdemon straight on, "Bitch! Die!" He started swinging blindly at whatever. Both Yashamon and Beelzebumon avoided the blind attacks. He hit one of the supports, making everything to start collapsing.

"One final blow," Beelzebumon yelled, "for all I have hurt under you're control, and for Juri and Leomon," Beelzebumon flew high, giving his golden wings a blinding light. He raised his gun behind his head, "Fist of the Beast King!" A large energy blast came from his gun, which looked almost exactly the same as the original. This blast had the energy of all the deleted digimon and all his hatred, so it sent Belial Vamdemon into a wall, with rubble falling on him.

"I may have been defeated," Belial Vamdemon yelled, "but as long as there is light, there is darkness! I will be back! AAARRGGGGG!!!!!"

"We got to go, lets go Beelzebumon!" Yashamon yelled.

The two digimon made their way out, Beelzebumon flying with his golden wings and Yashamon running as fast as he could. The two digimon made it to the outside and they watched the castle of darkness crumble. A few moments later, Cyberdramon and Angewomon met up with the two-warrior team of digimon.

"So I take it you destroyed him?' Angewomon asked.

"No," Beelzebumon said as he looked to the ground, "but he is gone for now."

Yashamon looked at Beelzebumon, "I knew you weren't evil all those years ago. That's why I didn't delete you when I had the chance; I knew you were a proud warrior who cares for all. You were just under his control."

Beelzebumon smiled, "Yeah, but I feel like I have not served justice yet."

"Yes you have," Angewomon put her hand on Beelzebumon's shoulder, "you have deleted probably the most dangerous, evil, vile digimon that has ever lived."

"Maybe, but there is more. I can feel it." Beelzebumon said as he looked into the sky.

"Until then, lets go back to the Real World. I need to see Ryo." Cyberdramon said.

"I cannot go with you," Yashamon said.

"You can," Beelzebumon said as he put his left hand on his shoulder, "you're part of this team."

"Okay," Yashamon said, "but I have never had friends before, I was always by myself."

"Well you have some now." Angewomon smiled.

"Thanks." Yashamon said. The others could not see under his mask, but they knew he was smiling. This was the first time this proud loner warrior smiled. The group headed out of the forest and back to the Real World with the sound of joyous digimon rejoicing that the evil was gone, or at least for now…

~*~

"I know you can do this Takato," Ruki smiled and talked to her boyfriend before he entered the dwelling, "you are brave, although sometimes you cry…"

"Alright alright, I get your point. Thanks for supporting me," Takato said as he started walking in, "here goes nothing…"

"Takato," Guilmon turned around, "why did you run away last time? Did I do something wrong?"

"No, boy," Takato smiled, "I just realized something."

"Oh, okay." Guilmon said cheerily.

"Guilmon," Takato sat down and Ruki just stood there, "I'm going to tell you what sex is."

"Oh goody!" Guilmon said with excitement. Takato and Ruki sweat dropped, "I want to really know!"

"Okay Guilmon," Takato scratched his head, "when a male and female love each other. And they loved each other for a very, very, VERY long time, they might want to decide to have a baby…"

"So they do that with sex?" Guilmon asked. Takato became nervous and tried to think of something to say.

"Ummm, well yeah," Takato thought hard on how to continue, "and sex is considered something very sacred and you should only do it with someone you truly, truly love and care about." Takato was proud because how he worded it.

"Oh, so I love and care for you," Guilmon thought for a moment, "should I have a baby with you?"

Takato and Ruki sweat dropped. Takato was speechless and couldn't of anything to say except "No!" Ruki stepped in.

"That's a different love and care," Ruki explained, "that love and care is for a tamer or best friend. What Takato is trying to say is a love and care for an intimate lover, like how Lee and Renamon are."

"Oh," Guilmon said, "so you're saying I can't do sex because I don't have a lover like how Terriermon's tamer loves Renamon?"

"Correct." Ruki said, "Do you understand now?"

"No," Guilmon simply said, which took the two by surprise, "what happens if a male falls in love with a male or a female falls in love with a female?"

Takato fell over. Ruki sort of choked but then cleared her throat, "well, they can still have sex, I think…" Ruki was left thinking about what she just said, "wait no, uhhh can they? If they're missing, ummm, pieces?" Ruki started to think while Takato was still on the ground.

"You need parts to have sex?" Guilmon asked.

"…" Ruki stared at Guilmon trying to think how to describe the "essentials," "well, males have a sex organ called a penis and…ummm…when a boy and girl, or male and female, he needs to…insert it…ummm…" Ruki sweat dropped `Jeez, Takato WAS right, this IS hard.'

"So a male needs to insert his penis in the female," Guilmon repeated what Ruki said, "where? Does a female have a penis too?"

"No Guilmon," Takato suddenly got up, "they have an opening called a vagina, where we boys insert our penis into the girls vagina until we release the seed that goes into the girl and fertilizes an egg that eventually grows into a baby over a period of nine months until it is fully grown into a fetus, which is a pre-human." Takato ran out of breath and fell down again.

"Well put Takato," Ruki snickered to herself, "answer all your questions?"

"No," Ruki sweat dropped, "what does Takato mean when a boy `releases?'"

"Ummm…" Ruki thought of how to word it, "a boy has a seed to make a human and a girl has an empty egg which needs to be filled with a boys seed." `Please no more questions…' Ruki thought.

"So how does a boy release?" Guilmon asked.

Takato popped up again, "by extreme pleasure to the penis, such as inserting the penis into the vagina and pumping up and down until there is so much pressure in the penis and it releases the seed. Either that or something called foreplay, but please don't ask about that…that's it." Takato fell down again and went back to his coma.

Ruki stared at Takato, `how does he know so much?' "Errrr…Takato is right. Anyway, all males have penises. If I am right…"

Guilmon looked down. Ruki looked at him strangely, "What are you doing?"

"Looking for my penis…" Guilmon said, as he looked more. Ruki blushed and was sweating so much it looked like she just took a shower. "I don't have one, does that mean I'm a girl?"

"No," Ruki said, "if my understanding serves me correct, digimon usually hide there…err…penis until they are aroused by their lover."

"Oh, okay," Guilmon, looking around now, said. He did not speak for a while and Ruki let out a big sigh, thinking it was over, but he asked another question, "So how does a boy who loves another boy have sex if boys don't have a…vagina and how does a girl who loves another girl have sex if girls don't have…a penis?"

"Many ways, but please don't ask that." Ruki said, "It doesn't happen often."

"Okay," Guilmon said, "is this only with humans or only with digimon or with both?"

"Both," Ruki said, "same things apply, just ask Renamon if you have any more questions. I'm going to take Takato and wake him up from his coma. I hope we helped you and answered…err…. most of your questions. Bye Guilmon."

"Bye-bye Ruki and Takato!" Guilmon waved at the two as Ruki carried the unconscious Takato to her house.

"Phew," Ruki looked at her unconscious boyfriend, "that's the last time I do that. When we have our child, you're doing the talk Takato." Ruki laughed to herself as she brought him into her home to revive him.

~*~

"Mom," Lee said to try to wake his mom, "you alright?"

"Yes," Mayumi started to chuckle, "I had the weirdest dream where a fox digimon said that she was your mate. Funny isn't it?"

"That is funny mom," Jenrya laughed nervously, "but mom, that wasn't a dream…"

"What!" Mayumi shot up.

"Calm down dear," Janyuu went to his wife, "don't worry, everything is figured out."

"What do you mean everything is figured out?" Mayumi said in quite a loud voice, "Jen, you're too young to have sex with…"

"A digimon," Jenrya finished his mother's sentence, "but I love her."

Suddenly, Renamon appeared beside Jenrya. She bowed to his parents, "Mayumi-san, Janyuu-san."

Mayumi calmed down, "I am guessing you do not have parents."

"I'm sorry," Renamon looked to the side, "I don't remember them."

"That's okay," Mayumi, now calm, smiled, "I can see you're a kind and caring…err…digimon."

"Thank you." Renamon bowed again.

"We have a tradition in our family…" Mayumi led off.

"I understand all circumstances and I do love Jenrya. I plan to live my life with your son." Renamon said.

"Right, are you pregnant?" Mayumi asked.

"…Yes." Renamon said simply.

Mayumi smiled weakly, "I'm going to be a grandmother." She got up and hugged her son, "congratulations. Although I think you are too young Jen, I am happy." She started crying.

"Its okay Mom," Jenrya smiled and comforted his mother, "thank you."

"But what will the child be?" Mayumi asked.

"Shibumi will tell us that later when he comes back. We already know, but he will tell us again with more details.' Janyuu said, "but its time to talk about another serious matter."

"Marriage." The whole group said in unison.

~*~*~

---Dexstrosity the LdOFDestruction