Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Its The Way You Go About It! ❯ Miroku ( Chapter 2 )

Well, I was gonna do Yami next by request of YamiFanner, but I just HAD to do Miroku while I still had the ideas for him in my head. So, needless to say, this chapter is everyone's favorite perverted monk's chapter. Enjoy! Oh, and I don't own InuYasha.

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So? You've come to me for advice on women, have you? I don't blame you, women love me!....No, InuYasha, I am not a pervert! You are just jealous that women throw themselves at me! Let us move on, shall we? Now, women are very fickle creatures. One minute, they want nothing more than to skin you alive, then the next minute they want you to marry them! Don't be alarmed by this, they tend to have horrible mood swings. I'm sure you've heard of my...recent bad luck with women...but I assure you that this advice is sound! Women are suckers for a charming man. All you do is turn on the charm and women will worship the ground you walk on. That would be why my friend, InuYasha, has had so much bad luck with Kagome....Don't lie, InuYasha. You and Kagome have so many problems, and its all because you won't try to be charming and say your sorry first. But anyway, women may slap you when you...grope them...but deep down inside they love it! Take Sango for example. I grope her quite offten, but she still blushes every time I do. She may slap me, but the way she does just screams 'I loved your hand on my behind, Miroku. Marry me!'. Heheheh, yes, Sango and I are destined to be. Now, once you've charmed her, just ask her to marry you and bear your children. It may not work all the time, but eventually, it will! You just need to find the right woman....No, the right woman won't nessasarily be a whore,as you so elequently put it, InuYasha. I swear, you have no tact. Well, thats all the advice you'll need for now. Now, go out and find yourself a nice woman, and remember, charming is the key! ^_^

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Yes, this chapter was rather short. So boys, Miroku tells you its being charming and Bakura tells ya its the evil laugh. Guess you'll just haffta go out and try 'em both to see what works the best! ^^U R and R please!