Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ A New Life ❯ Off to the Fair ( Chapter 5 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Vegeta and Goku woke up early in the morning. Goku yawned and said to Vegeta,"Get up, Vegeta. We have to get ready for the fair."
He didn't answer.
"Vegeta, wake up..." Goku whined.
He planted a small, featherary kiss on Vegeta's forehead.
"Wake up, tenshi..." Goku said, his heart beating with fear. He could barely keep his voice steady.
"Kakarot, if I don't answer you, do you think it's because I'm still tired?"
"Hehehehe, oops."
"You're damn right. Oh well, too late to keep sleeping. We have to go to that place early because it gets packed."
"You've gone there?"
''I've taken Trunks once when he was little. It's insane."
Amy peered through the small creak and knocked softly.
"May I come in?" she asked.
"Sure, Amy," Goku and Vegeta said.
She and Trunks entered the room, Amy wearing a black leather shirt, pants, and gloves. Trunks wore his same baggy shirt, shorts, coat, and bandana that he tied around his neck. The bandana always reminded Amy of Android #17, but since she knew that Trunks had no idea of who #17 was, she never told him a thing.
"Well? Are you two ready to go?" she teased, looking down at the men who were only in their boxers. "It sure looks like you two have been getting ready for a while now..... Uhhh, Vegeta, you have a note on your back..."
"Really? Read it!"
".....Oh my gosh! It says 'Watch out! My hair is sharper than my son's sword'!"
Everybody fell on the floor laughed. Everyone except Vegeta.
"You will all die a slow, painful, death!!! I swear it on my-.... Amy, you have a note on your back..."
"Seriously? Hmmm..." she said as she reached for it."It says 'I kissed my father and I liked it'... Hey!"
"YOU LOVED HIM MORE THAN ME, BABE! VEGETA TOLD ME THAT YOU DID! HE WOULDN'T LIE, I THINK!" Tarake yelled from outside.
"Tarake, how many times did I tell you to leave me alone?"
"BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!"
"KA-ME-HA-ME..."
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!" and he left.... for now...
Vegeta and Goku's faces were filled with disgust.
"You two looked like that day we were in Buu's body."
"Oh God...'' Goku and Vegeta said. Amy started giggling as the memories came back.
~Flashback~ (some of these quotes will come from the show. They obviously aren't in order, so some may be ordered wrong. Sorry 'bout that.)
"Kakarot I think I'm going to puke!"
"Oh gosh! That's disgusting!" Amy yelled.
"Yes, it's disgusting! And thanks for pointing out the obvious."
"Aw come on you guys! It's not that bad!" Goku said encouragingly. Vegeta and Amy's faces only got paler (Like that was possible).
"Idiot! You're being digested! That smoke is coming from your roasting carcass, you moron!"
Goku looked at him with that same 'What?' face.
Vegeta growled because of Goku's foolishness. "Look at this place! Doesn't he eat anything but sweets?! He's worse than a child! This is revolting! Not a single but of meat at all!"
Goku shrugged and said,"I don't know how he does it! You'd think that he would just keel over from eating this many sweets!"
"Oh you have no room to talk, Kakarot! I've seen you eat dessert! As bad as it seems, I'd much rather be down here than in your stomach after one of your pig-out sessions!"
"Come on you guys, this is no time to fight...."
She realized something ahead of them, and she almost threw up.
"Uhhh, Vegeta, Dad, I think you might want to look ahead..."
Vegeta took a peek and yelled,"Great galaxy! If I know my anatomy, that leads straight for the southern exit!"
"Well, it's the easiest way to get out! We have take these bodies out of here!" Goku said.
"Oh I see! We should have gone quietly down that little hole like mice and become part of Majin Buu's excretions! No thanks, Kakarot! I'm a true Saiyan! I'm going out the front door!"
They quickly escaped away from the.... 'southern exit'. But then the enzymes followed them and stuck on to them.
"Stop that! Stop it or I'll blast you all!" Vegeta and Amy yelled. And much to their surprise, Goku was completely covered in enzymes.
"Well, you must have a sweeter scent than me, Kakarot! They obviously prefer you!"
Goku formed an sphere of electricity from his body. All the enzymes were destroyed.
"C'mon! I see light from that hole over there!"
As they flew, Vegeta muttered,"That was a disgusting experience!"
Then Amy said,"This just isn't my day!''
They sucessfully escaped.
~End flashback~
"Wow, I still remember it like if it was yesterday."
"That was traumitizing."
"Thank you for making that point!"
Goku smiled at Vegeta when he saw the clothing he had put on while they told Trunks what had happened that day.
"Hey, Veggie, trying to copy Amy?" Goku said in an accusing voice.
"Oh, but does she have THIS?" he said as he put on a spike collar.
"Oh Vegeta! That collar makes you look..." Goku said as his voice trailed off.
"What was that, Kakarot?" Vegeta asked.
"It makes you look sexy..." Goku said, a dark shade of pink coming to his cheeks. "Sexy and dangerous." His cheeks went from dark pink to red.
Vegeta smiled, a slight shade of pink coming to his cheeks. Then in a lustful voice he said," But you look even sexier.'' He eyed the tight, skinny jean pants and the short, blue shirt that showed his nicely chiseled abs, much like Amy's shirt, with hungry eyes. He yanked Goku into a slow, passionate kiss. Trunks laughed, not at all bothered by their actions, more amused than surprised. Vegeta slowly pulled away. Goku whined when he felt Vegeta's lips pull away from his own.
"Geta..." Goku whined.
'Kakarot, what did I say earlier? We have to get there early or it gets packed! Now, shall we eat breakfast?"
"Sure... Wait, did anyone even make breakfast?" Goku asked.
"Oh yeah, I did," Amy said.
''Did you make enough?"
"Well, yeah! I'm a saiyan too! I know how much you guys eat!"
They smiled when they saw the table covered in plates filled with food.
"You got eggrolls?" Vegeta asked.
"Haha, when would I forget to make you eggrolls?"
"What about bacon?"
Amy's face tensed up.
"I... uh... forgot....."
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Goku pulled Vegeta pack and said,"Vegeta, c'mon, let's eat."
They ate a hearty meal (Which is Thanksgiving times 3) and when they were done, they smiled with satisfaction and said," I'm full!"
When they were all done, they flew to the fair. When they got there, a few people had tents scattered under the tree's shade. They walked to the fair grounds, where there were alot of kids and young adults running around.
"Let me buy the tickets," Amy said.
"Hey Dad," Trunks said. Vegeta turned towards Trunks direction, showing him that he was paying attention.
"I just realized that you and Goku are a gay couple..." Trunks said. Vegeta's face became bright pink.
And as if on cue, Amy came back to save the men from their humiliating fate. In her hands she had the stamped admission tickets. They ran over to a ride called 'Tornado' which really should have been called 'Octopus' or something. Four seats in each car-like seating area, they thought, Perfect.
"Okay, just make sure you don't spin too-'' Amy began, only to be interupted by the older men to be spinning the wheel faster than imaginable. She and Vegeta screamed with excitement, the wind blowing their hair in their faces. They flew and spun through the air, the sensation being even more pleasurable than flying . All too soon, they were soon out of the ride, Amy's head spinning. She walked as if she was drunk, falling over multiple times. Trunks called her his drunken princess, only to receive a harsh slap across the face. He winced in pain.
"So, which ride should we go on next?" Trunks said after the pain went away.
"I'm so sorry, Trunks," Amy said as she rubbed his cheek with her hand soothingly. After a while, she said," Well, take your time and think about it! We have all day."
o.O
Purple Ink: WHAT?! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LONGER!!
Vegeta: But it was so long!
Purple Ink: NO IT WASN'T!
Everyone except Purple Ink: *Glares*
Purple Ink: Grrr...
Goku: Can't I take off the speedo?
Vegeta: Whatever.
Goku: *Pulls the speedo off*
Everyone except Goku: NO! NOT IN HERE- ohhh
Amy: That thing is...
Purple Ink: Veiny?
Trunks: Uhhh, you can put it that way...
Vegeta: *Sniffle* It's bigger than mine,
Amy: It's traumitizing! *sees the Goku fangirls cheering outside* Oh damn *Blasts them away*
Purple Ink: Well, sorry about this chapter's ending. But you gotta admit, at least it didn't end with a cliff hanger! *Throws Goku a towel* Wrap it around you!
Amy: I think Vegeta should wear the speedo next! *Throws speedo to Vegeta* Put it on!
Vegeta: But my pride has been wrecked into peices! And anyway, what if it has Kakarot's cum?
Purple Ink: *Rubbing forehead* Ahhhh, well, next chapter is where I'll tell you more about the fair. *Looks at Goku who hasn't put on the towel* GOKU! PUT IT ON! You are all disgusting bastards!
Everyone except Purple Ink: We're sorry...
Purple Ink: You'd better be! Ahhhh, please review! A nice comment would be great, especially since I've been feeling depressed. That's why I'm taking longer to update.
He didn't answer.
"Vegeta, wake up..." Goku whined.
He planted a small, featherary kiss on Vegeta's forehead.
"Wake up, tenshi..." Goku said, his heart beating with fear. He could barely keep his voice steady.
"Kakarot, if I don't answer you, do you think it's because I'm still tired?"
"Hehehehe, oops."
"You're damn right. Oh well, too late to keep sleeping. We have to go to that place early because it gets packed."
"You've gone there?"
''I've taken Trunks once when he was little. It's insane."
Amy peered through the small creak and knocked softly.
"May I come in?" she asked.
"Sure, Amy," Goku and Vegeta said.
She and Trunks entered the room, Amy wearing a black leather shirt, pants, and gloves. Trunks wore his same baggy shirt, shorts, coat, and bandana that he tied around his neck. The bandana always reminded Amy of Android #17, but since she knew that Trunks had no idea of who #17 was, she never told him a thing.
"Well? Are you two ready to go?" she teased, looking down at the men who were only in their boxers. "It sure looks like you two have been getting ready for a while now..... Uhhh, Vegeta, you have a note on your back..."
"Really? Read it!"
".....Oh my gosh! It says 'Watch out! My hair is sharper than my son's sword'!"
Everybody fell on the floor laughed. Everyone except Vegeta.
"You will all die a slow, painful, death!!! I swear it on my-.... Amy, you have a note on your back..."
"Seriously? Hmmm..." she said as she reached for it."It says 'I kissed my father and I liked it'... Hey!"
"YOU LOVED HIM MORE THAN ME, BABE! VEGETA TOLD ME THAT YOU DID! HE WOULDN'T LIE, I THINK!" Tarake yelled from outside.
"Tarake, how many times did I tell you to leave me alone?"
"BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!"
"KA-ME-HA-ME..."
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!" and he left.... for now...
Vegeta and Goku's faces were filled with disgust.
"You two looked like that day we were in Buu's body."
"Oh God...'' Goku and Vegeta said. Amy started giggling as the memories came back.
~Flashback~ (some of these quotes will come from the show. They obviously aren't in order, so some may be ordered wrong. Sorry 'bout that.)
"Kakarot I think I'm going to puke!"
"Oh gosh! That's disgusting!" Amy yelled.
"Yes, it's disgusting! And thanks for pointing out the obvious."
"Aw come on you guys! It's not that bad!" Goku said encouragingly. Vegeta and Amy's faces only got paler (Like that was possible).
"Idiot! You're being digested! That smoke is coming from your roasting carcass, you moron!"
Goku looked at him with that same 'What?' face.
Vegeta growled because of Goku's foolishness. "Look at this place! Doesn't he eat anything but sweets?! He's worse than a child! This is revolting! Not a single but of meat at all!"
Goku shrugged and said,"I don't know how he does it! You'd think that he would just keel over from eating this many sweets!"
"Oh you have no room to talk, Kakarot! I've seen you eat dessert! As bad as it seems, I'd much rather be down here than in your stomach after one of your pig-out sessions!"
"Come on you guys, this is no time to fight...."
She realized something ahead of them, and she almost threw up.
"Uhhh, Vegeta, Dad, I think you might want to look ahead..."
Vegeta took a peek and yelled,"Great galaxy! If I know my anatomy, that leads straight for the southern exit!"
"Well, it's the easiest way to get out! We have take these bodies out of here!" Goku said.
"Oh I see! We should have gone quietly down that little hole like mice and become part of Majin Buu's excretions! No thanks, Kakarot! I'm a true Saiyan! I'm going out the front door!"
They quickly escaped away from the.... 'southern exit'. But then the enzymes followed them and stuck on to them.
"Stop that! Stop it or I'll blast you all!" Vegeta and Amy yelled. And much to their surprise, Goku was completely covered in enzymes.
"Well, you must have a sweeter scent than me, Kakarot! They obviously prefer you!"
Goku formed an sphere of electricity from his body. All the enzymes were destroyed.
"C'mon! I see light from that hole over there!"
As they flew, Vegeta muttered,"That was a disgusting experience!"
Then Amy said,"This just isn't my day!''
They sucessfully escaped.
~End flashback~
"Wow, I still remember it like if it was yesterday."
"That was traumitizing."
"Thank you for making that point!"
Goku smiled at Vegeta when he saw the clothing he had put on while they told Trunks what had happened that day.
"Hey, Veggie, trying to copy Amy?" Goku said in an accusing voice.
"Oh, but does she have THIS?" he said as he put on a spike collar.
"Oh Vegeta! That collar makes you look..." Goku said as his voice trailed off.
"What was that, Kakarot?" Vegeta asked.
"It makes you look sexy..." Goku said, a dark shade of pink coming to his cheeks. "Sexy and dangerous." His cheeks went from dark pink to red.
Vegeta smiled, a slight shade of pink coming to his cheeks. Then in a lustful voice he said," But you look even sexier.'' He eyed the tight, skinny jean pants and the short, blue shirt that showed his nicely chiseled abs, much like Amy's shirt, with hungry eyes. He yanked Goku into a slow, passionate kiss. Trunks laughed, not at all bothered by their actions, more amused than surprised. Vegeta slowly pulled away. Goku whined when he felt Vegeta's lips pull away from his own.
"Geta..." Goku whined.
'Kakarot, what did I say earlier? We have to get there early or it gets packed! Now, shall we eat breakfast?"
"Sure... Wait, did anyone even make breakfast?" Goku asked.
"Oh yeah, I did," Amy said.
''Did you make enough?"
"Well, yeah! I'm a saiyan too! I know how much you guys eat!"
They smiled when they saw the table covered in plates filled with food.
"You got eggrolls?" Vegeta asked.
"Haha, when would I forget to make you eggrolls?"
"What about bacon?"
Amy's face tensed up.
"I... uh... forgot....."
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
Goku pulled Vegeta pack and said,"Vegeta, c'mon, let's eat."
They ate a hearty meal (Which is Thanksgiving times 3) and when they were done, they smiled with satisfaction and said," I'm full!"
When they were all done, they flew to the fair. When they got there, a few people had tents scattered under the tree's shade. They walked to the fair grounds, where there were alot of kids and young adults running around.
"Let me buy the tickets," Amy said.
"Hey Dad," Trunks said. Vegeta turned towards Trunks direction, showing him that he was paying attention.
"I just realized that you and Goku are a gay couple..." Trunks said. Vegeta's face became bright pink.
And as if on cue, Amy came back to save the men from their humiliating fate. In her hands she had the stamped admission tickets. They ran over to a ride called 'Tornado' which really should have been called 'Octopus' or something. Four seats in each car-like seating area, they thought, Perfect.
"Okay, just make sure you don't spin too-'' Amy began, only to be interupted by the older men to be spinning the wheel faster than imaginable. She and Vegeta screamed with excitement, the wind blowing their hair in their faces. They flew and spun through the air, the sensation being even more pleasurable than flying . All too soon, they were soon out of the ride, Amy's head spinning. She walked as if she was drunk, falling over multiple times. Trunks called her his drunken princess, only to receive a harsh slap across the face. He winced in pain.
"So, which ride should we go on next?" Trunks said after the pain went away.
"I'm so sorry, Trunks," Amy said as she rubbed his cheek with her hand soothingly. After a while, she said," Well, take your time and think about it! We have all day."
o.O
Purple Ink: WHAT?! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LONGER!!
Vegeta: But it was so long!
Purple Ink: NO IT WASN'T!
Everyone except Purple Ink: *Glares*
Purple Ink: Grrr...
Goku: Can't I take off the speedo?
Vegeta: Whatever.
Goku: *Pulls the speedo off*
Everyone except Goku: NO! NOT IN HERE- ohhh
Amy: That thing is...
Purple Ink: Veiny?
Trunks: Uhhh, you can put it that way...
Vegeta: *Sniffle* It's bigger than mine,
Amy: It's traumitizing! *sees the Goku fangirls cheering outside* Oh damn *Blasts them away*
Purple Ink: Well, sorry about this chapter's ending. But you gotta admit, at least it didn't end with a cliff hanger! *Throws Goku a towel* Wrap it around you!
Amy: I think Vegeta should wear the speedo next! *Throws speedo to Vegeta* Put it on!
Vegeta: But my pride has been wrecked into peices! And anyway, what if it has Kakarot's cum?
Purple Ink: *Rubbing forehead* Ahhhh, well, next chapter is where I'll tell you more about the fair. *Looks at Goku who hasn't put on the towel* GOKU! PUT IT ON! You are all disgusting bastards!
Everyone except Purple Ink: We're sorry...
Purple Ink: You'd better be! Ahhhh, please review! A nice comment would be great, especially since I've been feeling depressed. That's why I'm taking longer to update.