Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ All of The People... ❯ Bullet and Evil Latin speaking people... ( Chapter 5 )

A/N: OH MY GGGOOOODDDD!!!! THE LAZY BAG WROTE ANOTHER CHAPTER!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!?!? SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE!! I JUST HAVEN'T BEEN IN A WRITING MOOD AND THE SCHOLL JUST STARTED AND MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY OVER…FOR THE TENTH TIME!!

 

( Couple of the first years don't count. We're so stupid back then and we don't know the real horrors of the…school…shudder….yet…)

 

YOU GUYS AREN'T REVIEWING!!! YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT'S FOR THE WRITERS SELF-ESTEEM?

ANYWAY, I'M NOT AFFECTED BY IT!! BYE!! ( Runs into the corner and begins crying: Nobody likes meeeeee….buaaaaaah…etc.)

 

ISW: AUUUGH!! My creativity isn't doing well in this stupid medieval…THING!! C'mon… Just read the damn excuse of a chapter and leave me in my miserable misery. (Pulls out the `Titanium Beef Master3000â„¢' and starts banging the stone wall with it almost deafening herself and the other jail residents.)

 

Jail residents: PLEASE!!! SOME NICE REVIEWER BAIL HER OUT!!

 

Disclaimer: Come closer… come closer ( with her temptress voice) and now…I DON'T OWN DBZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!(Screaming her lungs off and deafening the poor reader who was gullible enough to obey…) gasp gasp wheeze cough cough… I need CPR…(Passes out)

 

All Of the People…

 

Chapter V - Bullet and Evil Latin Speaking Bad Guys

 

Kakarott dragged himself up the stairs to their `apartment' hoping the stairs wouldn't crumble under him. That would make the day perfect.

 

First, the terrible hangover which was taken care of with some aspirins. Second, the whole city hates you and wants to maul and mallet you for kidnapping the `whorepair'. Third, he had just ran all over the city like a rabbit with hunter on its ass wanting to eat it, which wasn't so far away from the truth, he was sweaty, smelled like shit `cause he had to hid in garbage pile from the police and other volunteers.

 

He had been right at one thing. The trio at the Kelly's bar was indeed behind this mess that he was playing a rabbit for hunters. He should have done something.

 

Now the black-haired bitch, who was attractive and beautiful as hell… NO NO NO NO!! The black-haired bitch, who wasn't attractive or beautiful as hell, but had despite that all, nice body which he wouldn't mind-AAARRGHHH!!!

 

He couldn't even think straight anymore!! Anyway, she was kidnapped!! 'There. It wasn't so hard to think…'

 

Yep.

 

His day was somewhat perfect. Kakarott opened the door with silent gratitude and stepped in sighing in relief….and dropped his eyes almost literally.

 

Kuririn and Juu were making out furiously on the broken couch sighing each others name.

 

“ Oh Kuririn…”

“ Juu…”

 

“ Kuririn…”

 

“ …Juu…”

 

“ WHATTA FUCK!!!”

 

The two stopped and jumped quickly on their feet blushing madly.

“WHATTA HECK ARE YA TWO STILL DOIN' HERE!?!?” Kakarott yelled. He didn't know why he was yelling, it just felt so damn good to yell at someone. Let little steam out.

 

“ Erhm..?” Kuririn replied idiotically trying to look innocent.

 

“ Uhm?” Juu said blushing and the black haired teenager almost fell flat in his face. The tough Juu he had known was…well…meek as a kitten! `Must be the first effects of love…' Kakarott made a short note.

 

And the door slammed open with force knocking Kakarott flat on his face on the filthy floor, Vegeta stepped in panting like after 20 miles run which wasn't so far from the truth, shutting the door with bang and pressed his back against it, panting.

 

“ Vegeta!! Ya ass!! What's the big deal!!??” Kakarott screamed getting up from the floor.

He was intending on pounding him on the floor hard but stopped in mid movement.

 

The other flame-haired teenager was deathly pale and sweating. He slid gasping on the floor leaving a bloody trail on the door. [Hey!! It rhymed!!]

 

Kakarott's breath caught in his throat. No…

Kuririn and Juu shocked expressions on their faces stared. The moment hung in the air which felt like hours but were mere seconds.

 

“ VEGETA!!!” They yelled and rushed over him. Kakarott turned him over and Vegeta yelped in pain. He was bleeding from the shoulder rapidly. He had been shot. One bullet had hit him while running.

 

“ Oh shit…we have to get the bullet out…” The blonde whispered urgently worry shining in her voice. “ Kakarott!! Get me the strongest alcohol you can find!! Kuririn!! Find me some rag and something I can dig the bullet out with!!!”

 

Juu went immediately to her doctor mood. She had `nursed' people who had been shot before and dug out bullets, tended wounds and handled broken/dislocated bones and appendages.

 

That was what you got living in a place like this with Vegeta and Kakarott.

Kuririn began rummaging through the cupboards and drawers in panic, throwing everything on the floor.

 

Kakarott shot out of the door running for his life and Vegeta's life to the Kelly's place which wasn't so far off. He didn't even care the stairs squeaking dangerously. Just crumble the damn thing underneath him. He'd give a fuck right now.

 

Vegeta couldn't die!!! If he did, Mr. Yasahike and The Assking namely Yamcha would have a hell to pay for killing his brother.

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

“ UUUMMMMPHHHHH!!!” Bulma screamed, or at least tried, as the cold water hit her waking her from her blissful unconscious state where she couldn't feel pain or discomfort.

 

“ Wake up wench!! The boss is up to seein' ya!!” a rough voice spoke and Bulma heard another splash and a muffled cry. ChiChi.

 

She couldn't see anything and her body burned from the earlier beating. The boss…

Suddenly she was wide awake. The head criminal was showing himself to them. She heard the man leaving banging the door shut.

 

ChiChi moaned. Her ribs hurt like hell and the cold, moist cellar floor wasn't the most comfortable thing in the world to be laying on. It was dark. She heard Bulma moving little around in her ties.

 

They were still alive.

 

A door banged shut.

 

After little while the door creaked ajar gain, letting in blinding light. ChiChi had to squeeze her eyes shut from the light because it hurt so much.

` I never thought that seeing would be this much of pain…' ChiChi thought tears running from her eyes even more.

 

Bulma perked up at the opening door. The light was blinding her as well adding just more to the dull ache in her body.

The door slammed fully open revealing a tall and thin figure clad in some sort of cape. His face was shadowed by the hood and a scarf covered half of his face. The figure was completely black against the bright light behind it.

 

Bulma and ChiChi couldn't but blink at this theatrically dramatic entering. This just didn't fit the events and scene.

 

The figure stared at the two teenage girl and the girls found this, in a strangely familiar way, intimidating. Despite the situation Bulma and ChiChi found their selves curious and irritated at the person. The ache and fear had just gone away in some point.

 

The two minions appeared behind him like some bodyguards guarding their boss like bodyguards do. [ Duh!]

 

“ Leaf.” The dark-caped man said to his henchmen. His voice was low and rough and hard to hear properly, like he was faking it.

 

“ Leaf? Why would ya need a leaf, Boss?”

 

The Boss smacked his forehead groaning and mumbling something like: Why me… and Bulma and ChiChi sweatdropped. The bigger of the bodyguards/minions/henchmen/bad guys/kidnappers, whatever you want to call them, hit the other man.

 

“ If the boss wants a leaf, we get he-uh him one, ya fucking idiot!!”

 

“ NO!! LEAVE!! OUTTA ME SIGTH NOUW!!” The Boss screamed roughly but very highly, still sounding somewhat fake. The men jumped scared, this time understanding the latter sentence and scurried off. Probably to find the leaf for the Boss.

 

Bulma and ChiChi, who had now huge sweatdrops stared and the Boss glared at them sharply, telling to shut up or else. All this felt so familiar.

 

The cold stare which made you want to hide and never come out. The intimidating stare that made your blood run cold and obey no matter what.

 

But obviously it wasn't stupid-proof.

 

“ Sooooo…. Me gurls… All whelpless an' tyed up…” he purred starting advancing the three-step stairs towards the two beaten girls…stepping on his cape's edge and falling the stairs down, landing flat on his face.

 

“……….”

 

“……….”

 

“…….Ouch. Thiz iz nhot goin' as planhed…” The man mumbled. “ Via dolorosa, indheed.” The Boss got on his feet, shooting another sharp glance at the girls, who were now looking with unbelieving eyes with hint of amusement, daring them to let out any sound which reminded giggle and/or laughter.

 

“ Krehm… Yuu are whonderin' why ya're here…all alone…tyed up…” the man cackled and began coughing like he was suffocating. “ Damnh…”

 

“ Yuu wenches skould bhe totally `onored to bhe at me presence…sucz inthelligenz can't bhe fhound no where els' than in me… Pro memoria…Cito enim arescit lacrima praesertim in aliens malis…. Nouw me skall bit fharewell…nhone whill ever' fhind yuu…Adiuu…Edo ut vivam!! MUAHAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA HAAAA BWAHHAAAAAAAA!!!”

 

And he turned on his heels laughing madly which scared ChiChi and Bulma half dead. Their kidnapper was utterly insane. And had a talking problem…

 

The boss rose the stairs still laughing creeping out the kidnapped girls even more. There was no saying what a man like him could do to them…and the door slammed in his face.

 

“ Hey Boss!! We got ya the leaf ya wanted!!” the other man shouted holding a tree leaf in his fingers. “ Boss? Boss!?”

 

“ Boss!! What are ya doing in between the door and wall?”

 

The caped man laughed little insanely. “ Nothin'…. Heheeeheeee…absholuteli nothin'….” And left the room with his two lackeys who were still little confused what their Boss had been doing with the door.

 

The door slammed shut, once again, and the room became pitch black an ChiChi and Bulma heard strangling noises behind the door. Was the insane `Boss' killing his minions?

 

The door opened little and a hand pulled angrily the hem of the black cape out from between the door and hinges and slammed the door shut. [ I am beginning to feel little bad for the poor cellar door…/o\ ]

 

Bulma couldn't believe it. The man almost managed to strangle himself with his own cape! ChiChi found this remarkably funny and began giggling. Soon Bulma joined in and they laughed all they could with the mouth gags.

 

It felt unbelievingly nice to hear laughter and laugh, relieving the tension and stress from the earlier day or days. They had no sense of time in the black cellar room.

The giggles died down and they both tried to get some sleep, Latin phrases which they didn't understand repeating their selves in their heads.

 

The pain was back and felt much worse.

 

` Don't worry… A prince with shining armor will come…in some form…' ChiChi thought sadly. Strangely an image of that black-haired, ragged, criminal delinquent popped in her tired mind. Where had that come from? She couldn't deny he was handsome but shook the thought of him before falling asleep.

 

It wasn't proper to think him at the time like this.

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

Kakarott stormed into the bar knocking some people over in process, earning some angry shouts.

“ JAKE!! JAKE!!” He yelled little panic in his shaking voice. The bartender looked up and backed up a little seeing Kakarott running towards him like a mad bull.

 

“ I NEED THE PUREST ALCOHOL YA HAVE!! ETANOL OR SOMETHIN'SHIT LIKE `AT!!”

 

“ What?” Jake, the bartender asked baffled staring bluntly.

 

“ FUCKING NOW!!”

 

Jake seemed to understand something was wrong and ran in the back room and came out with a bottle of alcohol.

 

“ WAS ABOUT TIME!!” The spiky haired man yelled and stormed off.

` Vegeta, just hang on!!'

 

Jake stood there stunned. What had gotten in the boy. Like Vegeta had been shot or something.

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

A/N: WHOOOOPIEEE DOOOO!! ANOTHER CHAPTER DONE!! I THINK I JUST GOT OVER MY WRITERS BLOCK!!YAY!

 

OH MY GOD!! I JUST FOUND A CURE FOR WRITERS BLOCK!! JUST WRITE AND IT WILL GO OVER!! AND CAN ANYBODY TELL ME WHY I'M YELLING?!

 

ISW: (lying unconscious in the jail room from all banging. Her ears finally overloaded and now she's unconscious)

BUT SOMEBODY STILL HAS TO BAIL HER OUT OF THE JAIL!?!

 

AND REMEMBER: REVIEW!! I'M NOT PUTTING UP ANOTHER CHAPTER OR EVEN WRITE ONE IF THE REVIEW COUNT ISN'T OVER 15!!

 

Lawyer: Hey!! That's blackmailing!!

 

I DON'T CARE!! EVERYTHING'S PERMITTED IN WAR, LOVE AND WRITING!!

 

And remember while reviewing : Optimum et pessimum in homine est lingua!!

 

(UURGH!! Stupid Latin homework… I just had to put those Latin phrases in there…But those just fit so good…My friend is laughing her ass off at the one phrase, thought…as will you if you know what it means…heheee)

 

If you wanna now what those phrases mean ask me and I'll explain them in next chapter which shouldn't be that far away in the future.

 

JA NE MINNA-SAN!!