Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ All of The People... ❯ Senzu bean?! ( Chapter 6 )

A/N: I planned this chapter at school… I think it was Geography….Or was it Latin…It could have been Philosophy or Art Class…Anyway, I should be doing my Latin homework, reading Geography and Philosophy so I wouldn't be so out at the class… But oh well…WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT?!?! UPDATING YOUR FIC OR WRITING MORE OF THEM OR STUDYING AND MAKING YOUR HOMEWORK!?!?

 

IWS: That's easy… OF COURSE WRITING THE NEW CHAPTER OF AOTP!!! WHAT ELSE?!

 

ChiChiko: Smar!!! (Pops out of nowhere) How dare you!! [Note: ChiChiko is my good friend and she calls me occasionally Kinoha , Smar or Sea. When her net is up again she's gonna finally put up her own fics!! AREN'T YOU, CHICHIKO?! I KNOW YOU'LL BE READING THIS AT SOME POINT!!]

 

IWS: AAAAARGHHH!!!! ( Is scared out of her tiny little mind which is little out of place anyway before the scare)

 

ChiChiko: (Staring murderously)

 

IWS: Whoa whoa! I'LL DO THEM!! I SWEAR!! (ChiChiko disppears) phew….

 

Disclaimer: (having a bad case of mental breakdown) DBZ…DBZ……DBZ….heheee hee…Me….no own…WAit!! ME NO OWN?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!( Starts crying and breaks down beyond help)

 

And obviously you people know Latin… If not your loss… Especially Edo ut Vivam… Hahhaaahhaaaa (rolling in laughter on the floor)

 

And you know what? I just realized that 'Toriyama' means 'Birdmountain' if translated from kanji properly!

 

All of the People…

 

Chapter VI - Senzu bean?

 

It was late night, most people sleeping or `sleeping' in their comfy beds dreaming nice dreams and some of them seeing nightmares.

Three people weren't sleeping. They were pacing in the small living room-kitchen combined room in some filthy slum district.

 

Vegeta had been unconscious almost six hours and still bleeding little. Juu had clearly made clear [0.o?] that it wasn't in her hands anymore that this case would be in the hands of the higher beings. Running while wounded really hadn't done good to Vegeta.

 

Hospital didn't even come in question. They weren't that suicidal.

 

Kuririn sat on the couch thinking, looking worried, glancing at Kakarott who paced back and forth and had worn the already worn carpet bare. Juu was taking care of Vegeta who was placed in his and Kakarott's bedroom.

 

Kuririn was in weird state of mind. He thought how his life had gone from ordinary to extraordinary in just couple of weeks. He had never had real friends before. In his old school people had tolerated him, but he had been mostly ignored.

 

Now he had friends. And now he had found the love of his life just in one night/evening. And now one of his friends was dying.

 

What they could do? What he could do?

 

His trail of thought broke as Kakarott plopped next to him sighing.

“ This shit jus' ain't happenin'…”

 

The bald teenager just nodded.

 

“ Me and Vegeta have been together since how long… He's like brother to me…” Kakarott felt like crying, beating crap out of the whole world and go yelling at Vegeta being too stupid to get shot. He shook the thought quickly.

 

It wasn't Vegeta's fault that he was shot. It could have been himself as well. They were both Martial Artists and good ones, but they weren't bullet proof or immortal.

And this was all Yamcha's fault!!!

 

Kakarott sighed and stared at the gray ceiling which had been white and clean at the some point of its life.

“ We need a miracle…” he blurted out, sounding somewhat defeated.

 

“ Yeah, a miracle….”

` A miracle…?! Why I think this sounds…familiar…naw! I'm just overstressed…' Kuririn wondered silently shifting uncomfortably.

 

“ I might as well make sumthin' to eat.” Kakarott said and walked over some cupboards. “ Damn! There's only beans…”he muttered, suddenly feeling like tearing the house down.

First the hangover, then the chase and Vegeta being shot and now!!! There was a lousy can of BEANS to eat!!??

 

` Beans…'

 

…look Kuririn. These are called Senzu beans. They can heal any wound and cure almost any disease existing.”

“ You kidding grampa? That's not possible!! And how `you' could own some of them?!”

“ Litle respect boy, thank you!! Your old Grandfather isn't exactly what he seems…now go playin' off…shuu!

“ So you could read those funny magazines again?! What's so intriguing in them?”

“ THAT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!”

 

Suddenly he remembered. Eyes wide with shock and mad hope shining in them he jumped up. Beans could save Vegeta!

 

“ THE BEANS!!!!!BEANS!!!” he shouted jumping up and down.

 

“ YEAH!! I KNOW THEY'RE FUCKING BEANS!!” Kakarott responded annoyed at the little man's reaction and wondering did he loose a screw or two.

 

“ NO NONO!! THE BEANS!!BEANS BEANS!!!”

 

“ IF YOU LIKE THAT SHIT SO MUCH YOU CAN HAVE THEM ALL!!!”

 

“ DAMMIT, QUIET BOYS!!!” Juu screamed from the bedroom making the teenage men cringe.

 

“ No no!! The Senzu beans, Kakarott!! They can save Vegeta, chances hundred percent!!”

 

“ What? ….beans….?! Did you hit your head or something or are you just so head-over-heels and in love with Juu that your tiny brain overloaded? And how in the fucking hell a `BEAN' could save Vegeta?!” Kakarott yelled sarcastically, yet hopeful.

 

“ Look, my grampa has these beans called Senzu beans and when you eat one it heals any wound and can bring you back to full health from the brink of death and it cures almost every known disease existing!” Kuririn rambled on joyfully, smiling widely.

 

Kakarott stared.

 

…and stared…

 

Not knowing if he should believe or not. Kuririn seeing his doubt frowned. He hadn't believed it until he had seen it. There had been a serious accident and one of the victims was dying. His grandfather had walked over to the man and given him one of those beans and tadaaah!! He was fully healed. After that grandfather had vanished like he had never been there.

 

Why he hadn't remembered it sooner!? Kuririn felt like kicking his own ass for his bad memory.

“ It's true!!” Kuririn exclaimed almost desperately.

 

“ Fine!! Let's get those damn things…” the dark haired man crumbled and they shot out of the door yelling to Juu they'd come back soon and then Vegeta would be alright again.

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

“ So you've got them?”

 

“ Sure thing! They ain't gonna be found until we let'em go!!”

 

“ Good. How's my sister? I'm so glad he decided to help me with this case…”

 

“ Ehrm…. Your sistah's fine, Boss…”

 

“ Good. And remember to contact our man.Carry on the way you are. Dismissed!”[ OHHH!! The plot is developing….Kinoha Chi: What plot…Grr…]

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

While Kakarott and Kuririn were heading to Kuririn's house and Juu had decided to make some food but found only beans and was now eating beans cursing men and their bad food politic, Vegeta was suffering from slight fever and was little ….ahem…dreaming.

 

The beautiful blue-haired bitch/wench/vixen who was the heiress to the Capsule Corporation and who got him and Kakarott in this mess with her black-haired bitch/wench/vixen twin sister, was standing atop of the mountain, wind whipping gently with her blue hair, which looked green because the sky behind her. She was wearing a blue, tight-fitting short dress and smiling at him seductively.

 

God she was beautiful. Bitch, but beautiful. She winked at him playfully and his heart beat sped up. And next thing he knew she was falling with a terrified scream, wrenching his heart oddly.

Vegeta shot after her trying to catch her and everything went black. He was flabbergasted. What had happened? And next the dream started again ending with darkness started again and ended with darkness and it stared again and again…etc.

 

And all we can say is…poor Veggie…May he not lose his mind with the crazy author and her twisted mind…

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

The journey to Kuririn's house and back proved to be interesting. Well… the running to the house and back wasn't interesting, only tiring and hurried, but the house and Kuririn's grandfather was something else.

 

First Kuririn s grandfather, who's name was Kamesennin (Muten Roshi for dubbies) had almost strangled Kuririn for being so much away from home neglecting his poor, weak, old dear, defenseless grandfather and then waltzing in middle of the night waking him up. Kakarott had hard time believing it while trying to pry off the pissed off fragile looking old man from Kuririn, who was choking apologies. Finally he had calmed down, glaring occasionally at his grandson, they explained the situation.

 

Kamesennin had recognized Kakarott, who's picture was now in every magazine and newspaper along with Vegeta, and began whine how the now day youngster couldn't control their desires and had to kidnap girls to get laid and how this community was badly going down.

 

But he hadn't given Kakarott and agreed to help making some rude and obscene comments about how he and Vegeta must be enjoying their time with the girls, who were quite lookers and getting laid by them would be an experiment. Kakarott and Kuririn were red as beets, even Kakarott hadn't never heard obscene things of this caliber.

 

And then the old man had demanded them to bring him some magazines for exchange of the Senzu bean. At this point Kakarott lost his nerve and attacked the poor, feeble, defenseless old man who with the flick of his wrist threw Kakarott through the wall.

 

After this little incidence the boys hurried obediently to the nearest store only to discover it was closed, which wasn't a real surprise because it was way past midnight, and they had no money. This didn't stop the two desperate boys. As in one they crashed through the window and by some whim of Kami they did not launch the alarm. Not really caring, they grabbed a lapful of dirty magazines and Kakarott went and took little extra.

 

Lots of candy and boxfuls chocolate bars, chips, frozen french fries, pizzas, hamburgers, milk, orange juice, cookies, lemonade, some fruits, more cookies, comics, the daily newspaper, bread, butter, cheese, tomatoes, peanut butter, and some vegetables. Somehow the managed to stuff the huge pile of food and everything in the plastic bags they found.

 

Soon they were in a way back to Kamesennin who just had raised an eyebrow at the bags strolling lazily over some drawer picking up a bag muttering more obscene things about how now day men were wimps at wooing a woman and when he was young…yadda yadda…Kuririn and Kakarott finding it really hard to keep straight face and not to blush again.

 

And now they were almost back.

 

They entered the building and dragged the doors up with the heavy plastic bags (there was five of them) not caring if the stairs crumbled underneath them, They had never before done anything like that, the stairs, so why now.

 

Kakarott was just intending to turn the handle when the door swung open revealing an angry, really royally pissed off Juu.

 

“ WHERE THE FUCK YOU TWO WERE?!?! LEAVING LIKE THAT!!! VEGETA'S GETTING WORSE AND YOU TWO-“ She noticed the bags.” WENT SHOPPING???!?”

“ Juu we can explain…” Kuririn said meekly as the blond glared and crossed her arms.

 

“ It better be good…start explaining. Now.”

 

“ We don't have the damn time!!” Kakarott yelled abruptly rushing past Juu dropping the bags and storming in the bedroom.

“ Wait!! Kakarott!!” Juu and the bald midget said in unison and skimmed after him.

 

Kakarott kneeled by Vegeta and pried his mouth open and shoved the bean down his throat making him swallow it. A moment passed and the silent was almost deafening. Suddenly Vegeta's eyes shot open and he sat up bewildered. The wound was gone as was the fever.

 

“ I can't believe it… “ the blond girl said in awe as the two boys could only stare.

 

“ OKAY!!! SOMEONE STARTS EXPLAINING WHY YA LOOK LIKE I AM SOME FUCKIN' ZOMBIE WHO'S RISEN FROM DEAD!?!”

 

Kakarott growled and hit Vegeta over head knocking him flat on his face. “KAKAROTT!!! WHATTA FUCK!! I'LL MANGLE YA FOR `AT!!” Vegeta screamed standing up and attacking the other wild haired man.

 

They began fighting and curses and insult began flying. Juu and Kuririn cracked a smile and tried to separate them only to be yanked to join the fight. And they fought on like good friends they are….

 

Yep. Vegeta was back again.

 

~oo0@0oo~

 

A/N: How was that!! I sure had fun!!

 

ISW: And now. After three hours of writing and having fun…THE LATIN, GEOGRAPHY AND PHILOSPHY WAIT FOR ME!! BUAAAH!! DAMN HOMEWORK!! (Suddenly turns Super Vixen 3 and begins beating her school books and shooting ki blasts. After half an hour beating…THE BOOKS HAVE NO SCRATH ON THEM!!!!)

 

No worries… no worries… I still have my Titanium Beef Master3000â„¢ frying pan!!! Super Vixen 3 and the frying pan is a deadly combination!!! Prepare to die, you heart of evil!! (pulls out the pan and…)

 

SEA!!! HOMEWORK. YOU. NOW!!!

 

ISW: Damn….Yes Mom…

 

AND REVIEW!!! THE SAME RAMBLINGS AND REVIEW BEGS AS BEFORE ( Look the other chapters) OH MY GAWD!! I JUTS REALIZED THAT ISW IS STILL IN JAIL!!

 

……Oh well….

 

JA NE MINNA-SAN!!