Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Bardock's Return ❯ Chapter 1
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By: Rini Saiyan-jin 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Thriller / Psychological / / Fantasy / Comedy / Classic / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.26.2002 | Updated On: 10.26.2002 | Pages: 7 | Words: 3.3K | Visits: 3.5K | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Thriller / Psychological / / Fantasy / Comedy / Classic / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.26.2002 | Updated On: 10.26.2002 | Pages: 7 | Words: 3.3K | Visits: 3.5K | Status: Completed
::::::Warning::::: for the next couple of chapters, it will be in play script format.
Thank you very much!
Goku: *Sighs* Chichi, I'm gonna fo for a walk.
Chichi: Oh, you mean 'fly?' *Looks at Goku's sad expression* Uh, Goku, go ahead. Be careful Goku!
Goku: Haha, like what's gonna happen to me. *Thinks of aliens that possibly land here* Ok, I'll be careful!
*While later, Goku is walking* Oh, Earth is such a place to be dangerous. I wonder what my father really like?
Is he nice man like me, or is he mean as my brother Raditz? Oh I don't know... I really wonder if... naw, safe
than sorry. If he's mean, but then again, I am the legendary saiyan, and Freeza killed my father.
So... he'll probally have no choic but turn good... YEAH! That'll work. Just like Vegeta, Gosh, what a great
idea I'll Transmission to Bulma's house for Dragonball Radar!
Bulma's House, in the Labarotory
Goku: Hi Vegeta! Where's Bulma?
Vegeta: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! Stealing Bulma or something??
Goku: HAHA! I just need something.
Vegeta: Fine, she's in the Kitchen.
Goku: Thanks, *Moment later, and now in Kitchen* Hi Bulma!
Bulma: Oh hi Goku! What do you want?
Goku: I just need Dragon Ball Radar.
Bulma: Ok! Here it is, but what wish will it be now?
Goku: Uh, that would be a surprise. And Thank you! *telports, and finds all 7 balls in 1/2 hour.* wow,
that was easy! Ok, gosh, their glowing, so pretty. Oh I don't know... if this is a good idea. I hope he'll be
glad to see me. Aw shit, here it goes! ARISE DRAGON! *A brillint scene came before him*
Shenlong: What do you want now?
Goku: I- I-- wish my father Bardock back alive.
Shenlong: Your wish is Granted. You have one more wish.
Goku: *looks around, Bardock is not here,* Ok, I wish I can bring Bardock here.
Shenlong: *Bardock appears, shocked* Your wish is granted, now it is time for me to go.
*Ball scatters to the corners of the Earth.
Bardock: What the hell... huh?? What's going on? HEY! You, who are you? Why you look like me?
Goku: Um... I am your son, I brought you back to life. My name is Kakarot, but people here call me Goku.
*He said nervously, seeing if he is a bad guy or not*
Bardock: K-k-k-k-k-Kakarot?? Wow, you're my son! *hugging him to see if he is dreaming* YOU brought me
back to life! WOW! Hey, did you beat Freeza??
Goku: YOU BET! But his father fixed him, so Vegeta's son officailly killed him. His name is Trunks.
Bardock: HUH? You mean Prince Vegeta?!
Goku: Yes, he's a big macho, too much pride, and crazy. He can't even surpass me! Hey, I could teach you a
trick later. Until I find out what atittudes you have, and who exactly you are. Ok dad, deal?
Bardock: Wait a minute, is this Earth?
Goku: Yes it is, and PLEASE don't go telling me to destroy it. Radditz, Nappa, and Vegat told me to do it, and it
ain't a pretty sight. So please don't force me Dad.
Bardock: *sighs* Okay, where's Raditz?
Goku: Um... I thought you knew, he's dead. I told my friend to kill me and killed him along with me. I
died sevearal times...
Bardock: Man! You died alot?!
Goku: Yes, I am the Earth's defender. I am probaly the strongest fighter in the universe. Hey, check this out.
*Transformed to Super Saiayn*
Bardock: You--you-- you're the legendary saiyan! WOW!!!!!!! MY SON'S THE LENGENDARY SAIYAN!!!
OH YEAH! VEGETA CAN'T DO IT! HAHAHHA!!! Nya nya nya nya!
Goku: Um... you mean the prince Vegeta?
Bardock: Yeah, why?
Goku: Well, we found out, that ALL saiyans of any time can do it. But first, you have to prove something to me.
Bardock: What qualities?
Goku: I am not going to tell, but I'll be watching you for 3 days ok?
Bardock: OK! Alright, man, I don't even rember what's like to eat! It's been.... how old are you now?
Goku:mmm... good question, lemme... wait, what year was I born?
Bardock: *sweat drop* 721 A.D.
Goku: So... that makes.... hmmm.... right now is 965 A.D. So... 244 years, I think.
Bardock: Whoa! MAN! I haven't ate 242 years then! No wonder, I am HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!! But... when I last saw
you, you had a powerlevel of 1 or 2. Man, I bet you had some great teachers or something.
Goku: Oh yeah, YOU BET I HAD! Ok, let's telport out of here.
Bardock: Wait! Who are they in the sky??
Goku: OH! they're my friends, good thing you stopped me! HAHA! *moments later, they arrive.*
Piccolo: So, Goku, it is you. What did you wish for.... *looks at 2 same people* wait a minute, which one is
Goku? One has scars like Yamacha.... so, *looking at RIGHT Goku* what's going on?
Goku: Um... meet my dad, Bardock.
*silence*
Bardock: Uh... hi guys.
Trunks: YOUR DAD????? HE COULD BE EVIL! What are you thinking????
Goten: HE'S MY GRANDPA?? WOW! I have 3 grandpa's! But... no known grandmother. OH WELL!
Bardock: He's YOUR son? Wow, you mean there's saiyan girl here too??
Goku: Umm.... no... there's... no... more... saiyan... full... blood... saiyan... girl alive.Only you, me, and 'Prince'
Vegeta are only PURE saiyans left. Unless we wish more of them back. I don't want all to be destroyers.
So, that's why.
Bardock: REally... well, we got to wish my wife back!
Goku: Well..... I guess to bring some more pure saiyans to keep the Saiyan line alive.
Bardock: Yeah... it's all Freeza's fault. STUPID DAMN FUCKING FREEZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *powers up, for one
milli second, he went super saiyan, but he never knew he did*
YIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: Hey, hey, cool it. We have to wait a year to have those wishes again.
Bardock: WHY??!?!!?!?!?!?
Goku: We can only use them once a year.
Bardock: Oh? Ok, alright then.
Vegeta: *arrives at last* HEY!!!!!!!! IT'S YOU! KAKAROT! WHAT DID YOU WISH FOR NOW?!?!
Goku: Well, Vegeta, Welcome our newest recruit to our Z Team. Let me introduce, MY DAD!
Vegeta: WHAT?! TURAS!? IS that him TURAS??????
Goku: Uh, no, it's not, His name is Bardock. Dad, this is 'Prince' Vegeta.
Bardock: So! It's you. Hello prince your highness! Kakarot! EVERYONE! BOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: HUH?!?!?! *comical falls, and sweat drop*
Bardock: Sorry highness, he didn't bow.
Vegeta: Bardock.... *blushing or so he thought* you don't HAVE to do that. Kakarot and I have known each
other for a LONNNG time now. So, mind you, STAND UP!!
Bardock: So, I can treat you like everyone else then????? *evil smirks*
Vegeta: *looking scared* Umm.... yes.. but don't make fun of me. *dangerous glare at Gohan and Piccolo*
Gohan: *whispering to Piccolo* WHOOPS! Heh.. heh.. *Picclo is laughing too.* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: HAR HAR, *sarcastically*
Gohan: So, uh, can I call you what? Since you're my Grandpa, but is there another name you want me to call ya?
Bardock: Call me Gramps.
Goten and Gohan: SWEET! YEAH!
Gohan: So, gramps, what do you do?
Bardock: Well... it's hard to say. That fucking Freeza ruined my life, so I am a fighter then. But,
don't worry, I'll start my life anew here. Gee, I never felt this HUNGER!!!!!!!!! I AM HUNGRY!!!!!!!
Goku: HAHA, I guess it runs in the family! HAHAHA!
Bardock: LET"S GO ALREADY!!! I am hungry enough to eat this planet!
Goku: Ok guys, I am gonna telport, so hang on to me!
Outside at ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT Restruant
Goku: I hope somebody got money.
someone in behind: I HAVE SOME DON"T WORRY!
Bardock: What is this Place?
Goku: Where all the heaven Food is. We always come here for times we are not home. *They enter*
Cashier: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! IT"S THEM! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs to the kitchen,
yelling that the fact they are back and runs back* Hi guys! So, you're eating today eh?
Goku: YOU BET!!!! I AM VERY VERY HUNGRY!. So is my dad, he's even hungier.
Cashier: 'oh crap! I'll have to start running so I can run faster!' Right this way please. Go ahead...
*they all disappear and gathered food and back* and eat.... *sweat drop* 'they're going to put the Manger out
of buissness at this rate....'
Bardock: WHAT ARE THESE FOOD???
Vegeta: Trust me, they are good, I came here about 40 years ago.
Bardock: Oh... uh ok. How about this? *Pointing to X-TREMELY SPICY hot dogs*
Vegeta: Heh, not unless you like it spicy.
Bardock: SPICY?!?! Thank Kami you told me! I am deadly allergic to it!
Vegeta: NOT THAT kind of spicy.
Bardock: Ok... I'll forget these. How about this? *Pointing to cimmon rolls*
Vegeta: DEFINETLY! My faves.
Bardock: *takes a bite* YUUMMMMMMMM!!!! WOW!!! YUMMY! HOW about this one? *spattie*
Vegeta: That too. *Bardock loves it also*
Bardock: YUM YUM!
All saiyans are eating it up fast. Cookers are running back and forth to fill thier hungry saiyan's stomach.
Everyone around the saiyans are staring at them unbelieveably.Goten: MORE!!!
*Everyone comically falls, minutes later, they are finally finshed eating*
Trunks: *sighs* WOW! That was GOOOODDD!
Cashier: Heh, well... buh-bye!
Trunks: Wait, lemme give you something. *hands him a grand* thanks for the chow! *Cashier is speechless*
They all telport again, with Goku of course to Goku's house.
Chichi: WHERE IN THE FUCKING YOU HAVE BEEN?????? I HAVE been worried sick! Sky darkening, high
powerlevels, and silence!
Goku: Heh... ChiChi, we have a new recruit to our ever growing team!
Bardock: 'Recruit? Why he keeps saying that? Oh well, must have not thought any other way to tell her.'
ChiChi: OH? And why you left so sad? Gohan left because Shenlong had come. Was that you wishing him??
Goku: Yeah, and meet my... dad.
Chich:OH!!!!!! where's my manners! I have father-in-law alive! Oh am so sorry sir. My name is Chichi, Goku's
wife
Bardock: *hiss* I am not used to Goku. I perfer Kakarot. Mine is Bardock. Please to .... mee...t..... you. Wait a minute
... is you isn't?
Chichi: *changing the subject* so, since you're Goku's father, so that means you can turn into super saiyan?
Bardock: Huh? You mean Legendary saiyan. OF COURSE MY SON CAN DO THAT!!! Not anyone else can do it
until maybe 10,000 years or so. *everyone sweat drop*
Goku: Not... neccesarily. Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks , *pointing to them all* can transform. I tried to
explain that earlier.
Bardock: WHAT?!?! Is that True??? *All of them easily transform, just to prove him* OMIGOSH! SON! CAN
YOU TEACH ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Goku: *sweat drop* That is exactly what I have been saying. I am watching you for next 3 days of how you act.
Bardock: OH!!! I get it now. Gosh, Thanks Kakarot! Man you have your mom's smile....
Goku: I--I--do? What she's like? Is she nice??
Bardock: Ok, let's sit down. *entering the house and everyone sat down* So, which one of you are or is my
grandson? I know Goten is, he has our hair. Is Trunks too?
Vegeta: HOW DARE YOU!!!! *Struggles to fight him, but only pulled back by Gohan and Goten.
Goku: VEGETA! HE'S WHOLE LOT LOTS WEAKER THAN YOU! Cool it! If you kill him, I"LL MAKE YOU PAY!!!!!!!!
HE DOESN"T, for Kami's sake, do not know anyone or a single clue! Give him a break!
Bardock: Ah let him. *He punch vegeta at his max, and doesn't even hurt a single hair.* Uh-oh... I am sorry!
SORRY VEGETA! Just exactly HOW STRONG are you?!?!
Vegeta: Ok, what is yours?
Bardock: um... 2,304...
Vegeta: At YOUR max?
Bardock: Yes, it is. Tell me all of yours.The highest without turning super saiyan.
Vegeta: Uh, Kakarot, should I tell him? *he nods* 2 million.
Bardock: Wha-wha-wha-what?!?!?! NO WAY! Kakarot???
Goku: 3 million......
Bardock: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What about you Goten??? Gohan???
Goten: 2,400--
Bardock: HEH! I can beat you!
Goten: You didn't let me finsh. I have 2,400,300
Bardock: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait! I can shouldn't scream. All of you are my family. So... I am
OVERJOY!!!!!!! ALRIGHT!!!! I HAVE THE STRONGEST FAMILY IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! IN YOUR FACE Vegeta and Trunks! HAHAH!!! In your own Royal Blood,
and you are the weakest saiyan family existed!
Vegeta and Trunks: *EXTREMELY RED MAD FACE, Ready to explode*
Bardock: Uh-oh..... AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! GOTEN! PROTECT ME!! YOU'LL GET A BLESSING!
Goten: Anytime Gramps. ha... *beating up Trunks and Vegeta, who's focus are VERY poor* Ok, what would
the blessing be?
Bardock: Ok you will be *seeing Goten's future by accident, and something good is going to happen...soon.*
be reviving the PURE saiyans back.
Chichi: OH! I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *cries* I can't help it! *sobs*
Goku: CHICH! What's WRONG?!
Chichi: I...I... have to tell you. After SOOOO many years.... my father ox, is NOT MY FATHER!!!!!!! *sobs loudly*
I found out just... after you left Goten... *cries even harder* He... he... just... died. But he... told me the truth. *Sobs*
I can't even bear it! *cries*
Goku: WHAT IS IT!!!! OX KING DIED???? OF WHAT?!?!
Chichi: Please.... he died in car accident. He called me when he crashed. *sobs* OH KAMI KNOWS WHY!
*Sobs even harder* He... he... he... told me he found me HERE!!!! Also find out that I.... am... A
SAIYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON"T WANT TO ADMIT IT!!!!!!!! He said I
had a tail and turned Oozaru! Then he cut if off, and I don't remeber anything past that POINT! So... that
means.... Gohan and Goten are PURE SAIYANS!
Goten: R-r-r-r-really??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOW!!!!! I AM PURE!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! NO
WONDER YOU"RE a grouchie! HAAHAHA!!!! In your face TRUNKS!
Trunks: OH YEAH!??!?! MY DAD IS NOT HAPPY!
Gohan: I--I-- am pure saiyan? Geez, all my life.... wow, ALRIGHT! Mom, I am so sorry how that must've felt
for you. Mom, you better get some rest. Today had been a stressful day for you. OK?
Chichi: Yes, I'll do that Gohan. Good night you all, and welcome back to life Bardock.
Bardock: Good night ChiChi. *She leaves* So, now, that tells me everything. I remeber her now. hehhehe....
When Kakarot and Chichi were babies, they both slept next to each other at the hositpital. I knew from that
moment. You'd get marry. They already had thier first kiss! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Goku: WE KNEW AND KISSED when we were a baby?!?!?! Geez, no wonder. But how did she ended up here?
Bardock: She was sent first. Ox king must've found her when she turned oozaru. Then about a month later, you
are here. I wasn't angry when you knocked your head, and forgot. That is EXACTLY what I wanted! Because bad
guys against bad guys who are stronger, loses. But good against bad, good wins. I am so glad you forgot your
memory!
Goku: *stunned* Gosh... man. But how did you know anything??
Bardock: You might not know but I am cursed to see the future.
*silence*
Goten: Even in the dead?
Bardock: No, I NEVER knew I could be wished back. Not even before I died. But before I did, I saw you beating up
Freeza, and I died happy.
Goku: Wow... that's something dad. Really is, my gosh, it's all coming back to me. *remebers, at last, the mission,
Goku had really remebered* Alright Prince Vegeta, what the hell you are here?? GET OUT! EVERYONE!! Except my
dad.
Goten: What the fuck....
Goku: GET OUT! *fires blast at them to force'em out, or kill them if he had to, but he didn't kill any... yet*
NOWW!!!!!!!!!!! *Chichi enters* DIE LADY!!!!!!
Chichi: Wha--- AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bardock tries to protect her, but too powerful. Goten blows a blast to push it aside.
Chichi: HELP!!!!!!!!!!! GOHAN! WHAT IS GETTING GOKU?!?!
Gohan: I-I DON'T KNOW!!!! *trying to control Goku, and he is struggling, even at ss4, to kill her.* MOM!!!!!!
GET OUT OF HERE!!! HE WANTS TO KILL YOU!!!
Goten: I"ll carry you! Piccolo, cover me! Gohan, can you handle him?! *He nods madly, as he struggles* OK
BYE!!!!!
Goku: GOHAN!!! LET ME GO!!
Bardock: SHIT! His memory is rembered!
Gohan: WHAT YOU MEAN?! Oh shit! his memory before he knocked out!
Bardock: KAKAROT! STOP!!!!!! I command you to stop this instant!
Goku:*stops struggling* Yessir!
Bardock: Son, why become bad and want to kill your own wife who is last female saiyan?!?!
Goku: My feelings, over the years have bottled up with her. So did the villians. So now, I am able to LET IT ALL
OUT!!!!! DIE GOHAN! KAMEHAME......HA!!!!!!!!! *killed Gohan* up in the air, flying
Piccolo: OH SHIT!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT GOHAN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMNIT GOKU! Damnit memory! DAMNIT BARDOCK! But Gohan...you are pure saiyan... so's your mother.
Man, what a shock isn't??
Goten: Oh yeah, tell me about it. *looks at her face, she had fainted the second 2 took off* Mom, what a shock...
*flying towards Kami's lookout*
Back at home
Bardock: I am sorry, but I am on your son's side.
Kakarot: GOHAN'S MY SON?! HAHA, like yeah right! All I remeber is the message dad sent me. I also remeber
Freeza. But YOU WERE NEVER IN THE PICTURE!! Let's go dad, to finsh the unfinshed mission. *grabbing his arm,
and telported before Bardock had anytime to argue*
Kami's place
Goten: Ok you guys! We're here! Dende!
Dende: I sense trouble! Goku had become bad?????
Vegeta: Yes.... he has. What in the world had gotten to him....
Trunks: Yeah, he's stronger than any of us together.
Shin: *appears, gives Vegeta earrings and disappeared*
Vegeta: WHAT THE FUCK! Was that Superme Kai????
Goten: It may be so. Oh look! It's the earrings! Alright! Turnks and I fuse, Vegeta
and piccolo fuse!
Piccolo: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! *sighs* alright, there's no one else to fuse with. Vegeta,
I have no choice but to accept it. It better not be... pernement!
Vegeta: DID I SAY I WANTTED TO FUSE WITH YOU?!?! *sighs* oh fuck, I know this
is going to be stupid. Alrigh, let's do it, Now. Turnks Goten, fuse only when you see
Kakarot. *Vegeta and Piccolo fuses, very weird combo looks*
Goten: hehhehe..... Picogeta! PICOGETA!!!!!
Trunks: Wow dad, haha, green looks good on ya! HAHAHA!
Picogeta: Shut up Son/Trunks! Now we wait.... *sits down like piccolo does*
PICCOLO!!! I DON"T WAN TO SIT! I wanna stand like I usually do! No Vegeta, this
way is best. PICCOLO!!! VEGETA!!!! *this goes on for awhile, punching themselves*
Trunks: Heh heh, isn't this great or what????
Goten: OH YEAH! IT IS! HAHA! *Kakarot comes in unnoticely, covering Bardock's
mouth and take any blasts he throws.* So, now what Trunks? Mom fainted, Gohan
died, Picogeta fighting, and Dende is looking for Goku's Ki. Popo's out wih his
girlfriend from some team called Sailor Moon.
Trunks: I Don't -- AAAHH!!!!!!!!!! FUSE!!!!!!!!
Kakarot: I DON"T THINK SO!
Picogeta: LOOK! G-Kakarot is here! Let's go! *Pulls Kakarot away, letting the boys
fuse* GOKU! Er... KAKAROT! WE want you back!
Bardock: He doesn't remeber anything but the mission and the fight with Freeza.
He doesn't remeber or I think, anything about 'Goku's' side. Not even you Goten or
Trunks.
Gotenks: Shit, DAD!! Comeon! Why forget us! Why kill mom?!?!
kakarot: ARE YOU MY son?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have no
family, but Radits,my dad and my mom. Right dad?
Bardock: No, you do have a family with Gohan, Goten and Chichi.
Kakarot: But I wanna destroy Earth, like you said! *whining*
Bardock: Son, I am not proud the way you are now. I have no choice, but to knock
your head to the ground.
Thank you very much!
Goku: *Sighs* Chichi, I'm gonna fo for a walk.
Chichi: Oh, you mean 'fly?' *Looks at Goku's sad expression* Uh, Goku, go ahead. Be careful Goku!
Goku: Haha, like what's gonna happen to me. *Thinks of aliens that possibly land here* Ok, I'll be careful!
*While later, Goku is walking* Oh, Earth is such a place to be dangerous. I wonder what my father really like?
Is he nice man like me, or is he mean as my brother Raditz? Oh I don't know... I really wonder if... naw, safe
than sorry. If he's mean, but then again, I am the legendary saiyan, and Freeza killed my father.
So... he'll probally have no choic but turn good... YEAH! That'll work. Just like Vegeta, Gosh, what a great
idea I'll Transmission to Bulma's house for Dragonball Radar!
Bulma's House, in the Labarotory
Goku: Hi Vegeta! Where's Bulma?
Vegeta: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! Stealing Bulma or something??
Goku: HAHA! I just need something.
Vegeta: Fine, she's in the Kitchen.
Goku: Thanks, *Moment later, and now in Kitchen* Hi Bulma!
Bulma: Oh hi Goku! What do you want?
Goku: I just need Dragon Ball Radar.
Bulma: Ok! Here it is, but what wish will it be now?
Goku: Uh, that would be a surprise. And Thank you! *telports, and finds all 7 balls in 1/2 hour.* wow,
that was easy! Ok, gosh, their glowing, so pretty. Oh I don't know... if this is a good idea. I hope he'll be
glad to see me. Aw shit, here it goes! ARISE DRAGON! *A brillint scene came before him*
Shenlong: What do you want now?
Goku: I- I-- wish my father Bardock back alive.
Shenlong: Your wish is Granted. You have one more wish.
Goku: *looks around, Bardock is not here,* Ok, I wish I can bring Bardock here.
Shenlong: *Bardock appears, shocked* Your wish is granted, now it is time for me to go.
*Ball scatters to the corners of the Earth.
Bardock: What the hell... huh?? What's going on? HEY! You, who are you? Why you look like me?
Goku: Um... I am your son, I brought you back to life. My name is Kakarot, but people here call me Goku.
*He said nervously, seeing if he is a bad guy or not*
Bardock: K-k-k-k-k-Kakarot?? Wow, you're my son! *hugging him to see if he is dreaming* YOU brought me
back to life! WOW! Hey, did you beat Freeza??
Goku: YOU BET! But his father fixed him, so Vegeta's son officailly killed him. His name is Trunks.
Bardock: HUH? You mean Prince Vegeta?!
Goku: Yes, he's a big macho, too much pride, and crazy. He can't even surpass me! Hey, I could teach you a
trick later. Until I find out what atittudes you have, and who exactly you are. Ok dad, deal?
Bardock: Wait a minute, is this Earth?
Goku: Yes it is, and PLEASE don't go telling me to destroy it. Radditz, Nappa, and Vegat told me to do it, and it
ain't a pretty sight. So please don't force me Dad.
Bardock: *sighs* Okay, where's Raditz?
Goku: Um... I thought you knew, he's dead. I told my friend to kill me and killed him along with me. I
died sevearal times...
Bardock: Man! You died alot?!
Goku: Yes, I am the Earth's defender. I am probaly the strongest fighter in the universe. Hey, check this out.
*Transformed to Super Saiayn*
Bardock: You--you-- you're the legendary saiyan! WOW!!!!!!! MY SON'S THE LENGENDARY SAIYAN!!!
OH YEAH! VEGETA CAN'T DO IT! HAHAHHA!!! Nya nya nya nya!
Goku: Um... you mean the prince Vegeta?
Bardock: Yeah, why?
Goku: Well, we found out, that ALL saiyans of any time can do it. But first, you have to prove something to me.
Bardock: What qualities?
Goku: I am not going to tell, but I'll be watching you for 3 days ok?
Bardock: OK! Alright, man, I don't even rember what's like to eat! It's been.... how old are you now?
Goku:mmm... good question, lemme... wait, what year was I born?
Bardock: *sweat drop* 721 A.D.
Goku: So... that makes.... hmmm.... right now is 965 A.D. So... 244 years, I think.
Bardock: Whoa! MAN! I haven't ate 242 years then! No wonder, I am HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!! But... when I last saw
you, you had a powerlevel of 1 or 2. Man, I bet you had some great teachers or something.
Goku: Oh yeah, YOU BET I HAD! Ok, let's telport out of here.
Bardock: Wait! Who are they in the sky??
Goku: OH! they're my friends, good thing you stopped me! HAHA! *moments later, they arrive.*
Piccolo: So, Goku, it is you. What did you wish for.... *looks at 2 same people* wait a minute, which one is
Goku? One has scars like Yamacha.... so, *looking at RIGHT Goku* what's going on?
Goku: Um... meet my dad, Bardock.
*silence*
Bardock: Uh... hi guys.
Trunks: YOUR DAD????? HE COULD BE EVIL! What are you thinking????
Goten: HE'S MY GRANDPA?? WOW! I have 3 grandpa's! But... no known grandmother. OH WELL!
Bardock: He's YOUR son? Wow, you mean there's saiyan girl here too??
Goku: Umm.... no... there's... no... more... saiyan... full... blood... saiyan... girl alive.Only you, me, and 'Prince'
Vegeta are only PURE saiyans left. Unless we wish more of them back. I don't want all to be destroyers.
So, that's why.
Bardock: REally... well, we got to wish my wife back!
Goku: Well..... I guess to bring some more pure saiyans to keep the Saiyan line alive.
Bardock: Yeah... it's all Freeza's fault. STUPID DAMN FUCKING FREEZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *powers up, for one
milli second, he went super saiyan, but he never knew he did*
YIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku: Hey, hey, cool it. We have to wait a year to have those wishes again.
Bardock: WHY??!?!!?!?!?!?
Goku: We can only use them once a year.
Bardock: Oh? Ok, alright then.
Vegeta: *arrives at last* HEY!!!!!!!! IT'S YOU! KAKAROT! WHAT DID YOU WISH FOR NOW?!?!
Goku: Well, Vegeta, Welcome our newest recruit to our Z Team. Let me introduce, MY DAD!
Vegeta: WHAT?! TURAS!? IS that him TURAS??????
Goku: Uh, no, it's not, His name is Bardock. Dad, this is 'Prince' Vegeta.
Bardock: So! It's you. Hello prince your highness! Kakarot! EVERYONE! BOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: HUH?!?!?! *comical falls, and sweat drop*
Bardock: Sorry highness, he didn't bow.
Vegeta: Bardock.... *blushing or so he thought* you don't HAVE to do that. Kakarot and I have known each
other for a LONNNG time now. So, mind you, STAND UP!!
Bardock: So, I can treat you like everyone else then????? *evil smirks*
Vegeta: *looking scared* Umm.... yes.. but don't make fun of me. *dangerous glare at Gohan and Piccolo*
Gohan: *whispering to Piccolo* WHOOPS! Heh.. heh.. *Picclo is laughing too.* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: HAR HAR, *sarcastically*
Gohan: So, uh, can I call you what? Since you're my Grandpa, but is there another name you want me to call ya?
Bardock: Call me Gramps.
Goten and Gohan: SWEET! YEAH!
Gohan: So, gramps, what do you do?
Bardock: Well... it's hard to say. That fucking Freeza ruined my life, so I am a fighter then. But,
don't worry, I'll start my life anew here. Gee, I never felt this HUNGER!!!!!!!!! I AM HUNGRY!!!!!!!
Goku: HAHA, I guess it runs in the family! HAHAHA!
Bardock: LET"S GO ALREADY!!! I am hungry enough to eat this planet!
Goku: Ok guys, I am gonna telport, so hang on to me!
Outside at ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT Restruant
Goku: I hope somebody got money.
someone in behind: I HAVE SOME DON"T WORRY!
Bardock: What is this Place?
Goku: Where all the heaven Food is. We always come here for times we are not home. *They enter*
Cashier: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! IT"S THEM! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs to the kitchen,
yelling that the fact they are back and runs back* Hi guys! So, you're eating today eh?
Goku: YOU BET!!!! I AM VERY VERY HUNGRY!. So is my dad, he's even hungier.
Cashier: 'oh crap! I'll have to start running so I can run faster!' Right this way please. Go ahead...
*they all disappear and gathered food and back* and eat.... *sweat drop* 'they're going to put the Manger out
of buissness at this rate....'
Bardock: WHAT ARE THESE FOOD???
Vegeta: Trust me, they are good, I came here about 40 years ago.
Bardock: Oh... uh ok. How about this? *Pointing to X-TREMELY SPICY hot dogs*
Vegeta: Heh, not unless you like it spicy.
Bardock: SPICY?!?! Thank Kami you told me! I am deadly allergic to it!
Vegeta: NOT THAT kind of spicy.
Bardock: Ok... I'll forget these. How about this? *Pointing to cimmon rolls*
Vegeta: DEFINETLY! My faves.
Bardock: *takes a bite* YUUMMMMMMMM!!!! WOW!!! YUMMY! HOW about this one? *spattie*
Vegeta: That too. *Bardock loves it also*
Bardock: YUM YUM!
All saiyans are eating it up fast. Cookers are running back and forth to fill thier hungry saiyan's stomach.
Everyone around the saiyans are staring at them unbelieveably.Goten: MORE!!!
*Everyone comically falls, minutes later, they are finally finshed eating*
Trunks: *sighs* WOW! That was GOOOODDD!
Cashier: Heh, well... buh-bye!
Trunks: Wait, lemme give you something. *hands him a grand* thanks for the chow! *Cashier is speechless*
They all telport again, with Goku of course to Goku's house.
Chichi: WHERE IN THE FUCKING YOU HAVE BEEN?????? I HAVE been worried sick! Sky darkening, high
powerlevels, and silence!
Goku: Heh... ChiChi, we have a new recruit to our ever growing team!
Bardock: 'Recruit? Why he keeps saying that? Oh well, must have not thought any other way to tell her.'
ChiChi: OH? And why you left so sad? Gohan left because Shenlong had come. Was that you wishing him??
Goku: Yeah, and meet my... dad.
Chich:OH!!!!!! where's my manners! I have father-in-law alive! Oh am so sorry sir. My name is Chichi, Goku's
wife
Bardock: *hiss* I am not used to Goku. I perfer Kakarot. Mine is Bardock. Please to .... mee...t..... you. Wait a minute
... is you isn't?
Chichi: *changing the subject* so, since you're Goku's father, so that means you can turn into super saiyan?
Bardock: Huh? You mean Legendary saiyan. OF COURSE MY SON CAN DO THAT!!! Not anyone else can do it
until maybe 10,000 years or so. *everyone sweat drop*
Goku: Not... neccesarily. Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks , *pointing to them all* can transform. I tried to
explain that earlier.
Bardock: WHAT?!?! Is that True??? *All of them easily transform, just to prove him* OMIGOSH! SON! CAN
YOU TEACH ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Goku: *sweat drop* That is exactly what I have been saying. I am watching you for next 3 days of how you act.
Bardock: OH!!! I get it now. Gosh, Thanks Kakarot! Man you have your mom's smile....
Goku: I--I--do? What she's like? Is she nice??
Bardock: Ok, let's sit down. *entering the house and everyone sat down* So, which one of you are or is my
grandson? I know Goten is, he has our hair. Is Trunks too?
Vegeta: HOW DARE YOU!!!! *Struggles to fight him, but only pulled back by Gohan and Goten.
Goku: VEGETA! HE'S WHOLE LOT LOTS WEAKER THAN YOU! Cool it! If you kill him, I"LL MAKE YOU PAY!!!!!!!!
HE DOESN"T, for Kami's sake, do not know anyone or a single clue! Give him a break!
Bardock: Ah let him. *He punch vegeta at his max, and doesn't even hurt a single hair.* Uh-oh... I am sorry!
SORRY VEGETA! Just exactly HOW STRONG are you?!?!
Vegeta: Ok, what is yours?
Bardock: um... 2,304...
Vegeta: At YOUR max?
Bardock: Yes, it is. Tell me all of yours.The highest without turning super saiyan.
Vegeta: Uh, Kakarot, should I tell him? *he nods* 2 million.
Bardock: Wha-wha-wha-what?!?!?! NO WAY! Kakarot???
Goku: 3 million......
Bardock: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What about you Goten??? Gohan???
Goten: 2,400--
Bardock: HEH! I can beat you!
Goten: You didn't let me finsh. I have 2,400,300
Bardock: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait! I can shouldn't scream. All of you are my family. So... I am
OVERJOY!!!!!!! ALRIGHT!!!! I HAVE THE STRONGEST FAMILY IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! IN YOUR FACE Vegeta and Trunks! HAHAH!!! In your own Royal Blood,
and you are the weakest saiyan family existed!
Vegeta and Trunks: *EXTREMELY RED MAD FACE, Ready to explode*
Bardock: Uh-oh..... AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! GOTEN! PROTECT ME!! YOU'LL GET A BLESSING!
Goten: Anytime Gramps. ha... *beating up Trunks and Vegeta, who's focus are VERY poor* Ok, what would
the blessing be?
Bardock: Ok you will be *seeing Goten's future by accident, and something good is going to happen...soon.*
be reviving the PURE saiyans back.
Chichi: OH! I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *cries* I can't help it! *sobs*
Goku: CHICH! What's WRONG?!
Chichi: I...I... have to tell you. After SOOOO many years.... my father ox, is NOT MY FATHER!!!!!!! *sobs loudly*
I found out just... after you left Goten... *cries even harder* He... he... just... died. But he... told me the truth. *Sobs*
I can't even bear it! *cries*
Goku: WHAT IS IT!!!! OX KING DIED???? OF WHAT?!?!
Chichi: Please.... he died in car accident. He called me when he crashed. *sobs* OH KAMI KNOWS WHY!
*Sobs even harder* He... he... he... told me he found me HERE!!!! Also find out that I.... am... A
SAIYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON"T WANT TO ADMIT IT!!!!!!!! He said I
had a tail and turned Oozaru! Then he cut if off, and I don't remeber anything past that POINT! So... that
means.... Gohan and Goten are PURE SAIYANS!
Goten: R-r-r-r-really??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOW!!!!! I AM PURE!!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! NO
WONDER YOU"RE a grouchie! HAAHAHA!!!! In your face TRUNKS!
Trunks: OH YEAH!??!?! MY DAD IS NOT HAPPY!
Gohan: I--I-- am pure saiyan? Geez, all my life.... wow, ALRIGHT! Mom, I am so sorry how that must've felt
for you. Mom, you better get some rest. Today had been a stressful day for you. OK?
Chichi: Yes, I'll do that Gohan. Good night you all, and welcome back to life Bardock.
Bardock: Good night ChiChi. *She leaves* So, now, that tells me everything. I remeber her now. hehhehe....
When Kakarot and Chichi were babies, they both slept next to each other at the hositpital. I knew from that
moment. You'd get marry. They already had thier first kiss! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Goku: WE KNEW AND KISSED when we were a baby?!?!?! Geez, no wonder. But how did she ended up here?
Bardock: She was sent first. Ox king must've found her when she turned oozaru. Then about a month later, you
are here. I wasn't angry when you knocked your head, and forgot. That is EXACTLY what I wanted! Because bad
guys against bad guys who are stronger, loses. But good against bad, good wins. I am so glad you forgot your
memory!
Goku: *stunned* Gosh... man. But how did you know anything??
Bardock: You might not know but I am cursed to see the future.
*silence*
Goten: Even in the dead?
Bardock: No, I NEVER knew I could be wished back. Not even before I died. But before I did, I saw you beating up
Freeza, and I died happy.
Goku: Wow... that's something dad. Really is, my gosh, it's all coming back to me. *remebers, at last, the mission,
Goku had really remebered* Alright Prince Vegeta, what the hell you are here?? GET OUT! EVERYONE!! Except my
dad.
Goten: What the fuck....
Goku: GET OUT! *fires blast at them to force'em out, or kill them if he had to, but he didn't kill any... yet*
NOWW!!!!!!!!!!! *Chichi enters* DIE LADY!!!!!!
Chichi: Wha--- AAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bardock tries to protect her, but too powerful. Goten blows a blast to push it aside.
Chichi: HELP!!!!!!!!!!! GOHAN! WHAT IS GETTING GOKU?!?!
Gohan: I-I DON'T KNOW!!!! *trying to control Goku, and he is struggling, even at ss4, to kill her.* MOM!!!!!!
GET OUT OF HERE!!! HE WANTS TO KILL YOU!!!
Goten: I"ll carry you! Piccolo, cover me! Gohan, can you handle him?! *He nods madly, as he struggles* OK
BYE!!!!!
Goku: GOHAN!!! LET ME GO!!
Bardock: SHIT! His memory is rembered!
Gohan: WHAT YOU MEAN?! Oh shit! his memory before he knocked out!
Bardock: KAKAROT! STOP!!!!!! I command you to stop this instant!
Goku:*stops struggling* Yessir!
Bardock: Son, why become bad and want to kill your own wife who is last female saiyan?!?!
Goku: My feelings, over the years have bottled up with her. So did the villians. So now, I am able to LET IT ALL
OUT!!!!! DIE GOHAN! KAMEHAME......HA!!!!!!!!! *killed Gohan* up in the air, flying
Piccolo: OH SHIT!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT GOHAN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMNIT GOKU! Damnit memory! DAMNIT BARDOCK! But Gohan...you are pure saiyan... so's your mother.
Man, what a shock isn't??
Goten: Oh yeah, tell me about it. *looks at her face, she had fainted the second 2 took off* Mom, what a shock...
*flying towards Kami's lookout*
Back at home
Bardock: I am sorry, but I am on your son's side.
Kakarot: GOHAN'S MY SON?! HAHA, like yeah right! All I remeber is the message dad sent me. I also remeber
Freeza. But YOU WERE NEVER IN THE PICTURE!! Let's go dad, to finsh the unfinshed mission. *grabbing his arm,
and telported before Bardock had anytime to argue*
Kami's place
Goten: Ok you guys! We're here! Dende!
Dende: I sense trouble! Goku had become bad?????
Vegeta: Yes.... he has. What in the world had gotten to him....
Trunks: Yeah, he's stronger than any of us together.
Shin: *appears, gives Vegeta earrings and disappeared*
Vegeta: WHAT THE FUCK! Was that Superme Kai????
Goten: It may be so. Oh look! It's the earrings! Alright! Turnks and I fuse, Vegeta
and piccolo fuse!
Piccolo: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! *sighs* alright, there's no one else to fuse with. Vegeta,
I have no choice but to accept it. It better not be... pernement!
Vegeta: DID I SAY I WANTTED TO FUSE WITH YOU?!?! *sighs* oh fuck, I know this
is going to be stupid. Alrigh, let's do it, Now. Turnks Goten, fuse only when you see
Kakarot. *Vegeta and Piccolo fuses, very weird combo looks*
Goten: hehhehe..... Picogeta! PICOGETA!!!!!
Trunks: Wow dad, haha, green looks good on ya! HAHAHA!
Picogeta: Shut up Son/Trunks! Now we wait.... *sits down like piccolo does*
PICCOLO!!! I DON"T WAN TO SIT! I wanna stand like I usually do! No Vegeta, this
way is best. PICCOLO!!! VEGETA!!!! *this goes on for awhile, punching themselves*
Trunks: Heh heh, isn't this great or what????
Goten: OH YEAH! IT IS! HAHA! *Kakarot comes in unnoticely, covering Bardock's
mouth and take any blasts he throws.* So, now what Trunks? Mom fainted, Gohan
died, Picogeta fighting, and Dende is looking for Goku's Ki. Popo's out wih his
girlfriend from some team called Sailor Moon.
Trunks: I Don't -- AAAHH!!!!!!!!!! FUSE!!!!!!!!
Kakarot: I DON"T THINK SO!
Picogeta: LOOK! G-Kakarot is here! Let's go! *Pulls Kakarot away, letting the boys
fuse* GOKU! Er... KAKAROT! WE want you back!
Bardock: He doesn't remeber anything but the mission and the fight with Freeza.
He doesn't remeber or I think, anything about 'Goku's' side. Not even you Goten or
Trunks.
Gotenks: Shit, DAD!! Comeon! Why forget us! Why kill mom?!?!
kakarot: ARE YOU MY son?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I have no
family, but Radits,my dad and my mom. Right dad?
Bardock: No, you do have a family with Gohan, Goten and Chichi.
Kakarot: But I wanna destroy Earth, like you said! *whining*
Bardock: Son, I am not proud the way you are now. I have no choice, but to knock
your head to the ground.