Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Moldy Cow ( Chapter 9 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Could it be? There's....MORE?? Amazing. And this time, people actually came up with some of their own! I'm...I'm...well, I'm a lotta things, but at the moment, I'm astounded! Astonished, and other such synonyms...yeah.

A/N: I'm not even saying that I don't own DBZ anymore, cuz it's becomming redundant. Entries not labeled are....DOI....mine.


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Goku: Moldy cow!
Chichi: No no Goku, it's "holy cow"
Vegeta: Geez Kakarott, you can't even get your exclamations right.
Goku: Whateven...

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Goku: Veggie, if blue birds can fly over the rainbow...why can't I?
Vegeta: You can fly! You can fly! YOU CAN FLY!! ....idiot
Goku: ....oh yeah

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(Next 5 by: hip hop leaf, "the party leaf") A/N: Must be one cool leaf, it knows how to party AND type ;)

1. Vegeta: Damn Kakkarot, you have a nice ass...

2. Vegeta: Hey Kakkarot, I'm dumping the woman, you wanna go out some time? *Wink wink*

3. Goku: Do you think this makes me look fat? I really hope Vegeta likes it...

4. Goten: I like girls a lot...what? I DON'T like Trunks...*Bursts into tears* (They had a fight aw...)

5. Kami: *Evil Grin* YES I AM THE YAOI GOD!
(A/N: And here I thought Piccolo was the Yaoi God...waaaaaiiiiit, he's PART of Kami! It all makes sense now! *whew...glad we cleared this up.)

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(Next one by: Hiba Akaiko, plus, I added a lil to it) A/N: Are you and "the leaf" the same person?

Bulma: I love grits, from my head down to my tits...
Trunks: Mom, stop posin' offa me!

(A/N: Yours was catchier than Trunks' lil egg song. I applaud you.) (applauds)

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Trunks (sits on a hill with a flower): He loves me (pluck) He loves me not (pluck) he loves me (pluck) he loves me not (pluck) he...
Goku: Hiya Trunks! What are you doing here all by yourself?
Trunks: AH! Goku! (looks around nervously) I'm uhm...(eats what's remaining of the flower)...uhh (munch munch) eating flowers....heh.
Goku: *gasp!
Trunks *thinking*: Great, now he thinks I'm an idiot!
Goku: I thought I was the only one who did that! I like tulips the most, they're REALLY goooooood. In fact, I think I need to make an emergency stop to Holland...(flies off)
Trunks: ........what just happened...(munch)....?

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Bulma: Fe fi fo fum....something stinks. Vegeta, go take a bath!
Vegeta: Bite my royal ass, woman...

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Ehhh, I guess that's all for now. Thanks to the "2" people who submitted their own! And thanks to everyone who emails me, you're so sweet! I should feed you to Goten or something.