Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Rainbows and Diarrhea ( Chapter 10 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Cooooooooooool! Ten chaptersssssssss......I didn't think I could come up with so many weird things. Whoa, I must be really messed up in the noodle......................................

I'll try not to think about it. You should do the same. Anyway, on with the chapter!

A/N: Uhmmm...?


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(Goku and Goten see a rainbow off in the distance)
Goku: This reminds me of that time I got knocked in the head, and saw 7 new colors...
Goten: Were they pretty, dad?
Goku: Oh yes, the most beautiful new colors ever! Here, lemme smack you in the head so you can see them too.
Goten: OK!
Chichi: Aw hell no...

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Goku: I'm eating meatballs!
Vegeta: I'm moving. (gets up)
Goku: (munch) Why? What did I say?
Vegeta: Everytime I sit near you, you say stupid shit in the middle of nowhere! It's embarassing, I don't want people to think I know you.
Goku: Sorry.
Trunks: I'll sit next to you, Goku!
Goku: Cool.
(Vegeta raises an eyebrow)
Vegeta: You're quite fond of Kakarott......son.
Trunks: Uhh....if you say so......dad.
Goku: I think unicorns really exist. I mean, if you put a reindeer and a horse together, then chop off one of it's antlers....wait, that wouldn't work...
Vegeta: The idea escapes me as to why you would want to be near this babbling idiot.....son.
Trunks: I happen to think he's funny.......dad.
Goku: Sweet little bumblebee, I know what you want from me...
Vegeta: Is he still talking?
Goku: Doo da doo doo da doo doo daaaa daaa....
Trunks: Oh Kami...
Goku: Don't worry Mr. Meatball, I'll make this quick. (MUNCH)
Vegeta: Check please!

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Vegeta: Kakarott, you suck....I like that in a guy.
Goku: Thanks, I think...?

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Goku: "Where will you be when your diarrhea hits?"
Vegeta: As far away from you as possible?
Goku: What? I didn't mean ME! It was a rhetorical question.
Vegeta: Jesus Christ on a crutch!
Goku: What?
Vegeta: You used to word, "rhetorical"
Goku: So?
Vegeta: SO??
Goku: Yeah, so...where is this conversation going?
Vegeta: I....don't know. You just used the word "diarrhea" and "rhetorical" in less than a minunte. It's going to take me a while to get adjusted to.
Goku: You're a weirdo.
Vegeta: WHAT?! I'm not the one with rhetorical diarrhea!
Goku: How can you have "rhetorical diarrhea?" Diarrhea doesn't ask questions it doesn't expect you to answer.
Vegeta: Sometimes I feel it does...
Goku: Oooookaaaaaaaayyy...I'm not repeating commercials outloud around you anymore.
Vegeta: Don't look at me like I'M the freak here! You're the one with "diarrhea" of the mouth! Who, "repeats commercials outloud?" Only FREAKS do that!
Goku: I'm going home now, Vegeta...
Vegeta: DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE HERE THINKING I'M A FREAK!
Goku: I don't think you're a freak...
Vegeta: YOU'RE LYING!!
Goku: Goooooooood Byeeeeeeeeeeeee! .....weirdo (flies off)
Vegeta: I AM NOT A WEIRDO!!! YOU COME BACK HERE!!!

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Alrighty then. That's all for now. Remember to eat lots of fiber!!