Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Goku and Vegeta Dating?? ( Chapter 12 )
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By: Bugsygurl 
Has Chichi flipped her lid and told Goku to ask Vegeta out on a date? Or is Goku just stupid...
And WILL Trunks be upset when he finds out??
*Updated*
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.02.2003 | Updated On: 08.10.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 631 | Visits: 729 | Status: Work In Progress
Has Chichi flipped her lid and told Goku to ask Vegeta out on a date? Or is Goku just stupid...
And WILL Trunks be upset when he finds out??
*Updated*
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.02.2003 | Updated On: 08.10.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 631 | Visits: 729 | Status: Work In Progress
Just another day in the life of a crazy person. T'aint easy.
What the hell am I talking about? Eugh, on with the fanfic...thing.
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Goku: Hey 'Geta!
Vegeta: What the hell are you doing here? And don't call me "Geta" EVER again!
Goku: Sheesh, sorr-y. I just came here to ask you something.
Vegeta: Grrrr, then out with it! I'm late for a hair appointment!
Goku: Hehehe, hair appointment? *snicker
Vegeta: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOUR QUESTION IS BEFORE I VAPORIZE YOU!!!
Goku: Ok ok ok...heh...now let's see, what was it again....hmmmm (scratches head)
Vegeta: You're impossible!
Goku: No, I'm possible.
Vegeta: What the...
Goku: Oh yeah! I remember now. Chichi wanted to know if you wanted to go on a date with Bulma!
(pause)
Vegeta: Well that's retarded. Why would I want to go on a date with my own wife? The courting part is OVER! Your wife is truly a baka.
Goku: Wait no, it was, she wanted me to ask if you wanted to go on a date with me!
Vegeta: A date...with you? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is this some kind of sick joke? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OW! MY FACE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Goku: What? What's so funny? Did I phrase it wrong?
Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And your wife suggested it!? OH, this is priceless! HAHAHAHAHAA!! Thanks for the laugh Kakarott. HAHAHAHAHA!! (flies off)
Goku: Humph...?
(later)
Chichi: What did he say?
Goku: He laughed at me for several minutes, then flew off to a hair appointment.
Chichi: A hair appointment? HAHA!
Goku: But why would he laugh about wanting to go out on a date with me?
Chichi: Goku, I told you to ask him if he wanted to DOUBLE date! You know, me, Bulma, you, him?
Goku: I did ask that!
Chichi: You didn't leave out the word 'double' did you?
Goku: Uhmmm....maybe.
Chichi: Oh Kami...
Goku: Why would I want to go on a date with him anyway? He'd just hog it all anyway.
Chichi: Eh?
Goku: Dates aren't very big ya know. We'd have to have more than one.
Chichi: NOT THE FRUIT YOU IDIOT!!
(Even later)
Vegeta: Ahhh, my hair is so bouncy now.
Bulma: Welcome back, have fun?
Vegeta: Don't I always?
(Trunks enters the room)
Trunks: Hey dad, what's shakin'?
Vegeta: (looks down) Nothing. I'm too muscular to have anything shake. At least....I hope not...
Trunks: Never mind, dad.
Vegeta: Hehehe, you'll never guess what Kakarott asked me earlier before I left.
Trunks: (Perks up) Goku was here??
Bulma: What did he want?
Vegeta: Heh, he asked me out on a date, can you believe that? HAHAHAHA! If it wasn't so funny, I might've thrown up all over his stupid gi.
Trunks: H-he asked YOU out on a date? (starts to get teary eyed)
Vegeta: Pfft, yeah, and you know what makes it even more hilarious? He said his wife suggested it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Bulma: That's very odd.
Trunks: She WANTS you to date him?
Vegeta: That's what I said, are you going deaf? Baka for brains...
Trunks: (becomes hysterical and starts to cry) WHY GOKU??? WHY!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!! KAMI HATES ME!!! I'M GONNA GO KILL MYSELF!!! (runs out the front door)
(long pause)
Bulma: Anyway...I'm sure it's all just a big misunderstanding. Goku doesn't even know what a date is, he probably thinks it's the fruit.
Vegeta: Maybe so. He didn't seem to know what he was talking about. Then again...he never does. Plus he mentioned something about you dating me as well.
Bulma: He must've meant a double date.
Vegeta: Ah.
(Another long pause)
Bulma: (sniffs his head) Mmmmm...coconut.
*****
I suppose this is long enough to be considered a chapter. I've seen shorter. Plus, I'm lazy and can't think of anymore at the moment...
MORE LATER!
What the hell am I talking about? Eugh, on with the fanfic...thing.
*****
Goku: Hey 'Geta!
Vegeta: What the hell are you doing here? And don't call me "Geta" EVER again!
Goku: Sheesh, sorr-y. I just came here to ask you something.
Vegeta: Grrrr, then out with it! I'm late for a hair appointment!
Goku: Hehehe, hair appointment? *snicker
Vegeta: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOUR QUESTION IS BEFORE I VAPORIZE YOU!!!
Goku: Ok ok ok...heh...now let's see, what was it again....hmmmm (scratches head)
Vegeta: You're impossible!
Goku: No, I'm possible.
Vegeta: What the...
Goku: Oh yeah! I remember now. Chichi wanted to know if you wanted to go on a date with Bulma!
(pause)
Vegeta: Well that's retarded. Why would I want to go on a date with my own wife? The courting part is OVER! Your wife is truly a baka.
Goku: Wait no, it was, she wanted me to ask if you wanted to go on a date with me!
Vegeta: A date...with you? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is this some kind of sick joke? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OW! MY FACE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Goku: What? What's so funny? Did I phrase it wrong?
Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And your wife suggested it!? OH, this is priceless! HAHAHAHAHAA!! Thanks for the laugh Kakarott. HAHAHAHAHA!! (flies off)
Goku: Humph...?
(later)
Chichi: What did he say?
Goku: He laughed at me for several minutes, then flew off to a hair appointment.
Chichi: A hair appointment? HAHA!
Goku: But why would he laugh about wanting to go out on a date with me?
Chichi: Goku, I told you to ask him if he wanted to DOUBLE date! You know, me, Bulma, you, him?
Goku: I did ask that!
Chichi: You didn't leave out the word 'double' did you?
Goku: Uhmmm....maybe.
Chichi: Oh Kami...
Goku: Why would I want to go on a date with him anyway? He'd just hog it all anyway.
Chichi: Eh?
Goku: Dates aren't very big ya know. We'd have to have more than one.
Chichi: NOT THE FRUIT YOU IDIOT!!
(Even later)
Vegeta: Ahhh, my hair is so bouncy now.
Bulma: Welcome back, have fun?
Vegeta: Don't I always?
(Trunks enters the room)
Trunks: Hey dad, what's shakin'?
Vegeta: (looks down) Nothing. I'm too muscular to have anything shake. At least....I hope not...
Trunks: Never mind, dad.
Vegeta: Hehehe, you'll never guess what Kakarott asked me earlier before I left.
Trunks: (Perks up) Goku was here??
Bulma: What did he want?
Vegeta: Heh, he asked me out on a date, can you believe that? HAHAHAHA! If it wasn't so funny, I might've thrown up all over his stupid gi.
Trunks: H-he asked YOU out on a date? (starts to get teary eyed)
Vegeta: Pfft, yeah, and you know what makes it even more hilarious? He said his wife suggested it! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Bulma: That's very odd.
Trunks: She WANTS you to date him?
Vegeta: That's what I said, are you going deaf? Baka for brains...
Trunks: (becomes hysterical and starts to cry) WHY GOKU??? WHY!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!! KAMI HATES ME!!! I'M GONNA GO KILL MYSELF!!! (runs out the front door)
(long pause)
Bulma: Anyway...I'm sure it's all just a big misunderstanding. Goku doesn't even know what a date is, he probably thinks it's the fruit.
Vegeta: Maybe so. He didn't seem to know what he was talking about. Then again...he never does. Plus he mentioned something about you dating me as well.
Bulma: He must've meant a double date.
Vegeta: Ah.
(Another long pause)
Bulma: (sniffs his head) Mmmmm...coconut.
*****
I suppose this is long enough to be considered a chapter. I've seen shorter. Plus, I'm lazy and can't think of anymore at the moment...
MORE LATER!