Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Sweet lil Bumblebee.. ( Chapter 13 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

How about a Goku-ish chapter? No? You don't want Goku? TOO BAD!! You'll read it and like it!!!

Ahem.

By request, Goku shall sing excerpts of the Bumblebee song. If you don't know this song...sucks for you. If you'd like to NOT suck and understand why Goku is singing what he's singing, I suggest you get your lazy bum on Kazaa, and download...BUMBLE BEE by Dance Dance Revolution. If you don't have Kazaa...well, I'm sorry but, you suck. You can TRY and search for it online I suppose...or, you can just sit there and not understand Goku. It'll still be funny to you (hopefully), but it'd be funnier if you knew the song...

Thanks for the email, person-who-emailed-me-and-asked-for-more-bumblebee!


ON WITH THE....show?


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(Goku and Vegeta are resting by some lake....somewhere, after sparring all day)
Goku: Doo da doo doo doo daa daa...wanna be with you....doo doo until the end...da da
(Vegeta gives Goku a strange look)
Goku: Sweet little bumblebee, I know what you want from me....doo da doo...
Vegeta: Huh?
Goku: What?
Vegeta: I don't see any bees...?
Goku: What are you talking about?
Vegeta: You just said something about bees.
Goku: .....no I didn't.
Vegeta: Yes you did!!
Goku: I'll have to go easier on you next time...you're suffering head trauma or something.
Vegeta: W-wh...I AM NOT! GRRRR, NEVERMIND!!
Goku: Okaaaaay...
Vegeta: You don't even know what trauma means...
Goku: Why would I use that word if I didn't know what it means?
Vegeta: NEVERMIND!!! Just shut up!!
(long pause....Goku whistles)
Goku: You're my playboy, playtoy, lover, my friend...doo doo da
Vegeta: I'm your WHAT???
Goku: Huh?
Vegeta: You just called me your lover!!!
Goku: Uhm, you wish Vegeta...
Vegeta: YAAARRRGGHHH!!!! I DO NOT!!! YOU JUST SAID IT!!
Goku: What the hell are you talking about?! You're going insane!
Vegeta: I'M insane??? You're the one talking about me being your loverboy and sweet bees!! Bees are not "sweet" Kakarott, they sting, and fly in your hair, and BUZZ at you!!!
(blank stare)
Vegeta: OHHHH!!! Just shut UP!!!
Goku: I didn't even SAY anything! Go jump in the lake if you're so afraid of bees...
Vegeta: I AM NOT AFRAID OF BEES!!! AND I AM NOT A FREAK!!!
(Goku blinks a couple of times)
Goku: .....I didn't say you were a freak.....
Vegeta: Yeah?? Well, YOU WERE THINKING IT!!
Goku: Now I am...
Vegeta: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Goku: You need to watch your blood pressure. The veins on your forehead are freaking me out.
Vegeta: GAHH!! I'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP! DO NOT DISTURB ME WITH YOUR INSANE....THINGS!
Goku: Okaaaaay Vegeta, go take a nappy poo.
Vegeta: AND DON'T SAY NAPPY POO EVER AGAIN!!
Goku: Geez....ok
(Vegeta goes and lays under a near-by tree. Several minutes pass and Goku, unknowingly, starts to hum and sing to himself again)
Goku: Sweet little bumblebee...more than just a fantasy...
(Vegeta twitches as Goku continues to sing)
Goku: I gave my heart and my soul to you, to make you see it's true...doo da doo doo doo daa daa...
(more twitching, rolls over)
Goku: You go bye bye bye, I go why why why...
(Vegeta slowly sits up and tip toes over to Goku....A/N: hehehe, tip toes)
Goku: ....please come rescue me
Vegeta: Oh, you'll need rescuing after I'm through with you....
(Vegeta pounces on Goku and they both disappear into a cloud of fists. Goku blasts Vegeta into the lake)
Goku: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!
(Vegeta smacks the water and yells)
Vegeta: I AM NOT INSANE!!! (He then flies off into the sunset, screaming)
Goku: Kami, that's the last time I borrow Trunks' CDs...

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Goku: Ho ho ho, stick out your toe, hee hee hee, stick out your knee
Trunks: *sigh, I could listen to you sing all day, Goku....no matter how ridiculous the song.
Goku: So could I! And I do...

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Chichi: Ok, we're going to meet Gohan's teacher. I don't want you messing this up AGAIN, ok?
Goku: I promise, no more teleporting.
Chichi: Good boy.
(Goku gives a goofy smile)
Chichi: And remember Goku, it's not, "how high you are" it's, "hi, how are you?"
Goku: Gotcha, I won't make that mistake again.

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Yamcha: Holy shit!
Goku: What?
Yamcha: There's some dead alien behind this bush here...
Goku: Really? (looks behind the bush) Hmmm, and it doesn't look like he's been dead long.
Yamcha: Well, what should we do with 'em?
Goku: Yammy, I have one word for you...barbeque...

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Ok, I'm going to end it here. I'm saving others for...later....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHA....hehehe....heh. ...hmmmm.....*cough