Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Stupid Tree ( Chapter 14 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Somehow my brain has pooped out ANOTHER chapter. Marvel in my brain's ability to be....this way....and stuff....


A/N: First three entries are by someone name "eeek!" with 3 e's. Thanks eeek! Funny stuff ;)

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1. MiraiTrunks: *sighs* Ahh Goku-san is so great, he makes me wanna be a bigger man.
Bulma: You mean a "better" man?
MiraiTrunks: Yeah that too.

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2. ChibiTrunks: Hey Goku-san can I sit in your lap.
Bulma:*groans* De ja vu

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3.Bulma: Son-kun is such a hunk!
MiraiTrunks: Nah uh Beeotch, you better back up off my man before I scratch yo' eyes out!
Bulma: What you talking bout ho, he be my man!
Chichi: You two are crazy, Go-chan is mine!
Trunks: Pfft! Only by marriage.
Chichi: *blinks*

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(Gohan got attacked by a wild boar on his way home, and looks all beat up. His glasses are hanging off his face....and stuff)
Goten: Geez Gohan, what happened to you?
Goku: Yeah, are you okay?
Gohan: I got torn apart by some wild pig thing in the woods! I blasted him and ran for my life!!
Goten: You got the "torn up" part right. Your nerd suit is all ripped up. And what's with the patches?
Gohan: It's not a nerd suit! Stop calling it that! I tried fixing it with pieces of my jacket. It's cold outside, ya know?
Goten: You look like you were made from bits and pieces of lesser nerds...
Gohan: SHUT UP! Dad! Make him stop calling me a nerd!
Goku: Wait wait wait...you blasted a wild pig thing.....and didn't bring it home?? GOHAN! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Gohan: Wha-?? But I almost died an--
Goku: GO!!
Gohan: Geez...these is messed up.
Goku: And change into less nerdy clothes!

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Vegeta: Remember when I said Kakarott must have fallen out of the tallest stupid tree in the forest and hit every branch on the way down?
Trunks: How could I forget, you made him cry. (thinks to himself) *Every time I think about it, I die a little inside*
Vegeta: Well, I lied. He fell out of the tree and all of that, but while being passed out on the ground, the tree must've fallen ON TOP of him, crushing him with it's stupidness.
Trunks: Ok dad, that's enough.
Vegeta: Wait, I'm not done. After being caught under the stupid tree, he wakes up several hours later, having given the tree ample time to let it's stupidness seep into his broken skull. He gets up and starts to stumble around...
Trunks: You've had a lot of time to think about this, haven't you father?
Vegeta: Training makes my mind wonder. Anyway, after stumbling around a while, some hunters come along...
Trunks: Oh Kami...
Vegeta:....and they shoot him with arrows MADE from the wood of the stupid tree!
Trunks: Dad, stop...just stop...

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Goku: Wow Chichi, these corn dogs are great! What's your secret?
Chichi: Microwave.

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Ok, I'm done....for now. I know it's kinda short and all but...that's too bad.