Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Brotherly Toast and Hotdogs ( Chapter 17 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

A/N: My brothers, Adam and Joey, thought up a few DBZ....things....after reading some of what I wrote. They wanted me to make them their own chapter, so I did. And here it is. They're both 10 so....yeah. It's not that bad actually. Just keep in mind that it's not meant to make sense, so if you were looking for a good hard laugh, you MIGHT find it here, if you look REALLY hard. If you can't find it well....go to the next chapter, you might have more luck.

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(Narrator forgetting his lines)
Narrator: Next time on Dragonball Z...uhh...some stuff is gonna happen...will they be able to...umm...you know...the stuff they do...hehe....uhhh....doo doo doo doo da da da da doooooo lalalalalalalalalalala...*whistles*

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(Vegeta having 'blah' problems)
Vegeta: I'd like to give a toast.....blah (hands Goku a piece of toast)
(Goku eats the toast)
Goku: That was beautiful *starts to cry*
(audience claps and cheers while Vegeta sits down)
Bulma: That's not how you give a toast...
Goku: What do you mean, that was great!
Vegeta: Thank you....blah

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(Vegeta goes to his cheese locker and opens it) (A/N: Who knew he had a locker devoted to cheese?)
Vegeta: Darn you Kakarott, you ate m'cheese!
Goku: What cheese? *buuuuurrrrrrrp*
Vegeta: Ew, your breath smells like cheese!
Goku: Yeah, but what KIND of cheese?
Vegeta: *sniff sniff*...cheddar
Goku: Wow! you're good but was that the kind of cheese you had in your cheese locker?
Vegeta: (thinks a moment) Curses, it was parmesian!
Goku: See? I didn't eat your cheese I just ate a...cheese.
Vegeta: Then who ate mine?
Goku: (stares at Vegeta with a dopey expression)
Vegeta: (starts to sweat and looks around)
Goku: (burps and scratches his head)
(Vegeta screams)
Vegeta: Alright I admit it! I ate the cheese!
Goku: What chee--oh, you ate your own cheese?
Vegeta: Yes! *sobs*
Goku: Then you just wanted me to give you more, by blaming me?
Vegeta: YES! *sobs some more*
Goku: hmmm, that's a pretty good idea...
Vegeta: No it's not, it didn't work. Idiot!
Goku: Oh.

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Piccolo: eh
Vegeta: eh
Piccolo: eh
Vegeta: eh
Piccolo: eh
Vegeta: Why are we doing this?
Piccolo: 'Cause it's fun! eh
(Goku flies in)
Goku: Whatcha guys doin'?
Vegeta: We're doing eh.
Piccolo: eh
Goku: eh
Vegeta: eh
(Gohan flies in)
Gohan: What's up guys?
Goku: We're doing eh
Piccolo: eh
Gohan: eh
Vegeta: eh
Goku: eh
(Goten flies in)
Goten: What's happening?
Gohan: We're doing eh
Piccolo: eh
Gohan: eh
Vegeta: eh
Goku: eh
Goten: eh

(all above was Joey's)
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(all below are Adam's)

Goku was talking about hotdogs, and Vegeta said shut up and smacked him in the head like a diaper baby. Goku smacks Vegeta back and knocked him down, and the cops saw Goku do that but Goku ran and turned SSJ4 and did the kamhamehamathing and the cops died, the end.

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Goku: Hello poopy breath, I mean fat butt, I mean doo doo face, I mean Vegeta!
Vegeta: Shut up kakarott or I'll kick yer nuts!
Goku: No you won't, not if I do the kamehamethingy thing
Vegeta: Shut up!
Goku: No you shut up!


the end

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A/N: Yeahhh...just...go to the next chapter...