Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Moo-licious ( Chapter 18 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

A/N: What do I even say anymore? *sigh...just read it.


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Goku: Wheat Thins! They beg me to eat them. And I listen. *munch munch*
(Chichi gives him a blank stare)

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Goku: Icecream...it's udderly moo-licious
(A/N: Why is that funny to me?)

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Goku: Classical music makes me feel all fuzzy inside...
Vegeta: EVERYTHING makes you feel "fuzzy inside"! Arby's, Paul Simon, Snuggles the Bear...
Goku: NO! Snuggles the Bear makes my CLOTHES feel fuzzy. There's a difference. I love his fabric softener. *goofy grin*
Vegeta: Baka...he's not real.
Goku: Shut up! Don't say that! *sucks his thumb*
Vegeta: You're retarded.
Goku: Real or not, you can't deny his fluffy softness.
Vegeta: Your brain has fluffy softness.
Goku: Thanks!

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Goku: Oooh! Look 'Geta! It's a dog AND pony show!
Vegeta: Yee haw....fft

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(Goku flies over to where Piccolo is meditating...in front of that waterfall. You know what I'm talking about)
Goku: Hey there Pickle head!
Piccolo: What did you call me...
Goku: Nothing. You know what I just realized?
Piccolo: How could I? You just came out of nowhere.
Goku: That's nice. Anyway, I just realized that you and Veggie sorta have the same voice!
(Vegeta appears from behind the waterfall--yet his hair is still standing up. That's some strong pudding!)
Vegeta: We do not! My voice is MUCH more royal sounding.
Piccolo: AHH!! Where the hell did you come from??
Vegeta: What a stupid question. From Vegeta-sei of course.
Goku: Piccolo, you and Vegeta say "donkey", that way you can hear how alike you both sound.
Piccolo: Wha--"donkey"?? Of all the--both of you need to leave me alone and let me get back to my meditation!
Vegeta: Fine, have it YOUR way donkey-breath.
Goku: See?? When you both said "donkey" it sounded the same!
Vegeta: How dare you say I sound like that Namekian pedophile!
Piccolo: Namekian??!! Er--I mean, pedophile??!! What is that supposed to mean, shorty?!
Vegeta: Oh, don't act like you don't want a nice hearty chunk out of Kakarott's son's ass? And don't call me shorty unless you want a taste of my foot!
Piccolo: Why I oughta...*shakes his fist*
Goku: Ok, glad I could enlighten your day Pickle! Bye you guys! (flies off)
Piccolo: Did he just call me "pickle", or are my ears out of whack from having to hear your crappy voice?
Vegeta: Well, you are rather dill-ish. Wait, crappy voice??!! You're asking for it flute man!
Piccolo: Bring it on salad head!

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Vegeta: In the years I've known Kakarott I've learned that he is either one of two ways: stupid, or very stupid. When he's not being stupid, he's being VERY stupid. But today he has shown me another side of himself I didn't think possible. He's gone BEYOND stupid. There's no word to describe his stupidity, so I shall have to create a new word for it. SUSICCI (pronounced SUS-EECHI). It stands for: So-Ultimately-Stupid-I-Can't-Comprehend-It. Kakarott, SUSICCI is thy name!
Goku: Geez, eat someone's donut and they go crazy and start talking to the sky...
Vegeta: IT WAS CHOCOLATE YOU FOOL!!

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(Goku is looking in the 'fridge with sunglasses on. Goten and Gohan are sitting at the kitchen table.)
Goku: Don't wanna hurt my eyes again. *mumbles* Stupid Chichi and her stupid fridge light...
(looks around frantically)
Goku: WHO ATE MY CHEESE LOG!!??
Goten: Oh, that was yours? Sorry dad.
Goku: ARRRGH!! That cheese wasn't yours!
Gohan: I guess that's why they call it "Nacho Cheese"...
(long pause)
Goten: Huh? I don't get it. It was cheddar. Cheddar is dad's favorite, where'd you get nacho cheese from?
Gohan: You know...Na-cho Cheese...cheese that's not yours...?
(blank stares)
Gohan (sighs): Nevermind...(walks out of the room)
Goku: *cries* It had my name carved into the side and everythiiiiiiiing!! *cries some more*
Goten: Ohhhhhhh, I GET IT! NACHO CHEESE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Goku: How dare you laugh in my moment of pain!!
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Ok, I'm tired. That's all for now. Will there be more later? YES!