Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Yo Quiero Chapter Bell? ( Chapter 21 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

A/N: Somehow...some way...I have come up with another chapter for your reading...pleasure? If you understand ANY of what's being said in it, I applaud you, for *I* do NOT understand it myself.

I never said this fic was for normal people ya know...


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Goku: ...so then I said, "that'll take the whole enchirito!"
Vegeta: The saying goes..."the whole enchilada", you fool.
Goku: Whatever, he got what I meant.
Vegeta: Kakarott's two tacos short of a combination platter.
Trunks: Dad...
Goku: What about tacos?

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Trunks: Goku, do you ever feel like...something's missing in your life? Something that's right in front of you, but you just can't grasp...
Goku: Trunks, I have a philosophy.
Trunks: Really?
Goku: Yes, it is: Seven days without pizza makes one weak...
Trunks: Uhm...I don't think you understand what I'm trying to say here.
Goku: No, I understand you perfectly. I say you should go out, and order a pizza. It's just a phone call away. You'll feel less empty, and if you buy a large, you can get a medium for half the price. And don't get me started on those cheesey sticks...WOO!
Trunks: When I said something was missing in my life, I didn't mean pizza, exactly. But I suppose...you could compare what I...need...to pizza.
Goku: You can compare everything in life to pizza. I like pizza with everything on it.
Trunks: Ah huh...that must mean you want the most out of life, right?
Goku: Yes, I do want the most pizza out of life! What kind of pizza do you want?
Trunks: I want...carrots on my pizza...
Goku: Well that's a weird topping...

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Vegeta: Hurry up woman! The All-You-Can-Eat seafood buffet isn't open ALL DAY!
Bulma: ARRGH! I have thousands of clothes and nothing to wear!
Vegeta: Frankly Scallop, I don't give a clam! Just throw something on, and let's GO!
Bulma: You really need to stop watching all those old movies...your puns are terrible.

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Goku: You know what I've always wondered Veggie-kins? How come Tarzan doesn't have a beard? He's been living in the jungle his whole life...no beard. Not even a mustache.
Vegeta: Hmmm, I can't believe it, but you ACTUALLY came up with a semi-intelligent question. Wait...DID YOU JUST CALL ME "VEGGIE-KINS"???!?!?!??!
Goku: N-no...heh
Vegeta: Liar!
(odd silence)
Goku: I was wondering about cookies too...
Vegeta: I'm amazed that you even think.
Goku: If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? Do you think they bake little girls? *gasp, they do call some of them...."Brownies"...
Vegeta: Is there ever going to be a day when I'm not bothered by your retardedness.
Goku: I have so many questions to ask.
Vegeta: I don't give a shit.
Goku: You're the smartest person I know, who else would I ask?
Vegeta: Well, since you put it that way...
Goku: For instance...they put parking lots in front of bars...but you're not supposed to drink and drive. What's that about?
Vegeta: Designated drivers Kakarott...
Goku: Ohhhh...see, you're so smart!
Vegeta: I know.
Goku: Hmmm, let's see. What else...oh! I know, how come blind people wear black glasses if they can't see!
Vegeta: To let people know they're blind. They wouldn't do too well in social situations if people saw them walking around with their eyes closed, or not focusing on what they're looking at.
Goku: Then...why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Vegeta: What kind of retarded question is that?!
Goku: Well...it'd make sense.
Vegeta: No it wouldn't! Those are two entirely different handicaps!

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Bulma: Why did Krillin have to live WAY out here? I can barely read the addresses on these houses.
Vegeta: You must be getting old. And quit you're bitching!
Bulma: Excuse me?! YOU were the one bitching about not wanting to go to this party! It's not every day Krillin invites us all over!
Trunks: You're both going to make my hair fall out if you two don't stop yelling at each other.
Vegeta: Quick Bulma, let's start yelling really loud!
Bulma: Oh grow up.
(Bulma turns down the radio and continues searching for Krillin's house)
Vegeta: Hey, I liked that song (turns the radio back up)
Bulma: I'm TRYING to find Krillin's house your Highness! (turns it back down)
Vegeta: (turns it back up) What does looking for a number have to do with how high the radio is?? Why do you ALWAYS turn the radio down when searching for an address?!
(Bulma stops the car)
Bulma: (turns it back down) IT'S HARD FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE WITH YOUR STUPID MUSIC BLARING!
Vegeta: (turns it back up) SINCE WHEN IS SEEING A NUMBER SUCH A DIFFICULT TASK THAT REQUIRES ABSOLUTE SILENCE?!
Trunks: M-my hair! (touches his head frantically) I-I-Is is getting thinner?? I CAN'T LET GOKU SEE ME LIKE THIS!
(out side of the car, the whole "gang" is standing in front of Krillin's house watching the Briefs family yell at each other)
Krillin: That family never ceases to amaze me.
Goten: They yell more than mom. *shivers*
Goku: It looks like Trunks is crying and pulling his hair out.
Krillin: It sounds like their radio is broken too. The volume keeps going up and down. Huh, now they're strangling each other.
Yamcha: chitterchitterchitterchitterchitter....
Goku: (points at Yamcha) Why did you invite him! He's a poser! He keeps copying me!
Gohan: I think the real surprise is that he even understood Krillin WHEN he got invited.

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Uhm...right. That's it. I'll post another chapter...when...I write it...mmyeah o_O