Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ 'Tardiness! ( Chapter 24 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Bugsygurl 
This chapter was brought about by a crazy conversation me and my mom had in the car. She said something about how her old cell phone and new cell phone both ended in 9, I thought it was stupid, and then I ended up mentioning something even dumber that I had been wondering for a while. She laughed for a long time and said I should write it down and I got to thinkin'....it sounded a lot like something Goku would ponder, and so this chapter was born.
Before you read this, if you don't know who Strong Bad is, I'm sorry, but you're a loser, and need to go here:
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
And if you don't know who Spongebob Squarepants is, you must be blind and stupid and wouldn't be able to read this anyway o_O
I'm kidding! Just read it!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.17.2003 | Updated On: 08.20.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 528 | Visits: 492 | Status: Work In Progress
This chapter was brought about by a crazy conversation me and my mom had in the car. She said something about how her old cell phone and new cell phone both ended in 9, I thought it was stupid, and then I ended up mentioning something even dumber that I had been wondering for a while. She laughed for a long time and said I should write it down and I got to thinkin'....it sounded a lot like something Goku would ponder, and so this chapter was born.
Before you read this, if you don't know who Strong Bad is, I'm sorry, but you're a loser, and need to go here:
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
And if you don't know who Spongebob Squarepants is, you must be blind and stupid and wouldn't be able to read this anyway o_O
I'm kidding! Just read it!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.17.2003 | Updated On: 08.20.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 528 | Visits: 492 | Status: Work In Progress
A/N: Blah dee blah...new chapter...la la la...try not to think about why I typed that, it'll only hurt your brain. Uhm...I can't really think of anything to say here except...I'm SO sorry Strong Bad...so so sorry...
Ok that's it. Scroll down and read now. OR ELSE!! *shakes fist at you* Grrrrr.
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Goku: Hey 'Geta, I was just thinking...
Vegeta: NO WAY!
Goku: Huh?
Vegeta: Nevermind...
Goku: Uh, ok anyway. You know Spongebob Squarepants?
Vegeta: *shudders*
Goku: What was that about?
Vegeta: Nothing, "he's" just the bastard that's made me afraid of squares, sponges, and square sponges. I can't hear his name without chills running down my awesome spine.
Goku: Aren't all sponges square though?
Vegeta: I saw one shaped like a lemon once.
Goku: Cool!
Vegeta: Not....really.
Goku: I like those little spongey things that are shaped like dinosaurs, and when you put them in water, they get BIGGER. How do they do that?
Vegeta: Kakarott...what the hell were you saying before? This conversation is making me cross-eyed, and I think my ass fell asleep. Wait...I can't believe I'm encouraging him to speak...more. (Smacks himself on his huge forehead)
Goku: Uhm...oh yeah. About Spongebob.
Vegeta: *shudders*
Goku: Stop that.
Vegeta: Fuck off.
Goku: Anyway, I was just thinking...what if Spongebob and Strong Bad...had a baby!
Vegeta: Wha-a-a-a?
Goku: Yeah, I mean...what would it be called? Badsponge? Strongsponge Badpants? OOH! What about Spongebad Strongpants! Try saying that 10 times fast.
Vegeta: You've got to be kidding me. Oh Kami, now my balls fell asleep. I think I need to stand up and walk around or something.
Goku: His catch phrase could be like, "I'm ready...to CRAP!" Or maybe, "I just ripped...my mask!"
(Vegeta skips around the room)
Goku: What are you doing?
Vegeta: Your stupid thoughts scared my balls and made them faint.
Goku: Okaaay...so you skip?
Vegeta: You really are retarded. I can NOT say that enough times. You....are....re-tar-ded....retarded. You're a 'tard that has been re-ed. You're not just tardy when you're late, you're 'tardy all the time!
Goku: I'm retarded?
Vegeta: That's what I said. Gods!
Goku: I'm retarded, but you're the one skipping around the room because your balls got scared. Ok....?
Vegeta: I can be skipping around in a tutu singing the national anthem of Zaire in the middle of West City in the rain, and you'd STILL be more retarded.
Goku: Heh...you'd do that?
Vegeta: NO!
Goku: Then why would you--
Vegeta: Just...go away. And the next time you have a stray though like that, spare me.
Goku: Does Zaire even have a national anthem?
Vegeta: How the fuck should I know?
(Long silence)
Goku: What about Patrick and Homestar? Wouldn't that be a stupid baby?
Vegeta: So THOSE are your parents, it all makes sense now. But where did you get that porcupine hair? The mysteries of the universe are immense.
Goku: Vegeta...
Vegeta: Hehe.
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A/N: Hmmm, this chapter featured the word "retarded" quite a few times. Facinating captain...or...not?
This chapter seems short. Oh well. Sucks for you!