Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Hey Kool-Aid! ( Chapter 25 )
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By: Bugsygurl 
Goku sings, Vegeta eats mayo, and things blow up. What more could you want?
Also, it's Vegeta's birthday, and Goku and the others have a special surprise for him. By request, Vegeta shall do a Carrie-like scene. I shall say no more...
Wait, I'll say a little more...this chapter really cracks me up! I think I'll go read it again! ^^
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.04.2003 | Updated On: 09.04.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 460 | Status: Work In Progress
Goku sings, Vegeta eats mayo, and things blow up. What more could you want?
Also, it's Vegeta's birthday, and Goku and the others have a special surprise for him. By request, Vegeta shall do a Carrie-like scene. I shall say no more...
Wait, I'll say a little more...this chapter really cracks me up! I think I'll go read it again! ^^
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.04.2003 | Updated On: 09.04.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 460 | Status: Work In Progress
A/N: Ooh boy, this chapter's funny...at least....funny to me. And that's all the really matters right? Writing something that you yourself find entertaining? Yesssss....
The song Goku sings was mostly made up by my little brother Adam, I just tweaked it a bit. Made it more....understandable....added Vegeta in there to be annoyed....good fun.
Enjoy!
*****
Goku: ....So then it turned out the Hamster survived the blast, and the farmer's crop got saved after all. See? Aren't I smart? I managed to save two things at once! The reporter said I was a genius.
Vegeta: *twitch*
Goku: Vegeta, what's wrong? You look like you just ate a bad piece of cheese.
Vegeta: First of all, YOU are NOT smart! You can call yourself a genius a BILLION times and you wouldn't become an ounce smarter! A cat can have kittens in the oven, but they are NOT biscuits!
Goku: Mmmmm......biscuits....
Vegeta: That wasn't meant to make you salivate!
Goku: Sorry.
Vegeta: Second of all....bad cheese? What the----BAD CHEESE FACE?? What are you ON?? Tell me!!
Goku: I'm not "on" anything. At least I don't think so (lifts one of his feet to see if he stepped on anything) Nope.
Vegeta: It's impossible to insult someone with your brain capacity....which is very small.
Goku: Yeah but...why did you mention biscuits if you don't have any?
Vegeta: *twitch* I'm gonna go eat a jar of mayonaise...
Goku: Ooh! Can I come too?
(Long pause)
Vegeta: .......Sure.
*
Goku: Hey Vegeta! Wanna hear this new rap I wrote? It rhymes!
Vegeta: Hell no.
Goku: Ok, here it goes!
Vegeta: I said NO!
Goku: *clears throat* I looked up in the skyyyyyyy, something fell in muh
eyeeeeeeee, I thought I was gonna dieeeeeee, and I love PIE!
Vegeta: Holy hell! I said NO!!
Goku: Something fell out of a treeeeeee, it fell in muh teeeeeea, kinda makes me
wanna peeeeeeeee, and I love CHEESE!
Vegeta: NOOOOOO!!! NO I SAY!!
Goku: We drive around in my coooooooupe, Vegeta kinda got duuuuuuped, he said he
had to go poooooooop, and I love SOUP!
Vegeta: I never said that!
Goku: Break it down! PIE! CHEESE! SOUP! Let's eat!
Vegeta: I never said I had to....you know? YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE
THAT!! Much less write a song about it! Your song is a LIE!
Goku: And it rhymes with PIE!
(Goku gets punched in the face)
Vegeta: And you don't own a car!!
*
Krillin: Wow, this sure is a fancy birthday party Bulma is throwing for Vegeta. Renting a whole dinner hall...I'm impressed.
Goku: Yeah, and Veggie will be PRETTY surprised after he makes his speech. Hehehe
Gohan: Dad you didn't...
Goku: Of course I did! Just....not on my own. (Goofy grin)
Trunks: I admit, it looked funny on the drawing board, mostly because Goku can't really draw, but now that I think about, my dad doesn't have a very good sense of humor. This could be disastrous.
Yamcha: C'mon Trunks, this'll be great! Vegeta has to laugh at himself once in a while, especially on his birthday.
Puar: I'm annoying!
(A/N: Sorry...I just had to add that in there...)
Krillin: Bulma rigged this controller to launch, "Operation: Kool-aid Man" when I press this button (points at da button).
Trunks: It's just that...my dad went to the salon today, and if his "do" gets messed up, he might blow this place up.
Goku: Don't worry, it'll be fine!
(Microphone feedback is heard and Vegeta approaches some....podium-thing...)
Vegeta: Ahem, first let me say that I hate you all, and I want to kill each and every one of you...
(Everyone laughs)
Vegeta: But seriously...if you die of something other than myself, I'll be satisfied aswell.
(Akward silence)
Vegeta: Right. Well, give me my presents and get the hell out of....my presence...
(Everyone kinda shuffles back and forth and looks around)
Goku: Push it now Krillin!
Krillin: Gotcha. (Pushes button)
(Suddenly a 3 gallon bucket of red Kool-aid empties out on Vegeta's spikey head---A/N: PUDDING!!)
Yamcha: Booyah!
Trunks: I've got a baaaaaaad feeling about this...
Goku: Nonsense, that was awesome!
Goten: This is just great...now I'm thirsty and have to pee at the same time!
Gohan: Quiet, I think he's going to say something.
(Vegeta looks down at his bloody looking hands in complete shock. Electricity starts to surround him and he slowly looks up at his..."audience"?)
Vegeta: You fools! What have you done to my bouncy hair! What is this....fruit punch??!!
Goku: Actually....it's Kool-aid.
Krillin: Ch-cherry Kool-aid...hehehe
(Vegeta points at Goku)
Vegeta: You...
(A goat/sheep-like sound is heard....you know...bahhh...)
Vegeta: No, not Ewe....YOU!! (His eyes get red)
(Goku looks around, then points to himself)
Goku: Me?
Vegeta: YOUUUU!!!
(Bahhh)
Vegeta: Stop that!!
(A/N: Sorry...)
Vegeta: I know YOU are behind this somehow Kakarrot!! This is my payback for making you go to that Clearance sale at JCPenny's isn't it??? ISN'T IT??!!
Goku: I had help....actually....(looks at Krillin)
Krillin: Hey, leave me outta this man...
Vegeta: ALL OF YOU SHALL PAY FOR MESSING UP MY HAIR AND NEW JACKET!! (Goes Super Saiyan)
Trunks: Guh...I'm getting out of here!
(Suddenly all the doors and windows close and the lights go out. The only light in the room is being given off by Vegeta's aura and electricity shooting off of him)
Bulma: Vegeta! Stop this right now! It was just a joke!
Vegeta: Shut up woman! It's my party and I'll kill if I want to!!
(Vegeta powers up and starts blasting everything around him blindly.)
Outside....the dinner hall sits on a hill....quiet and dark....then errupts in a tower of fire and people go flying through the air in all directions. The Z fighters land in a crispy heap about 100 yards away from the destoryed building.
Goku: *Cough*....I think that went well...
Yamcha: Yeah, I was half expecting him to pull a Majin Buu.
Trunks: A what?
Yamcha: You know...where he destroys himself in order to kill us all....like with Majin Buu...
Trunks: Why would he destory himself....over kool-aid....?
(Krillin stands up and staggers around)
Krillin: Wow, that party was a total BLAST! Get it? Hehehe...
Gohan: Krillin, your corny jokes are a crime against nature....
Trunks: You think when he realizes he destroyed his presents he'll get even angrier?
Goku: Forget the presents! His icecream cake is DEFINATELY melted. What a waste...
*****
*Kool-aid man crashes through a brick wall*
K-Man: Hey....what happened here? Am I late?
(Vegeta shoves half a lemon in Kool-aid Man's eye)
K-Man: OWWW!! GOD!! What the hell was that for!
Vegeta: At least I have an excuse to go back to the salon....
K-Man: Ooh yeahhh.
A/N: Awww...so it had a happy ending after all....
The Kool-aid Man reminds me of Duff Man from the Simpsons...O_O
The song Goku sings was mostly made up by my little brother Adam, I just tweaked it a bit. Made it more....understandable....added Vegeta in there to be annoyed....good fun.
Enjoy!
*****
Goku: ....So then it turned out the Hamster survived the blast, and the farmer's crop got saved after all. See? Aren't I smart? I managed to save two things at once! The reporter said I was a genius.
Vegeta: *twitch*
Goku: Vegeta, what's wrong? You look like you just ate a bad piece of cheese.
Vegeta: First of all, YOU are NOT smart! You can call yourself a genius a BILLION times and you wouldn't become an ounce smarter! A cat can have kittens in the oven, but they are NOT biscuits!
Goku: Mmmmm......biscuits....
Vegeta: That wasn't meant to make you salivate!
Goku: Sorry.
Vegeta: Second of all....bad cheese? What the----BAD CHEESE FACE?? What are you ON?? Tell me!!
Goku: I'm not "on" anything. At least I don't think so (lifts one of his feet to see if he stepped on anything) Nope.
Vegeta: It's impossible to insult someone with your brain capacity....which is very small.
Goku: Yeah but...why did you mention biscuits if you don't have any?
Vegeta: *twitch* I'm gonna go eat a jar of mayonaise...
Goku: Ooh! Can I come too?
(Long pause)
Vegeta: .......Sure.
*
Goku: Hey Vegeta! Wanna hear this new rap I wrote? It rhymes!
Vegeta: Hell no.
Goku: Ok, here it goes!
Vegeta: I said NO!
Goku: *clears throat* I looked up in the skyyyyyyy, something fell in muh
eyeeeeeeee, I thought I was gonna dieeeeeee, and I love PIE!
Vegeta: Holy hell! I said NO!!
Goku: Something fell out of a treeeeeee, it fell in muh teeeeeea, kinda makes me
wanna peeeeeeeee, and I love CHEESE!
Vegeta: NOOOOOO!!! NO I SAY!!
Goku: We drive around in my coooooooupe, Vegeta kinda got duuuuuuped, he said he
had to go poooooooop, and I love SOUP!
Vegeta: I never said that!
Goku: Break it down! PIE! CHEESE! SOUP! Let's eat!
Vegeta: I never said I had to....you know? YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THINGS LIKE
THAT!! Much less write a song about it! Your song is a LIE!
Goku: And it rhymes with PIE!
(Goku gets punched in the face)
Vegeta: And you don't own a car!!
*
Krillin: Wow, this sure is a fancy birthday party Bulma is throwing for Vegeta. Renting a whole dinner hall...I'm impressed.
Goku: Yeah, and Veggie will be PRETTY surprised after he makes his speech. Hehehe
Gohan: Dad you didn't...
Goku: Of course I did! Just....not on my own. (Goofy grin)
Trunks: I admit, it looked funny on the drawing board, mostly because Goku can't really draw, but now that I think about, my dad doesn't have a very good sense of humor. This could be disastrous.
Yamcha: C'mon Trunks, this'll be great! Vegeta has to laugh at himself once in a while, especially on his birthday.
Puar: I'm annoying!
(A/N: Sorry...I just had to add that in there...)
Krillin: Bulma rigged this controller to launch, "Operation: Kool-aid Man" when I press this button (points at da button).
Trunks: It's just that...my dad went to the salon today, and if his "do" gets messed up, he might blow this place up.
Goku: Don't worry, it'll be fine!
(Microphone feedback is heard and Vegeta approaches some....podium-thing...)
Vegeta: Ahem, first let me say that I hate you all, and I want to kill each and every one of you...
(Everyone laughs)
Vegeta: But seriously...if you die of something other than myself, I'll be satisfied aswell.
(Akward silence)
Vegeta: Right. Well, give me my presents and get the hell out of....my presence...
(Everyone kinda shuffles back and forth and looks around)
Goku: Push it now Krillin!
Krillin: Gotcha. (Pushes button)
(Suddenly a 3 gallon bucket of red Kool-aid empties out on Vegeta's spikey head---A/N: PUDDING!!)
Yamcha: Booyah!
Trunks: I've got a baaaaaaad feeling about this...
Goku: Nonsense, that was awesome!
Goten: This is just great...now I'm thirsty and have to pee at the same time!
Gohan: Quiet, I think he's going to say something.
(Vegeta looks down at his bloody looking hands in complete shock. Electricity starts to surround him and he slowly looks up at his..."audience"?)
Vegeta: You fools! What have you done to my bouncy hair! What is this....fruit punch??!!
Goku: Actually....it's Kool-aid.
Krillin: Ch-cherry Kool-aid...hehehe
(Vegeta points at Goku)
Vegeta: You...
(A goat/sheep-like sound is heard....you know...bahhh...)
Vegeta: No, not Ewe....YOU!! (His eyes get red)
(Goku looks around, then points to himself)
Goku: Me?
Vegeta: YOUUUU!!!
(Bahhh)
Vegeta: Stop that!!
(A/N: Sorry...)
Vegeta: I know YOU are behind this somehow Kakarrot!! This is my payback for making you go to that Clearance sale at JCPenny's isn't it??? ISN'T IT??!!
Goku: I had help....actually....(looks at Krillin)
Krillin: Hey, leave me outta this man...
Vegeta: ALL OF YOU SHALL PAY FOR MESSING UP MY HAIR AND NEW JACKET!! (Goes Super Saiyan)
Trunks: Guh...I'm getting out of here!
(Suddenly all the doors and windows close and the lights go out. The only light in the room is being given off by Vegeta's aura and electricity shooting off of him)
Bulma: Vegeta! Stop this right now! It was just a joke!
Vegeta: Shut up woman! It's my party and I'll kill if I want to!!
(Vegeta powers up and starts blasting everything around him blindly.)
Outside....the dinner hall sits on a hill....quiet and dark....then errupts in a tower of fire and people go flying through the air in all directions. The Z fighters land in a crispy heap about 100 yards away from the destoryed building.
Goku: *Cough*....I think that went well...
Yamcha: Yeah, I was half expecting him to pull a Majin Buu.
Trunks: A what?
Yamcha: You know...where he destroys himself in order to kill us all....like with Majin Buu...
Trunks: Why would he destory himself....over kool-aid....?
(Krillin stands up and staggers around)
Krillin: Wow, that party was a total BLAST! Get it? Hehehe...
Gohan: Krillin, your corny jokes are a crime against nature....
Trunks: You think when he realizes he destroyed his presents he'll get even angrier?
Goku: Forget the presents! His icecream cake is DEFINATELY melted. What a waste...
*****
*Kool-aid man crashes through a brick wall*
K-Man: Hey....what happened here? Am I late?
(Vegeta shoves half a lemon in Kool-aid Man's eye)
K-Man: OWWW!! GOD!! What the hell was that for!
Vegeta: At least I have an excuse to go back to the salon....
K-Man: Ooh yeahhh.
A/N: Awww...so it had a happy ending after all....
The Kool-aid Man reminds me of Duff Man from the Simpsons...O_O