Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Fung-Shui Pull-ups ( Chapter 26 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

A/N: Hey weirdos. Long time no read...er....see...er....blah blah blah blah blah blah....there, now it looks like I said something. Uhm, anyway. Sorry it took so long to update, I'm lazy. Plus there's this whole school thing and...wait, why am I explaining this to you, you don't care! You just wanna read the damn fanfic. So do it already, ya....freak.





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Goku: Check it out Vegeta. I ate 12 pounds of potatoes, and now I can do this...watch. (sticks a lightbulb in his mouth and it lights up) Isn't that amazing!

Vegeta: If I could harness the power of your idiocy, and convert it into raw energy, we wouldn't need the sun anymore.

Goku: So is that...good?


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(Trunks and Goku are sitting under a tree, surrounded by squirrels....yes....squirrels)

Trunks: Come play with me; Why should you run/Through the shaking tree/As though I'd a gun/To strike you dead?/When all I would do/Is to scratch your head/And let you go.

Goku: Wow...that was beautiful.

Trunks: Yes. Yeats was a brilliant poet who loved squirrels too. His grammar was a lil shaky, but brilliant none-the-less.

Goku: Well today was great Trunks. The kiddie park, the fondu, and now poetry. You're an....interesting guy. Normally when I hang out with Vegeta, we just watch TV on mute and give all the pople rude things to say, or go buy shampoo. But this was different, I really enjoyed myself.

Trunks: I'm glad.

Goku: I should be going, Chichi has this thing...if I'm late she hides all the bowls in the house. I'm not sure why, but it's quite annoying and effective.

Trunks: Uhhh....G-Goku, before you go, I just wanted to.....uhm, excuse myself for that whole...bar thing. I wasn't in the right frame of mind. I hope I didn't say anything that offended you. I don't even fully remember what was said that night...

Goku: No, I understand. It's ok.

Trunks: *Whew*

Goku: You're gay for me and wanna kill my wife...it happens.

Trunks: (falls over) WHAT?!

Goku: I gotta go now. I can already feel the fung-shui in the house coming un-done. Bye! (flies off)

(Trunks lays on the ground in shock)

Trunks: What....just happened....?


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(Vegeta stomps angrily down the halls of Capsule Corps. in search of Bulma)

Vegeta: Where is that blasted woman? I need my training pants! Hmm....that didn't sound quite right. Good thing I'm alone and no one heard that.

(Vegeta looks down and notices Bra looking up at him)

Bra: Hi daddy.

Vegeta: Curses...

Bra: Don't worry daddy, I'm out of training pants too. (skips away)

Vegeta: Dammit...she's lost all respect for me now.

(Vegeta enters Bra's room, with the small hope that Bulma would be in there....somewhere)

Vegeta: Woman? Are you in here? (no answer) Blast!

(As Vegeta turns to leave, he notices Bra's dolls situated around a small table. There's a tea set on it and little chairs that all the dolls are sitting on. He looks around the room to make sure no one's watching, then flicks what he considered the ugliest doll out of one of the chairs, and takes a seat. He sits in odd silence and glances back and forth between the dolls)

Vegeta: So...how ya doing Barbie? You're looking well.

(silence)

(Vegeta reaches out and makes "Barbie" move slightly)

Vegeta as "Barbie": Oh, I'm doing heavenly.

Vegeta: That's nice. But I think your boyfriend over there is giving me a dirty look.

"Barbie": He's always like that, he's soooo jealous. He thinks he owns me.

"Ken": I do own you biotch!

Vegeta: Hey, you can't talk to a lady like that!

"Ken": You want a piece of this big guy?

Vegeta: Feh, I'm so scared. You're probably as strong as the stuff that makes icecream!

"Barbie": Boo hoo, I just wanted a nice tea party. Why are people always fighting over meeeeee?

"Mimi" (the ugly doll on the floor): I wish I was popular too, like you Barbie.

"Barbie": I hate my life! I wish I was dead.

Vegeta: Well I can help you out Barbie (creates a ki ball and prepares to launch it at the doll)

Bra: Dad! What are you doing?!

Vegeta: AHH!! What are you doing here??

Bra: This is my room! Why are you drinking my tea, killing my Barbie, and why is Mimi on the floor?!

Vegeta: Mimi is not worthy of such a sophisticated tea party!

Bra: I'm telling mommy!

Vegeta: FINE!

(Bra runs out of the room)

Vegeta: Wait...she knows where the woman is?? Bra! Wait! I need my training pants!! Gah...I mean pants for training!

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A/N: Toddlers prefer Elmo brand pull-ups over any other character brand. Take that Barney! Up yours Mickey and friends! Elmo's da MAN! Err...monster.


I'm a big kid now!

Hmmm...this didn't seem like a very long chapter...

Oh yeah, I don't care! Haha! Silly me