Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ But I Won't Say That ❯ Viva la Beans ( Chapter 27 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Bugsygurl 
Goku bothers Vegeta with his version of Jack and the Beanstalk...which he tells WRONG
And Trunks finds his sick father passed out in front of a gas station, with candy in his pockets...
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.13.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 919 | Visits: 412 | Status: Work In Progress
Goku bothers Vegeta with his version of Jack and the Beanstalk...which he tells WRONG
And Trunks finds his sick father passed out in front of a gas station, with candy in his pockets...
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.13.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 919 | Visits: 412 | Status: Work In Progress
A/N: Dude....it's been quite a while since I updated this thing hasn't it? Wow...oh well! It's updated now, DUH HERR!
Sorry it's been so long. I just moved back into my mom's house and I've been trying to get situated.
Lalalalalala....oh yeah, the fic...heh, sorry again!
*****
Goku: Fee fi fo feggie, I smell the hair of an angry Veggie. *sniff sniff* Mmmm...strawberry. Still using that pudding?
Vegeta: Actually I tried using fat free yogurt this time, but I don't think it holds as well...HEY! I'm not angry, you--oh wait, now I am. Humph...
Goku: Son is good, Son is wise...(puts hands together and bows)
Vegeta: Maybe Wise Potatoe chips.
Goku: Mmmm...chiiiips....
Vegeta: Where did that stupid, "fee fi" stuff come from anyway? I get that a lot it seems...
Goku: It comes from a fairy tail about a giant and a beanstalk.
Vegeta: A beanstalk?
Goku: Yeah, a really BIG one. So big, you can climb it.
Vegeta: Climb a beanstalk? That's absurd. You could fly to the top of it, or blast it down. Is this climbing some sort of training exercise?
Goku: It was just some special beanstalk that you had to climb.
Vegeta: It doesn't sound special to me. It sounds retarded.
Goku: Some guy named Zak...or Joe...planted magic beans and it grew into a beanstalk.
Vegeta: Magic beans? You mean the senzu beans?
Goku: No, just ordinary magic beans...
Vegeta: But that doesn't explain where the "fee fi" mess came from.
Goku: Well Zak or Joe climbed the beanstalk with his cow or something...and he met a giant, and the giant said he smelled Zak or his cow named Joe, and said, "fee fi fo fum, I smell the....cow." Or something like that.
Vegeta: "Fum?"
Goku: Yes, fum.
Vegeta: Sounds dumb.
Goku: Yes'm.
Vegeta: Who wrote that absurdity? You? Only you would think of planting beans in the ground and meeting a giant that lived on top....of a bean.
Goku: Beanstalk, Veggie...Bean....stalk.
Vegeta: Whatever! And stop calling me "Veggie"! Bean head!
Goku: I could go for some beans...
Vegeta: Yeah me too. Let's go to Taco Bell or Viva or wherever they sell those blasted burritos!
Goku: Aye aye! Beans ahoy!
Vegeta: Shut up...
*
Trunks: Mom, I'm home! I found dad passed out in front of a gas station.
Bulma: A gas station? Was he drunk?
Trunks: I don't think so. I found two Chik-O Sticks and half of a Butterfinger in his pockets...but no alcohol.
Bulma: I told him he had a cold!
Vegeta: Whateverrrrr....
Bulma: Oh God, that scared me...for a minute I thought Richard Simmons was in my house.
Vegeta: Why, is my hair messed up?
Bulma: No...it's the way you...nevermind. What the hell is wrong with you?! You said you were going to train, knowing that you're not feeling well. When I went out to check on you, you were gone! You had me worried sick!
Vegeta: YOU'RE Sick? It is ME who is sick! I demand that you pamper me, and keep a steady flow of candy coming up to my room.
Bulma: Did you take anything for your cold?
Vegeta: I drank a whole bottle of Nyquil. Then...I got really tired, but I still wanted to train, so I drank a whole bottle of Dayquil and about 50 pills of No-Doze. I think that evened things out.
Trunks: That's not even right man...
Bulma: That doesn't explain what you were doing at a gas station...
Vegeta: You wouldn't believe how well I can breathe now.
Trunks: I'll bet.
Bulma: How are you feeling now?
Vegeta: All the colors I see are inverted.
Bulma: That can't be good.
Vegeta: It's all gooooooood.
Bulma: At least you're not in a cranky, I'm-Prince-of-all-Saiyans-and-I-shall-destroy-you, mood.
Vegeta: I swallowed a butterfly once.
Trunks: How was it?
Vegeta: Surprisingly salty.
Bulma: Trunks, don't encourage your father. He's obviously not in the right frame of mind.
Vegeta: Truly....rhymes with....mooly
Trunks: What's "mooly"?
Vegeta: I dunno, I just made it up.
Bulma: Alllllright...let's get you up to bed now Vegeta...
Vegeta: My sinuses are SOOOOO clear. Here, listen to me breath through my nose. (BREEEEEAAAATHE)
Bulma: That's nice...now up we go...
Trunks: I like dad when he's like this. He reminds me of Goku.
(Short pause)
Trunks: Oh Kami! I just compared my precious to my father! I need to stick my head in the microwave! (Runs off)
*****
Riiiiiiight....well....that's all for now. Sure it's short but...I'm lazy.
Sorry it's been so long. I just moved back into my mom's house and I've been trying to get situated.
Lalalalalala....oh yeah, the fic...heh, sorry again!
*****
Goku: Fee fi fo feggie, I smell the hair of an angry Veggie. *sniff sniff* Mmmm...strawberry. Still using that pudding?
Vegeta: Actually I tried using fat free yogurt this time, but I don't think it holds as well...HEY! I'm not angry, you--oh wait, now I am. Humph...
Goku: Son is good, Son is wise...(puts hands together and bows)
Vegeta: Maybe Wise Potatoe chips.
Goku: Mmmm...chiiiips....
Vegeta: Where did that stupid, "fee fi" stuff come from anyway? I get that a lot it seems...
Goku: It comes from a fairy tail about a giant and a beanstalk.
Vegeta: A beanstalk?
Goku: Yeah, a really BIG one. So big, you can climb it.
Vegeta: Climb a beanstalk? That's absurd. You could fly to the top of it, or blast it down. Is this climbing some sort of training exercise?
Goku: It was just some special beanstalk that you had to climb.
Vegeta: It doesn't sound special to me. It sounds retarded.
Goku: Some guy named Zak...or Joe...planted magic beans and it grew into a beanstalk.
Vegeta: Magic beans? You mean the senzu beans?
Goku: No, just ordinary magic beans...
Vegeta: But that doesn't explain where the "fee fi" mess came from.
Goku: Well Zak or Joe climbed the beanstalk with his cow or something...and he met a giant, and the giant said he smelled Zak or his cow named Joe, and said, "fee fi fo fum, I smell the....cow." Or something like that.
Vegeta: "Fum?"
Goku: Yes, fum.
Vegeta: Sounds dumb.
Goku: Yes'm.
Vegeta: Who wrote that absurdity? You? Only you would think of planting beans in the ground and meeting a giant that lived on top....of a bean.
Goku: Beanstalk, Veggie...Bean....stalk.
Vegeta: Whatever! And stop calling me "Veggie"! Bean head!
Goku: I could go for some beans...
Vegeta: Yeah me too. Let's go to Taco Bell or Viva or wherever they sell those blasted burritos!
Goku: Aye aye! Beans ahoy!
Vegeta: Shut up...
*
Trunks: Mom, I'm home! I found dad passed out in front of a gas station.
Bulma: A gas station? Was he drunk?
Trunks: I don't think so. I found two Chik-O Sticks and half of a Butterfinger in his pockets...but no alcohol.
Bulma: I told him he had a cold!
Vegeta: Whateverrrrr....
Bulma: Oh God, that scared me...for a minute I thought Richard Simmons was in my house.
Vegeta: Why, is my hair messed up?
Bulma: No...it's the way you...nevermind. What the hell is wrong with you?! You said you were going to train, knowing that you're not feeling well. When I went out to check on you, you were gone! You had me worried sick!
Vegeta: YOU'RE Sick? It is ME who is sick! I demand that you pamper me, and keep a steady flow of candy coming up to my room.
Bulma: Did you take anything for your cold?
Vegeta: I drank a whole bottle of Nyquil. Then...I got really tired, but I still wanted to train, so I drank a whole bottle of Dayquil and about 50 pills of No-Doze. I think that evened things out.
Trunks: That's not even right man...
Bulma: That doesn't explain what you were doing at a gas station...
Vegeta: You wouldn't believe how well I can breathe now.
Trunks: I'll bet.
Bulma: How are you feeling now?
Vegeta: All the colors I see are inverted.
Bulma: That can't be good.
Vegeta: It's all gooooooood.
Bulma: At least you're not in a cranky, I'm-Prince-of-all-Saiyans-and-I-shall-destroy-you, mood.
Vegeta: I swallowed a butterfly once.
Trunks: How was it?
Vegeta: Surprisingly salty.
Bulma: Trunks, don't encourage your father. He's obviously not in the right frame of mind.
Vegeta: Truly....rhymes with....mooly
Trunks: What's "mooly"?
Vegeta: I dunno, I just made it up.
Bulma: Alllllright...let's get you up to bed now Vegeta...
Vegeta: My sinuses are SOOOOO clear. Here, listen to me breath through my nose. (BREEEEEAAAATHE)
Bulma: That's nice...now up we go...
Trunks: I like dad when he's like this. He reminds me of Goku.
(Short pause)
Trunks: Oh Kami! I just compared my precious to my father! I need to stick my head in the microwave! (Runs off)
*****
Riiiiiiight....well....that's all for now. Sure it's short but...I'm lazy.