Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Dark Appearance: Part 1 ❯ Saiyan Women ( Chapter 20 )

CHAPTER 20: SAIYAN GIRLS

Gohan snuck out of his house to meet Vegeta at the pre-arranged spot. Vegeta was already there.

"Now what exactly did you want to know about Planet Vegeta?" He questioned harshly not turning to acknowledge Gohan's presence.

"Ummm…well I had a few questions about, um…" he trailed off blushing furiously.

"You wanted to know about `um'? Well it is exactly like it is on Earth. A word people use when they have no idea what they are talking about." He said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"Sorry," Gohan said blushing again. "I wanted to know about Saiyan women. You see I kind of…umm…you know…like one."

Vegeta whirled around. Then he said evenly and dangerously, "What happened? What did she do?"

"Well it wasn't…Well I walked in on her while she was sleeping, to get a paper you see. And I touched her tail, and it latched on to me. When I tried to pull away I pulled her tail. She got really upset. And then she…yeah, well."

Vegeta stood there a moment before throwing his head back and breaking out into a barking sort of laugh. When he composed himself he said, "It is a wonder she didn't kill you."

"Why?"

"If a male Saiyan begins to pet a female's tail it means he is trying to mate her."

"Oh," he said.

"Obviously you know nothing about Saiyan women, why should you. But I'll warn you, they are dangerous. They are fierce and delight in taking advantage of people, damn harpies. Just imagine Bulma, but a thousand times stronger and bitchier."

"Oh."

"Still want one?"

"Yeah."

"Figures. What do you want to know?"

"Well how do you, umm…ummm…"

"Court her."

"Yeah."

"Fight with her, constantly. Tell her she is ugly, stupid, anything that will insult her. Then when you think she is as mad as she can possibly be, kiss her. She will know what to do. She is a Saiyan, or at least she was raised one. If she likes you, she will fight back. If she really likes you, she has probably tried teasing you."

"Yeah. It all sounds so, barbaric."

"Hn."

Silence.

"Is that all?" Vegeta asked.

"Well, not really."

"What then?"

"When ever I am near her, she smells weird. It is like a perfume, but it is sweeter, and thicker, like I can almost taste it. And when I smell it, I want to bite her, I…well anyway."

Vegeta smirked, "She's in heat. She is dropping every clue in the book, boy. Go with your instincts. And as for the biting, don't unless you want to be bonded with her."

"What?"

Vegeta rolled his eyes, tired of explaining, "If you bite her and she bites you back, it means that you will be inseparable. You will feel each others emotions along with other things, you may even be able to talk to each other depending how deep your link is."

"Oh. Are you and Bulma bonded?"

Then Gohan saw something he never thought he would see. Vegeta had turned deep scarlet red and he knew it. "That is enough of question and answer period, boy, go home."

"Yes, sir. Thank you Vegeta!" He said flying off.