Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Fire and Ice ❯ In Dende Veritas/Closer to the truth ( Chapter 9 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

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Creeping up to Bulma's room, he slowly opened the door.

His angel was lying facedown in the pillows, her hair fanned out like
a beautiful sea, her luminous legs shining in the moonlight, her....
what was that sound? He wrinkled his forehead and moved closer. Within
seconds, he was on the floor, laughing and choking. She had been
snoring- and it sounded absolutely hilarious. It was like a loud
snort, and then a sort of whinnying - like a horse.

She woke instantly.

"VEGETA!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM!! AND WHAT IS SO DAMN
FUNNY?!?!"

"Y-y-yoou hahahaha!" he howled, clutching his stomach.

"GET OUT! I said get OUT!" she screeched, hurling pillows at him.

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! You just snore real loud!"

"I do NOT snore! You, on the other hand baka, DO snore!"

"Do NOT!"

"Yes you DO!"

This inane fight continued on for what seemed like the rest of that
evening. Dr. And Mrs. Brief's had come running in to see what all the
screaming was about, but they were ignored completely. As Vegeta threw
a tantrum, his ki flared up to enormous heights, knocking Piccolo off
a tree.

~~**~~

On his way to Dende's, Piccolo used every cuss word he had ever picked
up. What was it with Vegeta that day? Could it be that Bulma made some
kind of personality change machine? Kami knows she wouldn't think
twice about doing that. Landing softly, he peered down at the
seemingly peaceful looking earth. "What could it be?" he muttered
softly.

"PICCOLO!" cried Dende, smiling. "I have something to share with you!"

"Really? Does it concern Vegeta?"

"Yes! And Bulma too."

"Nani?! I've been away meditating too long! What's going on?"

"Well... you know the Saiyans have completely different, er, rituals
compared to earthlings, right?"

"Yes," Piccolo replied, with one eyebrow raised.

"Have you ever heard of the Saiyan bond?"

~~**~~

The Z senshi were all gathered on Capsule Corps's front lawn. They all
felt Vegeta's ki, and feared that something terrible might be
happening to the Brief's.

What they saw made them utterly confused.

Bulma was seated on a lawn chair with her arms crossed, and her lips
caught in a smirk that looked eerily like one Vegeta would usually
have. Vegeta on the other hand seemed to be venting. He kept ranting
and he seemed to be getting more agitated when he noticed Bulma's
amused expression. Growling, he continued to throw insult after insult
at her.

Finally, she stood up and whispered something in his ear.

Everyone tensed, not knowing what she was up to.

Vegeta stopped growling, and he calmed down, his ki level lowering
back to normal. And then, he smiled. Krillen, Roshi, Yamucha, Puar,
and Gohan gasped. Chi Chi and Goku just stared, bug eyed.

"What the hell is this?!" spat Bulma when she finally noticed
everyone.

"I think they were concerned about my ki level. It had risen to a
pretty intimidating level!"

"Yeah well, look, everybody get out. Show's over, good night."

And with that, Bulma stormed into the house with her nose high in the
air, with Vegeta following - sending everyone apologetic looks.

Piccolo arrived minutes later, triumphant because of his newfound
knowledge.

"Goku," he said. "I have something to share with you!"

~~**~~