Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Fire and Ice ❯ Opposites... attract?!/Enlightened by the Namek ( Chapter 10 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

AN: Thought I might sneak in a chapter on the same day! Couldn't stand
not finishing it! Hehe I think that this should be dedicated to Susan
and Jadedbest and all you regular reviewers! Yay! Hee hee! Merry
Christmas again! Can't wait to try some of these gingerbread men I saw
under my tree....

Disclaimer: I don't own anything I can't draw - which is everything.

~**~

"A Saiya-whatta?" asked Goku, scratching his chin.

"A Saiyajin bond. It's something you and Chi Chi had gone through
yourselves," said Piccolo.

The Z senshi was now in a park opposite Capsule Corp. after being
thrown out by Bulma. It turns out Piccolo had some explanations to all
the strange things that were happening to Vegeta and Bulma lately.

"Did you guys ever switch personalities like that?" asked Yamucha,
laughing, "I can't imagine Goku trying to hit YOU with a frying pan!"

Chi Chi glared at him. "Actually... I remember dragging Krillen into
sparring with me..."

"That's right," Krillen gulped. "You kicked my ass!"

"Hmm... and I remember making a couple dishes without blowing the
house up," added Goku.

"That's right!" exclaimed Yamucha. "This was all before Gohan was
born!"

"Umm... well, there are other peculiar behaviorism's involved," said
Piccolo warily.

"Like what?" asked Goku eagerly. He liked reminiscing about the way he
and Chi Chi were before.

"Well... insatiable... er... lust."

"NANI?!?!" screeched Chi Chi, blushing.

"Vegeta and Bulma, lusting over each other?!" cried Yamucha, shaking
his head.

"What is lust?" asked Goku, confused.

"Lust?... somebody, please explain that to him later. Well, in this
case, the lust occurred before the personality changes. The security
guards at Capsule Corp. were caught trying to steal, um, very...
intimate tapes with Vegeta and Bulma in it," said Piccolo, who got
this information from a very red Dende.

"Come to think of it Chi Chi, there WAS a time you couldn't keep your
hands off me."

"GOKU! This is not something we talk about with friends!" Chi Chi
shrieked, her face flaming.

"Well now! Chi Chi is quite the vixen, neh?" teased Roshi, earning a
punch in the face from Chi Chi.

"Stop fooling around, this is serious. We must make sure nothing bad
happens to either Bulma or Vegeta during this two week long period.
Bulma's temper and Vegeta's strength is enough to cause a thousand
earthquakes all at once. We don't want people getting hurt now," said
Piccolo, with his eyes closed.

"As much as we find it amusing, there is danger in this situation," he
continued.

They all nodded solemnly.

~**~

The next day, Vegeta woke up at eleven thirty. Yawning, he trudged
down into the kitchen and started to raid the fridge. Just then, he
heard the clicking of very high heels on the white tiled floor.

"YOU! I tried to wake you up several times, boy! And because of you I
haven't eaten! Make me something, NOW!" Bulma yelled, throwing her
purse onto the kitchen counter.

"Make it yourself. Stop acting like a princess," said Vegeta, but he
began to take pans from the cabinets.

"What's this?" asked Bulma's mom, coming in from the back door.
"Vegeta, honey, are you going to make us some nice brunch? How sweet
is that, Bulma!"

"Sweet mother. Sweet," said Bulma through clenched teeth.

~**~

Dr. Brief's was in his office, and in front of him sat the two
security guards who tried to make off with one of his surveillance
tapes. The footage, it seems, was of serious interest to them.

"I really need to know what you wanted them for," said Dr. Brief's, a
little more than peeved.

It was appalling that someone would try to steal video footage,
unless... his wife? Bulma?

"Does this have something to do with my daughter?!?!" he cried,
slamming his fists on the table.

"You perverts! You better tell me what was on it - better yet show
me!" Little did he know he would be in for the shock of a lifttime.