Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Interview Madness ❯ Sky and Underpants ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

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ATM: Hi peoples, I know it's been a while but...I don't really care. Today I have with me, one of my favorite guys, Goten Son! YAY! Everyone clap now! DO IT!!

(golf clapping is heard)

ATM: That's....better?

Trunks: Where did that clapping come from? (looks around)

ATM: Oh and I also have Trunks Soup here....again.

Goten: Mmmm....Trunks soup....

ATM: You're scaring me already. o_O;

Goten: Oh, sorry. I'm kinda hungry.

ATM: Ah.

Trunks: I thought you said I could be in the next one with Goku. Goten ain't Goku!

ATM: I know what I said, and you will be. I didn't say Goku would be in the NEXT chapter, I said you'd be in the next chapter with Goku IN it.

Trunks: I hate your stupid play on words.

ATM: Yeah well, shut up.

Goten: I like your shirt.

ATM: Thank you, I like your head.

Goten: Wow, thanks!

ATM: Don't mention it. Now, let's get things started...Goten, what's up with you?

Goten: Uhh...well not much. Now that my dad's alive again, he makes me train a lot. I also just discovered I really like eating fried food. Lots of it.

ATM: Ah yes, I remember when I first realized I like food...that is fried. I believe I was.....two?

Trunks: Hehe...

Goten: Trunks laughs in the middle of nowhere a lot.

Trunks: What? I do not!

ATM: Alright, be quiet. Trunks...uh...what's your favorite animal?

Trunks: Gee, I never thought about it....

ATM: Pfft, he said "gee"...

Trunks: I guess I'll go with...squirrels

ATM: Oh yeah, I should've remembered that. Your love of squirrels is legendary. Goten, same question.

Goten: I like dinosaurs and birds. Really big birds, birds you can ride on. Or maybe dinosaurs you can ride on. Yeah....dino rides are coooool.

ATM: Interesting...

Trunks: Wait, my love of squirrels is "legendary?" How is it legendary?

ATM: Nothing. Nevermind.

Trunks: Then....what the fuck?

ATM: Hey, watch your fucking language!

Goten: Yeah Trunks, you have a potty mouth! My mom says your a "turd miner," whatever that means.

Trunks: WHA---??

ATM: Heh, that means she thinks he's gay.

Goten: Oh.........Trunks, you're gay?

Trunks: N-no, not exactly.

Goten: How can you "not exactly" be gay?

ATM: He's only gay for Goku. Other than that, he's "normal"

Goten: How can you be "gay" for someone?

ATM: Goten, for me to answer that I'd have to idolize someone so much, I'd be willing to go gay for them...but alas, I don't idolize anyone that much. At least...not anyone in my same gender.

Goten: Ah.

Trunks: Why do these interviews always end up talking about my sexuality?

ATM: There's only been one other...

Goten: You're in love with my dad?

Trunks: I'd rather not talk about it.

Goten: I love 'em too but...

Trunks: SHUT UP ALREADY!

Goten: Ya know, I kinda look like him...you don't find my dad attractive do ya, cuz....

Trunks: MAKE HIM SHUT UP!

ATM: Ok, let's change the subject. How about cookies. Goten, give me your thoughts on cookies...why are some more delicious than others?

Goten: Well, to me, all cookies are delicious. But I guess it depends on the cookie. What you make it with, and how good the person that's making it is....

ATM: What are you feelings about cookies you buy, versus cookies you make?

Goten: Oh, cookies you make are MUCH better than cookies you buy.

Trunks: This is so retarded.

Goten: Hehe, retarded is a funny word. RE-TARD-ED! Hehehehe

ATM: What's your favorite kind of cookie?

Goten: I've got a soft spot for sugar cookies. Chocolate chip is good too.

ATM: Yeah, anyone who doesn't like chocolate chip has got problems...Trunks? You like chocolate chip?

Trunks: Huh? Chocolate chip? I guess so...

ATM: Some cookies have weird names. Milano? What's up with that? Brussels? That whole company names their cookies after places. It's weird.

Goten: I know! Like this one time, me and Gohan were at this icecream place, and I saw this one cookie's name, and I was like..."wait, let's get one thing straight here,"....no offense Trunks.

Trunks: Was that comment even necessary?

Goten: "There's actually a cookie out there called....Cookie Puss??"

ATM: I believe so, yes.

Goten: That's not even right man....

Trunks: Oh God.

ATM: Alright, moving on...

Trunks: What was with that gay crack? I thought we went over this, I'm not gay.

Goten: I'm just messing you, chill out.

Trunks: That's not funny.

ATM: Shut EET!

Goten: Hehe, he said "gay crack"

Trunks: You're so dead!

ATM: SILENCE!

Goten: Sorry.

Trunks: You should be.

ATM: Alright, we need to think of something else to talk about before Trunks has a hernia, and Goten...uhm...whatever.

Goten: I could really go for some chilli...

ATM: Yeah, and some Fig Newtons.

Goten: You read my mind!

Trunks: Are you both pregnant or something?

ATM: Uhm, I don't think so...

Goten: I don't see how I could be?

Trunks: Nevermind, it's scaring me to imagine what your children would be like...

ATM: Yeah, our kids would be rather messed up....

Goten: Stop talking about babies, and lets go talk about baby-back ribs or something! I'm dying here!

ATM: Fine fine fine. Let's go!

Trunks: Wait, when are Goku and me gonna get a chapter? YOU MUST TELL ME!

ATM: Oy...next chapter, aight?

Trunks: Next chapter as in, the one AFTER this chapter? Not...some later chapter?

ATM: Yeah sure whatever.

Trunks: You better! I'll be waiting by my phone so--

ATM: Good bye Trunks Soup!

Goten: We should go get him some fruit or something.

Trunks: What is that supposed to mean?! I'm not gay! I'm gonna kick your ass!

Goten: Yeah, you'd like that.

Trunks: STOP IT!!

ATM: SHUT UP!!! The Chilli Hut closes in an hour!

Goten: AH!!

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A/N: Ok so....Goku and Trunks shall have their own...."interview" next time around. Yay...I can hardly contain myself. Try not to pee your pants...oh, too late. Well um...here's a sheet of Bounty, try to make the most of it. Now go away, Tinkle Pants...