Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Son Gokou VS The Evil Seamonkies ❯ Intoxication and Experimentation Just Don't Mix ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Chrono-San 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.14.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 178 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.14.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 178 | Status: Work In Progress
(An: Erm, anyway, in this chap. you'll finally get to see the Seamonkey people.. things.... Uhh, yeah... u.u;)
Intoxication and Experimentation Just Don't Mix
"Ah, finally a moment to ourselves!" ChiChi giggled happily as she walked toward her husband
"Hai, I thought we'd never be--", Gokou sweatdrops as he hears some heavy knocking on the door "--alone."
"Oh, don't answer it, I'm sure whoever it is would go away," ChiChi assured.
"No, your father won't"
"Papa!", ChiChi shouted happily as she ran to answer the door
"Hey, Hime, I got your monthly allowance here you know since uhh, your usband-hay can't ork-way since he's umb-day"(AN: Husband, Work, Dumb.... Pig Latin * Grin *)
"Now, father! Gokou supports Gohan and I just fine! And he's not dumb, just naive!"
"I'm dumb?", Gokou said, feeling hurt for the second time that day
"No, you're not, Gokou-Kun," ChiChi smiled reassuringly
"Okay!" Son Grin™ (AN: oO )
Meanwhile up in Gohan's room----
"Hmm, 'Add water into fishbowl, pour seamonkey mix into water and watch a world come alive right before your very eyes!'" Gohan read from the instructions on the back of the box. "That's just too simple, I gotta find a way to make it uhh.. What's that thing Kuririn said that other day?? Oh yeah, 'Mondo Cool!' " (AN: I don't think ANYONE would wanna own copyrights to that. n.n;; ) Gohan grinned cheesily, trying to copy his father. "Now to get to work..."
Living Room, again----
"So, why else did you come here?" ChiChi asked with a hint of suspicion
"No reason, just checking on my little girl!", Gyuu Maou exclaimed
"Well, 'your -little- girl' is fine", Gokou intruded, putting a sarcastic emphasis on 'little'
"He's right, I'm doing just fine with my Gokou here to protect me!", ChiChi smiled as Gokou wrapped his arm around her with a grin
"Well I suppose, you two are right... Well, I guess I'll be leaving now-- Oh yeah, there's another reason, I found some berries in the royal garden I thought the family might enjoy. So here!" Gyuu Maou hands the happy couple the sack of berries
"Wow, thanks, Otou-San!" ChiChi and Gokou spoke in unison for the second time that day
"Yeah, don't mention it." The giant waves good-bye as he takes his leave
"Well, I'll just save these for later..." ChiChi places the berries on the coffee table in the living room
Gohan's Room----
"Boy all this planning's got me hungry!" Gohan wiped sweat off his brow as he took off his 'Mr. Scientist' labcoat his mother got him for his birthday (AN: Uhh, picture 'Dexter's Laboratory' =\ )"I sure could use a snack!" Gohan walks downstairs and prepares a snack for himself. Knowing it would take a while before he finished picking out what food he wants, Gokou and ChiChi dash upstairs for some unfinished business (AN: I'd go more into detail, but this ain't a lemon. =\ )
Gohan placed a large hoagie and some glasses of chocolate milk on the table (AN: Some-- Multiply whatever number you're picturing by uhh, 5 then you've got it.) Gohan took no time in finishing his snack and starts to walk toward the living room coffee table.
"Oooh, what's this?" Gohan asked to himself as he picked up a few (AN: Few-- Again, multiply by 5. ^ ^6 )berries and popped them in his mouth. "Kami, I think I've got it!"(AN: Feel a song coming up? I know I do.... )
Gohan starts to work on whatever concoction he's planning, whil singing--
"High, high, high up in the sky
There is a whale swimming 'round
And when he blows water from his spout
It comes down as rain
Big, big, big clouds up above
Looks like a giant octopus
The Sun's surprised to see it and
Fries it all up
Then a dinosaur comes and eats the fried octopus up
I feel good, really good
Don't know why but I feel really good
I feel good, really good
Don't know why but I'm really happy now
I feel good and I'm so smart
I can see so many different worlds
Even if I don't study at all
I can see wonderful worlds
Oh, I'm the greatest genius in the world--Hic, hic", (AN: They were alcoholic berries. ^ ^6 )
"Ah, at last my invention is complete!"(AN: Again picture, Dexter ) Gohan grinned as he held up a regular-sized beaker with a blue acidy-like substance foaming out of it. "Muahahahahahaha!!!" Gohan laughed maniacly as he grabbed the Seamonkey mix and ran toward the bathroom to pour the mix and his bastard-child of science into the tub. After doing so he heard several moans, howls and yells coming out of his parents bedroom, so he went to see if everything was alright. "Ahhhh! Okaa-San!!! Don't worry, I'll save you!! Get away from my mommy!!!"
"Gohan!" She yelled
"I'm not Gohan, I'm Gokou!" Gokou told her rather angrily.
"No, Gohan! He's right there!"
"Again!? Kuso!!!!", Gokou puts on some baggy sweatpants and drags Gohan outside the room by his collar. "Now what's so important that you had to interrupt your mother and I's uhh.... 'Together-Time'? And why are you glazed over like that? Gohan!?", Gokou sounding worried noticed his son's face took a green tint to it. "Oh, he's gonna puke!" He yelled as he grabbed Gohan once more and takes him to the bathroom to let him puke, only he was horrified at what he saw there...
10 Seconds before that--
"Kuso, I have to teach that boy not to barge into other people's bedrooms. I was almost 'there' too!" She said as she quickly threw some clothes on. "Hmph.. Mmph-pha-mmph!!!" ChiChi tried screamed as she saw a large purple monkey (AN: Picture an Oozaru but erm.. Smaller, and with Namek-Jin antenae ) with glowing blue eyes appear in front of her and clasp it's palm over her mouth to silence her then instantly disappear.
Back to the present--
"Chi!" Gokou yelled as he saw his wife in the arms of a huge ape-like creature, struggling to get out
"Gokou! Help me! I dun wanna touch it! It's big, ugly, and it's coloured a tacky purple! EEEEEEEK!!"
"I'll save you!" Gokou rushed forward only before he could reach her, it disappeared once more. "Damn it!" Gokou slammed his fist on the ground.
"Why don't you try to sense it's Ki?" Gohan asked, already haven thrown up.
"Damn, Gohan! Don't you think I tried that!?"
"Oh, yeah... Gomen." Gohan apologized
"Well, looks like I'm gonna need some help for this one, let's go."
(AN: I know I promised the Saiya-Jin no Ouji, or more commonly reffered to as Bejiita. But err I couldn't really fit him in anywhere in the chap. he'll be in the next, though. Scout's Honour! * Isn't a scout =\ * See ya next chap... I hope ;_; )
Intoxication and Experimentation Just Don't Mix
"Ah, finally a moment to ourselves!" ChiChi giggled happily as she walked toward her husband
"Hai, I thought we'd never be--", Gokou sweatdrops as he hears some heavy knocking on the door "--alone."
"Oh, don't answer it, I'm sure whoever it is would go away," ChiChi assured.
"No, your father won't"
"Papa!", ChiChi shouted happily as she ran to answer the door
"Hey, Hime, I got your monthly allowance here you know since uhh, your usband-hay can't ork-way since he's umb-day"(AN: Husband, Work, Dumb.... Pig Latin * Grin *)
"Now, father! Gokou supports Gohan and I just fine! And he's not dumb, just naive!"
"I'm dumb?", Gokou said, feeling hurt for the second time that day
"No, you're not, Gokou-Kun," ChiChi smiled reassuringly
"Okay!" Son Grin™ (AN: oO )
Meanwhile up in Gohan's room----
"Hmm, 'Add water into fishbowl, pour seamonkey mix into water and watch a world come alive right before your very eyes!'" Gohan read from the instructions on the back of the box. "That's just too simple, I gotta find a way to make it uhh.. What's that thing Kuririn said that other day?? Oh yeah, 'Mondo Cool!' " (AN: I don't think ANYONE would wanna own copyrights to that. n.n;; ) Gohan grinned cheesily, trying to copy his father. "Now to get to work..."
Living Room, again----
"So, why else did you come here?" ChiChi asked with a hint of suspicion
"No reason, just checking on my little girl!", Gyuu Maou exclaimed
"Well, 'your -little- girl' is fine", Gokou intruded, putting a sarcastic emphasis on 'little'
"He's right, I'm doing just fine with my Gokou here to protect me!", ChiChi smiled as Gokou wrapped his arm around her with a grin
"Well I suppose, you two are right... Well, I guess I'll be leaving now-- Oh yeah, there's another reason, I found some berries in the royal garden I thought the family might enjoy. So here!" Gyuu Maou hands the happy couple the sack of berries
"Wow, thanks, Otou-San!" ChiChi and Gokou spoke in unison for the second time that day
"Yeah, don't mention it." The giant waves good-bye as he takes his leave
"Well, I'll just save these for later..." ChiChi places the berries on the coffee table in the living room
Gohan's Room----
"Boy all this planning's got me hungry!" Gohan wiped sweat off his brow as he took off his 'Mr. Scientist' labcoat his mother got him for his birthday (AN: Uhh, picture 'Dexter's Laboratory' =\ )"I sure could use a snack!" Gohan walks downstairs and prepares a snack for himself. Knowing it would take a while before he finished picking out what food he wants, Gokou and ChiChi dash upstairs for some unfinished business (AN: I'd go more into detail, but this ain't a lemon. =\ )
Gohan placed a large hoagie and some glasses of chocolate milk on the table (AN: Some-- Multiply whatever number you're picturing by uhh, 5 then you've got it.) Gohan took no time in finishing his snack and starts to walk toward the living room coffee table.
"Oooh, what's this?" Gohan asked to himself as he picked up a few (AN: Few-- Again, multiply by 5. ^ ^6 )berries and popped them in his mouth. "Kami, I think I've got it!"(AN: Feel a song coming up? I know I do.... )
Gohan starts to work on whatever concoction he's planning, whil singing--
"High, high, high up in the sky
There is a whale swimming 'round
And when he blows water from his spout
It comes down as rain
Big, big, big clouds up above
Looks like a giant octopus
The Sun's surprised to see it and
Fries it all up
Then a dinosaur comes and eats the fried octopus up
I feel good, really good
Don't know why but I feel really good
I feel good, really good
Don't know why but I'm really happy now
I feel good and I'm so smart
I can see so many different worlds
Even if I don't study at all
I can see wonderful worlds
Oh, I'm the greatest genius in the world--Hic, hic", (AN: They were alcoholic berries. ^ ^6 )
"Ah, at last my invention is complete!"(AN: Again picture, Dexter ) Gohan grinned as he held up a regular-sized beaker with a blue acidy-like substance foaming out of it. "Muahahahahahaha!!!" Gohan laughed maniacly as he grabbed the Seamonkey mix and ran toward the bathroom to pour the mix and his bastard-child of science into the tub. After doing so he heard several moans, howls and yells coming out of his parents bedroom, so he went to see if everything was alright. "Ahhhh! Okaa-San!!! Don't worry, I'll save you!! Get away from my mommy!!!"
"Gohan!" She yelled
"I'm not Gohan, I'm Gokou!" Gokou told her rather angrily.
"No, Gohan! He's right there!"
"Again!? Kuso!!!!", Gokou puts on some baggy sweatpants and drags Gohan outside the room by his collar. "Now what's so important that you had to interrupt your mother and I's uhh.... 'Together-Time'? And why are you glazed over like that? Gohan!?", Gokou sounding worried noticed his son's face took a green tint to it. "Oh, he's gonna puke!" He yelled as he grabbed Gohan once more and takes him to the bathroom to let him puke, only he was horrified at what he saw there...
10 Seconds before that--
"Kuso, I have to teach that boy not to barge into other people's bedrooms. I was almost 'there' too!" She said as she quickly threw some clothes on. "Hmph.. Mmph-pha-mmph!!!" ChiChi tried screamed as she saw a large purple monkey (AN: Picture an Oozaru but erm.. Smaller, and with Namek-Jin antenae ) with glowing blue eyes appear in front of her and clasp it's palm over her mouth to silence her then instantly disappear.
Back to the present--
"Chi!" Gokou yelled as he saw his wife in the arms of a huge ape-like creature, struggling to get out
"Gokou! Help me! I dun wanna touch it! It's big, ugly, and it's coloured a tacky purple! EEEEEEEK!!"
"I'll save you!" Gokou rushed forward only before he could reach her, it disappeared once more. "Damn it!" Gokou slammed his fist on the ground.
"Why don't you try to sense it's Ki?" Gohan asked, already haven thrown up.
"Damn, Gohan! Don't you think I tried that!?"
"Oh, yeah... Gomen." Gohan apologized
"Well, looks like I'm gonna need some help for this one, let's go."
(AN: I know I promised the Saiya-Jin no Ouji, or more commonly reffered to as Bejiita. But err I couldn't really fit him in anywhere in the chap. he'll be in the next, though. Scout's Honour! * Isn't a scout =\ * See ya next chap... I hope ;_; )