Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ The King and Queen of the Baka's! ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: moonsaiyanprincess 
The adventure begins, the usual Bulma and Vegeta bickering! Very funny!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Romance / Hentai / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.03.2002 | Updated On: 07.03.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 892 | Status: Work In Progress
The adventure begins, the usual Bulma and Vegeta bickering! Very funny!
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Romance / Hentai / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.03.2002 | Updated On: 07.03.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 892 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z! There satisfied?
A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 1
The King and Queen of the Baka's!
"Vegeta for the last time, that cookie is mine!" screamed.
"Bitch your mistaken. It's mine!" Vegeta corrected.
"Says who?" Bulma asked.
"Me!"
"Who gives a flying fuck?"
"I do." Vegeta replied.
"So what!"
"Whatever."
"It's mine!"
"Shouldn't you be trying not to get fat?" Vegeta asked as he poked her stomach.
"How could you imply that I'm fat?" Bulma asked angrily.
"Well it's true!"
Bulma and Vegeta were in the kitchen fighting over something so juvenile, that they were bound to forget what they were arguing about minutes later. Vegeta continued to poke Bulma in the stomach to proove his insulting theory.
"See, fat!"
"You Bastard!" Bulma growled.
"Bitch!"
"Oh shove it King of the Baka's!"
"Same to you Queen of the Baka's!"
Mrs. Briefs was in the room the whole time listening the the future couple going at it .... again.
"Um Vegeta, Bulma?" Mrs. Briefs asked quietly.
"WHAT???" Bulma and vegeta screamed in reply and turned their heads.
"If you were the King and Queen of the Baka's, wouldn't that mean that you two are married?" Mrs. Briefs asked stupidly.
Vegeta and Bulma instantly silenced. They looked away from each other, occasionally glancing at each other and blowing razzberries at each other. Well Bulma was.
"I don't understand you two! Why do you two always have to fight like this. One of these days you'll learn to care for each other." Mrs. Briefs swore to them.
"Woman, spare me your pathetic dreams. Like I care. What I DO know is that I'll never care for a bitch, but I will atain Super Saiya-jin!" Vegeta corrected yet again.
"Hmph! Sure you will." Bulma muttered sarcasticly.
"What was that?"
"You heard me Vegeta, you'd never be able to do anything good for your life."
"We shall see won't we."
Bulma and Vegeta went their own ways. Bulma went to her lab, while Vegeta as usual went to the gravity room to continue his training.
In Bulma's Lab..............
"That stupid Monkey! He is such a jerk!" Bulma muttered to herself.
Bulma continued to fume to herself. She soon calmed down once she was in deep thought with her new project. It was one of the best things she ever invented.
"Finnaly something to be proud about today. My tool is now complete!"
As Bulma was praising her new work Vegeta was thinking. Thinking of ways to Kill. Ways to Kill Bulma.
"Blasting her to an oblivion would be a waste of strength, maybe I could twist her neck?" Vegeta pursued the evil thoughts. Vegeta began to ponder further until.......
"Malfunction!! Malfunction!!" The computer emotionlessly repeated. Which annoyed Vegeta more than he already was.
"Blasted piece of Metal. I better depart before I'm stuck in the damned infirmary again! I cant waste anymore time being 'healed' as the woman calls it."
Vegeta stood up and left the Gravity Room. He shut it down from the outside. As the purrs of the machine softened down and eventually stopped, Vegeta stomped towards Bulma's ki. Bulma was in her lab, still praising her newest masterpiece. Bulma twirled around in the air, singing and sighing in happiness. Vegeta stood at the doorway, gawking at Bulma's display.
"Woman, you can't go insane now. I need you to be somewhat intellegent to fix the Gravity Machine!" Vegeta growled.
"Somewhat Intellegent?" Bulma questioned.
"Why are you repeating everything I say?"
"If I have somewhat intellegence as you say, how did I create a masterpiece such as this?"
Bulma shoved her new creation in Vegeta's face to get a good look at it. Vegeta was getting really annoyed.
"If this....'Thing'? can't help me become a super saiya-jin faster then I have no concern for it." Vegeta replied.
"Forget you Vegeta! I fixed the Gravity Room yesterday."
"See I was right, you have limited knowledge."
"What? If I had limited knowledge I'd never would've been able to create this."
Bulma shoved her creation once again into Vegeta face. Now Vegeta was pissed.
"Woman, get that thing out of my face!"
Vegeta pushed his hand out into the air. The moment seemed as if it were in slow motion. Vegeta's hand knocked into Bulma's. Her creation jumped from her hand and into the endless atmosphere. Bulma groaned, (technically she screamed, but this is in slow motion, so shes gonna sound kind of low). Vegeta had his eyes closed in satisfaction. Bulma's eyes were wide as saucers, watching as her creation twirled and flipped in the air. Vegeta had his hands crossed over his chest, feeling good about himself. Tired of hearing Bulma's screaming, he openeed his eyes and looked at Bulma gawking at her invention. The tool began to tumble towards the ground, It did it's last flip then it landed on the floor on a big... blue... button!
Time goes back to normal..............
"Noooooo!"
"Woman quit your screaming." Vegeta growled as he clenched his hands over his ears.
"Vegeta why did you do it?" Bulma aksed with confused, fearful, and teary eyes.
"It's not like I killed you, although that's not a bad idea." Vegeta considered.
"Stop it Vegeta! This is serious!"
"Well what did you create?" Vegeta asked with the smallest amount of concern.
"I created a remote to travel through different.........."
Bulma couldn't finish what she was saying. The air began to become wavy. Bulma and Vegeta's bodies froze, Bulma continued to scream, while Vegeta had a looked of confused horror on his face. Could he have done something wrong? A light popped into the air and engulfed Bulma and Vegeta's bodies.
After the glow..........
Bulma and Vegeta's bodies re-apeared from the glow. Bulma's eyes were shut tightly, holding the remote in her hand. She felt a warmth surround her body. Vegeta was holding Bulma close to his chest. His eyes were shut aswell to prevent his eyes from going blind. The light dissolved, the air stopped waving and the air became still. Vegeta feeling that the inevitable had passed, he creaked a eye open slowly. No blinding light. He opened his eyes further, taking in his surroundings. His new surroundings.
"Woman?"
Vegeta asked in a warning tone. Bulma creaked her eyes open and felt the warmth leave her body. She felt a little cold so she wrapped her arms around herself.
"Care to finish what you were saying?"
"Like it matters!" Bulma pouted.
"Woman look around." Vegeta demanded.
Bulma looked around now taking in her new surroundings.
"Oh My God? Where are we?" Bulma asked.
"That's what I'd like to know."
Their surroundings were of a dark dessert. Sand, a few cactuses, a few bushes. No civilization, no people, no nothing.
"Well?"
"Um...like I was saying. I created a remote....where you can travel through many portals."
"Are you saying that we are in another portal, timeline? " Vegeta asked with more concern than before.
"Yes!" Bulma replied.
"Great going Wench?"
"Why are you saying this was my fault?"
"You created it." Vegeta pointed out.
"But you knocked it out of my hand and onto the floor." Bulma corrected.
The two continued to bicker about who's fault it was. When in fact it was actually both of their faults for being careless. They had no idea what would be ahead of them, on their long way home.
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W elp that's the first chapter. More where that came from. Please Review!
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Next time.............
Chapter 2
Even if you were the last man on earth!
"I got it!"
Bulma popped open one of her many capsules and threw it in the air. It deflated and became a bed set. She started to move things around in the cave and made the area very comfortable.
"There, now I'll have a place to sleep!" Bulma congratulated herself.
"You? I'm not sleeping out there!"
"Well sleep on the floor!" Bulma suggested.
"I'll do no such thing!"
"Well you're not sleeping with me in my bed!" Bulma replied.
"Oh yes I am! There's enough room for the both of us!" Vegeta pointed out.
"I wouln't sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth!" Bulma screamed into the small depths of the cave.
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Till then Ja ne' :)
A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 1
The King and Queen of the Baka's!
"Vegeta for the last time, that cookie is mine!" screamed.
"Bitch your mistaken. It's mine!" Vegeta corrected.
"Says who?" Bulma asked.
"Me!"
"Who gives a flying fuck?"
"I do." Vegeta replied.
"So what!"
"Whatever."
"It's mine!"
"Shouldn't you be trying not to get fat?" Vegeta asked as he poked her stomach.
"How could you imply that I'm fat?" Bulma asked angrily.
"Well it's true!"
Bulma and Vegeta were in the kitchen fighting over something so juvenile, that they were bound to forget what they were arguing about minutes later. Vegeta continued to poke Bulma in the stomach to proove his insulting theory.
"See, fat!"
"You Bastard!" Bulma growled.
"Bitch!"
"Oh shove it King of the Baka's!"
"Same to you Queen of the Baka's!"
Mrs. Briefs was in the room the whole time listening the the future couple going at it .... again.
"Um Vegeta, Bulma?" Mrs. Briefs asked quietly.
"WHAT???" Bulma and vegeta screamed in reply and turned their heads.
"If you were the King and Queen of the Baka's, wouldn't that mean that you two are married?" Mrs. Briefs asked stupidly.
Vegeta and Bulma instantly silenced. They looked away from each other, occasionally glancing at each other and blowing razzberries at each other. Well Bulma was.
"I don't understand you two! Why do you two always have to fight like this. One of these days you'll learn to care for each other." Mrs. Briefs swore to them.
"Woman, spare me your pathetic dreams. Like I care. What I DO know is that I'll never care for a bitch, but I will atain Super Saiya-jin!" Vegeta corrected yet again.
"Hmph! Sure you will." Bulma muttered sarcasticly.
"What was that?"
"You heard me Vegeta, you'd never be able to do anything good for your life."
"We shall see won't we."
Bulma and Vegeta went their own ways. Bulma went to her lab, while Vegeta as usual went to the gravity room to continue his training.
In Bulma's Lab..............
"That stupid Monkey! He is such a jerk!" Bulma muttered to herself.
Bulma continued to fume to herself. She soon calmed down once she was in deep thought with her new project. It was one of the best things she ever invented.
"Finnaly something to be proud about today. My tool is now complete!"
As Bulma was praising her new work Vegeta was thinking. Thinking of ways to Kill. Ways to Kill Bulma.
"Blasting her to an oblivion would be a waste of strength, maybe I could twist her neck?" Vegeta pursued the evil thoughts. Vegeta began to ponder further until.......
"Malfunction!! Malfunction!!" The computer emotionlessly repeated. Which annoyed Vegeta more than he already was.
"Blasted piece of Metal. I better depart before I'm stuck in the damned infirmary again! I cant waste anymore time being 'healed' as the woman calls it."
Vegeta stood up and left the Gravity Room. He shut it down from the outside. As the purrs of the machine softened down and eventually stopped, Vegeta stomped towards Bulma's ki. Bulma was in her lab, still praising her newest masterpiece. Bulma twirled around in the air, singing and sighing in happiness. Vegeta stood at the doorway, gawking at Bulma's display.
"Woman, you can't go insane now. I need you to be somewhat intellegent to fix the Gravity Machine!" Vegeta growled.
"Somewhat Intellegent?" Bulma questioned.
"Why are you repeating everything I say?"
"If I have somewhat intellegence as you say, how did I create a masterpiece such as this?"
Bulma shoved her new creation in Vegeta's face to get a good look at it. Vegeta was getting really annoyed.
"If this....'Thing'? can't help me become a super saiya-jin faster then I have no concern for it." Vegeta replied.
"Forget you Vegeta! I fixed the Gravity Room yesterday."
"See I was right, you have limited knowledge."
"What? If I had limited knowledge I'd never would've been able to create this."
Bulma shoved her creation once again into Vegeta face. Now Vegeta was pissed.
"Woman, get that thing out of my face!"
Vegeta pushed his hand out into the air. The moment seemed as if it were in slow motion. Vegeta's hand knocked into Bulma's. Her creation jumped from her hand and into the endless atmosphere. Bulma groaned, (technically she screamed, but this is in slow motion, so shes gonna sound kind of low). Vegeta had his eyes closed in satisfaction. Bulma's eyes were wide as saucers, watching as her creation twirled and flipped in the air. Vegeta had his hands crossed over his chest, feeling good about himself. Tired of hearing Bulma's screaming, he openeed his eyes and looked at Bulma gawking at her invention. The tool began to tumble towards the ground, It did it's last flip then it landed on the floor on a big... blue... button!
Time goes back to normal..............
"Noooooo!"
"Woman quit your screaming." Vegeta growled as he clenched his hands over his ears.
"Vegeta why did you do it?" Bulma aksed with confused, fearful, and teary eyes.
"It's not like I killed you, although that's not a bad idea." Vegeta considered.
"Stop it Vegeta! This is serious!"
"Well what did you create?" Vegeta asked with the smallest amount of concern.
"I created a remote to travel through different.........."
Bulma couldn't finish what she was saying. The air began to become wavy. Bulma and Vegeta's bodies froze, Bulma continued to scream, while Vegeta had a looked of confused horror on his face. Could he have done something wrong? A light popped into the air and engulfed Bulma and Vegeta's bodies.
After the glow..........
Bulma and Vegeta's bodies re-apeared from the glow. Bulma's eyes were shut tightly, holding the remote in her hand. She felt a warmth surround her body. Vegeta was holding Bulma close to his chest. His eyes were shut aswell to prevent his eyes from going blind. The light dissolved, the air stopped waving and the air became still. Vegeta feeling that the inevitable had passed, he creaked a eye open slowly. No blinding light. He opened his eyes further, taking in his surroundings. His new surroundings.
"Woman?"
Vegeta asked in a warning tone. Bulma creaked her eyes open and felt the warmth leave her body. She felt a little cold so she wrapped her arms around herself.
"Care to finish what you were saying?"
"Like it matters!" Bulma pouted.
"Woman look around." Vegeta demanded.
Bulma looked around now taking in her new surroundings.
"Oh My God? Where are we?" Bulma asked.
"That's what I'd like to know."
Their surroundings were of a dark dessert. Sand, a few cactuses, a few bushes. No civilization, no people, no nothing.
"Well?"
"Um...like I was saying. I created a remote....where you can travel through many portals."
"Are you saying that we are in another portal, timeline? " Vegeta asked with more concern than before.
"Yes!" Bulma replied.
"Great going Wench?"
"Why are you saying this was my fault?"
"You created it." Vegeta pointed out.
"But you knocked it out of my hand and onto the floor." Bulma corrected.
The two continued to bicker about who's fault it was. When in fact it was actually both of their faults for being careless. They had no idea what would be ahead of them, on their long way home.
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W elp that's the first chapter. More where that came from. Please Review!
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Next time.............
Chapter 2
Even if you were the last man on earth!
"I got it!"
Bulma popped open one of her many capsules and threw it in the air. It deflated and became a bed set. She started to move things around in the cave and made the area very comfortable.
"There, now I'll have a place to sleep!" Bulma congratulated herself.
"You? I'm not sleeping out there!"
"Well sleep on the floor!" Bulma suggested.
"I'll do no such thing!"
"Well you're not sleeping with me in my bed!" Bulma replied.
"Oh yes I am! There's enough room for the both of us!" Vegeta pointed out.
"I wouln't sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth!" Bulma screamed into the small depths of the cave.
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Till then Ja ne' :)