Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ Even if you were the last man on earth! ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

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A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.



Chapter 2
Even if you were the last man on earth!





"Ugh Why has such hell been bestowed upon me?" Bulma wailed sadly.


"You should talk! I'm stuck with you, that's enough hell for me!" Vegeta replied.


"Vegeta back off, I'm not in the mood!" Bulma screamed back to her new saiya-jin companion.


"Well neither am I. I could be training."


"Do you think iIcare about your problems?"


"Why can't we just leave now?" Vegeta asked.


"The remote takes a lot of energy to take you anywhere. This baby will need another 24 hours to recharge till we move to the next portal." Bulma sadly replied.


"And how are we suuposed to survive out here?" Vegeta asked.


"I knew you'd ask. I have some capsules. Thankfully!"


"Give them to me." Vegeta demanded.


"Like hell I will! You'd have to beg before I give you anything else in life!" Bulma replied back loudly.


"I'd never beg to the likes of you."


"Let's see how desperate you get."


Bulma traced doodles into the sand while sitting on the ground. What were she and Vegeta going to do? Moments passed between the two. All were in deep thought. The sound of the wind rustling by each being was all to be heard. The eery silence wouldn't last for long.


"Woman?"


"What Vegeta?"


"How many portals are there?" Vegeta asked calmly. Bracing himself for anything.


"To be honest I don't know. At a minimum there are 15. At a Maximum it's 25 to 100. Or more!"


"Just Great!" Vegeta muttered.


Vegeta fell on his back staring at the stormy skies in bordom. He had nothing to do. He wasn't in the mood to piss Bulma off. He was pissed himself. He was to hungry to try and train.


"Just when things couldn't get any worse!" Bulma commented.


It started to rain. More like pour. Bulma was getting drenched and growling with Vegeta in unison.


"Ugh! Why me?" Bulma screamed.


"You're overeacting over a little rain?" Vegeta asked.


"Vegeta Shut Up." Bulma replied back angrily.


Bulma stood in the rain. Pissed as ever.


"What could make this moment even worse?" Bulma asked herself.


"Woman Keep your trap shut!" Vegeta growled.


"Why?"


"Everytime you complain, hell stikes. Vegeta pointed out.


Too late. Large Lightning strikes started to attack the sandy earth. One bolt striked just a few inches beside Bulma.


"AAAHHHH!!!!" Bulma screamed.


Bulma got up and ran to Vegeta and held his waist. Vegeta looked down at the scared woman in his embrace. Another lightning striked right where Bulma was just sitting.


"Oh God! That could have...oh!"


Bulma fainted with her head leaning against Vegeta's chest.


"It's to late to pray that no more hell strikes isn't it?" Vegeta asked himself.


Another bolt striked. That was enough answer for Vegeta. He wasn't afraid of getting electrocuted, he was thinking of Bulma's saftey. Surprisingly! Vegeta picked up Bulma and held her small wet body close to him. He was really growing uncomfortable. He started looking around the vast desert area, nothing, wait, there was a hill.


Vegeta followed the hill to a little trench of water. Behind some boulders was a cave. It looked safe enough. He knealt Bulma down to the ground. He stared at her still form for a while. Her clothes were really clinging to her. Her hair was disheveled. She looked truly beautiful in her quiet essence. If only she could stay quiet, then her beauty would last longer. Vegeta thought.


Vegeta could tell from Bulma's small shivering, that heat was needed. Vegeta looked around the cave and collected stray pieces of wood and hay. He piled it up and made a small ki ball and started a small fire. Light flickered and danced upon the walls of the old, and forgotten cave. Vegeta pulled a old log towards the fire and sat there. Staring into the fire. Bulma continued to shiver. She needed more heat. Vegeta swallowed his pride. Hopefully Bulma would foget everything that had happened so far. Well that's what Vegeta had hoped for.


He picked Bulma up and held her in his lap. She snuggled more into his chest for warmth. Vegeta was enjoying this but he knew this was wrong. As arousing as Bulma's uncounsious movements were, this couln't happen. He become attracted to Bulma! Puhlease! Vegeta rubbed his hands on Bulma's cold arms. He'd have to take off some of Bulma's clothes, if she was to get warm. He unbuttoned her lab coat. That was soaking wet. He through it into a corner and it made a wet soggy plop on the sandy soil. But she had on a red long sleeved shirt, grey skirt, and a pair of boots.


Bulma had her grey pouch too. He was curious so he opened it up. A pair of glasses, the remote, a few pictures, Ah Ha! A white box of capsules. He snickered to himself. They would actually survive. But there was a pinging sensation. Was that guilt? Did he actually feel a little bad that he was going to eat all of Bulma's food? Nah! But...the feeling just wouldn't go away. Vegeta, living on earth for a while, learned a lot of things. He learned to read in japanese and english, and he learned how to work the capsules.

He read one capsule, it said food. He'd get to that later. The next capsule said clothes. That would come in handy later. Here it was. Blankets. He decapsulated the capsule and retreaved a blanket. He wrapped it around Bulma and laid her on the floor near the fire. Vegeta nudged Bulma in the side. She stirred a little but woke up. She whimpered a little. Her head was in a lot of pain. And she was freezing. She glanced around. She spotted a fire, her capsules scattered around all over the ground.


"Hey! What are you doing Vegeta?" Bulma wailed angrily with a painful headache.


"Well who knew when you'd wake up?"


Bulma was about to reply but Vegeta handed her a plate of food, straight from a capsule. She kept her mouth busy and ate her meal. When she was done with the remaining capsules she placed them back in the box. They'd be useful later when trapping food. She continued to warm herself up when she began to get tired again. She could tell that it would be time to go to sleep soon. She stood up and thought for a moment.


"What are you doing?" Vegeta asked curiously.


"I got it!"


Bulma popped open one of her many capsules and threw it in the air. It deflated and became a bed set. She started to move things around in the cave and made the area very comfortable.


"There, now I'll have a place to sleep!" Bulma congratulated herself.


"You? I'm not sleeping out there!"


"Well sleep on the floor!" Bulma suggested.


"I'll do no such thing!"


"Well you're not sleeping with me in my bed!" Bulma replied.


"Oh yes I am! There's enough room for the both of us!" Vegeta pointed out.


"I wouln't sleep with you even if you were the last man on earth!" Bulma screamed into the small depths of the cave.


Vegeta ignored her and stepped into the bed. The bed was a King size.


"Since you think you're getting away with murder, here are the words. Touch me and I'll make you're life a living hell." Bulma warned.


"Surley you don't think this is hell enough?" Bulma asked sweetly.


Bulma sighed and fell under the covers on the left of the bed. Right on the edge. Not wanting to be near Vegeta. Bulma fell into a deep sleep immediately. But during the night she began to get cold. It turns out that Vegeta was hogging all of the blanket. Bulma grabbed a hunk and continued to sleep. Well atleast she tried. For a certain part of the night, they kept pulling the blanket on each persons side. Growing tired and weak, they stoped pulling and surrendered to sleep. What world would they see tommorow?





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Next time.............


Chapter 3
You Never looked more Uglier Till Now!




"Gee Vegeta, I never knew you were to where curls." Bulma commented vegeta's new hair style.


"Looking like a whore's nothing to be proud of." Vegeta replied.


"Whore? I look like a civilizied woman of the 1700's!"


"Sure you do." Vegeta said sarcasticly.


Bulma and Vegeta arose from the shadows and entered the lively streets.


"They all must me killed. All of them. All witches must burn! Do any of you know of a witch?" A townsmen shouted.


Vegeta chuckled and pointed to Bulma.


"Is this true? Is she a witch?" The townsmen asked.


"Look at her!"


"Vegeta!!!" Bulma screamed.


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Till then Ja ne' :)