Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ You Never looked more Uglier Till Now! ( Chapter 3 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

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A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.



Chapter 3
You Never looked more Uglier Till Now!




Now here's something you never thought could occur, two people that hate each other are holding each other. There must be a reason why. And there is. After Bulma and Vegeta ended their bickering during the night, they surrendured to the darkness. Throughout the night, deep thought and anger rendered both Bulma and Vegeta in a deepless sleep. Only Kami knows what they did, yet they weren't aware. With both of their tossing and turning, the blanket landed between Bulma and Vegeta. During the night they both slithered under the blanket, coming closer to one another. Only they're bodies did what they thought was natural.


Morning soon came, well it was hard to tell with the ever moving stormy clouds. Vegeta was the first to stir beneath the sheets. Vegeta shook his head and cursed silently. The events of the night and day before flew through his head. He tried to move, but his body was imobile. His arms were full. The held Bulma's small frame. Bulma layed on Vegeta's chest, with a smile filled with content on her face. With each small movement Vegeta made, Bulma whimpered. Her warmth was leaving. Screw the blanket for all Bulma cared. She had warmth and didn't even realize it. With Bulma's small body snuggly against Vegeta's and her leg thrown over Vegeta's waist, he was truly in a interesting predictament.


*Why can't I force myself to move? This feeling of being near this creature couldn't possibly feel this wonderful! Could it?* Vegeta asked.


Vegeta thought it was best to hurry and get ready to leave. He didn't want to be in this stupid cave any longer. Vegeta quickly slipped from under Bulma's body. He brushed off his chest, as if Bulma infested him with some kind of disease. He knew it wasn't true. He gazed at her quivering body. He drew the covers over Bulma's body. Her shivering eased up a little. He turned and exited the entrance of the cave. He walked onto the open plain and stared at the stormy skies. Not sure what to think at the moment, he made use of the striking lightning. He began to train. He dodged the striking lightning to inhance his reflexes.



Back in the cave moments later...........



Bulma stirred under the covers. How come she felt so good one minute then felt empty. As if something left her or something. Bulma held her head and winced at the pain that coursed through her head. Obviously yelling at Vegeta half of the night proved to be a bad decision. She threw back the covers and took a stretch. She scratched her head and went over to a big boulder where her capsules were. She opened one capsule that contained toiletries. One of the things she retrieved was a medicene cabinet along with her tooth brush and tooth paste. Bulma took some medicene and brushed her teeth. Bulma cleaned up and prepared breakfast. Just as everything was served, Bulma realized that Vegeta wasn't around.


*No wonder the place seems happier!* Bulma thought contentedly.


Bulma took a peek out of the cave afraid that lightning would strike her. She looked over the vast desert area and spotted a moving objet that moved as fast as the lightning itself. It was Vegeta. Sweat running down his face, concentration in his face and mind. He was actually making the best of this situation.


"Vegeta get over here! I have breakfast." Bulma shouted.


Being a distraction to Vegeta was the biggest mistake Bulma ever made. After uttering her words, Vegeta stopped, glanced in Bulma's direction, then got electrocuted. Bulma turned away before she knew what occured. She was waiting for Vegeta to return when a smoky, singed, being entered the cave.


"AWWW! A monster!" Bulma screached.


Bulma not realizing it was Vegeta, so she grabbed the nearest thing she could get her hands on. A plate. She slammed it on his head!


"Dammit you blasted woman!" Vegeta growled in irritation.


Vegeta calmed his temper and approached the small table she had set up and took his food and leaned against one of the cave walls. Before Vegeta ate anything, he wet his index finger and thumb and squished the small flame at the very top of his singed hair. Bulma giggled at Vegeta's appearence. She tried to contian herself, but it was useless. Vegeta glared daggers at Bulma. She instantly stopped her giggling and ate her portion of food. Who knew what Vegeta's anger would bring him to do. Bulma and Vegeta ate quickly then stared at the device that was supposed to either take them home or take them to another world.


"Well?" Vegeta asked tiredly.


"What?"


"Can we go now?"


"Alright! Jeez!"


Bulma held out the remote in her hand and pressed the big blue button. Just like before a small light popped in the air. The ball of light grew larger and soon engulfed Bulma and Vegeta's bodies.



After the light............



Bulma opened her eyes slowly, Vegeta was beside her. It looked like they were in a alley of some sort. Behind a few buildings probably. Bulma listened. There was life, civilization. People! YAY! Bulma mentally shouted. Just what kind of world is this? Bulma turned to ask Vegeta, who also had a confused, yet relieved expression on his face. He probably was thinking the same thing she was thinking. For some odd reason the words Bulma wanted to speak just wouldn't come out. Her words were released with laughter... ridiculously and wild laughter.


"Woman what the hell is the matter with you?" Vegeta asked in a annoyed tone.


"Me?" *continues laughing* Bulma asked between her gulps of air.


"Yes you!" Vegeta replied.


"Gee Vegeta, I never knew you were to where curls." Bulma commented vegeta's new hair style.


"Looking like a whore's nothing to be proud of." Vegeta replied.


"Whore? I look like a civilizied woman of the 1700's!"


"Sure you do." Vegeta said sarcasticly.


Bulma and Vegeta arose from the shadows and entered the lively streets.


"They all must me killed. All of them. All witches must burn! Do any of you know of a witch?" A townsmen shouted.


Vegeta chuckled and pointed to Bulma.


"Is this true? Is she a witch?" The townsmen asked.


"Look at her!"


"Vegeta!!!" Bulma screamed.


Vegeta ignored Bulma's pleading and headed in the other direction.


"Vegeta where are you going?" Bulma shouted as a angry mob drew closer to her.


"Away"


"You can't go!"


Vegeta turned around, curious about Bulma's response.


"And why not?"


A mob of men and women jumped on Bulma and held her down. They tied her hands up behind her and began to pull her down the road.


"Because!"


"That's not a good reason!" Vegeta replied sweetly.


The crowd, more like mob, began chanting...


"Witch, Witch, You're a Bitch!" ...repeatedly.


Vegeta grinned with satisfaction.


"I think I'm going to like it here!" Vegeta said to himself.


"Get your ass back here!" Bulma screamed.


Vegeta had already walked down the street, turned a few corners and was headed to the local pub. Surely some liquor would calm him down.


"I propose we burn her. That'll teach her to spread her witchcraft!" A townsmen suggested.


"Vegeta, there going to kill me!" Bulma pleaded with the retreating figure.


The mob surrounded her and held her restrained body over their bodies and marched down the road, on their way to the Town Square.



At the pub..............



Vegeta looked at his reflection in a mirror that just happened to be on the bar. He shuddered in disgust.


"Kami I look like shit!" Vegeta declared.


"I wouldn't say that. For a man of your stature you look pretty sharp there! The bartender complimented.


"What do you mean stature?" Vegeta asked.


"Arean't you in politics?"


"Of course not!"


"Oh well." the bartender replied as he spit shined a glass mug, whcih made Vegeta feel even sicker.


Vegeta continued to sulk in his misery. Having curls was a new thing added to his list of things that he'd never want to happen to him again.


"Oh Mister?"


"Yeah?" Veget responded.


"Are you going down to the Town Square?"


"What for?"


"What for? There's another witch rally. They found another and are going to kill it!"


"Really? Describe this....thing." Vegeta asked amusedly.


"Well word travels fast. I heard from my friend's uncle's cousins brothers half sister. She said that the witch was a female. Had a mouth the size of a ocean. Also her eyes and hair were the color of the sky." the bartender said dreamily. "But since my friend's uncle's cousins brothers half sister has the ugliest mgu god ever scribled on a person, she also says that the witch's beauty is part of her witchcraft. that she's a beast to society and uses her beauty to corrupt anyone in her path!"


"That's all I wanted to here. I can believe the suining on society most definetely"


Vegeta rose from the bar. Obviously the liquor didn't phase him.


"Hey mister, where are you going?"


"Where else. I'm going to see a witch."


Vegeta left the bar and headed for the town square. He didn't want to fly there. It would cause a rucuss and besides he wanted to savor the moment of knowing Bulma would pay for her bitchiness. The bartender just realised something.


"That mister not only forgot to pay, but I forgot to tell him about how my friend's uncle's cousins brothers half sister will be there. Wait till he see's her mug! OOOOOOHHHHH!"



At the Town Square................



"Let me go!" Bulma pleaded.


The mob threw her to the ground. The men rustled her down to the ground and tied her hands to a large thick stick. They tied her ankles to the stick as well. They stuffed her mouth with a cloth. And kicked her in her stomach.


"A shame we have to kill her." One townsmen said.


"We must! For the saftey of our community." a second townsmen said.


The men picked up the stick and carried Bulma's body as if it were a piece of meat. The men stuck the end of the stick in the earth and let her dangle from her spot. The women and children carried large bunches of hay and piled it around Bulma's body. The children in disgust began to spit at the hay.


"Don't spit on the hay. It won't make the fire be as strong." The bartender's friend's uncle's cousins brothers half sister spoke.


*Yikes! What happened to this broad?* Bulma mentally insulted.


The children obeyed and took their places in the forming circle. Vegeta arrived in good time. He got a space in front of Bulma's body. Both of their eyes met. Vegeta's cold onyx eyes to Bulma's scared teary blue eyes. Vegeta wanted a better look at Bulma's defeat. He stepped into the center of the circle of people.


"What are you doing? The witch may get you!" A townsmen said warningly.


"Spare me your warnings."


"Why are you so close to her?" Another townsmen asked.


"I want a good look at the "witches" death." Vegeta replied.


The mob let Vegeta do as he pleased. Superstitions kept them from join Vegeta at his side. He steped closer to Bulma. Bulma's soft long curls swayed in the breeze along with her tears that didn't flow south, but east. Her hair was covering her mouth and only revealing her sad eyes. Vegeta felt that pinging in his soul again.


"May I have the honors?" Vegeta asked the townspeople.


Vegeta gestured his hands to Bulma.


"Be my guest!" a angry townsmen shouted.


The Townsmen tossed Vegeta two sticks to start the fire. Vegeta caught them easily and stared at them questioningly. Vegeta threw the stick at the air and shot them with one of his ki balls. The ashes fell upon the people. The mob started to panic and squirm about.


"We have been fooled. HE's the witch!" the bartender's friend's uncle's cousins brothers half sister shouted.


The mob started to grow restless and began to throw rocks at Vegeta. Vegeta never felt anything. Vegeta did form a ki ball and start the fire. Bulma with the hell scared out of her, fainted while clinging to the piece of wood.


"Finnaly!" Vegeta said to himself.


Knowing that Bulma had fainted, he levitated into the air, unwrapped the rope and held Bulma's lifeless body. The crowd began to scream and run from the area. One woman came running out of her home, with pots on her and her childrens heads. She was hurling pots and frying pans at Vegeta.


*Must me a relative of Kakarott's mate!* Vegeta wondered.


Vegeta levitated until he was above the clouds of the night. He picked up his pace and started to fly in the night air. He still wasn't sure what to do. Where were he and Bulma going to stay until Tommorow morning? He'd find a way to survive.





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There's the third chapter. To be honest, I'm releasing chapters everytime I earn ten more chapters. More reviews are appreaciated. The more reviews, the more chapters. Please Review! Ja ne'

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Next time.............


Chapter 4
Boom Shaka Lakalaka Boom Shaka Lakalaka?




"State your reason for being here?" Winter asked angrily. Men were scum to her in her eyes.


"I don't need to state my bussiness to someone the likes of you." Vegeta replied.


"Just like a man!"


"What is that supposed to mean?" Vegeta asked angrily.


"Just like a man to be clueless!" Summer concluded.


"You are a man. Is that right?" Fall asked.


"Why wouldn't I be?"


"We don't allow men in our tribe, village, or in our area." Spring made aware.


"What the hell?"


"Ladies, I say we take him to the goddess and let her decide his fate." Bulma suggested.


"I agree!" Winter shouted.


The women surrounded Vegeta's neck with there sharps spears and arrow heads. Vegeta wasn't sure of his speed so he agreed to "play" along with the women.


"We'll be sure to ask if we can burn him." Winter said.


"What?????" Vegeta screamed.



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