Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ Boom Shaka Lakalaka Boom Shaka Lakalaka? ( Chapter 4 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
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A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 4
Boom Shaka Lakalaka Boom Shaka Lakalaka?
Bulma stirred from her sleeping spot. She glanced around and found Vegeta gazing at the sunrise. Her stomach still hurt from yesterday. Why did those people have to kick her in her stomach? And so hard? Bulma stood up slowly and walked towards Vegeta.
"Are you ready to go?" Vegeta asked.
"Vegeta?"
"What woman?"
"I just wanted to know what happened." Bulma asked.
"What do you mean?"
"Well If I remember correctly, I was tied to a stick and was about to be burned, care to finish?"
"Oh yes! The fire started, you fainted, then when I revealed to the people that you were nothing more than a loly woman, they put the fire out and handed you to me as if you were a mere object." Vegeta lied.
"What???" Bulma screamed.
Bulma was more pissed to say the least. But she ignored her anger and kicked Vegeta in the back of his legs.
"Woman what was that for, even though it didn't hurt me." Vegeta asked.
"That's for you enjoying me die a slow death."
Bulma turned around and prepared breakfast for the both of them. Vegeta continued to stare out into the sun. The only reason he saved her was so that HE would get the pleasure of killing her. Not a bunch of townspeople. But he wouldn't say that.
Bulma and Vegeta ate quickly and packed there things. It was fortunate of Vegeta that he found a abandoned house away from villages. Bulma held the remote out into the air in her hand. She pressed on the button and that small ball of light popped into the air and engulfed Bulma and Vegeta's bodies.
After the light.................
Hot, flaming hot, clear skies, no breeze, blaring sun, burning sand, endless desert. That's all Vegeta could abserve.
"Where the hell is that woman?" Vegeta asked as he sat up.
Vegeta gazed down at his body, hoping that he wasn't wearing anything ridiculous. The last world proved to be just that. Vegeta released a sight when he realized that he was wearing long khaki pants that covered his feet along with a white tank top. He felt his hair. No curl in sight. He felt his side, he did have a canteen. He quickly opened it and held it over his mouth. Instead of having delicious cold water, hot, clammy sand fell into his mouth.
"Ugh!!!!" Vegeta growled.
Vegeta spit the sand out and kicked the sand in the air. The sand flew threw the air and blew in his face. His eyes specifically.
"Argh!!!"
Vegeta fell to the sandy earth and slammed his hands repeatedly in the grains of sand. Vegeta continued to growl to himself.
"Freeze!" Bulma shouted.
Vegeta tried to look up but he felt something sharp poking him in the back of his neck. He kept his hand down.
"If that's you woman, stop your follishness!"
"Can you believe this guy? What a man! And I don't mean that in a positive way!" Winter sneered.
"I tell ya, the only thing there good for is reproduction!" Summer replied.
"You said it!" Fall agreed.
"Who's there?" vegeta asked questioningly.
"Since we are women, of a superior race, we will be polite a intoduce ourselevs. I'm Winter. "
Vegeta looked up, Bulma pulled the spear back a little. He stared at all 5 women.
"I'm Fall."
"I'm Spring!"
"And I'm Summer."
Vegeta continued to stare at the women. The one known as Winter had white hair with light blue streaks, Fall had brown hair, Spring had light red hair, not quite pink, but a appealing color, and Summer had green hair in a pony tail. All the women were in little clothing. Slingshots in Vegeta's case.
"Well go on Bulma, introduce yourself." Winter suggested.
"Too late, I already know this garbage!" Bulma spat with disgust.
"You do? You know there's a penalty for even knowing a man right?" Fall reminded.
"Well she's new to our tribe, let's let her slide this once!" Spring said.
"Very Well." Winter agreed.
"Um guys?" Summer asked.
"What?" All four women asked in unison.
"What are we going to do with this guy?"
"Good question!" Spring agreed.
"State your reason for being here?" Winter asked angrily. Men were scum to her in her eyes.
"I don't need to state my bussiness to someone the likes of you." Vegeta replied.
"Just like a man!"
"What is that supposed to mean?" Vegeta asked angrily.
"Just like a man to be clueless!" Summer concluded.
"You are a man. Is that right?" Fall asked.
"Why wouldn't I be?"
"We don't allow men in our tribe, village, or in our area." Spring made aware.
"What the hell?"
"Ladies, I say we take him to the goddess and let her decide his fate." Bulma suggested.
"I agree!" Winter shouted.
The women surrounded Vegeta's neck with there sharps spears and arrow heads. Vegeta wasn't sure of his speed so he agreed to "play" along with the women.
"We'll be sure to ask if we can burn him." Winter said.
"What?????" Vegeta screamed.
The women pushed him through the desert, for what seemed like hours. Finnaly they reached a shaded area, filled with trees and exotic plants and animals. They continued through the jungle and entered the village. Vegeta saw all the women stare at him. Some women were scared, others were mad. Some mothers covered their children's eyes. Vegeta was pleased with the fearful reactions. Vegeta recieved evil glares and daggers from everyone. They approached a tent. Summer pushed back the flaps of the tent and pushed Vegeta inside.
Now that they were inside, Vegeta was pushed to to the ground. He never thought he would bow to anyone. There was another thing added to his list of things he'd never want to happen to him again. Vegeta looked up at a very exotic women in a throne like chair, being fanned by two women. Bulma stood behind Vegeta with the spear right behind, Vegeta's head. Vegeta continued to play along with this sharade. The four women with exotic names kneeled down beside Vegeta and infront of the woman of importance.
"Season, Goddess of beauty and the most superior race among the human race. Woman!" Winter declared.
"Women!" All the women sang in unision.
"While on search patrol, we came across a male. What should we do with him?" Summer asked.
"Well I don't know. Just kill him." Season Goddess replied.
The women were about to carry Vegeta when Bulma felt a painful pinging in her heart.
*Shouldn't I be happy that this bastard will die?* Bulma asked herself.
"Wait!" Bulma shouted.
Everyone looked at her like she was crazy. Bulma knew Vegeta could get away, but she just couldn't imagine Vegeta dead. It was a image that troubled her.
"What Bulma?" Fall asked.
"I...uh. I don't think he should die...so....so soon."
"Well then what do you propose?" Season Goddess asked.
"As stupid as he is"
Vegeta began to growl.
"Wouldn't he be useful to us somehow?"
"How?" Winter asked.
"Think about it you guys." Bulma suggested.
All the women thought long and hard.
"I think there is a way to delay this male's death." Season Goddess discovered.
"How?" Spring asked.
"It seems that there is a shortage in the village's population. He would be of help to our people if he were to "boost" our population." Season Goddess concluded.
"Splendid idea!" Winter agreed.
"Well then who will be first?" Summer asked.
"You know, the first to be with the male?" Fall asked aswell.
"I think it should be Bulma." Season Goddess suggested.
"Eeep? Why me?" Bulma asked pathetically.
"Well you suggested that we should spare his life somehow?"
"Well yeah but..why me?" Bulma continued to ask.
"To late, the decision has been made! Please Escort these two to the Mating Room." Season Goddess shouted.
"Mating Room?" Bulma and Vegeta asked questioningly in unison.
Bulma and Vegeta were escorted outside followed by Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall, and Season Goddess. Season Goddess entered the center of the village and got everyone's attention.
"Attention Ladies....and non-GentleMAN! It has been informed that the mating process will proceed at this time. These two *pointed to Bulma and Vegeta* will mate in the villages honor and bring forth more women for our village!"
The crowd screamed and hooted. Season Goddess shoved Bulma and Vegeta inside and she followed.
"Listen you two, precautions will be taken. If you try to escape you will be killed. Happy Mating!" Season Goddess cheered on.
Season Goddess left the tent. The shadows of two spears forming a 'X' infront of the flaps of the tent appeared.
"Let the mating begin!" Season Goddess shouted.
Another roar of screaming came and went. More female guards surrounded the tent with their spears in hand.
In the "Mating Room"...........
"Well?"
"Well what?" Vegeta asked.
"What are we going to do?"
"What else, mate?" Vegeta replied teasingly.
"Wha???" Bulma gulibly shouted.
Vegeta grabbed Bulma's waist and kissed her. He plunged his tounge into her warm sweet mouth. Bulma instantly melted into his arms. Bulma pulled her head back and looked into his eyes.
"You must have a plan?"
"I do." Vegeta huskily whispered, brushing his lips against Bulma's ear lobe. Sucking it gently, and making every hair on Bulma's body rise.
Vegeta gripped Bulma's waist and made her wrap her arms around his neck. Vegeta began to levitate into the air. He formed a ki ball and blasted the roof of the tent. Screams emitted from outside. Vegeta shot through the hole he made, with Bulma in his grasp, and flew into the sky. The women below tried to throw there spears at them but it didn't work. They were very displeased. Vegeta blasted through the clouds and air in search of a place to stay for the night.
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That was the fourth chapter. To be honest, I'm releasing chapters everytime I earn ten more chapters. More reviews are appreaciated. The more reviews, the more chapters. Please Review! Ja ne'
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Next time.............
Chapter 5
Tea , Rice , and Raining Men!
"Where is the woman?" Vegeta asked.
"If you mean Miss Bulma she's" Muyaki tried to say.
"Ah forget it, I'll find her!" Vegeta declared.
Vegeta stomped out of the hallway and headed outside.
"Wait.... she's in the Bath House." Muyaki finished to herself and the space Vegeta once consumed.
Vegeta was already outside and searched for Bulma's ki. He felt it in a seperate building. He slowly slided the doors back and peeked in. He wanted to scare her. That would give him his kicks for the day. Vegeta peeked from behind the screens. What he saw made him wish he hadn't peeked.
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I know, what a cliffhanger. Well review and the chapter will be out as soon as I reach 10 more reviews. Till then Ja ne' :)
A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 4
Boom Shaka Lakalaka Boom Shaka Lakalaka?
Bulma stirred from her sleeping spot. She glanced around and found Vegeta gazing at the sunrise. Her stomach still hurt from yesterday. Why did those people have to kick her in her stomach? And so hard? Bulma stood up slowly and walked towards Vegeta.
"Are you ready to go?" Vegeta asked.
"Vegeta?"
"What woman?"
"I just wanted to know what happened." Bulma asked.
"What do you mean?"
"Well If I remember correctly, I was tied to a stick and was about to be burned, care to finish?"
"Oh yes! The fire started, you fainted, then when I revealed to the people that you were nothing more than a loly woman, they put the fire out and handed you to me as if you were a mere object." Vegeta lied.
"What???" Bulma screamed.
Bulma was more pissed to say the least. But she ignored her anger and kicked Vegeta in the back of his legs.
"Woman what was that for, even though it didn't hurt me." Vegeta asked.
"That's for you enjoying me die a slow death."
Bulma turned around and prepared breakfast for the both of them. Vegeta continued to stare out into the sun. The only reason he saved her was so that HE would get the pleasure of killing her. Not a bunch of townspeople. But he wouldn't say that.
Bulma and Vegeta ate quickly and packed there things. It was fortunate of Vegeta that he found a abandoned house away from villages. Bulma held the remote out into the air in her hand. She pressed on the button and that small ball of light popped into the air and engulfed Bulma and Vegeta's bodies.
After the light.................
Hot, flaming hot, clear skies, no breeze, blaring sun, burning sand, endless desert. That's all Vegeta could abserve.
"Where the hell is that woman?" Vegeta asked as he sat up.
Vegeta gazed down at his body, hoping that he wasn't wearing anything ridiculous. The last world proved to be just that. Vegeta released a sight when he realized that he was wearing long khaki pants that covered his feet along with a white tank top. He felt his hair. No curl in sight. He felt his side, he did have a canteen. He quickly opened it and held it over his mouth. Instead of having delicious cold water, hot, clammy sand fell into his mouth.
"Ugh!!!!" Vegeta growled.
Vegeta spit the sand out and kicked the sand in the air. The sand flew threw the air and blew in his face. His eyes specifically.
"Argh!!!"
Vegeta fell to the sandy earth and slammed his hands repeatedly in the grains of sand. Vegeta continued to growl to himself.
"Freeze!" Bulma shouted.
Vegeta tried to look up but he felt something sharp poking him in the back of his neck. He kept his hand down.
"If that's you woman, stop your follishness!"
"Can you believe this guy? What a man! And I don't mean that in a positive way!" Winter sneered.
"I tell ya, the only thing there good for is reproduction!" Summer replied.
"You said it!" Fall agreed.
"Who's there?" vegeta asked questioningly.
"Since we are women, of a superior race, we will be polite a intoduce ourselevs. I'm Winter. "
Vegeta looked up, Bulma pulled the spear back a little. He stared at all 5 women.
"I'm Fall."
"I'm Spring!"
"And I'm Summer."
Vegeta continued to stare at the women. The one known as Winter had white hair with light blue streaks, Fall had brown hair, Spring had light red hair, not quite pink, but a appealing color, and Summer had green hair in a pony tail. All the women were in little clothing. Slingshots in Vegeta's case.
"Well go on Bulma, introduce yourself." Winter suggested.
"Too late, I already know this garbage!" Bulma spat with disgust.
"You do? You know there's a penalty for even knowing a man right?" Fall reminded.
"Well she's new to our tribe, let's let her slide this once!" Spring said.
"Very Well." Winter agreed.
"Um guys?" Summer asked.
"What?" All four women asked in unison.
"What are we going to do with this guy?"
"Good question!" Spring agreed.
"State your reason for being here?" Winter asked angrily. Men were scum to her in her eyes.
"I don't need to state my bussiness to someone the likes of you." Vegeta replied.
"Just like a man!"
"What is that supposed to mean?" Vegeta asked angrily.
"Just like a man to be clueless!" Summer concluded.
"You are a man. Is that right?" Fall asked.
"Why wouldn't I be?"
"We don't allow men in our tribe, village, or in our area." Spring made aware.
"What the hell?"
"Ladies, I say we take him to the goddess and let her decide his fate." Bulma suggested.
"I agree!" Winter shouted.
The women surrounded Vegeta's neck with there sharps spears and arrow heads. Vegeta wasn't sure of his speed so he agreed to "play" along with the women.
"We'll be sure to ask if we can burn him." Winter said.
"What?????" Vegeta screamed.
The women pushed him through the desert, for what seemed like hours. Finnaly they reached a shaded area, filled with trees and exotic plants and animals. They continued through the jungle and entered the village. Vegeta saw all the women stare at him. Some women were scared, others were mad. Some mothers covered their children's eyes. Vegeta was pleased with the fearful reactions. Vegeta recieved evil glares and daggers from everyone. They approached a tent. Summer pushed back the flaps of the tent and pushed Vegeta inside.
Now that they were inside, Vegeta was pushed to to the ground. He never thought he would bow to anyone. There was another thing added to his list of things he'd never want to happen to him again. Vegeta looked up at a very exotic women in a throne like chair, being fanned by two women. Bulma stood behind Vegeta with the spear right behind, Vegeta's head. Vegeta continued to play along with this sharade. The four women with exotic names kneeled down beside Vegeta and infront of the woman of importance.
"Season, Goddess of beauty and the most superior race among the human race. Woman!" Winter declared.
"Women!" All the women sang in unision.
"While on search patrol, we came across a male. What should we do with him?" Summer asked.
"Well I don't know. Just kill him." Season Goddess replied.
The women were about to carry Vegeta when Bulma felt a painful pinging in her heart.
*Shouldn't I be happy that this bastard will die?* Bulma asked herself.
"Wait!" Bulma shouted.
Everyone looked at her like she was crazy. Bulma knew Vegeta could get away, but she just couldn't imagine Vegeta dead. It was a image that troubled her.
"What Bulma?" Fall asked.
"I...uh. I don't think he should die...so....so soon."
"Well then what do you propose?" Season Goddess asked.
"As stupid as he is"
Vegeta began to growl.
"Wouldn't he be useful to us somehow?"
"How?" Winter asked.
"Think about it you guys." Bulma suggested.
All the women thought long and hard.
"I think there is a way to delay this male's death." Season Goddess discovered.
"How?" Spring asked.
"It seems that there is a shortage in the village's population. He would be of help to our people if he were to "boost" our population." Season Goddess concluded.
"Splendid idea!" Winter agreed.
"Well then who will be first?" Summer asked.
"You know, the first to be with the male?" Fall asked aswell.
"I think it should be Bulma." Season Goddess suggested.
"Eeep? Why me?" Bulma asked pathetically.
"Well you suggested that we should spare his life somehow?"
"Well yeah but..why me?" Bulma continued to ask.
"To late, the decision has been made! Please Escort these two to the Mating Room." Season Goddess shouted.
"Mating Room?" Bulma and Vegeta asked questioningly in unison.
Bulma and Vegeta were escorted outside followed by Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall, and Season Goddess. Season Goddess entered the center of the village and got everyone's attention.
"Attention Ladies....and non-GentleMAN! It has been informed that the mating process will proceed at this time. These two *pointed to Bulma and Vegeta* will mate in the villages honor and bring forth more women for our village!"
The crowd screamed and hooted. Season Goddess shoved Bulma and Vegeta inside and she followed.
"Listen you two, precautions will be taken. If you try to escape you will be killed. Happy Mating!" Season Goddess cheered on.
Season Goddess left the tent. The shadows of two spears forming a 'X' infront of the flaps of the tent appeared.
"Let the mating begin!" Season Goddess shouted.
Another roar of screaming came and went. More female guards surrounded the tent with their spears in hand.
In the "Mating Room"...........
"Well?"
"Well what?" Vegeta asked.
"What are we going to do?"
"What else, mate?" Vegeta replied teasingly.
"Wha???" Bulma gulibly shouted.
Vegeta grabbed Bulma's waist and kissed her. He plunged his tounge into her warm sweet mouth. Bulma instantly melted into his arms. Bulma pulled her head back and looked into his eyes.
"You must have a plan?"
"I do." Vegeta huskily whispered, brushing his lips against Bulma's ear lobe. Sucking it gently, and making every hair on Bulma's body rise.
Vegeta gripped Bulma's waist and made her wrap her arms around his neck. Vegeta began to levitate into the air. He formed a ki ball and blasted the roof of the tent. Screams emitted from outside. Vegeta shot through the hole he made, with Bulma in his grasp, and flew into the sky. The women below tried to throw there spears at them but it didn't work. They were very displeased. Vegeta blasted through the clouds and air in search of a place to stay for the night.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
That was the fourth chapter. To be honest, I'm releasing chapters everytime I earn ten more chapters. More reviews are appreaciated. The more reviews, the more chapters. Please Review! Ja ne'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Next time.............
Chapter 5
Tea , Rice , and Raining Men!
"Where is the woman?" Vegeta asked.
"If you mean Miss Bulma she's" Muyaki tried to say.
"Ah forget it, I'll find her!" Vegeta declared.
Vegeta stomped out of the hallway and headed outside.
"Wait.... she's in the Bath House." Muyaki finished to herself and the space Vegeta once consumed.
Vegeta was already outside and searched for Bulma's ki. He felt it in a seperate building. He slowly slided the doors back and peeked in. He wanted to scare her. That would give him his kicks for the day. Vegeta peeked from behind the screens. What he saw made him wish he hadn't peeked.
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I know, what a cliffhanger. Well review and the chapter will be out as soon as I reach 10 more reviews. Till then Ja ne' :)