Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ It's to Freaking Cold! ( Chapter 6 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
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A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.



Chapter 6
It's to Freaking Cold!




Like before the light engulfed their bodies and they were on their way to the next world. Vegeta opened his eyes and saw that he was in the clothes that he was wearing when he first got into this mess. A white wife beater with khaki's. He looked like he was in a ice house of some sort. It was really cold. Why did he have on such a small amount of clothes? It was beyond him. Bulma was beside him in the same clothes she had on to. A leather skirt, her lab coat, black scarf, a red halter top, black boots, and her glasses.


"Where the hell are we?" Bulma muttered to herself.


"I was about to ask you."


"If I knew where we were, I wouldn't be asking vegetable head!"


"Don't start with me woman!" Vegeta warned.


Bulma and Vegeta held themselves to keep themselves warm. But to no avail it didn't work. Vegeta looked around. The igloo was was pretty small. He couldn't stand up in it. There was a big sleeping bag, a kettle over frozen wood, and a poster of a penguin holding a Budweiser bottle. This was about the most screwed up place he and Bulma had entered.


"Wha - What are we gonna do?" Bulma asked in a scared tone.


"I don't, but I'm gonna heat myself up by increasing my ki." Vegeta said confidently.


Vegeta tried to increase his ki but he couldn't.


"What the hell?" Vegeta screamed to himself.


"So much for warming up huh?" Bulma said sarcastically.


"Why can't I increase my ki?"


"I don't know?" Bulma shouted.


Vegeta tried to levitate, form a ki ball, anything that would've been a snap for him usually. But it didn't work.


"I feel like a weakling. A human. that's it! I bet I'm a human!" Vegeta discovered.


"Stop it Vegeta! Stop acting histerical!"


"If I'm a human, I'll die of cold." Vegeta worried.


"Not if we warm ourselves up." Bulma reasured.


"And how are we supposed to do that?"


"Well I plan on using this sleeping bag!"


Bulma grabbed the sleeping bag and entered it. She snuggled up in it and zippened the zipper.


"Well what about me?"


"I don't know Vegeta." Bulma said honestly.


"Let me use that warm bag thing." Vegeta asked.


"One it's a sleeping bag, and two you won't be joining me until you do me a favor."


"Wha - What kind of favor?" Vegeta growled during his lack of control.


"Oh... call me by my name and say the opposite of what you usually say to me."


"NANI?????" Vegeta screamed.


"You heard me!"


Vegeta was desperate for warmth. He didn't care if he had to be stuck with her literally. He just wanted to be warm dammit!!


"Fine then woman...B-B..." Vegeta stuttered.


"Come on! It's not that hard to say!"


"Fine the.... Bulma!!" Vegeta shouted.


Vegeta sighed and wiped the thin layer of cold sweat off his brow. Bulma sweatdropped at Vegeta's display.


"Now the other part of the deal." Bulma pointed out.


"What??"


"You know..."


*growl!* "You are one of the most beautiful women that ever grazed the earth."


Bulma was touched. Vegeta said all of those words as if he truly meant it. Bulma was on the brink of tears.


"Now out of the way woman! I'm cold!!" Vegeta demanded.


Vegeta unzipped the zipper quickly. Bulma's body was sprawled out and inviting. Vegeta froze for a milli-second. He brushed off whatever thought he was thinking and proceeded to warm himself. For the remainder of the day, basically 3 hours. Bulma and Vegeta didn't looked at each other. They had they're backs to each other. Bulma knew that if she fell asleep she would probably be to weak to wake up.


"V-Vegeta?"


Vegeta didn't respond. Bulma was begining to get worried.


"Vegeta??"


Bulma flipped over and flipped Vegeta over. He was asleep and his lips were pale blue.


"Vegeta wake up!" Bulma screamed.


Bulma slapped Vegeta awake.


"Wha...What was that for?" Vegeta asked sleepily.


"No offense, but I don't want to be in a sleeping bag with a dead corpse!


Vegeta and Bulma were now facing each other. They breathed on each other. It was a little comfort.


"I don't think we'll be able to survive for another few hours." Bulma admitted.


"Then what do you propose we do?"


"I hate to say this but *gulp* .... body heat is what we need."


"Meaning???"


"We may have to strip and hold each other to stay warm." Bulma spilled.


Bulma said it in a unaudible whisper. Vegeta luckily was able to hear. Vegeta placed a smirk on his face.


"If that's what we have to do to survive...then so be it." Vegeta said calmly.


Vegeta slipped his shirt off, followed by his khaki pants. Bulma gulped.


*Maybe this was a bad idea?* Bulma said to herself.


Vegeta then peeled his frozen boxers off and through them at the kettle without a care. The clinging noice of the frozen fabric making contact to the frozen kettle startled Bulma.


"Now it's you're turn." Vegeta said huskily.


Vegeta said it with eagerness in his voice. Bulma didn't like that one bit.


"Don't try anything stupid!" Bulma warned.


Bulma slipped her lab coat off, followed by her shirt, then skirt. She was left in her underware.


"There are you happy now?"


"Ah Ah Ah!" *waving finger in front of Bulma*


Bulma growled to herself, rolled her eyes and began to strip. She unclapsed her bra then pulled her panties off. She through them over to Vegeta's boxers, making a pile. Vegeta shivered when he saw her under garments. He didn't shiver from the cold, but in delight.


"Now come here!" Bulma muttered.


"Huh??"


Bulma hugged Vegeta's body for warmth. He was really warm. Kinda like a teddy bear with some large flaws. The cold air made his length very stiff, Bulma's body made him hard. His hands landed on her back warming her back and reveling in her soft skin. Her nipples were so hard and stiff because of the cold. Against his chest her pebbles were stabbing him. His arousal was so hard, Vegeta wanted Bulma so bad, but he reminded himself that he was only naked in a sleeping bag, in a igloo, in the middle of no where, where it was freaking cold, only to survive. Bulma noticed his arousal pressed against her thigh.


"Is there something your not telling me?"


"Why would you think that?" Vegeta asked seductivly.


"Well for one thing YOU are stabbing me, if you know what I mean."


"Absurd woman!" Vegeta said sarcastically.


Bulma stared at the ceiling thinking. She thought and thought. Vegeta looked at her concentrated face.


"What are you thinking about?"


"We can't just sit here doing nothing. Sure we are a little warmer, but it's not enough!"


"Are you suggesting something?" Vegeta asked.


Vegeta said it with curiousity in his voice. Bulma wasn't catching onto his questioning tone.


"Well I was thinking we could do some kind of activity. Maybe rub each others backs or something."


"I have a better idea." Vegeta breathed on Bulma's ear.


"What?"


Vegeta grabbed Bulma's right thigh and rubbed his hands up and down it. Bulma gasped at Vegeta's sudden move.


"Oh no....no way mister...I'm desperate for warmth,....but not THAT DESPERATE!" Bulma screamed.


"Suit yourself!"


Vegeta pulled his hand away from Bulma's thigh leaving it colder than it was before.


"Okay, Okay I get the point. Maybe we can just rub each other." Bulma settled.


*Sure then after rubbing your body all over, you'll be begging me* Vegeta thought to himself.


"Perhaps."


Vegeta grabbed Bulma's waist and rubbed the small of her back and her hips. Bulma was determined to hold back a moan, but her face betrayed her.


"Obviously you're enjoying this."


"You enjoy getting me mad don't you?" Bulma asked.


"How did you guess?" Vegeta asked sweetly.


The way he said it angered Bulma even more. He said it as if he were innocent. Please!


"Vegeta! You're not going to seduce me!"


"What makes you think I'm attempting to seduce such a ugly creature such as yourself?"


"You mean, you're not effected by being with me, skin to skin, in a sleeping bag, in frozen hell?"


"Of course not!" Vegeta replied.


"You're lying!"


"What if I am seducing you? You can't seduce me. I'm much stronger than you!"


"Wanna bet?"


Bulma bravely grabbed Vegeta's frozen member in her hand. Vegeta growled, from ecstasy and anger.


"How dare you?"


"I'm quite the aggresive one when I need to be" Bulma whispered breathlessly.


"I can see that, but I still will win this little game you started."


"I started? Please."


Vegeta reached for Bulma's left breast, brushing the underside with his thumb. Bulma moaned softly. She couldn't hold it in any longer.


"What did I tell you! You humans are so weak!" Vegeta insulted.


"You're one of us right now, welcome to the dark side!" Bulma said teasingly.


Bulma pulled Vegeta close to her and dug her nails savegly over Vegeta's tail spot. His hips bucked up to Bulma's lower half, begging for release.


"But...how?"


"Same thing with Goku. How do you think I got back at him whenever he screwed up? After his tail was cut off I found it to be a weak point. I assume all saiyajins are alike." (In my fic, Bulma finds out that Goku looked at her naked body while she was asleep, and gets him back)


"You are most correct. Enough games." Vegeta growled.


"Huh?"


Vegeta lowered himself to Bulma's chest and flicked his tounge back and forth over the frozen nub. His tounge's motions were that of a kitten to a bowl of warm milk. Little licks, that were arousing and appealing.


"You WILL pay you know."


"I....I" Bulma stuttered.


Vegeta went lower and seperated Bulma's folds. (That sleeping bag was kind of big you know!) He kissed it tenderly before darting his tounge inside of her. Bulma howled inside the depths of the igloo. She grasped Vegeta's head hoping he wouldn't leave her. Vegeta wrapped his tounge around her clit and flicked his tounge over it like it was a cowbell. Bulma screamed bloody murder.


"Have you learned you're lesson?"


"Not quite."


Bulma wrapped her arms around Vegeta's neck and her left leg around Vegeta's waist.


"You've always been such a naughty girl." Vegeta replied.


Bulma chuckled lightly and arched her hips up to Vegeta asking him to continue.


"Vegeta??"


Bulma said his name so tenderly. She cupped his face in his hands and looked into his eyes. She was begging him yes, but not for release, but for something else. Vegeta pushed the head through her frozen lips. He marveled at the warmth. With every inch he filled her with, she hugged him tighter. Once he was completely inside of her, he stayed there. She was so warm, more like hot.


Everything he had guessed about her was true. And the tightness, don't get Vegeta started on that. He felt energized, he felt hot. This was about the most wonderful thing he had ever experienced. Sure he had had sex before, but not with someone like Bulma. Bulma forgot about the cold and concentrated on this feeling.


"Warm....." Vegeta whispered.


"Ugh....." Bulma groaned.


Each of them were in their own little world, enjoying what the other had to offer. Sweat rolled down both of their bodies, power seared through Vegeta.


"Mmmm....Vegeta, yes yes."


"Yes my sweet!"


"Dammit you baka!" Bulma said in a frustrated state.


"Keep going."


"Vegeta....Vegeta?.....VEGETA???"



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Vegeta shot up into a upright position clutching his chest and his breathing was uneven. He felt his chest.


*What the?* Vegeta thought to himself puzzeledly.


Vegeta felt his chest one more time. He had on his shirt. His pants were on too, yet they were a little sticky, but the chilling air forze them. He looked at Bulma's angry blue orbs for questions.


"Woman...I thought we..."


"We what Vegeta? I've been trying to get you up for the past 30 minuets. I don't want you to freeze to death you know!"


Vegeta leaned into Bulma's ear and whispered "Well then maybe I could warm you up?"


"Yeah right! I'd never sleep with you baka!"


Bulma slapped him on the cheek and laid back down trying to get warm. Vegeta felt the stinging on his cheek.


*It felt so real....SHE felt so real. Why?*


Vegeta was mad. The dream affected him more than he could ever imagine. He laid back down aswell, with his back to Bulma and thought. They remained silent for many hours until it was okay to change to the next world.



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That was the sixth chapter. I know what you're thinking... "You bitch! Making Vegeta go through that! You should be drug out into the street and be shot!". Well that's just part of my job. Keeping you people interested in what I have to write. There will be more of there in the future, aswell as lemons. Just stay tuned! Till then Ja ne' :) Please Review! Ja ne'

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Next time.............


Chapter 7
Now who's screwed up?




"You blasted woman! Answer me!"


"Duh?????"


"Forget you!" Vegeta gave up.


Vegeta decided he'd leave Time Portal Bulma and go to his gravity chamber. He understood the hell that would take place in this time portal, but could he take it? He walked into a warm body, it was himself. His time portal self.


"Out of my way me!"*What the hell am I saying?* Vegeta thought crazily.


"Oh I'm very sorry. I only came here because you were hurting Bulma. A lady needs respect." Time Portal Vegeta pointed out.


"Hey guys!" Bulma shouted.


"Woman, how much longer till we leave?" Vegeta asked.


"Sorry Vegeta, but it'll be a good long while. So this is your opposite?" Bulma observed.


"It's a pleasure to meet you. I know the real you, but more Bulma's the better I say." Time Portal Vegeta complimented.


Time Portal Vegeta kissed Bulma's hand, she blushed.


"I wan't to stay, I'll never get the chance to have a Vegeta being nice and curtious to me."


"Damn you Woman!" Vegeta growled.


"Peanut Butter?" Time Portal Bulma shouted.


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A Little screwed up, but that's the preview. ja ne'