Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ Now who's screwed up? ( Chapter 7 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: moonsaiyanprincess 
I'm tired of writting summaries.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Romance / Hentai / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.17.2002 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 438 | Status: Work In Progress
I'm tired of writting summaries.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Sci-fi / Romance / Hentai / Fantasy / Comedy / Adventure | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.17.2002 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 438 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I don't own Dragonball Z! There satisfied?
A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 7
Now who's screwed up?
The light engulfed their bodies and they were sent to the next world. This world was perfect, it was stupendous, it was.....
"Were home!" Bulma rejoiced!
Bulma jumped up from the grass and took in her surroundings. She saw her home, even Vegeta's Gravity Room. She hugged the metal dome and sighed happily.
"Finnaly this nightmare is over."
Vegeta hmphed, he wasn't to happy about their adventures ending so suddenly. He was actually enjoying himself. After Bulma was finished placing kisses on the Gravity Room she stepped back and sighed happiliy yet again. Bulma looked to the door and saw Mrs. Briefs stepping out of the house, smoking a cigarett.
"Oh Mom it's so good to see you, um...are you smoking a cigarette?"
"Gee your a smart girl?" Mrs. Briefs said sarcastically with a scratchy voice.
"What's wrong with you? You're usually happy and chirpy?"
"I've never in my life been like that! What's wrong with you? By now you would have said something stupid like 'peanut butter' or 'Duh... I like cheese and lint?'" Mrs. Briefs narrowed her eyes.
"What the hell?" Bulma and Vegeta yelled.
"I'm one of the most intellegent people in the world!" Bulma shouted back.
*chuckles* "Yeah right! You and you're father are about the most stupidest people in the world!"
"How dare you?!" Bulma growled.
Vegeta leaned into Bulma's ear.
*whisper* "Something's not right here."
*whisper* "I've already concluded that already!"
"Woman? I demand you tell us what the hell is going on here!" Vegeta growled to Mrs. Briefs.
"Hold up here! You're Vegeta right?"
"Of course I'm me wench!"
"Well this is a first, you're cussing and you not being polite?"
"I'm not like that!" Vegeta reasured.
"Oh Please! You've always been a weakling. When you first came here, you were no threat, Goku beated you easily, then you call yourself a Z fighter afterwards? You can't even fly!" Mrs. Briefs corrected.
"What are you talking about?"
"I don't have time for both of you're little games or whatever, I have to go get another pack of cigaretts and some more liquor!"
Mrs. Briefs stomped off, leaving Bulma and Vegeta's mouths gaping.
"Did I just hear and see what I just thought." Bulma asked herself and Vegeta.
"I don't know, but obviously we aren't home!"
"I think I know what's going on here."
"Care to explain?"
"Hold on now! Think about it. From what we have already heard....and seen, this isn't normal!"
"Duh!" Vegeta shouted.
"Anyway, my mom is acting the opposite of what she usually acts, my father and I act the opposite that we usually act, and .....*giggle* you act like....*chuckling*.....a.....*uncontrolable laughter*.....A GENTLEMAN?" Bulma collapsed as her fits of laughter took over her body.
Bulma fell to the ground and continued to clutch her stomach. She couldn't stand how hard she was laughing.
"Quit the hysterics woman, we've gotta get out of here!"
*wipes tears away* "I know that! But we can't leave until the remote is fully charged." Bulma said regrettfully.
Vegeta growled and left.
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to train and eat."
Vegeta stepped up to the Gravity Room door and was about to enter when Goku ran over him.
"Oh! Vegeta! I didn't see you there! Your weak ki didn't phase me!" Goku sneered.
"How dare you Kakarott!"
"How dare you! Everyone knows that your weak! And you think you can handle the gravity in the Gravity Room? Then you truly are stupid!"
"Leave him alone Goku!" Bulma shouted back.
"I can handle my own battles woman!" Vegeta growled.
"Bulma, did I just hear you sound intellegent?" Goku narrowed his eyes in suspicion and wonder.
"Damn straight!"
"That's a first! But anyways out of the way Vegeta, I have training to do!" Goku shouted.
Goku shoved Vegeta off the platform and entered the Gravity Room.
"What the hell just happened?"
"I don't know?" Bulma replied.
The day was passing and Bulma and Vegeta considered making the most of it. Bulma went to find her dumb self, as well as Vegeta. Vegeta stepped onto the patio and saw Bulma or what he thought was Bulma.
"Woman?"
"....."
"Dammit Woman?" Vegeta's volume grew.
"AWWWWWW!"
"NANI???"
"You said a bad word! Aw!" Time Portal Bulma screamed.
"Nan de mo, anyway, where is my dumbself?!"
"Duh....???"
"You blasted woman! Answer me!"
"Duh?????"
"Forget you!" Vegeta gave up.
Vegeta decided he'd leave Time Portal Bulma and go to his gravity chamber. He understood the hell that would take place in this time portal, but could he take it? He walked into a warm body, it was himself. His time portal self.
"Out of my way me!"*What the hell am I saying?* Vegeta thought crazily.
"Oh I'm very sorry. I only came here because you were hurting Bulma. A lady needs respect." Time Portal Vegeta pointed out.
"Hey guys!" Bulma shouted.
"Woman, how much longer till we leave?" Vegeta asked.
"Sorry Vegeta, but it'll be a good long while. So this is your opposite?" Bulma observed.
"It's a pleasure to meet you. I know the real you, but more Bulma's the better I say." Time Portal Vegeta complimented.
Time Portal Vegeta kissed Bulma's hand, she blushed.
"I wan't to stay, I'll never get the chance to have a Vegeta being nice and curtious to me."
"Damn you Woman!" Vegeta growled.
"Peanut Butter?" Time Portal Bulma shouted.
"Come on Vegeta! This isn't so bad!" Bulma tried to reason.
"Easy for you to say!"
"How about we leave Capsule Corp and get away from all of this for a while?"
"Maybe, but I'm hungry." Vegeta muttered.
"Don't fret my friend, Bulma can fix the best food of your life!" Time Portal Vegeta pointed out.
"You're kidding right?" Vegeta asked.
"NANI???" Time Portal Bulma and Normal Bulma screamed in unison.
"Of course!"
"He's right?" Bulma asked.
Everyone turned to normal Bulma. Time Portal Bulma just sticked her thumb in her ear and licked her lips.
"Since everyone is opposite....."
"And you're cooking usually would kill people, Time Portal Bulma's cooking will be digestable." Vegeta concluded.
*shruggs* "Uh...Yeah!"
"Then it's settled?" Time Portal Vegeta asked.
Everyone entered the kitchen, and Time Portal Bulma made a meal that made Vegeta almost cry. Not cry from despair, but from delight.
"Vegeta, is that a tear?" Bulma asked in a surprised tone.
*wipes it away* "No. I'm just amazed! It's possible that you are able to cook food that poor people wouldn't give back."
Bulma knew Vegeta meant Time Portal Bulma and not her. She clenched her fork so hard it almost bended.
"I see I've pushed yet another button?" Vegeta asked sweetly.
Bulma growled to herself and continued to eat her meal.
"So when will you be leaving?" Time Portal Vegeta asked.
"What do you mean?" Vegeta asked himself. No really his opposite!
"Well I don't mean to impose, but if you stay any longer, Goku will get mad and probably hurt you." Time Portal Vegeta pointed out.
"Oh Please!"
"Forget his warning Vegeta. We need to get out of here! I need to clear my head. With all this shit that's been happening, I feel like I'll go mad!"
"Very well then!"
Bulma and Vegeta left the kitchen, the house, the compound and into the air for a nearby place to sleep. They had enough hell for one day.
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Was the chapter short? I don't think so. There will be more. Chapter and Chapter more! :) Please Review! Ja ne' Please Review! Ja ne'
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Next time.............
Chapter 8
Honey We've Shrunken Ourselves?
"At least no one's been here in a while. C'mon, let's change our clothes." Bulma reasoned.
Vegeta sat Bulma down and they entered the doll house.
"What are we gonna do about food woman?" Vegeta asked.
"I don't know. I'm leaving that up to you."
"What?"
"Uh yeah!"
Bulma and Vegeta got onto the little elivator and went up two levels, then they entered the top floor.
"I can't believe you played with things like this?"
"What's hard to believe?" Bulma asked.
Bulma went to her Barbie and Ken dolls and stripped them of their clothing and threw Vegeta some clothes.
"You expect me to wear these?" Vegeta asked coldly.
"Uh yeah! And I'll be wearing this."
Bulma held up tiny shorts and a tiny shirt. Vegeta glanced at Barbie's naked body and grunted in disgust...or was it something else?
"Does Geta like what he see's?" Bulma chided.
"Hell No!" Vegeta grunted back.
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That's the preview! Stay tuned!!!
A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.
Chapter 7
Now who's screwed up?
The light engulfed their bodies and they were sent to the next world. This world was perfect, it was stupendous, it was.....
"Were home!" Bulma rejoiced!
Bulma jumped up from the grass and took in her surroundings. She saw her home, even Vegeta's Gravity Room. She hugged the metal dome and sighed happily.
"Finnaly this nightmare is over."
Vegeta hmphed, he wasn't to happy about their adventures ending so suddenly. He was actually enjoying himself. After Bulma was finished placing kisses on the Gravity Room she stepped back and sighed happiliy yet again. Bulma looked to the door and saw Mrs. Briefs stepping out of the house, smoking a cigarett.
"Oh Mom it's so good to see you, um...are you smoking a cigarette?"
"Gee your a smart girl?" Mrs. Briefs said sarcastically with a scratchy voice.
"What's wrong with you? You're usually happy and chirpy?"
"I've never in my life been like that! What's wrong with you? By now you would have said something stupid like 'peanut butter' or 'Duh... I like cheese and lint?'" Mrs. Briefs narrowed her eyes.
"What the hell?" Bulma and Vegeta yelled.
"I'm one of the most intellegent people in the world!" Bulma shouted back.
*chuckles* "Yeah right! You and you're father are about the most stupidest people in the world!"
"How dare you?!" Bulma growled.
Vegeta leaned into Bulma's ear.
*whisper* "Something's not right here."
*whisper* "I've already concluded that already!"
"Woman? I demand you tell us what the hell is going on here!" Vegeta growled to Mrs. Briefs.
"Hold up here! You're Vegeta right?"
"Of course I'm me wench!"
"Well this is a first, you're cussing and you not being polite?"
"I'm not like that!" Vegeta reasured.
"Oh Please! You've always been a weakling. When you first came here, you were no threat, Goku beated you easily, then you call yourself a Z fighter afterwards? You can't even fly!" Mrs. Briefs corrected.
"What are you talking about?"
"I don't have time for both of you're little games or whatever, I have to go get another pack of cigaretts and some more liquor!"
Mrs. Briefs stomped off, leaving Bulma and Vegeta's mouths gaping.
"Did I just hear and see what I just thought." Bulma asked herself and Vegeta.
"I don't know, but obviously we aren't home!"
"I think I know what's going on here."
"Care to explain?"
"Hold on now! Think about it. From what we have already heard....and seen, this isn't normal!"
"Duh!" Vegeta shouted.
"Anyway, my mom is acting the opposite of what she usually acts, my father and I act the opposite that we usually act, and .....*giggle* you act like....*chuckling*.....a.....*uncontrolable laughter*.....A GENTLEMAN?" Bulma collapsed as her fits of laughter took over her body.
Bulma fell to the ground and continued to clutch her stomach. She couldn't stand how hard she was laughing.
"Quit the hysterics woman, we've gotta get out of here!"
*wipes tears away* "I know that! But we can't leave until the remote is fully charged." Bulma said regrettfully.
Vegeta growled and left.
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to train and eat."
Vegeta stepped up to the Gravity Room door and was about to enter when Goku ran over him.
"Oh! Vegeta! I didn't see you there! Your weak ki didn't phase me!" Goku sneered.
"How dare you Kakarott!"
"How dare you! Everyone knows that your weak! And you think you can handle the gravity in the Gravity Room? Then you truly are stupid!"
"Leave him alone Goku!" Bulma shouted back.
"I can handle my own battles woman!" Vegeta growled.
"Bulma, did I just hear you sound intellegent?" Goku narrowed his eyes in suspicion and wonder.
"Damn straight!"
"That's a first! But anyways out of the way Vegeta, I have training to do!" Goku shouted.
Goku shoved Vegeta off the platform and entered the Gravity Room.
"What the hell just happened?"
"I don't know?" Bulma replied.
The day was passing and Bulma and Vegeta considered making the most of it. Bulma went to find her dumb self, as well as Vegeta. Vegeta stepped onto the patio and saw Bulma or what he thought was Bulma.
"Woman?"
"....."
"Dammit Woman?" Vegeta's volume grew.
"AWWWWWW!"
"NANI???"
"You said a bad word! Aw!" Time Portal Bulma screamed.
"Nan de mo, anyway, where is my dumbself?!"
"Duh....???"
"You blasted woman! Answer me!"
"Duh?????"
"Forget you!" Vegeta gave up.
Vegeta decided he'd leave Time Portal Bulma and go to his gravity chamber. He understood the hell that would take place in this time portal, but could he take it? He walked into a warm body, it was himself. His time portal self.
"Out of my way me!"*What the hell am I saying?* Vegeta thought crazily.
"Oh I'm very sorry. I only came here because you were hurting Bulma. A lady needs respect." Time Portal Vegeta pointed out.
"Hey guys!" Bulma shouted.
"Woman, how much longer till we leave?" Vegeta asked.
"Sorry Vegeta, but it'll be a good long while. So this is your opposite?" Bulma observed.
"It's a pleasure to meet you. I know the real you, but more Bulma's the better I say." Time Portal Vegeta complimented.
Time Portal Vegeta kissed Bulma's hand, she blushed.
"I wan't to stay, I'll never get the chance to have a Vegeta being nice and curtious to me."
"Damn you Woman!" Vegeta growled.
"Peanut Butter?" Time Portal Bulma shouted.
"Come on Vegeta! This isn't so bad!" Bulma tried to reason.
"Easy for you to say!"
"How about we leave Capsule Corp and get away from all of this for a while?"
"Maybe, but I'm hungry." Vegeta muttered.
"Don't fret my friend, Bulma can fix the best food of your life!" Time Portal Vegeta pointed out.
"You're kidding right?" Vegeta asked.
"NANI???" Time Portal Bulma and Normal Bulma screamed in unison.
"Of course!"
"He's right?" Bulma asked.
Everyone turned to normal Bulma. Time Portal Bulma just sticked her thumb in her ear and licked her lips.
"Since everyone is opposite....."
"And you're cooking usually would kill people, Time Portal Bulma's cooking will be digestable." Vegeta concluded.
*shruggs* "Uh...Yeah!"
"Then it's settled?" Time Portal Vegeta asked.
Everyone entered the kitchen, and Time Portal Bulma made a meal that made Vegeta almost cry. Not cry from despair, but from delight.
"Vegeta, is that a tear?" Bulma asked in a surprised tone.
*wipes it away* "No. I'm just amazed! It's possible that you are able to cook food that poor people wouldn't give back."
Bulma knew Vegeta meant Time Portal Bulma and not her. She clenched her fork so hard it almost bended.
"I see I've pushed yet another button?" Vegeta asked sweetly.
Bulma growled to herself and continued to eat her meal.
"So when will you be leaving?" Time Portal Vegeta asked.
"What do you mean?" Vegeta asked himself. No really his opposite!
"Well I don't mean to impose, but if you stay any longer, Goku will get mad and probably hurt you." Time Portal Vegeta pointed out.
"Oh Please!"
"Forget his warning Vegeta. We need to get out of here! I need to clear my head. With all this shit that's been happening, I feel like I'll go mad!"
"Very well then!"
Bulma and Vegeta left the kitchen, the house, the compound and into the air for a nearby place to sleep. They had enough hell for one day.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Was the chapter short? I don't think so. There will be more. Chapter and Chapter more! :) Please Review! Ja ne' Please Review! Ja ne'
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Next time.............
Chapter 8
Honey We've Shrunken Ourselves?
"At least no one's been here in a while. C'mon, let's change our clothes." Bulma reasoned.
Vegeta sat Bulma down and they entered the doll house.
"What are we gonna do about food woman?" Vegeta asked.
"I don't know. I'm leaving that up to you."
"What?"
"Uh yeah!"
Bulma and Vegeta got onto the little elivator and went up two levels, then they entered the top floor.
"I can't believe you played with things like this?"
"What's hard to believe?" Bulma asked.
Bulma went to her Barbie and Ken dolls and stripped them of their clothing and threw Vegeta some clothes.
"You expect me to wear these?" Vegeta asked coldly.
"Uh yeah! And I'll be wearing this."
Bulma held up tiny shorts and a tiny shirt. Vegeta glanced at Barbie's naked body and grunted in disgust...or was it something else?
"Does Geta like what he see's?" Bulma chided.
"Hell No!" Vegeta grunted back.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
That's the preview! Stay tuned!!!