Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ Honey We've Shrunken Ourselves? ( Chapter 8 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
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A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.



Chapter 8
Honey We've Shrunken Ourselves?



"Are you happy now?"


"Yes! Why are you so unhappy to leave?" Bulma asked.


"I liked the food!" Vegeta whined.


"Just like a saiya-jin! Anyways let's crash here for the night. We'll wake up and move to th next world K?"


"Yeah whatever!" Vegeta muttered.


Bulma laid on her back and feel asleep, Vegeta had his back to her, he really liked that food. But he was also disturbed at the world they were in. It was freaky. Him being....nice and her being....dumb. It just wasn't right. It wasn't natuaral. Vegeta began to think of boring things to go to sleep. He remembered his little dream in the last world. It really did feel so weird. Luckily his spilt seed had frozen and Bulma hadn't noticed. He quickly dismissed his urges of stripping the womana and ravishing her and fell asleep.



the next day...............



"Dammit Vegeta wake-up!"


"Fine woman, what's your problem?" Vegeta growled.


"Nothing, I'm just anxious to get the hell out of here!"


"ARGH! Fine then!"


Bulma held out the remote, pressed that special button and the light engulfed their bodies, sending them into the next world.



New world....................



Bulma groaned and stood up. It appeared to be that they were in a forest of some sort.


*Hmph* "Just great." Vegeta muttered.


Bulma and Vegeta started to walk all over the place when they heard some ear screeching noise.


"What the hell is that?" Vegeta yelled.


"For some reason that sounds formiliar." Bulma said to herself.


"You're kidding right?"


"No."


Bulma and Vegeta uncovered their ears and ventured further through the forest.


"Hey, I see a bright light up ahead" Bulma pointed out.


Bulma seperated some branches and almost fell off the platform. Vegeta wrapped his arm around her waist in the nick of time.


"Thanks Vegeta."


Vegeta hmphed and pulled Bulma closer to him so she wouldn't fall.


"Wait a minute."


Bulma peeked out and looked down, all she saw was wood floor. She looked to her left and saw a giant sofa, and to her right she saw her mother prancing in and out of the kitchen.


"Oh my god!" Bulma whispered.


"What is it woman?"


"L-Look."


Vegeta peeked out and saw everything Bulma saw.


"What the hell?" Vegeta screamed.


"I think I know what this world is. We're small. Really small!"


"So we're going to be the size of dolls for the rest of the day?"


"I suppose." Bulma replied.


"So where are we going to stay?" Vegeta asked.


"I got it! In my old room when I was a little kid. No one goes up there anymore, so we'll be alone."


Vegeta felt a little feverish hearing those words slide from Bulma's lips.


*cough* "And what are we gonna do for food?"


"Let's get some now."


Vegeta picked Bulma up and flew down to the ground.


"I can't believe we're doing this. And with that mother of your's screeching!" Vegeta muttered.


"Can I help if that's her singing voice?"


Vegeta and Bulma walked closer to the counter. Suddenly Mrs. Bries started singing "The Sun will come out tommorow". Bulma and Vegeta covered their ears as best as they could. When Mrs. Briefs hit that last high not of the song, the glass of water that was on the counter broke. Vegeta looked up and saw the shards of glass plummeting towards them. He quickly brought Bulma into his embrace. The glass fell around them, yet the water fell on them.


"Come on! Let's get out of here!"


Bulma picked Bulma's wet body up and flew around the corner. If Mrs. Briefs saw them, who know what she would have done.


"Where is that room of yours?"


Bulma was really cold. Her nipples pierced through her shirt and her clothes clung tighter to her body. Vegeta gulped every once in a while if his eyes ran over the body in his arms.


"It's...It's....on the 3rd level." Bulma stuttered.


Vegeta flew up the stairs. He went as fast as he could. Making Bulma even colder. He flared his ki to warm her body up. She wrapped her arms around his neck and snuggled closer to his warmth. He shuddered at the feel of her being so close to him. He flew up the stairs past her usual room. He continued higher till he finnaly reached the french doors to Bulma's old room.


"This it?"


"Yep, it's been a real long while. The place is pretty clean, the cleaning bots still come up here. Can you open the doors?" Bulma asked.


"Of course!"


Vegeta pried the door open a little but had a little difficulty keeping it open.


"I asked for a reason."


Bulma entered the room and grabbed Vegeta's arm and swung him in before the door slammed shut.


"What are we going to do till we can leave?"


"Since the remote takes 24 hours to charge and since it's wet, we may be here a tad longer. But don't worry!" Bulma reasured.


"Still what are going to do till then, I'm bored! I can't train! " Vegeta complained.


"You remind me of a child sometimes. Anyway, I'll get to that in a minute. Just follow me."


Vegeta didn't feel like arguing so he complied and followed her. He looked around the room, it was pink, stuffed animals all over the place, this room was a bit...too happy for his liking.


"What the hell is that?" Vegeta asked in disgust.


"This is my Barbie Dream House with elevator, bathroom, 6 rooms, living room, dining room, garage, attic, kitchen, basement, patio, and wide walk in closet."


"I'll never understand you humans and your "objects" to entertain yourselves."


"I was only a child! Geeez!"Bulma defended her earth customs.


"What are we gonna use for clothing."


"My dolls have clothes you know. We'll just borrow theirs." Bulma said casually.


"Whatever!"


"At least no one's been here in a while. C'mon, let's change our clothes." Bulma reasoned.


Vegeta sat Bulma down and they entered the doll house.


"What are we gonna do about food woman?" Vegeta asked.


"I don't know. I'm leaving that up to you."


"What?"


"Uh yeah!"


Bulma and Vegeta got onto the little elivator and went up two levels, then they entered the top floor.


"I can't believe you played with things like this?"


"What's hard to believe?" Bulma asked.


Bulma went to her Barbie and Ken dolls and stripped them of their clothing and threw Vegeta some clothes.


"You expect me to wear these?" Vegeta asked coldly.


"Uh yeah! And I'll be wearing this."


Bulma held up tiny shorts and a tiny shirt. Vegeta glanced at Barbie's naked body and grunted in disgust...or was it something else?


"Does Geta like what he see's?" Bulma chided.


"Hell No!" Vegeta grunted back.


"Yeah whatever!"


Bulma went into another room to change. Vegeta did the same. When they returned, Vegeta was wearing a blue long sleeved shirt and a khaki's.


"I can't believe I'm wearing this?"


"Oh Vegeta you look cute."


Vegeta blushed.


"Quit it woman!"


"Oh fine, how about you have this room and I'll have this one?" Bulma offered.


"Fine whatever! I'll be blowing some heads off."


"What heads? And why?"


"Well I need something to do won't I?" vegeta replied.


Bulma sighed and let Vegeta go. He went to the floor and lined up all the Ken dolls and prepared to blast them all.


"I guess this is about the only entertainment I'll have today!"


"Oh Vegeta?"


"Yeah what do you want?" Vegeta asked.


"Could you go get us some food?" Bulma asked in the nicest way she ever did to Vegeta.


Vegeta muttered choice words to himself.


"Fine then!"


Vegeta blasted the last head and was off down the stairs. Bulma on the other hand was enjoying her size.


"I can't believe I'm doing this? Maybe I'll go try on all of Barbie's clothes. I'm sure that when I'm back to normal, I'll be able to take them with me!" Bulma thought with glee.


Bulma giggled to herself and skipped to the closet. Vegeta had already blasted the dolls, and there bodies into a puddle of hot plastic. A little more satisfied, he realized that he was getting hungry. He headed to the door and pushed it open. He wouldn't admit that that task was a little hard! No way! He flew downstairs and headed to the kitchen, luckily Mrs. Briefs wasn't in the room.


He pushed the refrigerator door open, flew in, but locked himself in. It was dark and it was cold. He had shiveres shooting up and down his spine. Not from the temperature, but the memory of that dream he had of Bulma. He re focused and searched through the dark for something edible. Looking in the dark wasn't a problem for him, he was saiya-jin of course! He found a hunk of turkey on a plate. He grabbed the hunk and a bottle of water.


He was about to fly off when he remembered that Bulma may bug him into getting stuff to eat with. He just grabbed two straws and headed up stairs. When he reached the 3rd level, he remembered how he left a brush infront of door. It made it easier to go in and out. He went into the room and placed the food on the floor in the kitchen of the house. He looked around the house for Bulma. Her ki was there, but damn this house for being so big! He flew on the side of the house and flew up. Each level he passed, he could tell he was getting closer to her ki. He realized that she was on the patio floor. At the very top of the house.


*I'll show that woman! I'll scare her! Searching for her is not my job!* Vegeta thought snisterly.


Vegeta peeked his eyes over the floor and saw Bulma in a tub.


*Why do I allways have to find her like this?* vegeta thought sadly.


Vegeta wanted a better view so he flew around the back of the house, below the level then flew to the roof. He was right above Bulma, he saw the top of her breasts on the top of the water. The water was clear so he saw her erect nipples and everythign below. Her right leg was hanging out of the tub nonchalantly. Water dripped down her leg and onto the floor. Her legs were slightly spread and her head was leaning on the back of the tub, and her eyes were closed.


*Why now! Not now.* Vegeta pleaded with himself.


Vegeta already was being effected by what he saw. His excited member pressed into the room, nearly and slowly making a dent. This was to much!


"Woman?!"


"Vegeta? You perv!"


*chuckle* "Me a perv? I believe your the one out in the open! I have the food! Hurry up and eat it before there's nothing left for you." Vegeta warned.


Vegeta chuckled lightly some more and headed down stairs. Bulma on the other hadn growled and splashed the water. After about an hour, Bulma came downstairs in a creame dress that was thigh length. Vegeta had already eaten 75% of the meat.


'Well atleast you left me something to eat." Bulma sighed thankfully.


Vegeta hmphed and passed her the turkey. Vegeta got up and decided to destroy some more objects in the room, this room was sickening. Bulma eventually finished and went up stairs and headed for the room she claimed earlier. She just wanted this day to past, so she pushed herself to go to sleep which she eventually did. After Vegeta was satisfied with what he had destroyed yet again, he came into the house and was getting ready to go to his room, when he passed the bed Bulma was using and saw her sleeping figure. He stared at it for a few then continued his journey to his room.


*Could I be developing feeling for the little woman?*


Vegeta shook the question off and went to sleep, with the answer floating in his dreams.





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Next time.............


Chapter 9
The Clear Alley's



"Thanks Vegeta! I don't think I would have made it with all those hot cats chasing me." Bulma gasped in between breaths for air.


Vegeta advanced on her.


"Vegeta are you okay?"


"I'm fine, *licks lips* I was just hoping you could do me a favor for my... *chuckle* heroic duties."


"Sure anything! I mean, it's not everyday you save me from a bunch of horny cats!"


"Then stay still. If you co-operate, you'll like this to!" Vegeta whispered huskily.


Bulma was against the fence, staring into Vegeta's lustfilled eyes. She was trapped, what's a blue cat to do?


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