Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Long Way Home ❯ The Clear Alley's ( Chapter 9 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
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A/N: Like the summary said, Bulma and Vegeta travel in diffrent portals, trying to find the one they came from.


Chapter 9
The Clear Alley's





Morning came, and Vegeta rose.


"Damn this shitty pink hard plastic bed!" Vegeta growled


Vegeta sat up and rubbed his hurting back.


"When will this madness end?" Vegeta asked himself.


"I'm not sure but we'll have to enter the next world to find out." Bulma replied.


"Very well."


"But don't you want breakfast?"


"I want to get the hell out of here and continue my training. If we ever do get home."


"I'm sure we will Vegeta." Bulma replied.


Vegeta hmphed. He slipped his boots on, put his shirt on and stood up and crossed his arms. Bulma rolled her eyes and pressed the special button. The light appeared above them and engulfed their bodies. What would the next world be, home or another adventure? (Adventure duh!)




~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New World ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



The New World, it was dark, it was clutter and it reeked of fish? Bulma peeked out of the card board she was in and looked both ways.


*I don't like the looks of this!* Bulma thought.


Bulma began to whisper for Vegeta.


"Vegeta? Where are you?"


"Up here woman!"


Vegeta pushed the trash can lid off the trashcan and sat up. He brushed a fish bone off his head and jumped down to Bulma's eye level.


"Of all the worlds to land in!" Vegeta muttered.


"We had to be cats?"


Bulma look at Vegeta. For a cat he wasn't to bad! He was black as the night with white feet. Vegeta looked over Bulma's body aswell. Bulma had white fur. But blue fur on her face, her feet, the tips of her ears, chest, and the tip of her tail. No matter what form, Bulma would be a exotic beauty to Vegeta.


"This is interesting."


"I'll say!" Vegeta muttered.


Vegeta suddenly stopped all movement and stared at Bulma.


*What the hell? Why do I have a sudden urge to mate? Her scent, it's to exotic! I can't mate, I made a promise to myself.* Vegeta asked himself in a scared tone.


"Vegeta, are you okay?" Bulma asked caringly.


Vegeta growled and turned the other way and ran.


"Vegeta wait!" Bulma called.


*Sorry woman! You're on your own! I can't mate with you, you wouldn't understand!* Vegeta said himself regrettfully.


Vegeta rounded many corners and jumped over many fences. When he could tell that he was faraway from Bulma he stopped and caught his breath.


"I made that promise those many years ago, and I plan to keep it!"


Vegeta quit talking to himself when he heard some talking. He peeked from around a corner and saw a group of cats in a huddle talking to each other.


*I'll need some food and a place to stay until it's safe to leave this dump I'll join them!*


Vegeta rounded the corner autimatically catching the attention of the cats.


"Hey boy!"


Vegeta stared at him like he was crazy.



(We all know Bulma and Vegeta are simular to each other in age. Right? Well they are considered teenagers in this chappie)



"Uh...Yeah?"


"You're new, come over here."


Vegeta came over and stared at each one.

"What's your name kid?" a fat orange cat asked.



(Oh and another thing, I couldn;t think of good names for everyone so I took famous cats's and their names. Kay?)



Vegeta growled with disgust.


"Vegeta."


"You're one of us now." a sly cat replied.


"On to the main important issue guys!" a white cat reminded.


"Artemis is right! We gotta do something about the women." a cat with a serious spitting problem agreed.


"Women?" Vegeta questioned.


"I see we've gotten you're attention?!" the fat orange cat chided.


"Let me explain, the female's are in heat, and we're in a rut (The male "In heat", I didn't use it for my story "In Heat" Cause I thought it sounded silly) They've hidden away somewhere on a strike, so to say. " the main one informed.


"But we know they'll give up and except that they need us! We just want to locate one. We'll be in a rut for a good little while and we need some satisfaction." the sly one made aware.


*Might aswell have some fun.* "I saw a female earlier." Vegeta spoke.


"You did?" the white one asked curiously.


"What was she like?" the orange one asked greedily.


"Very exotic. White and blue fur."


Vegeta autimatically earned ooh's and ahh's from the men.


"What are we waiting for, Vegeta lead the way." the spitting cat yelled.


"Yeah!" the other cats agreed in unison.


"We can't just chase her you know. I have a plan." Vegeta shouted over the hoots and holler's.


Vegeta whispered his plan to the horny cats. The more he whispered, the more he the cats surrounding him chuckled evily.


"I like the way you think!" the main cat complimented.


"So do I!" Vegeta replied.


"And she's a virgin right, if we find her, we each can have her, then we'll hand her over to our leader!" the fat cat spoke happily.


"Leader?"


"Yeah, Kuronekosama."



(Kuronekosama means holy black cat.

Kuro -> Black
Neko -> Cat
Sama -> Holy or respected one

He is a famous cat. For those of you who have seen the anime Trigun, you'd know who I'm talking about. The little black cat that pops up here and there. Well he's everyone's leader.)



"Why is he you're leader?"


"Since you're new I'll tell you. Kuronekosama is the only all black cat not to be shot or ran over by human's and their stupidity. He is our good luck. Since he's getting old and can't risk getting killed, he's gone into hiding from human's. We know where he is though." the white cat made aware.


"Oh." Vegeta replied.


"Hey guys!"


A gray cat rounded the corner and was out of breath.


"What's wrong with you?" the fat cat asked.


"There's a female, very strange looking. Not from around here, in the middle of Omen's alley." the gasping gray feline spoke.


"I guess she's the one our new friend Vegeta was talking about."


"Let's get her!" the drooling cat spoke.


The group of cats headed for the alley Bulma was in. Vegeta told Tom the plan and everyone parted their ways.



The Omen's Alley...........



Bulma was still standing wondering where to go. She also was searching the trashcan's for something to eat.


"This fish bone looks nice." Bulma pondered.


"So do you!" the now filled with air cat spoke huskily.


Bulma looked up at the grinning cats.


"Uh may I help you with anything gentlemen?"


"Oh yes. We are all in a rut, and you seem to be the only female around." the main cat made aware.


"In a rut?" Bulma questioned.


Bulma ran like there was no tommorow away from the cats.


"After her!" the fat cat demanded.


The cats began to chase after Bulma. She was quickly getting tired and was about to collapse when Vegeta stood in front of her.


"Vegeta!"


"Follow me woman!"


Bulma obeyed and followed Vegeta to a darker alley.


"Am I glad to see you!" Bulma thanked.


"Quiet before they hear you." Vegeta ordered.


Bulma and Vegeta hid behind another trash can. Bulma caught her breath and leaned against the fence.


"Thanks Vegeta! I don't think I would have made it with all those hot cats chasing me." Bulma gasped in between breaths for air.


Vegeta advanced on her.


"Vegeta are you okay?"


"I'm fine, *licks lips* I was just hoping you could do me a favor for my... *chuckle* heroic duties."


"Sure anything! I mean, it's not everyday you save me from a bunch of horny cats!"


"Then stay still. If you co-operate, you'll like this to!" Vegeta whispered huskily.


Bulma was against the fence, staring into Vegeta's lustfilled eyes. She was trapped, what's a blue cat to do? She looked to her right and saw that the other cats that were chasing her were joining Vegeta.


"Good job Vegeta! We'll split her up with each of us. You get her first!" the white cat congratulated.


"Vegeta how could you!"


"None of you will be getting her!"


The horny men looked up at their guest.


"I'm surprised to see you!" the main cat replied.




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Who 's the mysterious stranger? What was Vegeta's promise? what other crazy things are bound to happen? Wait soon for "The Clear Alleys's Part II". Review and Ja ne'

Author's Last Note: If you curious as to what Bulma and Vegeta looked like as cats, go here.... http://www.geocities.com/moonsaiyanprincess/kittygetabulma.gif . I got the gif off a search engine so I don't know who made it. Enjoy.

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Next time.............


Chapter 10
The Clear Alleys's Part II


"It's a battle of the sexes I tell you." Luna shook her head.


"When I see Papa again." Diana asked.


"Who's her father?" Bulma asked.


"Artemis. I'm his mate. He's not interested in our sex life, he really wants to see Diana." Luna replied.


"And I want to see him." Diana pouted.


"What's with Kuronekosama?"


"He's a phony! A big fat phony who gets fed and pampered only because he's survived this hell we call life the longest! What a joke. Ryo-Ohki is the true leader. " Shampoo shouted.


"She is not! She's a old hag! And stop insulting my papa! He may be a cheat, but he's smart." Rita defended.


"And you're proud of that?" Puar asked.


"You're damn right!" Rita shouted.

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That's the preview! Stay tuned!!!