Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ The Phantom Of The Opera: DBZ Style! ❯ The Rehearsal....Part Two. ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: Must I do these disclaimers ALL the time?.....*sighs* Ok, I own nothing. N-O-T-H-I-N-G, nothing! I wish I did own DBZ though......Hey, a fan-girl can dream!

Ok, you're probably wondering: "When the Hell is KT-Chan going to actually get to the friggin' play?!" Well, I want to add some things before-hand to make it funnier and stuff [I just add teeny tiny parts to the script for humor also] So, please be patient and enjoy what I got so far. Comments would be appreciated by leaving a review after reading. Thanks! ^.^

(Back in the auditorium, Goten is, yet again, swinging from the ropes, Chi-Chi's bitching at him for doing that, Goku just laughs at the scene, and everyone else is hard at work practicing)

Gohan: *voice is a little scratchy* Vegeta, do you know hard it is to copy your voice?

Vegeta: What do you mean?

Gohan: *clears his throat to make his voice better* I have to at least make my singing voice like yours so it's believable that you're singing......*voice gets scratchy again* And it sucks.

Vegeta: That's your concern, not mine. [ooooo, Gohan got dogged!]

Gohan: (walks away from Vegeta) Mother-fucker, ass-*CLANG!!!! (a frying pan hits Gohan)* OW!!!

Vegeta: *bursts out laughing*

18: Here we go again......*rolls her eyes*

(Heather and Trunks are not paying attention to what is going on and are looking at their scripts [From your perspective, you can see Chi-Chi yelling, Goku, Krillin, and Yamcha holding Chi-Chi back from attacking Vegeta ('cause he laughed at Gohan), and 18, Bulma, Sam, and Katie look on]

Heather: (reading the script) Let's see.....I.....WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! *the word echoes five times*

Everyone: O.O

Bulma: Heather, what's wrong?

Heather: (in shock at what she read) I....I havta...have to....*faints, but Trunks catches her* @__@

Krillin: Why do I have a feeling that this isn't good?

Yamcha: Because it isn't.

Krillin: ^.^ Oh yeah!

18: *rolls her eyes again*

Katie: Heather, are you all right?

Heather: I......I...have to....I have to....

Trunks: Have to what?

Heather: (stands up) Could I talk to you privately, Katie?

Katie: Uh, yeah....

(They walk to one of the dressing rooms)

Katie: What's the matter, Heather?

Heather: (opens the script to a page and points out a section) Read it.

Katie: (reads it).....So what? Christine kisses the Phan- (realizes what Heather's problem is) OH

MY GOD!!!!!

(Back on the stage, Everyone heard Katie yell "OH MY GOD!!!!")

Goten: What in the fuck is going on?

Chi-Chi: Yeah, what's the big secret?

Gohan: Hey! Goten got away with swearing! That's not fair, I get punished, and Goten doesn't? What the Hell?!! I DEMAND JUSTICE!!!!!

Sam: Gohan, you're starting to scare me.....

Bulma: O.O Join the club....

(Back in the dressing room)

Katie: I swear I completely forgot about the kissing part! Honestly, I didn't mean--

Heather: Ok, I understand that you gave me this part because I fit it.....

Katie: -.- Translation of that is: "I get to kiss Trunks".

Heather: Shut up!.....(quietly) Well, that is true.

Katie: (does an anime fall)...Heather, it's not that bad. It's acting! You really don't kiss Vegeta.

Heather: I don't?

Katie: No.

Heather: ....Ok.....(starts to walk out of the room) I still can kiss Trunks for real, right?

Katie: (does another anime fall) Heather!

Heather: Honestly, I want to know!

Katie: *sighs and then nods*

Heather: ^.^ Ok, great! (turns to the door)

(outside of the room)

Trunks: (leaning on the door to hear what's going on) .......

(Heather opens the door, which makes Trunks fall to the ground)

Trunks:....*looks at Heather* Heh heh....Hi, Heather.

Heather:........*shakes her head* You're unbelievable.

Trunks: I know.

(back on stage...)

Goten: (puts the Eminem C.D. in the boom box and is singing to the music)....Little Hellions, kids feelin' rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin' like prisoners helpless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "BITCH!!!" *CLANG!!! (frying pan)* OW!!

Gohan: Thank you, Mom!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END OF CHAPTER THREE!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh, what will be next on our little "Before-the-play" episode?.....Who knows?.....Well actually, I do, because I'm the author, and........Oh, screw the details! :P Please, just post a review, and I'll be happy.