Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Things are never what they seem ❯ Poor Vegeta, Never wake Goku up! ( Chapter 2 )

Lily: Okaaay! I am back with chapter 2!

Duo: Bout time you lazy bitch!

Lily: Duo!

Vegeta: He is right, as much as I hate to admit it, though he looks a lot like an onna with that hair.

Heero: What … Did … You … Say?!?!

Vegeta: That Duo looks like an onna.

Heero: Omae O Korosu!

Goku: Hey! You can't kill my Geta-chan!

Heero: Watch me.

Goku and Heero get into a fight. Anime dust cloud forms.

Duo: Go Heero!!!

Vegeta: Shut up you stupid onna!

Duo: You shut up you flame-haired freak!

Lily: Alright! ENOUGH!

Fighting instantly stops.

All four: Uhoh. Kuso! RUN!

Dust cloud appears as they all run away.

Lily: Oh no. My muses ran away. HELP!

Chapter 2

Vegeta woke up, laying on a hard floor. He was confused for a second, and then remembered working out his frustration until he passed out. Not a good day. He got up and walked outside, seeing the sun was barely up. He decided that now was as good a time as any to go wake that idiot Kakkarott up. He needed the workout.

A few minutes later he landed in front of the Son house to hear that banshee bitch yelling already. Kami, could she not give it a rest? It was barely daybreak! He walked in without knocking, and the first words out of his mouth were, "Shut up, onna." She glared at him, and approached him with her frying pan raised. He just looked at her. She brought it down over his head, and he yelped. Kami that hurt! He yanked the pan out of her hand, and hit her over the head with it, careful not to crush her skull, no matter how tempting. She fell to the floor with a thud, out for the morning. He grinned. Now to get some real competition! "Kakkarott, get your lazy third class ass down here! It is time to spar!" Gohan stuck his head out seconds later, followed by Goten. "Sorry Vegeta-sama, but Dad is still in bed asleep. He could sleep through a tornado!" Vegeta snorted. He thought back. "Brat, your dad did that last year, now tell him to get his ass up!" "Ummm, sorry Vegeta-sama, but I do NOT want to wake him up. You do it!" With that said, Gohan ran back down the hall, Goten in hot pursuit. `Now why won't that brat get Goku up?' Vegeta shrugged and started up the stairs.

Seconds later he was outside Goku's door, and he entered, again without knocking. Goku was laying in a patch of strengthening sunlight, in nothing but his boxers, the blanket down near his feet. `Stupid baka, needs a wakeup call!' With that in mind, vigilantly ignoring the fact that he was starting to think of Goku WITHOUT his boxers, Vegeta strode to his bed, leaned down, and shouted, "KAKKAROTT!" Goku simply groaned, pulled Vegeta down next to him, and snuggled with him, using Vegeta as a pillow. Vegeta's face was beet red, and he tried to get out of the bed, but Goku simply tightened his hold on Vegeta, and snuggled his face into Vegeta's hair. `Oh Kami, what do I do? On one hand, stay here and get totally embarrassed, on the other hand, break a few bones and pay the cost of a senzu bean. Choices, choices.' Vegeta had already made his choice, out of pride. He started putting pressure on Goku's arm, and a crack was heard, and a howl. "Itaiiiiiiiiiii!" Goku was instantly out of bed, holding his arm to himself, whimpering. Vegeta got up, tossed him a senzu bean, and walked out to track Gohan down. He found him minutes later.

"Brat, if you EVER withhold information from me like that again, you will not be sparring with that Namek for weeks! AM I UNDERSTOOD?!" "H-hai, hai Vegeta-sama!" "Good!" Goten was already long gone, having gone to Trunks' house to avoid Vegeta. He knew exactly what would happen, and did not have a death wish any time soon. Vegeta went back downstairs, picked up the baka's wife, and tossed her through the doorway onto the couch in the living room. She landed with another thud, and there went two more hours of wake-up time. By the time Goku got back downstairs, healed up and in his gi, Vegeta had a Saiyan-sized meal ready to go. "Eat up you baka, we spar in ten minutes." Vegeta had his plate stacked, and was already halfway through it. Goku caught up and easily surpassed the Saiyan No Ouji, much to the Saiyan's disgust. "Goku, do you even chew your food?" "Not really." "Bakayaru."

Goku simply stuck his tongue out at that, and continued eating. By the time Vegeta finished, Goku was patting his belly and letting out a contented sigh. "Hey Vegeta, where is ChiChi?" "Knocked out on the couch." "Why?" "She hit me in the head with that damnable frying pan again, and I do believe it will be the last time." "Oh. Ok." The two Saiyans went outside, flew to a deserted part of the land, and got ready to spar.

Goku waited, and sure enough, Vegeta made the first move. Then it started. Block, block, block, hit. Block, block, block, roundhouse. So the fight went, Goku holding back as usual, and Vegeta getting furious because of it. Then Goku got distracted again. Somehow, he started noticing how Vegeta fit his spandex, and he remembered how Vegeta felt against him. Bad time to get distracted, as Vegeta was out for vengeance. He hit Goku hard, and Goku got pissed. Suddenly, Vegeta was doing all the blocking as he was fighting an enraged Saiyan. Vegeta looked into Goku's eyes as he blocked, and saw lust there, which he was not expecting. His guard dropped, and down he flew, courtesy of Goku. He let out a groan, then lay still, a still enraged Saiyan floating about 50 feet above his body. Goku flew down, landed on top of him, straddling him, and …

Lily: Oh am I evil or what?! Evil cliffie, evil cliffie!

Vegeta: Shut up onna.

Lily: Excuse me, but do you want to get laid in this fic or not?

Vegeta: *gulp* No, you would not dare take that away!

Lily: Keep it up and I will, but only if I do not get more reviews for my story! For those who want me to keep going, review, because not enough people seem to like this fic very much, nor my fic with Heero and Duo. *pouts* Please Review!

Vegeta: Please! I wanna get laid in this story!

Lily: Vegeta! Behave!

Vegeta: *pouts*