Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Time Travel ❯ The Enemy is Revealed ( Chapter 3 )

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Chapter 3: The Enemy is Revealed

In the last chapter, Chibi Gohan was attacked by an enemy that looked exactly like his father. Even the Super Saiyajin power of Mirai Trunks and Goten couldn't stop the fake Goku from taking Gohan's energy, and he had to be expectedly saved by Piccolo. However, before the warriors figure out the mystery of their newest enemy, Trunks had to meet his arrogant father, for real this time.

Chibi Gohan: Yes! Finally a chapter where the authoress won't be picking on me!

I wouldn't go as far as to say that, but whatever.

Chibi Gohan: Ahhh! What an evil bitch, always on drugs.

I never use drugs, I'm crazy enough without it. But enough about me, the story begins. Mirai Trunks-tachi had just reached the entrance of Capsule Corp. when Little Brat came running out.

Little Brat: Hey, don't call me "Little Brat". I'm Chibi Trunks.

Exactly. Chibi= Little and Trunks= Brat. Little Brat.

Mirai Trunks: What?! I'm not a brat!

I know, I'm only referring to the "brat" of this timeline. Oh, I mean the Trunks of this timeline. Anyway, don't stop the story Trunks!

Chibi Gohan: Yay, you're not picking on me!

I meant Gohan, stop stalling the story like you always do!

Chibi Gohan: Damn, always giving me a hard time...

Little Brat: Whatever, but change the title of my name!

How about Bratty Trunks?

Bratty Trunks: No! Stop picking on me! I thought you didn't want the story to be stalled?!

Oh yeah, and besides, I'm supposed to only pick on poor chibi Gohan since he's my favorite character.

Piccolo: Does that make any sense to you?

No, but that doesn't matter. Anyway, chibi Trunks, (who will be called plain ol' Trunks because it'll be faster to write) greeted the four warriors by firing a couple of beams at them.

Goten: Hey, it's the Trunks of my timeline (greets Trunks by firing a few of his own beams)

Chibi Gohan: Oh yeah this authoress has to be on drugs...

Mirai Trunks: Wow, I was so ugly when I was a kid.

Trunks: I'm not ugly, I look exactly like you! (gets pissed off and goes SSJ)

Chibi Gohan: What?! Another young Super Saiyajin?! I thought the Super Saiyajin was a legendary warrior that only a few could become after a lot of training.

Goten: Nope, as long as you have the blood of Vegeta or our father, and you're a male, then you can change. And the younger you are with the least amount of Saiyajin blood, the better.

Mirai Trunks: o.o What does that mean?

Trunks: (isn't pissed off anymore for no apparent reason) Well, in the GT movie special with Goku Jr. that punk-ass kid was like five and had about 1/16 or 1/32 Saiyajin blood, but he was able to transform.

Piccolo: Oh I remember that movie. It was sort of interesting, though the story wasn't any good since it didn't have any character from the DBZ series except for Pan.

What are you doing, reviewing a damn DBGT movie?! Stick to the story!

Chibi Gohan: It's your fault, you're making us go on rants since you can't figure out how to progress the story.

Damn Gohan, always arguing with me... We'll, anyway, to progress the story, "Goku" suddenly showed up for "real".

Goten: Hey it's our dad again.

Chibi Gohan: Otousan da? (geez kid stick to english please) I mean, Dad?! How can you be back from the dead?!

Mirai Trunks: It's obvious that he used the dragonballs since that's what the DBZ series were supposed to be about.

Chibi Gohan: Oh, well I guess that makes sense...

Piccolo: No it doesn't because Goku didn't want to be wished back to Earth.

Chibi Gohan: He abandoned me? What kind of father is he? (starts crying)

Trunks: What the hell?! Aren't you too old to cry already?!

Piccolo: Yeah, but you shouldn't make him angry, or I'm pretty sure he'll kill you. He has that much power.

Trunks: Really? Cool, it'll be fun to fight someone strong, unlike Goten. I'm getting bored of always winning against him.

Mirai Trunks: Uh oh, he sounds a little too much like father...

So while Gohan was still crying as Piccolo tried to explain why Goku didn't want to be revived, and Trunks was getting all pumped up about facing a strong opponent, and Mirai Trunks was brooding about meeting his father as he so often did, and Goten was simple-mindedly planning with a rock that he had just made his pet, "Goku" was staring at the others like they were crazy. (long ass sentence, ain't it?)

"Goku": Umm, hello, guy back from the dead here (is being ignored). Hmm, I know, I have food.

Instantly, all the Saiyajins stop what they are doing and rush over to "Goku".

"Goku": Stop putting my name in quotes; they'll know I'm not really Goku!

Oops, but shouldn't they know you're not really Goku since you just said you weren't and Piccolo explained that the real Goku refused to be brought back to life?

Piccolo: Well I tried to but all these Saiyajins care about is food and fighting, so as long they think he has food, they won't believe me.

Goku: Yes, I have food, just come close enough so I can take your Saiyajin energy.

Somehow the Saiyajins didn't catch that he wanted to take their energy and went closer to guy that was obviously the one that stole Gohan's energy not too long ago. Just as the fake Goku got his hands on Trunks, Piccolo came to the rescue again.

Piccolo: No I don't, why do I have to save the damn fools?

Because then they'll probably die and then I won't have a story!! Now hurry up and save them!

Piccolo: I rather not (begins playing poker with Bulma who just happened by)

O.o' Umm, okay, then, uh luckily, before more of Trunks's energy was taken, Vegeta flew out of Capsule Corp. and fired a big blast at the fake Goku. He didn't seem to care that Chibi Gohan, Mirai Trunks, Goten, and the other Trunks were still there.

Chibi Gohan: Is he trying to kill us?!

Mirai Trunks: See, that's why I didn't want to meet my father. I had a feeling he would try to kill me.

Goten: 0.0 You're strange. But anyway, yay! He defeated my dad! Wait, that shouldn't make me happy...

Vegeta: Ahahaha! I finally got revenge on Kakarotto! (sees that the fake Goku had only absorbed his energy) What the fuck?! Oh well, I guess I have to try again.

Trunks: (is still getting his energy drained) What?! That'll only give him more power!

Goten: That's good, then my dad will be even stronger than before!

Piccolo: Oh god, you damn Saiyajins haven't realized he's not Goku yet?!

Chibi Gohan: Hmm, I guess my real dad wouldn't by trying to kill us. I get it now, he's the same guy that attacked me earlier! (is ticked off that I made him so retarded) Why are you always picking on me?!

I made Goten pretty stupid as well.

Mirai Trunks: Yeah, but that's how he is normally.

Oh yeah... Oh well, that's your own problem Gohan. Now stop stalling the stor- (Gohan gets pissed off as hell and kills me with a beam) Ouch, that wasn't nice.

Piccolo: O.o' I thought Gohan killed you?

Oh yeah, but I can't die or else this story can't continue. Do you want that to happen?

Chibi Gohan: Well actually...

You shut up already. The damn story must continue. Therefore, Vegeta fired another blast that once again got absorbed.

Vegeta: Alright, you bastard, obviously you're not Kakarotto since I don't feel the same way as I do when I'm around him. And besides that, I doubt he has the ability to take someone's Ki, so you must be an android.

Goten: What does that mean? "I don't feel the same way"?

Vegeta: Nothing at all (acts nervous).

You don't have to be nervous Vegeta, you're not gay or anything. Man, why does everyone think that?

Vegeta: Oh good, I'm saved. Anyway Android, it's your part.

"Goku" aka Android: I am not an android, only a simple alien that has come to this planet to take the Saiyajin power and subsequently become the most powerful being in the world.

Trunks: Hey, you sound kind of like my father.

Vegeta: What they hell was that?! Don't lie about me, boy! Do you want me to kill you along with the android?

Android: I'm not an android, I'm an alien that came to steal your energy!

Chibi Gohan: But Vegeta, I thought your goal WAS to become the most powerful being in the world.

Vegeta: No, I only want to surpass the lowly bastard Kakarotto!

Mirai Trunks: Well, he's the strongest being right now, so technically, you would be the most powerful only if you surpass him.

Vegeta: Damn you and your logic. Well then, I guess I'm trying to become the most powerful being so then I have to take care of this android to show you my strength.

Android: AHHHH!! I'm an alien called Arkan!! Stop calling me a fucking robot already! (goes crazy and fires a beam at Vegeta that flattens him) Ahahahaha!! Now he has no chance of surpassing Goku!! Well, that's all I came for so I'm going home.

Goten: Wait, I thought you wanted to take our Ki.

Arkan: Oh thank you Goten (absorbs more of Trunk's energy).

Chibi Gohan: o.O' Baka...

Piccolo: Well, I better go help them out now, (has lost to Bulma too many times and is in debt).

So Piccolo sneaks away and punches Arkan right in the head, causing it to fall off. That frightened the shit out of everyone, but luckily, that allowed Trunks to escape, and Piccolo gave him a senzu.

Mirai Trunks: You know, in the last chapter, he only had one senzu left.

Hey, it's my story so I can do whatever the hell I want, like knocking off a guys head but he's still alive.

Chibi Gohan: What?! Arkan is still alive?!

Sure enough, the alien Arkan, who somehow had a body exactly like Goku, was searching frantically for his head. Piccolo realized that Arkan would die without his head. However, before he could destroy it, Vegeta yelled at him to stop and Piccolo listened, having nothing better to do.

Vegeta: (not a SSJ anymore since he's almost dead) Now give the jackass his head back, and give me a senzu.

Piccolo obliged (he had another senzu since I needed Vegeta to be healed). With Vegeta fully recovered, and Arkan with his head on his shoulders, it seemed that there would be a great battle... except for the fact that when a Saiyajin attacked, it seemingly had no effect on him. What will Vegeta and the other Saiyajins do to stop Arkan? Find out in the next chapter.

Piccolo: Wait, why can't I just defeat him?

Because he'll somehow get so powerful that your attacks will have no effect, okay? Anyway, I have to end the story so-

Chibi Gohan: Wait, what about Trunks worrying about meeting his father and all that?!

Oh yeah, I kinda forgot about that. Umm, so Mirai Trunks saw that his father was the arrogant bastard that he always was but could see that he still loved him for being his son and uh, all their problems between them disappeared, except that Vegeta still thought of Trunks as a weakling that always got in his way, and Trunks disapproved of his father's evil ways.

Mirai Trunks: So basically we're back at square one aren't we.

Yup, but, I don't have time to write about you and your father so yeah... anyway, that is the end of this chapter, and kinda random, but I'm thinking of it as I write so most of the chapters will be like that. Tune in for the next chapter, "Vegeta's Arrogance" and read and review.