Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or Dare ❯ I Can't Take it Anymore!! ( Chapter 7 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Roronoa Zoro 
Me: Blah. I'm back. I really don't have anything to say here, so yeah.
Roronoa Zoro: Okay, where did we leave off?
Kenshin: This one thinks that is my turn. Gohan!
Gohan: Bring it, four-eyes!!
Kenshin: This one is gonna fuckin kill you. Anywho, truth or dare?
Gohan: Dare!
Kenshin: This one dares you to...watch an extremely long video game cutscene..with no breaks!!!
Gohan: What!!! That's torture! Unfair!
Kenshin: Hey, you chose it, dumbass. Get watching. We'll see you in...two hours.
Gohan: *cries and goes into the other room*
Tuxedo Mask: My turn! Bulma!
Bulma: Y-yes, sir Tuxedo Mask?
Tuxedo Mask: Truth---or Dare?
Bulma: T-truth!
Tuxedo Mask: Tell me, Bulma. After you and the others seperated...what did you do?
Bulma: W-well...I...was...a prostitute!!! All those years!!
Vegeta: *gasps* So THAT'S how I got all those STDs!!
Bulma: I did it with many people, including Grandpa Gohan and Ox King!!
Roronoa Zoro: Ewwwww....old people....
Kenshin: Nasty.
Tuxedo Mask: Got that right. How many chapters do we have to go?
Roronoa Zoro: Hmm...let's go for about four more, then we'll see what the readers think. We'll get lots of hate mail by then, I guess..
Kenshin: Probly. This one can't believe that the Piccolo and the Vegeta fans haven't complained. It's probly what they wanted after all these years..
Roronoa Zoro: Yeah, I guess so. Let's go have a smoke.
Tuxedo Mask: But, we are under-age!!
Roronoa Zoro: So? Those asses over there can't do crap about it.*Pulls out a cigarrete and begins to smoke* Besides, after I vomit out all the food in my gut, I'll quit. Then we can have a Mike's Hard.
Kenshin: Woot!
Goku: Hey! Stop smoking!
Roronoa Zoro: Why? You can't do shit about it. Shut up and let us smoke, you freaks from Planet Vegetable.
Goku: It's Vegeta! Planet Vegeta!
Roronoa Zoro: Whatever, Carrot...oh, for the love of--put that thing away, Vegetable! That foot long of yours with tomatoes on each side is scaring everyone!
Vegeta: Sorry.* puts the foot long and the tomatoes in the fridge*
Tuxedo Mask: Now, put your....thing back where it belongs! Both of ya!
*Vegeta and Piccolo hang their head in despair as they pull their pants up.*
Me: Sorry that this chapter was...short or something. Will update when I can. Bye.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.20.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 12 | Visits: 177 | Status: Work In Progress
Me: Blah. I'm back. I really don't have anything to say here, so yeah.
Roronoa Zoro: Okay, where did we leave off?
Kenshin: This one thinks that is my turn. Gohan!
Gohan: Bring it, four-eyes!!
Kenshin: This one is gonna fuckin kill you. Anywho, truth or dare?
Gohan: Dare!
Kenshin: This one dares you to...watch an extremely long video game cutscene..with no breaks!!!
Gohan: What!!! That's torture! Unfair!
Kenshin: Hey, you chose it, dumbass. Get watching. We'll see you in...two hours.
Gohan: *cries and goes into the other room*
Tuxedo Mask: My turn! Bulma!
Bulma: Y-yes, sir Tuxedo Mask?
Tuxedo Mask: Truth---or Dare?
Bulma: T-truth!
Tuxedo Mask: Tell me, Bulma. After you and the others seperated...what did you do?
Bulma: W-well...I...was...a prostitute!!! All those years!!
Vegeta: *gasps* So THAT'S how I got all those STDs!!
Bulma: I did it with many people, including Grandpa Gohan and Ox King!!
Roronoa Zoro: Ewwwww....old people....
Kenshin: Nasty.
Tuxedo Mask: Got that right. How many chapters do we have to go?
Roronoa Zoro: Hmm...let's go for about four more, then we'll see what the readers think. We'll get lots of hate mail by then, I guess..
Kenshin: Probly. This one can't believe that the Piccolo and the Vegeta fans haven't complained. It's probly what they wanted after all these years..
Roronoa Zoro: Yeah, I guess so. Let's go have a smoke.
Tuxedo Mask: But, we are under-age!!
Roronoa Zoro: So? Those asses over there can't do crap about it.*Pulls out a cigarrete and begins to smoke* Besides, after I vomit out all the food in my gut, I'll quit. Then we can have a Mike's Hard.
Kenshin: Woot!
Goku: Hey! Stop smoking!
Roronoa Zoro: Why? You can't do shit about it. Shut up and let us smoke, you freaks from Planet Vegetable.
Goku: It's Vegeta! Planet Vegeta!
Roronoa Zoro: Whatever, Carrot...oh, for the love of--put that thing away, Vegetable! That foot long of yours with tomatoes on each side is scaring everyone!
Vegeta: Sorry.* puts the foot long and the tomatoes in the fridge*
Tuxedo Mask: Now, put your....thing back where it belongs! Both of ya!
*Vegeta and Piccolo hang their head in despair as they pull their pants up.*
Me: Sorry that this chapter was...short or something. Will update when I can. Bye.
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.20.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 12 | Visits: 177 | Status: Work In Progress
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