Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Wonderfull world of the Z Files ❯ The great Milenko part 1 ( Chapter 4 )
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Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Adventure | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.31.2003 | Updated On: 02.05.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 138 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Adventure | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.31.2003 | Updated On: 02.05.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.1K | Visits: 138 | Status: Completed
The Z Files
The Great Milenko
Angel and Xero were called into Skinner's office and waited for the short bald man to enter. He did and looked at the two very serious ways and then spoke to them.
" This is the case you two will be working on there has been a strange man that is running this carnival he is not a happy man and I need you two to look into it and you must leave today."
" Sir, Do you know the name of this carnival?" Angel asked as she got up and reached for the case folder.
" It is simply named the Dark Carnival." Krillin said and turned his back to them.
" Well I guess we are off the USA then." Xero said as he stood their waiting for Angel to walk out the door. He held the door open and she walked through with a smile. Xero licked his lips at her ass as she walked down the hall to their office.
" She has changed a lot since three weeks ago and to be honest it's scaring the hell out of me." Xero thought to himself as he fallowed behind her.
They got on the plane and took off the USA and took it 16 hours to get there. They landed and got a rental car and got a room as soon as possible and went to sleep.
The next morning they got up and went to the local dinner and got something to eat. When a very tall man came walking through the crowd. He walked up to Angel and gave her a look and then stuck his hand out and she reached out and they shook hands and said. " My Name is Drage and I am a scouted for the caravel and I have had this place scooped out for a month and I see you guys were here waiting for me."
Just as that was said loud obnoxious music was being pumped out and surrounded the town with it. Black clouds and black rain started to fall and blacken the ground. The people caught outside were running in every direction that was thought of.
(The Music is Insane Clown Posse. * Nope I don't own them.)
Welcome to the dark carnival
Violent J, Shaggy2dope, the Insane Clown Posse will live forever
(Live forever) join us (live forever) follow me (live forever)
carnival awaits us (live forever)
Take my hand (live forever) take my hand (live forever)
Shangra La (live forever) live forever (live forever)
Here go another clown song freaky and weird
I'm still preachin' I'm like Noah without the beard
I'm tryin'a spread the facts that I know for sure
Yet many don't believe in our carnival freakshow
It's alright though there's enough who do
And only time will tell if our stories are true
But for everybody here I can promise you this (What?)
You'll never hear us rap about the typical bullshit
Bling bling all the money they got
All the ice they wear and all the people they shot (Wohoo)
All the freaks they pull and all the cars they drive (Hehe)
Only we rap about fuckin' a bee-hive
You wanna keep it real walk out your door
That's as real as it gets from the sky to the floor (Uh-Huh)
But the Dark Carnival will take your soul away
And give you mythical adventure in a magical way
I live for The Carnival
I die for The Carnival
I pray for The Carnival
Please take me away (take me away)
I love for The Carnival
I die for The Carnival
I pray for The Carnival
Come take me away take me away
Funhouse, freak shows and murder-go-rounds (wooo)
Fuck how you lookin' paint it up like a clown
Loosen up let it go you ain't gotta be tense
Faygo flyin' everywhere fuck makin' sense (wooo)
And that's the beauty of it look backstage
Ain't another group out here on the same page
Run with everybody or walk with our crew (Come on!)
And stand on the moon face the world and say fuck you (Hahaha)
I ain't sitting out playing that star biz
Put me in the ground where my juggalos is (hey!)
Treat me special I'ma leave your lip drainin'
We in this together waitin' on the same wagon
Let 'em laugh now let 'em laugh for years (Hahaha)
We'll see who's laughin' in the house of mirrors
Cuz that's where I'm goin' and if you're not
Bump that other shit and hear about the ends they got (hahaha)
I live for, The Carnival
I die for, The Carnival (Yea!)
I pray for, The Carnival (Yea!)
Come take me away (take me away)
I love for, The Carnival,
I die for, The Carnival,
I pray for, The Carnival...
Please take me away (take me away
Live forever
Take My Hand
Live forever
Live forever
Come take a journey through heaven and hell
See what we have to come, and share the story I tell (Ha!)
Walk hand-in-hand with the devil and God
'Let 'em pull you in half, purgatory is odd
Fuck newspapers, Fuck magazines (Fuck!)
Fuck A&Rs, and your ball-huggin' jeans
Fuck anybody tryin' to change our ways
As long as 6 Joker Cards got somethin' to say (What?!)
I speak for the crazy I speak for scrubs
I speak for the thugs pissin' in your hot tubs (hehe)
I speak for the people that you always say don't know how to act (Shit)
We like 'em just like that (Uh-huh)
Fuck your Grammy's
fuck your Music Awards
I strangle your host with his microphone cord
Fuck anybody who ain't down with the clown (Uh-uuh)
From now until millennium's after I'm dead in the ground
(Chorus X4)
I live for, The Carnival,
I die for, The Carnival,
I pray for, The Carnival...
Come take me away, take me away
Angel looked away from the man just as two men walked threw the door and stood next to Drage.
" This is Violent J and this is shaggs 2 dope. Other words know as the ICP great songs and I thought I would make a carnival about them." They shot their arms out and then they shook hands with Xero and Angel. She got a very cold feeling running up her spine as that happened.
Xero perked up, "If these are insane Clowns, what am I?"
Angel got hit in the head after saying, "Why ass clown of coarse."
Angel and Xero were lead out to the carnies that was setting up the tents and rides, which Angel will never get on to save her life. The clouds drifted away and the sun shown threw and She felt better. Xero began singing along with the decapitated people.
" Drage we are just here cause we were handed this assignment as some strange things were happening and we are here to arrest you and your cronies." She whispered as the penetrating glair came from him. She kicked Xero to get him to stop singing. He just looked at the woman with amusement and laughed so hard some of his person fell off of him and he gingerly pick them up and reattached himself back.
" Well that was really funny little lady and I'm sure you will try. But you are not going to succeed cause I will kill you where you stand and then I will dance a jig on your dead body and then perform necromancy. Got that." He said as he drew closer to Angel and touched her red hair and she shivered from it and moved closer to Xero and he put his arms around her and then Drage was gone.
Angel has never and I mean never been that scared of any man or demon. But this guy got under her skin and he knew it. Xero went after him just to see what was going on he heard screams from this thing that was called the halls of illusions and left her standing there alone. She noticed it and then took off after him.
" What the hell do you think you are doing?" She asked as she was next to him.
" I thought I heard screams coming from this direction." He said. As that was said he heard them again and this fucked up music started up.
[Violent J]
Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real
But you had to fuck up tha whole deal
"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day!"
And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair
With straps and chains, we slap you in there
Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread
And pull your eyelids up over your head
Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream
It's just to bad it ain't what it seems
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
You walk in and see two kids on the floor
They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score
And sittin behind them chillin in a chair
Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there
It's some other man in the hand in hand
Now she looks so happy you don't understand
See this is an illusion, it never came true
All because of you!
[Violent J]
Back to reality and what you're about
Your wife can't smile cuz ya knocked her teeth out
And she can't see straight from gettin hit
Cuz you're a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit
But it's all good here, come have a beer
I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear
And you're death comes wicked painful and slow
At tha hands of MILENKO!
[Chorus (2x)]
Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into
[Violent J]
Look who's next it's Mr. Clark
The dirty old man from the trailer park
You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off
And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat off
"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day"
And when you get to the end you'll find a chair
You see all the blood, yeah your boy was just here
We get all different kind of people comin through
Richies, chickens and bitches just like you
In the Halls everybody gets a turn
To sit and witness your illusion before you burn
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
It looks like your kids and they okay
Your daughter's chillin up in college top grade
And your son's a fuckin doctor, phat paid
They got families and kids and it's all good
They even coach little league in the neighborhood
Is this true have ya really seen tha holy ghost?
Nah, bitch, not even close!
[Violent J]
Back to reality your son's on crack
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back
And they both fuckin smell like shit
And live in the gutter and sell crack to each other
When they were kids you'd beat em and leave em home
And even whip em with the cord on the telephone
And that reminds me man hey ya gotta call
Watch your step to Hell...it's a long fall!
[Chorus (2x)]
[Violent J]
Ah, it's time to pack up and move to the next town
But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay, dig it
We can't show you an illusion cuz we're all packed
But I'll still cut ya neck out, hows that?
Xero was the frist one in and then he came back out his face white and he looked like he was going to puke. He did and he looked at Angel. She went to the door but he stopped her and took her to a difrent direction.
" You really don't want to go in there." He whispered. She looked at him and shook his hand away and went in powered up and saw what he meant by not to go in she came back out and she looked at him and said nothing to him.
They walked around the carnival and saw nothing else out of the ordinary. Just then they were grabbed and pulled out of the main runway.
" You have got to get him and either kill him or arrest him." Violent j said and shaggs just nodded his head.
" You created this mess with the music. But between you and me I love it. I play it when I train." Angel said to them and they nodded.
" We know that but we want out of the carnival as fast as we can." J said again and then they left.
The 2 part is on another page...............
The Great Milenko
Angel and Xero were called into Skinner's office and waited for the short bald man to enter. He did and looked at the two very serious ways and then spoke to them.
" This is the case you two will be working on there has been a strange man that is running this carnival he is not a happy man and I need you two to look into it and you must leave today."
" Sir, Do you know the name of this carnival?" Angel asked as she got up and reached for the case folder.
" It is simply named the Dark Carnival." Krillin said and turned his back to them.
" Well I guess we are off the USA then." Xero said as he stood their waiting for Angel to walk out the door. He held the door open and she walked through with a smile. Xero licked his lips at her ass as she walked down the hall to their office.
" She has changed a lot since three weeks ago and to be honest it's scaring the hell out of me." Xero thought to himself as he fallowed behind her.
They got on the plane and took off the USA and took it 16 hours to get there. They landed and got a rental car and got a room as soon as possible and went to sleep.
The next morning they got up and went to the local dinner and got something to eat. When a very tall man came walking through the crowd. He walked up to Angel and gave her a look and then stuck his hand out and she reached out and they shook hands and said. " My Name is Drage and I am a scouted for the caravel and I have had this place scooped out for a month and I see you guys were here waiting for me."
Just as that was said loud obnoxious music was being pumped out and surrounded the town with it. Black clouds and black rain started to fall and blacken the ground. The people caught outside were running in every direction that was thought of.
(The Music is Insane Clown Posse. * Nope I don't own them.)
Welcome to the dark carnival
Violent J, Shaggy2dope, the Insane Clown Posse will live forever
(Live forever) join us (live forever) follow me (live forever)
carnival awaits us (live forever)
Take my hand (live forever) take my hand (live forever)
Shangra La (live forever) live forever (live forever)
Here go another clown song freaky and weird
I'm still preachin' I'm like Noah without the beard
I'm tryin'a spread the facts that I know for sure
Yet many don't believe in our carnival freakshow
It's alright though there's enough who do
And only time will tell if our stories are true
But for everybody here I can promise you this (What?)
You'll never hear us rap about the typical bullshit
Bling bling all the money they got
All the ice they wear and all the people they shot (Wohoo)
All the freaks they pull and all the cars they drive (Hehe)
Only we rap about fuckin' a bee-hive
You wanna keep it real walk out your door
That's as real as it gets from the sky to the floor (Uh-Huh)
But the Dark Carnival will take your soul away
And give you mythical adventure in a magical way
I live for The Carnival
I die for The Carnival
I pray for The Carnival
Please take me away (take me away)
I love for The Carnival
I die for The Carnival
I pray for The Carnival
Come take me away take me away
Funhouse, freak shows and murder-go-rounds (wooo)
Fuck how you lookin' paint it up like a clown
Loosen up let it go you ain't gotta be tense
Faygo flyin' everywhere fuck makin' sense (wooo)
And that's the beauty of it look backstage
Ain't another group out here on the same page
Run with everybody or walk with our crew (Come on!)
And stand on the moon face the world and say fuck you (Hahaha)
I ain't sitting out playing that star biz
Put me in the ground where my juggalos is (hey!)
Treat me special I'ma leave your lip drainin'
We in this together waitin' on the same wagon
Let 'em laugh now let 'em laugh for years (Hahaha)
We'll see who's laughin' in the house of mirrors
Cuz that's where I'm goin' and if you're not
Bump that other shit and hear about the ends they got (hahaha)
I live for, The Carnival
I die for, The Carnival (Yea!)
I pray for, The Carnival (Yea!)
Come take me away (take me away)
I love for, The Carnival,
I die for, The Carnival,
I pray for, The Carnival...
Please take me away (take me away
Live forever
Take My Hand
Live forever
Live forever
Come take a journey through heaven and hell
See what we have to come, and share the story I tell (Ha!)
Walk hand-in-hand with the devil and God
'Let 'em pull you in half, purgatory is odd
Fuck newspapers, Fuck magazines (Fuck!)
Fuck A&Rs, and your ball-huggin' jeans
Fuck anybody tryin' to change our ways
As long as 6 Joker Cards got somethin' to say (What?!)
I speak for the crazy I speak for scrubs
I speak for the thugs pissin' in your hot tubs (hehe)
I speak for the people that you always say don't know how to act (Shit)
We like 'em just like that (Uh-huh)
Fuck your Grammy's
fuck your Music Awards
I strangle your host with his microphone cord
Fuck anybody who ain't down with the clown (Uh-uuh)
From now until millennium's after I'm dead in the ground
(Chorus X4)
I live for, The Carnival,
I die for, The Carnival,
I pray for, The Carnival...
Come take me away, take me away
Angel looked away from the man just as two men walked threw the door and stood next to Drage.
" This is Violent J and this is shaggs 2 dope. Other words know as the ICP great songs and I thought I would make a carnival about them." They shot their arms out and then they shook hands with Xero and Angel. She got a very cold feeling running up her spine as that happened.
Xero perked up, "If these are insane Clowns, what am I?"
Angel got hit in the head after saying, "Why ass clown of coarse."
Angel and Xero were lead out to the carnies that was setting up the tents and rides, which Angel will never get on to save her life. The clouds drifted away and the sun shown threw and She felt better. Xero began singing along with the decapitated people.
" Drage we are just here cause we were handed this assignment as some strange things were happening and we are here to arrest you and your cronies." She whispered as the penetrating glair came from him. She kicked Xero to get him to stop singing. He just looked at the woman with amusement and laughed so hard some of his person fell off of him and he gingerly pick them up and reattached himself back.
" Well that was really funny little lady and I'm sure you will try. But you are not going to succeed cause I will kill you where you stand and then I will dance a jig on your dead body and then perform necromancy. Got that." He said as he drew closer to Angel and touched her red hair and she shivered from it and moved closer to Xero and he put his arms around her and then Drage was gone.
Angel has never and I mean never been that scared of any man or demon. But this guy got under her skin and he knew it. Xero went after him just to see what was going on he heard screams from this thing that was called the halls of illusions and left her standing there alone. She noticed it and then took off after him.
" What the hell do you think you are doing?" She asked as she was next to him.
" I thought I heard screams coming from this direction." He said. As that was said he heard them again and this fucked up music started up.
[Violent J]
Ticket please, thanks, walk through the door
Into the Halls Of Illusions, visit yours
And see what coulda and shoulda and woulda been real
But you had to fuck up tha whole deal
"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day!"
And when you get to tha end, you'll find a chair
With straps and chains, we slap you in there
Lock you down tight so you can't move a thread
And pull your eyelids up over your head
Cuz you're about to witness an illusionary dream
It's just to bad it ain't what it seems
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
You walk in and see two kids on the floor
They playin Nintendo and he's got tha high score
And sittin behind them chillin in a chair
Is your wife, when ya look, oh, you ain't there
It's some other man in the hand in hand
Now she looks so happy you don't understand
See this is an illusion, it never came true
All because of you!
[Violent J]
Back to reality and what you're about
Your wife can't smile cuz ya knocked her teeth out
And she can't see straight from gettin hit
Cuz you're a fat fuckin drunk piece of shit
But it's all good here, come have a beer
I'll break the top off it and shove it in ya ear
And you're death comes wicked painful and slow
At tha hands of MILENKO!
[Chorus (2x)]
Great Milenko, wave your wand
Don't look now, your life is gone
This is all because of you
What you got yourself into
[Violent J]
Look who's next it's Mr. Clark
The dirty old man from the trailer park
You got your ticket? Thanks take your coat off
And later on, why not, I'll rip your throat off
"Lets take a walk down the hallway
It's a long way it, it takes all day"
And when you get to the end you'll find a chair
You see all the blood, yeah your boy was just here
We get all different kind of people comin through
Richies, chickens and bitches just like you
In the Halls everybody gets a turn
To sit and witness your illusion before you burn
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
What do we have here, oh yeah, no way
It looks like your kids and they okay
Your daughter's chillin up in college top grade
And your son's a fuckin doctor, phat paid
They got families and kids and it's all good
They even coach little league in the neighborhood
Is this true have ya really seen tha holy ghost?
Nah, bitch, not even close!
[Violent J]
Back to reality your son's on crack
And your daughter's got nut stains on her back
And they both fuckin smell like shit
And live in the gutter and sell crack to each other
When they were kids you'd beat em and leave em home
And even whip em with the cord on the telephone
And that reminds me man hey ya gotta call
Watch your step to Hell...it's a long fall!
[Chorus (2x)]
[Violent J]
Ah, it's time to pack up and move to the next town
But we forgot Mr. Bigot, okay, dig it
We can't show you an illusion cuz we're all packed
But I'll still cut ya neck out, hows that?
Xero was the frist one in and then he came back out his face white and he looked like he was going to puke. He did and he looked at Angel. She went to the door but he stopped her and took her to a difrent direction.
" You really don't want to go in there." He whispered. She looked at him and shook his hand away and went in powered up and saw what he meant by not to go in she came back out and she looked at him and said nothing to him.
They walked around the carnival and saw nothing else out of the ordinary. Just then they were grabbed and pulled out of the main runway.
" You have got to get him and either kill him or arrest him." Violent j said and shaggs just nodded his head.
" You created this mess with the music. But between you and me I love it. I play it when I train." Angel said to them and they nodded.
" We know that but we want out of the carnival as fast as we can." J said again and then they left.
The 2 part is on another page...............