Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction ❯ Wonderfull world of the Z Files ❯ The Great Milenko part 2 ( Chapter 5 )
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By: tristar49 
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Adventure | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.31.2003 | Updated On: 02.07.2003 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.6K | Visits: 138 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Drama / Adventure | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 01.31.2003 | Updated On: 02.07.2003 | Pages: 5 | Words: 3.6K | Visits: 138 | Status: Completed
The Z files
The Great Milenko
part 2
Angel saw this little boy standing next to a stand with very interesting toys and she went to it. As soon as she got there the music started up and the little boy had a smile that was to kill for.
~winding sound~
"Oohh, I like... this... toy! Hmm, watch it go..."
~gunshots~
"Ay! Ah! Ay! Uh!"
~Rrrrrinnnng... rrrrrinnnng~
~beep beep beep!~
"We're sorry, the person you are calling is dead."
I was like 6, I used to get dissed by the chicks.
And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks,
And rocks and sticks and callin' me names.
And fill my lunchbox with frog brains. Ugh!
When I left school it was much iller.
My daddy was a serial killer, and how about that,
He always made me sit in the back,
With all his dead bodies in my lap. Move!
When I got home, enough of the static,
Hammer and tools and up to the attic.
Never knew any other girls or boys.
Only my toys, toys, toys.
Bang, clang, hammer and twist,
Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed.
But I won't be mentally scarred,
Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard.
Monday, Ring of the bell.
It's all about show and tell. Might as well
Show all of these bastards just what I got.
Yo, check out my toy box.
"Nothin' feels better than a good hardy-har-har. Right boys and girls?"
We got dead bodies everywhere you look.
All the nerds sittin' up front got cooked.
Others start screamin' and makin' a dash.
So I start handin' out toys fast at last.
You like slinkies? We got slinkies.
Only mine like to wrap around your face then stretch, twist, kazoom,
And whip your body all over the fuckin' room.
So come, one at a time. Open your gift, and what you will find
Is a toy my friend, that you'll never forget.
It's not everyday that you get your skull split.
You like soldiers? We got soldiers, made with rubber and steel.
They're not real. But I wouldn't just toss 'em under yo' bed.
That's how you get a axe to the fo' head.
Oh, and don't let 'em sit around all day.
Come home and find your mom... dead in the hallway.
Cuz they can be nifty, all the toys are shifty (he-he)
In my toy box. (huh?)
"Woooowie, that sure sounds like fun!"
That's not a toy, hey wait a minute.
Don't fuck around, homie, you could lose an eye with it.
That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy.
And it's mine motherfucker, so gimme gimme.
You like toys? You come to the right place.
Try my little toy mutilatin' mental case.
Wind 'em up and let him go among alla ya.
Then bang! Serial slaughterer!
Your turn, reach in and get lucky.
Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky. (squeaka squeaka)
And it make a funny sound, then,
Then BANG! Blew the fingers off his fuckin' hand.
Don't stop, class ain't done yet.
I remember you callin' me pointdex', bookworm brainy,
My aggrivation went into these little creations.
Reach in. You might find somethin' wicked.
Wicked scary, chopping pickaderry.
Off with your head, a robot with a sword.
You're always lookin' at me, but what for?
"Wa-wait a minute, I made you, get them not me. Wait a minute,
motherfuckers!"
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this record!...(repeat 5x mixed w/:)
Hahahaha, Hoohoohoo! Yahoo! Turn it off!
Hahahaha, Hoohoohoo! Yahoo! Turn it off! (2x)
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this record!...
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this... "Turn it off!"
"Tell me why? Why do you feel that you should still be together with
Lisa?"
"Sure. Cccc'mon man, our relationship ain't all weak and shit. Ya know I
mean-I mean just because she's
dead we should just break up or somethin'? FUCK THAT!"
"Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, listen to me, she's dead man. You gotta move on."
"So what! So she's dead. Does that make you fresher than her?"
"I didn't say that."
"I don't think so! So she don't talk as much... and she really don't move
around a lot. She's still fresh! She's
still fun to be around! Heheh-heheh. You're just predjudice!"
"Huh?"
"You're predjudiced against dead people."
"Aw man, you really are one sick bastard, Tommy."
"Yeah? Fukoof!"
"What?"
"Fukoof!"
"What the fuck is that? What does that mean?"
"It means Fukoof!"
"Man, you fuckin' lost it."
"Yeah? FUKOOF!"
Angel had to jump out of the way when of the little toys came at her with a knife and went back to the middle of the runway and powered up a Ki blast and blew up the stand and the dead little boy.
" Damn it to hell." She thought and that is when Drage grabbed Xero from behind and he was taken to a tilt-a-whirl and he was strapped it. Xero being himself let it just happen and then he knew Angel was next to him and she ITed it out of there but before she grabbed Xero but he shook it off and she was standing their alone. It started to go and move faster and faster. Angel stood their watching it in horrid fashion.
Next thing she knew was Xero walked off of it and walked next to her and said, " Gee that was fun. Lets go again." He said in a child's voice.
"No Xero I want to go to the Motel and sleep if I can." She said and turned to go.
They got there and Drage was their waiting for them and he looked pissed at Xero who still had a child's grin on his face. "Hi freind, got any more rides?"
" You were supposed to die on that." Drage said to him. Xero just looked at him with the happy face and then it dropped and turns serious and then said himself
" You can't kill me, that easily and that was not even as fast as it could have been. You are a pansy and could not even kill a flea if you had to." Xero said as he watched Drage walk up to him.
" I'll make a bet with you. If you do not die on that ride going as fast as it can and she dose not die in the pendulum promise. Then I ll surrender and be arrested by you guys and go quietly." Drage said as he walked out the door and motioned then to follow.
They did and stopped back at the Tilt-a-Whirl and Xero got back on. J and Shaggs watched nervously and stared as it started. The music blaring as it went.
Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl
All you mother fuckers are gonna die(every one)
You dien every day(uggh) constantly
I'd kill myself right mother fucking now
And still won't die(try em)
Wicked clowns never(never) die. Why?
Oh my goody, look a chicken
Keep your money, here's a ticket
Hold up, keep your kids out here
They too young to play in there
Step right up, now strap'em in
Lock it tight under his chin
Clamp his arms up to his side
It's go be a helly ride
Now it's you mrs. place em night em
psychopathic certified'em
If you lose your nugget, yo
Hatchet ain't responsibo
Look and wonder if you will
Cause we about to whip and kill
Think about your every sin
As our tilt-ta-whirly spin
Hey, Ho, Die, Die
Hey, Ho, Die, Die
Looky look a fancy fuck
With his wallet up his butt
Give the wealthy what they want
Fuck the line, put him up front
Welcome to our spectacol
Gurney frights incetrico
Hope you like it even though
Have to mingle with a po
Here you go sir, have a seat
You've got to taste, this ride is neat
Tell you now the ride is fast
You might want me to hold your cash
We gonna spin until you sole
Leaves your body dead and cold
Tilty-whirly spraying blood
All over the neighborhood
Welcome body, what you did
Like to punch up on your own kids
Ya keep you bodies up and down
We gonna go another round
Scuse us while we clean up here
Pile your fam up over there
Strap'em up and start the show
This time let's speed it up some mo
Tell me any last request
Before your guts rip out your chest
Fuck all that, don't give'em notin
Slap his ass and press the button
Fear of nothin, nother down
Carnival of fuck'em round
Fire up the tilt-a-whirl
Then we'll see you all in hell
Yoh, the dark carnival will never die
That's all we do is thinking about dying
We wish we die, we hope we die
The only problem is, we ain't ever, ever, ever gonna die
mother fuckeeeerrrrsssss
Hey, Ho, Die, Die
Hay, Ho, Die, Die
Drage pressed the bottom for it to go as fast it could and then he looked at Angel and mouthed. " You are next little girl."
All of the sudden they all heard a "wheeeeeeeeee!!" coming from the ride and it was Xero's voice. The giggling was almost childlike as it flung him in different directions. It finally slowed down and he got off and walked in circles cause he was dizzy. He shook his head and got his bearings and then turned to look at Drage and smiled.
Angel had a dreadful feeling drop into her stomach and looked over to where the Pendulum promise was. It had two towers and seat in the middle and it was hooked up to two bungee cords and the carnies let it go and unseen to everyone else the other part to the ride was that at the very top there was a blade that was shaped as a pendulum that was dangling down and or things that was there with it. Xero started jumping up and down, "Can I do it, please, let me do it."
Drage got pissed, "No you may not, it's for the little girl."
Xero began to pout.
Angel sucked in some air and walked over to it and got into the swing and was strapped in. Drage did it himself and before he left he looked into her eyes and said, " I hope you die cause I really want to dance on you and then maybe fuck you." And he left.
Xero couldn't help popping out a comment, "Yeah that's the only way y9our gonna get that uptight bitch. She's colder then Yemma's wife, and he's been married for centuries and still hasn't gotten any.
The music started up and it was one of her favorite song she started to hum to it.
what did I do?
tell me
tell me, what did i do?
tell me
nothin!
i did nothin wrong!
tell me
nothin!
look at that guy over there, he's so skinny
probly suck suck my dick for a penny
it's fuckin nasty -- what kinda bitch does he get?
the kind that smells like shit with a scabbed lip
pushin all that trash in a shopping cart
musta smoked himself into a retard
no shoes, thick-ass callus-uped toes
frozen boogers all up under his whiskey nose
the mutha fucka's ass is probly molded shut, heh
bet he's got tadpoles livin out of his butt!
i fuckin don't understand these people!
no kinda class -- somebody needs to beat they ass!
i wanna tell him, get the fuckk off my block!
i wanna beat his face in with a rock!
he's ain't good for shit
but bringin our property down, draggin his funky as around
he's starvin, sportin a pair of Troop sweats
hands dried up and cracked like the Sahara
wantin everyone's affection...
wait a minute, that's me -- i'm lookin at my own reflection.
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing on and on (i'm lookin at me own reflection)
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right (it's my own..)
swing left, swing right (my own reflection.)
swing on and on and ..
where the fuck is this bitch? she makes me sick!
i'm guessin right now she gotta mouth fulla dick!
i know she fucks on me -- who needs proof?
she prolly kisses me with dick hairs on her tooth!
i bet she fucks people in my own bed
he wears my slippers while she's givin him head
look what i do -- i get away with it!
what the fuck makes me think she ain't never did it? (hm, love)
last time i beat her ass wasn't shit!
fat lips ain't nothin -- this time i'm breakin somethin!
she's gonna learn not to give me any hassle
i'm the king -- i make the money -- i work at White Castle!
i'm the one who... failed in life.
i'm the one who takes it out on my wife.
she don't cheat. who'm i tryin to fool?
i shoulda done this to myself long ago.
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing on and on (i shoulda done this long ago)
swing left, swing right
(what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing
what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing)
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right (long ago)
swing on and on and
this is the third time you've come before me
you think you're the shit! you wanna ignore me
i told you last time i'd put you away
i don't give a fuck what you say!
obey me!
i am the overseer, a special being
raise when i walk in the room! me and god are a tag team
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
i can say it all day
i swear to god you say one mutha fuckin thing to me i'll put you away!
i may not be god, but i'm the next best thing
honor your honor -- hail me as a king!
you die, he gets life, she pays, he's free!
see your destiny is all up to me (alright)
they said it, loud and clear
but today i'll take a load off in that electric chair
i chose to play god and judge you well --
now i'm the one that's been sentenced to hell.
sentenced to hell..
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing on and on (now i'm the one that's been sentenced to hell!)
swing left, swing right
(what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing
what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing)
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right (i'm the one that's been sentenced to hell!)
swing on and on
swing left, swing right (sentenced to hell, sentenced to hell, i'm, the one
that's been sentenced to hell)
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing on and on
swing left, swing right
(what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing
what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing)
swing left, swing right(sentenced to hell, sentenced to hell, i'm, the one
that's been sentenced to hell)
swing left, swing right
swing on and on
Angel felt herself being let go and she looked up intime to see a huge pendulum coming at her at a huge fast rate she dodged it and just in time to see tiny other things that where hanging there and she saw a what was left of a brain that was still twitching she puked and she felt gravity once again and was lifted up again. Threw the seat she felt her ass being poked and she looked down to see spikes coming up from the seat and She was getting tired of this she pointed her finger up and shot a beam from her finger and cut the wire that was holding the sharp objects they all fell off and plummeted the earth.
She didn't move fast enough and she was hit by one of the knives and was cut on her arm a long deep gash was done on one of her legs and she jumped out of the seat and flew into the air and landed next to Xero who was happy she was alive.
Xero watched the whole thing come unglued and hoped that she would survive it. When he noticed the huge ass knife coming towards him he moved but he noticed she landed next to him. " Good I'm happy that she is alive but in terrible shape." He would never let her know this but he was happy.
She turned to look at Drage who she knew he would not keep his promise but she was surprised to see that J and Shaggy had talked him and held him down. Xero walked up and arrested him for crimes against humanity. He led him to where the car was in a half an hour the AFBI showed up and took him and locked him away.
J and Shaggy was arrested by the police and was taken away. All of the dead people were gone and it was all quite in the tents and but the rustling of the FBI people were rummaging threw everything.
Angel and Xero walked to their room of the motel and plopped on the bed and fell asleep in the wee hours of the morning. They fell asleep in each other arms and stayed that way until they woke up by a knock on the door.
Xero made sure that she was asleep before he went into her mind. He remembered that the last time he was in here there was a small door and it was locked some what Know the events of three weeks ago had unlocked it and to a degree and he wanted to fiddle with it.
He sat back while he watched her memoirs unfold at him and he found out why Bulma hated her so much. ( But I'm not going to tell)
Then he got up and his goal was right there infront of him. He walked up to the door and jambed the key in and started to fiddle with it and it made a clicking sound and it open. He was not however ready for what he saw in there and didn't know what he had unleashed from its binds.
He stood their almost in shook at the site and fantasys that she always wanted. The a figure appaered in front of him and it was he. But dress in a see threw teddy and took his hand and led him to a bed room chamber that had whisps and chains everything you cloud think off.
Then the sceen changed again and he was standing in front of her and she was sitting on a throne with nothing on.
" Un shelth your sward." She comanded.
Xero looked dumb founded untill the garud said " Take off your pants."
" Oh well if that is a case then I have twin swords." He said with a smile.
The sceen changed again to a fullmoonlit beach and He was running for some odd reason and if he knew his saijin ways the full moon all ways made them more hornier than before and the tail had something to do with it.
" Oh no his is not going to work. Im outa here." He thought to himself as he was looking for the door and get out of her mind.
He found it and was trying to get out the door when something pulled him back in to the room and It was Angel stairing at him with a toothy grin and with a look of lust in her eyes.
" You really don't know what you have done do you?" She said to him.
" What have I done?" He asked.
" You have unleashed me. There was a reson she locked me into this room and know you will have to live with fact she is not a stuck up bitch you think she is. You don't know the half of what she went threw. I have seen all." She said as she let go of his shirt and flung him out the door and it shut but not locked.
" Wow ok I know she was freaky but that was a little bit much." He siad out loud and proceeded to leave her brain. When he heard.
"GET OUT OF MY HEAD ASSHOLE." She yelled at him.
And Angel answered it and it was Krillin he was waiting for them to get back but was to impatient and he held a case folder and gave it to her and she opened it up
As the bald freak spoke with Angel, Xero looked out the window. "Someone is stealing my car," he said calmly.
Angel looked at him strangely, "Why don't you stop them?"
"I want to test my new anti theft device." He said as a man went flying screaming across the sky. "What do you know, it works."
"Why was he assigned to the Z files again?" Angel asked Krillin
"He's the only one who was crazy enough to volunteer for it."
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I think this chapter is done he. I love ICP lol.
Where do Angel and Xero go to next? Hmmmmmmmmm lets see it involves huge machines and people and a broken up earth.
The Great Milenko
part 2
Angel saw this little boy standing next to a stand with very interesting toys and she went to it. As soon as she got there the music started up and the little boy had a smile that was to kill for.
~winding sound~
"Oohh, I like... this... toy! Hmm, watch it go..."
~gunshots~
"Ay! Ah! Ay! Uh!"
~Rrrrrinnnng... rrrrrinnnng~
~beep beep beep!~
"We're sorry, the person you are calling is dead."
I was like 6, I used to get dissed by the chicks.
And everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks,
And rocks and sticks and callin' me names.
And fill my lunchbox with frog brains. Ugh!
When I left school it was much iller.
My daddy was a serial killer, and how about that,
He always made me sit in the back,
With all his dead bodies in my lap. Move!
When I got home, enough of the static,
Hammer and tools and up to the attic.
Never knew any other girls or boys.
Only my toys, toys, toys.
Bang, clang, hammer and twist,
Nobody knows I exist, and I'm pissed.
But I won't be mentally scarred,
Instead I make toys, toys of the graveyard.
Monday, Ring of the bell.
It's all about show and tell. Might as well
Show all of these bastards just what I got.
Yo, check out my toy box.
"Nothin' feels better than a good hardy-har-har. Right boys and girls?"
We got dead bodies everywhere you look.
All the nerds sittin' up front got cooked.
Others start screamin' and makin' a dash.
So I start handin' out toys fast at last.
You like slinkies? We got slinkies.
Only mine like to wrap around your face then stretch, twist, kazoom,
And whip your body all over the fuckin' room.
So come, one at a time. Open your gift, and what you will find
Is a toy my friend, that you'll never forget.
It's not everyday that you get your skull split.
You like soldiers? We got soldiers, made with rubber and steel.
They're not real. But I wouldn't just toss 'em under yo' bed.
That's how you get a axe to the fo' head.
Oh, and don't let 'em sit around all day.
Come home and find your mom... dead in the hallway.
Cuz they can be nifty, all the toys are shifty (he-he)
In my toy box. (huh?)
"Woooowie, that sure sounds like fun!"
That's not a toy, hey wait a minute.
Don't fuck around, homie, you could lose an eye with it.
That's my double blade razor whip chop jimmy.
And it's mine motherfucker, so gimme gimme.
You like toys? You come to the right place.
Try my little toy mutilatin' mental case.
Wind 'em up and let him go among alla ya.
Then bang! Serial slaughterer!
Your turn, reach in and get lucky.
Oh look, he pulled out a rubber ducky. (squeaka squeaka)
And it make a funny sound, then,
Then BANG! Blew the fingers off his fuckin' hand.
Don't stop, class ain't done yet.
I remember you callin' me pointdex', bookworm brainy,
My aggrivation went into these little creations.
Reach in. You might find somethin' wicked.
Wicked scary, chopping pickaderry.
Off with your head, a robot with a sword.
You're always lookin' at me, but what for?
"Wa-wait a minute, I made you, get them not me. Wait a minute,
motherfuckers!"
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this record!...(repeat 5x mixed w/:)
Hahahaha, Hoohoohoo! Yahoo! Turn it off!
Hahahaha, Hoohoohoo! Yahoo! Turn it off! (2x)
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this record!...
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-Oh I love this... "Turn it off!"
"Tell me why? Why do you feel that you should still be together with
Lisa?"
"Sure. Cccc'mon man, our relationship ain't all weak and shit. Ya know I
mean-I mean just because she's
dead we should just break up or somethin'? FUCK THAT!"
"Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, listen to me, she's dead man. You gotta move on."
"So what! So she's dead. Does that make you fresher than her?"
"I didn't say that."
"I don't think so! So she don't talk as much... and she really don't move
around a lot. She's still fresh! She's
still fun to be around! Heheh-heheh. You're just predjudice!"
"Huh?"
"You're predjudiced against dead people."
"Aw man, you really are one sick bastard, Tommy."
"Yeah? Fukoof!"
"What?"
"Fukoof!"
"What the fuck is that? What does that mean?"
"It means Fukoof!"
"Man, you fuckin' lost it."
"Yeah? FUKOOF!"
Angel had to jump out of the way when of the little toys came at her with a knife and went back to the middle of the runway and powered up a Ki blast and blew up the stand and the dead little boy.
" Damn it to hell." She thought and that is when Drage grabbed Xero from behind and he was taken to a tilt-a-whirl and he was strapped it. Xero being himself let it just happen and then he knew Angel was next to him and she ITed it out of there but before she grabbed Xero but he shook it off and she was standing their alone. It started to go and move faster and faster. Angel stood their watching it in horrid fashion.
Next thing she knew was Xero walked off of it and walked next to her and said, " Gee that was fun. Lets go again." He said in a child's voice.
"No Xero I want to go to the Motel and sleep if I can." She said and turned to go.
They got there and Drage was their waiting for them and he looked pissed at Xero who still had a child's grin on his face. "Hi freind, got any more rides?"
" You were supposed to die on that." Drage said to him. Xero just looked at him with the happy face and then it dropped and turns serious and then said himself
" You can't kill me, that easily and that was not even as fast as it could have been. You are a pansy and could not even kill a flea if you had to." Xero said as he watched Drage walk up to him.
" I'll make a bet with you. If you do not die on that ride going as fast as it can and she dose not die in the pendulum promise. Then I ll surrender and be arrested by you guys and go quietly." Drage said as he walked out the door and motioned then to follow.
They did and stopped back at the Tilt-a-Whirl and Xero got back on. J and Shaggs watched nervously and stared as it started. The music blaring as it went.
Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl
All you mother fuckers are gonna die(every one)
You dien every day(uggh) constantly
I'd kill myself right mother fucking now
And still won't die(try em)
Wicked clowns never(never) die. Why?
Oh my goody, look a chicken
Keep your money, here's a ticket
Hold up, keep your kids out here
They too young to play in there
Step right up, now strap'em in
Lock it tight under his chin
Clamp his arms up to his side
It's go be a helly ride
Now it's you mrs. place em night em
psychopathic certified'em
If you lose your nugget, yo
Hatchet ain't responsibo
Look and wonder if you will
Cause we about to whip and kill
Think about your every sin
As our tilt-ta-whirly spin
Hey, Ho, Die, Die
Hey, Ho, Die, Die
Looky look a fancy fuck
With his wallet up his butt
Give the wealthy what they want
Fuck the line, put him up front
Welcome to our spectacol
Gurney frights incetrico
Hope you like it even though
Have to mingle with a po
Here you go sir, have a seat
You've got to taste, this ride is neat
Tell you now the ride is fast
You might want me to hold your cash
We gonna spin until you sole
Leaves your body dead and cold
Tilty-whirly spraying blood
All over the neighborhood
Welcome body, what you did
Like to punch up on your own kids
Ya keep you bodies up and down
We gonna go another round
Scuse us while we clean up here
Pile your fam up over there
Strap'em up and start the show
This time let's speed it up some mo
Tell me any last request
Before your guts rip out your chest
Fuck all that, don't give'em notin
Slap his ass and press the button
Fear of nothin, nother down
Carnival of fuck'em round
Fire up the tilt-a-whirl
Then we'll see you all in hell
Yoh, the dark carnival will never die
That's all we do is thinking about dying
We wish we die, we hope we die
The only problem is, we ain't ever, ever, ever gonna die
mother fuckeeeerrrrsssss
Hey, Ho, Die, Die
Hay, Ho, Die, Die
Drage pressed the bottom for it to go as fast it could and then he looked at Angel and mouthed. " You are next little girl."
All of the sudden they all heard a "wheeeeeeeeee!!" coming from the ride and it was Xero's voice. The giggling was almost childlike as it flung him in different directions. It finally slowed down and he got off and walked in circles cause he was dizzy. He shook his head and got his bearings and then turned to look at Drage and smiled.
Angel had a dreadful feeling drop into her stomach and looked over to where the Pendulum promise was. It had two towers and seat in the middle and it was hooked up to two bungee cords and the carnies let it go and unseen to everyone else the other part to the ride was that at the very top there was a blade that was shaped as a pendulum that was dangling down and or things that was there with it. Xero started jumping up and down, "Can I do it, please, let me do it."
Drage got pissed, "No you may not, it's for the little girl."
Xero began to pout.
Angel sucked in some air and walked over to it and got into the swing and was strapped in. Drage did it himself and before he left he looked into her eyes and said, " I hope you die cause I really want to dance on you and then maybe fuck you." And he left.
Xero couldn't help popping out a comment, "Yeah that's the only way y9our gonna get that uptight bitch. She's colder then Yemma's wife, and he's been married for centuries and still hasn't gotten any.
The music started up and it was one of her favorite song she started to hum to it.
what did I do?
tell me
tell me, what did i do?
tell me
nothin!
i did nothin wrong!
tell me
nothin!
look at that guy over there, he's so skinny
probly suck suck my dick for a penny
it's fuckin nasty -- what kinda bitch does he get?
the kind that smells like shit with a scabbed lip
pushin all that trash in a shopping cart
musta smoked himself into a retard
no shoes, thick-ass callus-uped toes
frozen boogers all up under his whiskey nose
the mutha fucka's ass is probly molded shut, heh
bet he's got tadpoles livin out of his butt!
i fuckin don't understand these people!
no kinda class -- somebody needs to beat they ass!
i wanna tell him, get the fuckk off my block!
i wanna beat his face in with a rock!
he's ain't good for shit
but bringin our property down, draggin his funky as around
he's starvin, sportin a pair of Troop sweats
hands dried up and cracked like the Sahara
wantin everyone's affection...
wait a minute, that's me -- i'm lookin at my own reflection.
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing on and on (i'm lookin at me own reflection)
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right (it's my own..)
swing left, swing right (my own reflection.)
swing on and on and ..
where the fuck is this bitch? she makes me sick!
i'm guessin right now she gotta mouth fulla dick!
i know she fucks on me -- who needs proof?
she prolly kisses me with dick hairs on her tooth!
i bet she fucks people in my own bed
he wears my slippers while she's givin him head
look what i do -- i get away with it!
what the fuck makes me think she ain't never did it? (hm, love)
last time i beat her ass wasn't shit!
fat lips ain't nothin -- this time i'm breakin somethin!
she's gonna learn not to give me any hassle
i'm the king -- i make the money -- i work at White Castle!
i'm the one who... failed in life.
i'm the one who takes it out on my wife.
she don't cheat. who'm i tryin to fool?
i shoulda done this to myself long ago.
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing on and on (i shoulda done this long ago)
swing left, swing right
(what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing
what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing)
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right (long ago)
swing on and on and
this is the third time you've come before me
you think you're the shit! you wanna ignore me
i told you last time i'd put you away
i don't give a fuck what you say!
obey me!
i am the overseer, a special being
raise when i walk in the room! me and god are a tag team
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!
i can say it all day
i swear to god you say one mutha fuckin thing to me i'll put you away!
i may not be god, but i'm the next best thing
honor your honor -- hail me as a king!
you die, he gets life, she pays, he's free!
see your destiny is all up to me (alright)
they said it, loud and clear
but today i'll take a load off in that electric chair
i chose to play god and judge you well --
now i'm the one that's been sentenced to hell.
sentenced to hell..
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing on and on (now i'm the one that's been sentenced to hell!)
swing left, swing right
(what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing
what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing)
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right (i'm the one that's been sentenced to hell!)
swing on and on
swing left, swing right (sentenced to hell, sentenced to hell, i'm, the one
that's been sentenced to hell)
swing left, swing right
swing left, swing right
swing on and on
swing left, swing right
(what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing
what comes around goes around -- pendulum's promise
never stop swinging, ring a ling ringing)
swing left, swing right(sentenced to hell, sentenced to hell, i'm, the one
that's been sentenced to hell)
swing left, swing right
swing on and on
Angel felt herself being let go and she looked up intime to see a huge pendulum coming at her at a huge fast rate she dodged it and just in time to see tiny other things that where hanging there and she saw a what was left of a brain that was still twitching she puked and she felt gravity once again and was lifted up again. Threw the seat she felt her ass being poked and she looked down to see spikes coming up from the seat and She was getting tired of this she pointed her finger up and shot a beam from her finger and cut the wire that was holding the sharp objects they all fell off and plummeted the earth.
She didn't move fast enough and she was hit by one of the knives and was cut on her arm a long deep gash was done on one of her legs and she jumped out of the seat and flew into the air and landed next to Xero who was happy she was alive.
Xero watched the whole thing come unglued and hoped that she would survive it. When he noticed the huge ass knife coming towards him he moved but he noticed she landed next to him. " Good I'm happy that she is alive but in terrible shape." He would never let her know this but he was happy.
She turned to look at Drage who she knew he would not keep his promise but she was surprised to see that J and Shaggy had talked him and held him down. Xero walked up and arrested him for crimes against humanity. He led him to where the car was in a half an hour the AFBI showed up and took him and locked him away.
J and Shaggy was arrested by the police and was taken away. All of the dead people were gone and it was all quite in the tents and but the rustling of the FBI people were rummaging threw everything.
Angel and Xero walked to their room of the motel and plopped on the bed and fell asleep in the wee hours of the morning. They fell asleep in each other arms and stayed that way until they woke up by a knock on the door.
Xero made sure that she was asleep before he went into her mind. He remembered that the last time he was in here there was a small door and it was locked some what Know the events of three weeks ago had unlocked it and to a degree and he wanted to fiddle with it.
He sat back while he watched her memoirs unfold at him and he found out why Bulma hated her so much. ( But I'm not going to tell)
Then he got up and his goal was right there infront of him. He walked up to the door and jambed the key in and started to fiddle with it and it made a clicking sound and it open. He was not however ready for what he saw in there and didn't know what he had unleashed from its binds.
He stood their almost in shook at the site and fantasys that she always wanted. The a figure appaered in front of him and it was he. But dress in a see threw teddy and took his hand and led him to a bed room chamber that had whisps and chains everything you cloud think off.
Then the sceen changed again and he was standing in front of her and she was sitting on a throne with nothing on.
" Un shelth your sward." She comanded.
Xero looked dumb founded untill the garud said " Take off your pants."
" Oh well if that is a case then I have twin swords." He said with a smile.
The sceen changed again to a fullmoonlit beach and He was running for some odd reason and if he knew his saijin ways the full moon all ways made them more hornier than before and the tail had something to do with it.
" Oh no his is not going to work. Im outa here." He thought to himself as he was looking for the door and get out of her mind.
He found it and was trying to get out the door when something pulled him back in to the room and It was Angel stairing at him with a toothy grin and with a look of lust in her eyes.
" You really don't know what you have done do you?" She said to him.
" What have I done?" He asked.
" You have unleashed me. There was a reson she locked me into this room and know you will have to live with fact she is not a stuck up bitch you think she is. You don't know the half of what she went threw. I have seen all." She said as she let go of his shirt and flung him out the door and it shut but not locked.
" Wow ok I know she was freaky but that was a little bit much." He siad out loud and proceeded to leave her brain. When he heard.
"GET OUT OF MY HEAD ASSHOLE." She yelled at him.
And Angel answered it and it was Krillin he was waiting for them to get back but was to impatient and he held a case folder and gave it to her and she opened it up
As the bald freak spoke with Angel, Xero looked out the window. "Someone is stealing my car," he said calmly.
Angel looked at him strangely, "Why don't you stop them?"
"I want to test my new anti theft device." He said as a man went flying screaming across the sky. "What do you know, it works."
"Why was he assigned to the Z files again?" Angel asked Krillin
"He's the only one who was crazy enough to volunteer for it."
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I think this chapter is done he. I love ICP lol.
Where do Angel and Xero go to next? Hmmmmmmmmm lets see it involves huge machines and people and a broken up earth.