Fake Fan Fiction ❯ Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales ❯ Tale One: The Bikky-Bread Man ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: kit_shang 
Anime/Manga: Fake Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.14.2004 | Updated On: 04.21.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 3.0K | Visits: 679 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fake Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.14.2004 | Updated On: 04.21.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 3.0K | Visits: 679 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Kit_Yang vs.Sanami Matoh
^*>o<*^:Damn it, Ryo and Dee got away! I was THIS close to owning them...
^*^o^*<: I, the great Sanami Matoh owns Ryo, Dee, and all of FAKE!
Dee's stories are parodies of Grimm's Fairy Tales, some insights of Disney classics, and a little bit of Mother Goose.
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Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales
Told By: Kit_Yang +<^-^>+
Tale One: The Bikky-Bread Man <(@o@)>
Ryo McLean sighed heavily as he tried to concentrate. His day couldn't possibly be any worse. Dropping his pencil, Ryo took a sip of his coffee, only to put it down. Seems the coffee had gone cold. Nothing was going right. It all started this morning. Waking up to the sounds of Dee and Bikky arguing ruined his moment of silence and peace. Getting up, Ryo freshened up and started breakfast. After making sure Bikky wasn't going to ditch school, Ryo and Dee headed to work.
New York Traffic was pretty bad in the mornings. All you could hear were shouts of "Hey you!" and "Get going already!". Not to mention the sound of horns honking in every direction. Just when things were about to go good, it started pouring. Arriving at the precinct, Ryo and Dee had to run through the rain because Dee's umbrella was nowhere to be found. Breathing in deeply, the blonde man tried his best to relax and finish up his paperwork. Staring as words started to scramble and blur in front of him, Ryo started burning up. Trying to focus his vision, Ryo was surprised when a warm hand touched his forehead.
"Baby, you alright?" Dee asked hesistantly. Feeling Ryo's forehead, Dee knew his lover was catching a fever. Thank God he peeked at Ryo before continuing his work. He was about to write something down when he managed to look up and see how pale Ryo was. Going to his lover's side, Dee took Ryo's face in his hands.
"Huh?...Dee?...uh, yeah...heh, I'm o-okay." Ryo said with a weak smile. Taking quick breaths, Ryo tried his best to stay awake. Eyes closing, losing himself in the warmth of Dee's touch, Ryo fell foward. With quick reflexes, Dee caught Ryo in his arms. Caressing the blonde's cheek, Dee knew it wasn't good. His Ryo was sick. Shouting over for Drake to give Rose a message, Dee carried Ryo in his arms and headed home.
Arriving at their home, Dee entered their apartment still carrying Ryo. They were alone, thank God. Bikky would've accused him of doing something to Ryo which would only lead to another argument. As if he and the boy didn't already have enough problems going on. Taking Ryo into the bedroom, Dee changed Ryo's clothes, and dressed him in some plain silk pajamas. Laying Ryo on the bed, Dee brought the blankets up and kissed his lover on his cheek. Smiling warmly, Dee went into the kitchen to bring a towel and place it on his baby's forehead.
A bowl of cold water and a towel in the other, Dee came back and simply stared at how vulnerable his lover was. Sitting on the edge of the bed, Dee placed the drenched towel on Ryo's forehead. 'I'm sorry baby' Dee thought. Lightly stroking his lover's cheek, Dee leaned forward and kissed him lightly on the forehead. Waking up slowly, Ryo opened his eyes as he felt Dee's light kiss. Staring up and losing himself in dark loving eyes, Ryo smiled and whispered,"Sorry koi..."
Shaking his head back and forth, Dee took Ryo's face in his hands. Kissing Ryo lightly on the lips, Dee told him,"I love you." Wanting to cuddle with Dee, Ryo patted the bed, gesturing Dee to join him. Smiling, Dee moved the covers and got into the bed. Removing the towel and placing it back in the bowel, Dee reached for the covers. Turning to the side, Dee cuddled Ryo from behind, giving him light kisses on the neck. Holding eachother and enjoying one another's warmth, Dee and Ryo laid in bed as the minutes rolled by. Unable to sleep, Ryo stroked Dee's hands and whispered lowly:
"Koi...tell me a bedtime story."
"What do you want to hear?" Dee asked as he breathed in the smell of Ryo.
"I don't care...anything...as long as I can hear your voice."
Hugging Ryo closer, Dee laid in silence, trying to think of a good story. Smiling, Dee gave Ryo a light squeeze and began unwinding his tale:
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[Narrator:Dee]
"There once was a man who lived with his gorgeous lover. Now, the man was a tall, dark and handsome guy with green eyes and his name was Dee. He had midnight black hair and a smile to die for. Well, he lived in a little house with a drop dead gorgeous Japanese-American who went by the name of Ryo."
Snickering, Ryo smiled as he continued to listen to Dee's ridiculous tale about them. Noticing that Ryo was enjoying his story, Dee continued.
[In the story: Dee and Ryo at home]
"Uh, Ryo...are you getting a cold?" Dee asked, looking around at the walls.
"Anou...aaaachoooooo! I don't think I am" Ryo replied.
"That's strange...someone must be talking about you" Dee said, stroking his chin.
[Narrator:Dee]
"Well, Ryo and Dee were happy. Everyday, they would go to work and afterwards, Ryo would cook and bake some cookies or goodies for dessert. One day, Ryo got bored of baking the same old pastries. He wanted to try something new...he wanted a challenge. So one day, Ryo and his lover went into the market for some supplies. They stopped by a booth, filled with cakes and cookies of all sorts of colors. It was a baker's dream come true."
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[The Present: Dee and Ryo]
"Heh heh heh heh. Anou, Dee...don't you think that's a bit too much?" Ryo laughed as he imagined this rainbow treasure of delights.
"Hush, this is my story...do you want me to continue or not?" Dee asked, pretending to pout.
"Gomen Dee...please, continue."
Clearing his throat, Dee carried on:
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[Narrator:Dee]
"Anyways, Dee and Ryo were entranced as they stared at the display of yummy treats. Everywhere they looked, the two men saw figures of little people, butterflies, stars, and all sorts of interesting objects. Leaning close to the butterfly cookies, Dee was surprised when all the cookies started floating in the air, dancing and twirling to and fro. Amazed, Dee was entranced as he tried to grab it. Fluttering away from the dark-haired man's grasp, the butterfly flew to the owner of this magical place.
Looking up, Dee let out a gasp and tapped Ryo on the shoulder, catching his attention. Both men stared at a beautiful blonde woman. She stood almost to their height and had a volumptous figure. Too bad he was taken, Dee thought only to be smacked in the back of his head by a jealous Ryo.
"Quit drooling" Ryo scowled at Dee as he turned to greet the woman.
Rolling his eyes, Dee and Ryo introduced themselves and was greeted in return.
"Welcome to my Magical Shop of Pastr--"
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[The Present: Dee and Ryo]
"Bwahahahhahha" Ryo laughed non-stop.
"What?" Dee asked offensively as he stared at Ryo.
"Hhahahahha...really Dee, a pastry magic shop...now that's a classic." Ryo replied as he tried to contain his laughter.
"Hey, do you want to hear this story or not?" Dee asked impatiently.
"Hai...gomen..."
Hugging Ryo tight to him again, Dee continued:
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Welcome to my Magical Shop of Pastries. I am the owner, Diana Spacey" the woman replied. "I sell pastries and dreams.(Reference: The famous quote from Petshop of Horrors revised) What is your greatest desires, gentlemen?" the woman asked.
"Uh...Hi, I'm Ryo McLean and this is my parnter Dee Laytner." Ryo introduced as he shook hands with Diana. "Um..see, I'm a baker and I...well, I wanted to try something new. I was tired of baking the same old boring stuff so I wanted to see if there were more challenging pastries I could make." he finished with a smile.
"My, aren't you a handsome guy?" Diana replied winking.
"Yeah, but he's MY guy." Dee interrupted, putting an arm around Ryo and shooting Diana a deadly look.
"Dee..." Ryo scowled as he warned his lover.
"Hehhehehehehe...." Diana snickered as she brought a hand to her mouth. "Possessive aren't we? I like you...But let's get down to business. I sell magic pastries, or shall I say I sell a rainbow potion for pastries." Pointing to the butterfly that flew around her, Diana continued.
"See this beauty here? She floats as if she were real. She brings joy to people as she entertains and at the same time, quenches their hunger. She's made with a drop of rainbow essence, powdered sugar, and most of all...love. But, only one who enjoys the art of baking most can bring forth this beautiful creation. I can give it to you...for a measely one grand." Diana added with a wink.
"WHAAT!!!!!! You expect me to pay that much for a lousy bottle of rainbow essence?" Dee shouted, pointing an accusing finger to Diana.
Pouting, Diana replied,"What? One grand isn't too much to ask for. What are you, cheap?"
"I.AM.NOT.CHEAP!" Dee growled as Ryo held him back from Diana.
"Well, one grand is my final offer so you either take it or leave it!" the woman finished, ignoring Dee's outbursts.
Holding Dee back, Ryo sweat-dropped and gave Diana a nervouse smile. "I'll take it."
Smiling, Diana rang Ryo up and handed him instructions:
1. Use only 1 drop of rainbow essence
2. Sprinkle desired powder sugar into the recipe
3. Give it some lovin'
NOTE: Powdered sugar and the baker's attitude determines the outcome of the pastry. Plus, too much rainbow essence can cause bad results.
Kissing Ryo on the cheek, Diana smiled as Dee started going crazy. Bidding the two farewell, Diana winked and disappeared in a blink of an eye. Pink smoke swirled in replacement of Diana's magic shop. Shouts of "I'll get you Diana!" and "Damn you!" echoed through the market as an embarassed Ryo dragged Dee home.
Finally, after reaching the comfort of their home, Ryo gathered his supplies together and decided to bake while Dee sat watching him. Grumbling, Dee couldn't believe he let Ryo buy some stupid rainbow drops. While the black-eyed blonde babe busied himself preparing the flour, he accidentally got some on his shirt and face. Realizing he ruined his favorite shirt, Ryo ordered Dee to add in the remaining ingredients so he could change.
Still angry at Diana and vowing vengeance, Dee went over to Ryo's concoction. Mumbling "yeah, yeah" Dee took over. Paying no attention to the instructions, Dee grabbed a pinchful of powdered sugar and used two drops of rainbow essence. Returning to the kitchen, Ryo kissed Dee's cheek and thanked him. Rolling the batter out and cutting it into a palm-sized gingerbread man, Ryo popped it into the oven. Setting the timer on, Ryo and Dee went to the living room to relax.
"BOOM, BAM, BANG!" went the oven. Shouting an "Oh no, my cookie!" Ryo shot up from his seat and ran to the kitchen, Dee following behind. Opening the oven door, Ryo coughed as smoke billowed out. As soon as the smoke cleared, a small squeaky voice(chipmunk) called out:
"Owwwww! You BASTARDS! I've got first-degree burns!"
Confused, Ryo and Dee leaned down. What they saw shocked them: it was Ryo's gingerbread man sitting in an upright position...only, it had blonde color hair, blue eyes, dark skin, loose shoes, thuggie clothes...and it was alive.
Crossing its arms in front of it, the gingerbread man stared back and forth at Dee and Ryo. Wondering if his eyes were decieving him, Dee poked a finger in the gingerbread man's tummy, causing the cookie to hit Dee in the face with his arm. Covering his pea size bruise, Dee leaped for the cookie man, only to have Ryo stop him.
Pointing his stubby arm at Dee, the gingerbread man scowled: "Stop it you bozo, that tickles! Do it again and I'll smack ya! Anyways, what are your names?"
Remembering his manners, Ryo shook hands with the pastry and introduced both he and Dee. Smiling, Ryo felt himself become attached to the gingerbread man. He was just so darn cute, with his thuggie clothes and street-talk attitude. Giggling to himself, Ryo asked the cookie what its name was.
Acting tough and pointing to himself, the cookie replied:
"I'm the Bikky-Bread Man straight from the hood...so you better not mess with me!" pointing his nose in the air.
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[The Present: Dee and Ryo]
"Bikky? the gingerbread man? hahhahhahahaha who would ever thought" Ryo snickered.
"Well, I was going to make him the ugly duckli--"
"DEE!"
"Ow! hahahhaha okay, okay....anyways...."
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Annoyed, Dee eyed Bikky and brought out a cup of milk. "Hmmm...looks like an ordinary cookie to me." Without warning, Dee grabbed Bikky by the waist and trapped the cookie in his clenched fist.
Struggling, the Bikky-Bread Man started squirming, uttering shouts of "Let me go dumbass" and other not-so-nice words. Ryo, on the other hand tried to get Dee to release Bikky. Trapped in Dee's fist, Bikky gave a hard kick to Dee's chin, making the man drop him. Laughing triumphantly, the Bikky-Bread Man dropped on top of the kitchen table. Skipping along, dodging Dee and Ryo's hands, the Bikky-Bread Man started laughing an evil laugh. Kicking bowls and running through the flour, the Bikky-Bread Man started shouting:
"Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the Bikky-Bread Ma--yelp!"
"What'cha gonna do now, cookie?" Dee asked, holding Bikky by his cookie collar. Mad dogging Dee, Bikky replied:
"I'm gonna kick your ass!" and started swinging his stubby arms and legs through air. Failing miserably, Bikky gave up as he stopped and crossed his arms. Laughing uncontrollably, Dee swung Bikky back and forth as tears came to his eyes. Grinning evily, Bikky swung his foot in front, hitting Dee on the forehead with his loose cookie shoe.
Feeling the shoe hit him, Dee stopped and looked at Bikky. The little punk had his arms crossed and was smirking. 'I'll teach him a lesson' the raven-haired man thought. Grabbing Bikky in a tight grip, Dee wrestled with Bikky, trying to dunk the cookie man in the cup of milk. Soon, the two were bickering back and forth, challenging one another to childish games such as memory and marbles. The sun began to set as Ryo sat staring at the two. Giving up, the sandy-haired man retired to the bedroom, leaving Dee and Bikky. Night turned into day as both guys gave in to exhaustion and knocked out.
Sleeping in the kitchen, Dee laid slumped back in his chair, Bikky curling up on his shoulder. Together, both guys snored in unison, getting along in their sleep."
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[The Present: Dee and Ryo]
"Ne...Ryo? Are you listening?"
Leaning over, Dee saw that Ryo had fallen asleep. Smiling, Dee pulled the covers up more and snuggled against Ryo. Kissing him on the cheek, Dee whispered a good night and relaxed as sleep took him over.
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Moral of the Day: NEVER use more than 1 drop of Rainbow Essence!
Yippee! I finished! Did you all enjoy it? I LOVED it! Who would of ever thought of mixing Fairy Tales with FAKE huh? Anyways, I can't decide whether or not I want to write more chapters...what do you guys think? Well anyways, I hope you enjoyed reading this and hopefully write me some reviews!
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^*>o<*^:Damn it, Ryo and Dee got away! I was THIS close to owning them...
^*^o^*<: I, the great Sanami Matoh owns Ryo, Dee, and all of FAKE!
Dee's stories are parodies of Grimm's Fairy Tales, some insights of Disney classics, and a little bit of Mother Goose.
######################################################################## #####
Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales
Told By: Kit_Yang +<^-^>+
Tale One: The Bikky-Bread Man <(@o@)>
Ryo McLean sighed heavily as he tried to concentrate. His day couldn't possibly be any worse. Dropping his pencil, Ryo took a sip of his coffee, only to put it down. Seems the coffee had gone cold. Nothing was going right. It all started this morning. Waking up to the sounds of Dee and Bikky arguing ruined his moment of silence and peace. Getting up, Ryo freshened up and started breakfast. After making sure Bikky wasn't going to ditch school, Ryo and Dee headed to work.
New York Traffic was pretty bad in the mornings. All you could hear were shouts of "Hey you!" and "Get going already!". Not to mention the sound of horns honking in every direction. Just when things were about to go good, it started pouring. Arriving at the precinct, Ryo and Dee had to run through the rain because Dee's umbrella was nowhere to be found. Breathing in deeply, the blonde man tried his best to relax and finish up his paperwork. Staring as words started to scramble and blur in front of him, Ryo started burning up. Trying to focus his vision, Ryo was surprised when a warm hand touched his forehead.
"Baby, you alright?" Dee asked hesistantly. Feeling Ryo's forehead, Dee knew his lover was catching a fever. Thank God he peeked at Ryo before continuing his work. He was about to write something down when he managed to look up and see how pale Ryo was. Going to his lover's side, Dee took Ryo's face in his hands.
"Huh?...Dee?...uh, yeah...heh, I'm o-okay." Ryo said with a weak smile. Taking quick breaths, Ryo tried his best to stay awake. Eyes closing, losing himself in the warmth of Dee's touch, Ryo fell foward. With quick reflexes, Dee caught Ryo in his arms. Caressing the blonde's cheek, Dee knew it wasn't good. His Ryo was sick. Shouting over for Drake to give Rose a message, Dee carried Ryo in his arms and headed home.
Arriving at their home, Dee entered their apartment still carrying Ryo. They were alone, thank God. Bikky would've accused him of doing something to Ryo which would only lead to another argument. As if he and the boy didn't already have enough problems going on. Taking Ryo into the bedroom, Dee changed Ryo's clothes, and dressed him in some plain silk pajamas. Laying Ryo on the bed, Dee brought the blankets up and kissed his lover on his cheek. Smiling warmly, Dee went into the kitchen to bring a towel and place it on his baby's forehead.
A bowl of cold water and a towel in the other, Dee came back and simply stared at how vulnerable his lover was. Sitting on the edge of the bed, Dee placed the drenched towel on Ryo's forehead. 'I'm sorry baby' Dee thought. Lightly stroking his lover's cheek, Dee leaned forward and kissed him lightly on the forehead. Waking up slowly, Ryo opened his eyes as he felt Dee's light kiss. Staring up and losing himself in dark loving eyes, Ryo smiled and whispered,"Sorry koi..."
Shaking his head back and forth, Dee took Ryo's face in his hands. Kissing Ryo lightly on the lips, Dee told him,"I love you." Wanting to cuddle with Dee, Ryo patted the bed, gesturing Dee to join him. Smiling, Dee moved the covers and got into the bed. Removing the towel and placing it back in the bowel, Dee reached for the covers. Turning to the side, Dee cuddled Ryo from behind, giving him light kisses on the neck. Holding eachother and enjoying one another's warmth, Dee and Ryo laid in bed as the minutes rolled by. Unable to sleep, Ryo stroked Dee's hands and whispered lowly:
"Koi...tell me a bedtime story."
"What do you want to hear?" Dee asked as he breathed in the smell of Ryo.
"I don't care...anything...as long as I can hear your voice."
Hugging Ryo closer, Dee laid in silence, trying to think of a good story. Smiling, Dee gave Ryo a light squeeze and began unwinding his tale:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
[Narrator:Dee]
"There once was a man who lived with his gorgeous lover. Now, the man was a tall, dark and handsome guy with green eyes and his name was Dee. He had midnight black hair and a smile to die for. Well, he lived in a little house with a drop dead gorgeous Japanese-American who went by the name of Ryo."
Snickering, Ryo smiled as he continued to listen to Dee's ridiculous tale about them. Noticing that Ryo was enjoying his story, Dee continued.
[In the story: Dee and Ryo at home]
"Uh, Ryo...are you getting a cold?" Dee asked, looking around at the walls.
"Anou...aaaachoooooo! I don't think I am" Ryo replied.
"That's strange...someone must be talking about you" Dee said, stroking his chin.
[Narrator:Dee]
"Well, Ryo and Dee were happy. Everyday, they would go to work and afterwards, Ryo would cook and bake some cookies or goodies for dessert. One day, Ryo got bored of baking the same old pastries. He wanted to try something new...he wanted a challenge. So one day, Ryo and his lover went into the market for some supplies. They stopped by a booth, filled with cakes and cookies of all sorts of colors. It was a baker's dream come true."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
[The Present: Dee and Ryo]
"Heh heh heh heh. Anou, Dee...don't you think that's a bit too much?" Ryo laughed as he imagined this rainbow treasure of delights.
"Hush, this is my story...do you want me to continue or not?" Dee asked, pretending to pout.
"Gomen Dee...please, continue."
Clearing his throat, Dee carried on:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
[Narrator:Dee]
"Anyways, Dee and Ryo were entranced as they stared at the display of yummy treats. Everywhere they looked, the two men saw figures of little people, butterflies, stars, and all sorts of interesting objects. Leaning close to the butterfly cookies, Dee was surprised when all the cookies started floating in the air, dancing and twirling to and fro. Amazed, Dee was entranced as he tried to grab it. Fluttering away from the dark-haired man's grasp, the butterfly flew to the owner of this magical place.
Looking up, Dee let out a gasp and tapped Ryo on the shoulder, catching his attention. Both men stared at a beautiful blonde woman. She stood almost to their height and had a volumptous figure. Too bad he was taken, Dee thought only to be smacked in the back of his head by a jealous Ryo.
"Quit drooling" Ryo scowled at Dee as he turned to greet the woman.
Rolling his eyes, Dee and Ryo introduced themselves and was greeted in return.
"Welcome to my Magical Shop of Pastr--"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
[The Present: Dee and Ryo]
"Bwahahahhahha" Ryo laughed non-stop.
"What?" Dee asked offensively as he stared at Ryo.
"Hhahahahha...really Dee, a pastry magic shop...now that's a classic." Ryo replied as he tried to contain his laughter.
"Hey, do you want to hear this story or not?" Dee asked impatiently.
"Hai...gomen..."
Hugging Ryo tight to him again, Dee continued:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
[Narrator: Dee]
"Welcome to my Magical Shop of Pastries. I am the owner, Diana Spacey" the woman replied. "I sell pastries and dreams.(Reference: The famous quote from Petshop of Horrors revised) What is your greatest desires, gentlemen?" the woman asked.
"Uh...Hi, I'm Ryo McLean and this is my parnter Dee Laytner." Ryo introduced as he shook hands with Diana. "Um..see, I'm a baker and I...well, I wanted to try something new. I was tired of baking the same old boring stuff so I wanted to see if there were more challenging pastries I could make." he finished with a smile.
"My, aren't you a handsome guy?" Diana replied winking.
"Yeah, but he's MY guy." Dee interrupted, putting an arm around Ryo and shooting Diana a deadly look.
"Dee..." Ryo scowled as he warned his lover.
"Hehhehehehehe...." Diana snickered as she brought a hand to her mouth. "Possessive aren't we? I like you...But let's get down to business. I sell magic pastries, or shall I say I sell a rainbow potion for pastries." Pointing to the butterfly that flew around her, Diana continued.
"See this beauty here? She floats as if she were real. She brings joy to people as she entertains and at the same time, quenches their hunger. She's made with a drop of rainbow essence, powdered sugar, and most of all...love. But, only one who enjoys the art of baking most can bring forth this beautiful creation. I can give it to you...for a measely one grand." Diana added with a wink.
"WHAAT!!!!!! You expect me to pay that much for a lousy bottle of rainbow essence?" Dee shouted, pointing an accusing finger to Diana.
Pouting, Diana replied,"What? One grand isn't too much to ask for. What are you, cheap?"
"I.AM.NOT.CHEAP!" Dee growled as Ryo held him back from Diana.
"Well, one grand is my final offer so you either take it or leave it!" the woman finished, ignoring Dee's outbursts.
Holding Dee back, Ryo sweat-dropped and gave Diana a nervouse smile. "I'll take it."
Smiling, Diana rang Ryo up and handed him instructions:
1. Use only 1 drop of rainbow essence
2. Sprinkle desired powder sugar into the recipe
3. Give it some lovin'
NOTE: Powdered sugar and the baker's attitude determines the outcome of the pastry. Plus, too much rainbow essence can cause bad results.
Kissing Ryo on the cheek, Diana smiled as Dee started going crazy. Bidding the two farewell, Diana winked and disappeared in a blink of an eye. Pink smoke swirled in replacement of Diana's magic shop. Shouts of "I'll get you Diana!" and "Damn you!" echoed through the market as an embarassed Ryo dragged Dee home.
Finally, after reaching the comfort of their home, Ryo gathered his supplies together and decided to bake while Dee sat watching him. Grumbling, Dee couldn't believe he let Ryo buy some stupid rainbow drops. While the black-eyed blonde babe busied himself preparing the flour, he accidentally got some on his shirt and face. Realizing he ruined his favorite shirt, Ryo ordered Dee to add in the remaining ingredients so he could change.
Still angry at Diana and vowing vengeance, Dee went over to Ryo's concoction. Mumbling "yeah, yeah" Dee took over. Paying no attention to the instructions, Dee grabbed a pinchful of powdered sugar and used two drops of rainbow essence. Returning to the kitchen, Ryo kissed Dee's cheek and thanked him. Rolling the batter out and cutting it into a palm-sized gingerbread man, Ryo popped it into the oven. Setting the timer on, Ryo and Dee went to the living room to relax.
"BOOM, BAM, BANG!" went the oven. Shouting an "Oh no, my cookie!" Ryo shot up from his seat and ran to the kitchen, Dee following behind. Opening the oven door, Ryo coughed as smoke billowed out. As soon as the smoke cleared, a small squeaky voice(chipmunk) called out:
"Owwwww! You BASTARDS! I've got first-degree burns!"
Confused, Ryo and Dee leaned down. What they saw shocked them: it was Ryo's gingerbread man sitting in an upright position...only, it had blonde color hair, blue eyes, dark skin, loose shoes, thuggie clothes...and it was alive.
Crossing its arms in front of it, the gingerbread man stared back and forth at Dee and Ryo. Wondering if his eyes were decieving him, Dee poked a finger in the gingerbread man's tummy, causing the cookie to hit Dee in the face with his arm. Covering his pea size bruise, Dee leaped for the cookie man, only to have Ryo stop him.
Pointing his stubby arm at Dee, the gingerbread man scowled: "Stop it you bozo, that tickles! Do it again and I'll smack ya! Anyways, what are your names?"
Remembering his manners, Ryo shook hands with the pastry and introduced both he and Dee. Smiling, Ryo felt himself become attached to the gingerbread man. He was just so darn cute, with his thuggie clothes and street-talk attitude. Giggling to himself, Ryo asked the cookie what its name was.
Acting tough and pointing to himself, the cookie replied:
"I'm the Bikky-Bread Man straight from the hood...so you better not mess with me!" pointing his nose in the air.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
[The Present: Dee and Ryo]
"Bikky? the gingerbread man? hahhahhahahaha who would ever thought" Ryo snickered.
"Well, I was going to make him the ugly duckli--"
"DEE!"
"Ow! hahahhaha okay, okay....anyways...."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~
[Narrator: Dee]
"Annoyed, Dee eyed Bikky and brought out a cup of milk. "Hmmm...looks like an ordinary cookie to me." Without warning, Dee grabbed Bikky by the waist and trapped the cookie in his clenched fist.
Struggling, the Bikky-Bread Man started squirming, uttering shouts of "Let me go dumbass" and other not-so-nice words. Ryo, on the other hand tried to get Dee to release Bikky. Trapped in Dee's fist, Bikky gave a hard kick to Dee's chin, making the man drop him. Laughing triumphantly, the Bikky-Bread Man dropped on top of the kitchen table. Skipping along, dodging Dee and Ryo's hands, the Bikky-Bread Man started laughing an evil laugh. Kicking bowls and running through the flour, the Bikky-Bread Man started shouting:
"Run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the Bikky-Bread Ma--yelp!"
"What'cha gonna do now, cookie?" Dee asked, holding Bikky by his cookie collar. Mad dogging Dee, Bikky replied:
"I'm gonna kick your ass!" and started swinging his stubby arms and legs through air. Failing miserably, Bikky gave up as he stopped and crossed his arms. Laughing uncontrollably, Dee swung Bikky back and forth as tears came to his eyes. Grinning evily, Bikky swung his foot in front, hitting Dee on the forehead with his loose cookie shoe.
Feeling the shoe hit him, Dee stopped and looked at Bikky. The little punk had his arms crossed and was smirking. 'I'll teach him a lesson' the raven-haired man thought. Grabbing Bikky in a tight grip, Dee wrestled with Bikky, trying to dunk the cookie man in the cup of milk. Soon, the two were bickering back and forth, challenging one another to childish games such as memory and marbles. The sun began to set as Ryo sat staring at the two. Giving up, the sandy-haired man retired to the bedroom, leaving Dee and Bikky. Night turned into day as both guys gave in to exhaustion and knocked out.
Sleeping in the kitchen, Dee laid slumped back in his chair, Bikky curling up on his shoulder. Together, both guys snored in unison, getting along in their sleep."
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[The Present: Dee and Ryo]
"Ne...Ryo? Are you listening?"
Leaning over, Dee saw that Ryo had fallen asleep. Smiling, Dee pulled the covers up more and snuggled against Ryo. Kissing him on the cheek, Dee whispered a good night and relaxed as sleep took him over.
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Moral of the Day: NEVER use more than 1 drop of Rainbow Essence!
Yippee! I finished! Did you all enjoy it? I LOVED it! Who would of ever thought of mixing Fairy Tales with FAKE huh? Anyways, I can't decide whether or not I want to write more chapters...what do you guys think? Well anyways, I hope you enjoyed reading this and hopefully write me some reviews!
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