Fake Fan Fiction ❯ Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales ❯ Tale Two: Carol Pick Pocket Hood ( Chapter 2 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: kit_shang 
Anime/Manga: Fake Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.16.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 508 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fake Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.16.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 3.1K | Visits: 508 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Kit_Yang vs.Sanami Matoh
^*>o<*^:Damn it, Ryo and Dee got away! I was THIS close to owning them...
^*^o^*<: I, the great Sanami Matoh owns Ryo, Dee, and all of FAKE!
Dee's stories are parodies of Grimm's Fairy Tales, some insights of Disney classics, and a little bit of Mother Goose.
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Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales
Told By: Kit_Yang +<^-^>+
Tale Two: Carol Pick Pocket Hood >(~o^)<
Morning arrived as the two lovers slowly awoke. Still holding eachother in one another's arms, the two snuggled under the covers conserving their body heat. Waking up, Dee leaned over Ryo and felt his temple. 'Thank God his fever's gone' Dee thought. Getting up, Dee freshened and got ready for work. Finished dressing, Dee went over to Ryo and slowly shook his blonde babe awake. Murmurming in his sleep, Dee thought Ryo was absolutely adorable. Leaning down and giving his love a peck on the cheek, Dee continued to slowly shake Ryo awake. Opening his eyes, Ryo smiled and kissed Dee's cheek in return.
"Ohaiyo koibito...oh no! we're late! Dee, why didn't you wake me up?!" Ryo said frantically as he glimpsed at the clock. Jumping out of bed, Ryo hurriedly freshened up and threw on some clothes.
"We would of been at work if you didn't decide to sleep in" Dee smirked as he headed into the kitchen for some coffee. Watching Ryo as he scrambled here and there, Dee decided to prepare breakfast for Ryo. Wrapping a bagel in a sandwich wrapper, Dee put it in a paper bag along with some fruits for his lover to chow down. Grabbing Ryo's breakfast, Dee headed to the door and waited for the blonde.
"Hurry! What are you doing just standing there? We're gonna be late!" Ryo cried as he practically shoved the door open. As he was about to dash out the door, Dee grabbed his arms and kissed him deeply. Breaking apart, Dee winked at Ryo and went on ahead. Catching his breath, Ryo locked the door and followed behind Dee.
Work seemed so long Ryo thought to himself as he sat at his desk. This was the first time he felt like doing nothing. No paperwork, no reports, nada...nothing. He didn't quite understand why...usually he would find something to keep him occupied but today was different. Propping his chin on his palm, Ryo stared at Dee. Looking up from his paperwork, Dee raised an eyebrow and asked:
"Something the matter Ryo?"
Laying his head down on the desk, Ryo murmured: "Hmmm...no...I just don't have the motivation to work today."
"Okay, where's my Ryo and what did you do to him?" Dee pointed a finger at the stranger across from him.
"Dee...what happened to the Bikky-Bread Man? Did Dee eat him or did the Bikky-Bread Man beat Dee up?" Ryo asked excitedly as he ignored Dee's question.
Staring dumbly at Ryo, Dee dropped his finger and sighed. Shot down to the core Dee thought. Shaking his head back and forth, Dee started to pick up where he left off but Ryo kept interrupting him with questions concerning the Bikky-Bread Man. It got to the point where Ryo was practically reaching across the table, grabbing Dee and shaking him back and forth for answers. Kinda like bad cop, good cop.
Still shaking Dee back and forth, Ryo cried: "Dee, Dee, Dee....what happened after? I'm sorry I fell asleep! I was too tired but now I'm ready! What happened to Dee and the Bikky-Bread Man? I wanna know! I wanna know!"
Circulation cutting off, Dee grabbed Ryo's arms and held him still. "Geez Louise! Let me breathe!!!!!!" Letting Dee go, Ryo uttered numerous "gomen's", capturing the attention of Drake, Ted, JJ. Whispering among themselves, they gathered over to Ryo and Dee to see what was up.
"Yo, Dee are you okay?"
"Dude, you look wasted!"
"Ahhh...Dee-senpai!!!"
Drake, Ted, and JJ all mumbled to Dee while snickering. Looking at a blue Dee and a guilty strickened Ryo, the three men put two and two together. The three ganged up on the blonde and hounded him with questions.
"Ryo, how could you?"
"Hahahahaha playin' it rough eh?"
"How dare you to that to my Dee-senpai?"
Caught redhanded, Ryo looked at Drake, Ted, and JJ and laughed nervously. 'They're onto me' Ryo thought sweatdropping. Spilling the beans, Ryo pointed an accusing finger at Dee and shouted:
"He MADE me do it, I swear! It's Dee's fault...yesterday I caught a fever and he told me a bedtime story and now I can't get it out of my head because all I can think about is the Bikky-Bread Man and colorful cookies made with rainbow essence I bought for one grand from Diana at a market because I was tired of baking the same old pastries and I wanted a challenge!!!!!!!" Ryo gasped, finally taking a deep breath after spouting his run-on explanation.
Drake, Ted, and JJ stared at Ryo wide-eyed. Turning to Dee, the three slammed their hands on the desk, making Ryo jump. Drake grabbed Dee's shirt while Ted and JJ went to his side and grabbed his arms. Shaking Dee to and fro, the three men begged Dee to continue his story. Shouts of "What happens?", "Show me the cookies", and "Is Dee going to fall in love with JJ?" bounced off the walls of the work room and slammed into Dee.
"OKAY!!!!!" Dee shouted as he stood up clenching his hair, throwing Drake, Ted, and JJ off of him. Clearing his throat, Dee fixed his messy hair and straighten himself. Sitting down on his chair Dee looked at Ryo, Drake, Ted, and JJ. Taking deep breaths, the four men waited anxiously for Dee to hurry up and continue his tale. When Dee still did not utter a single word, the four men were prepared to jump him right then and there. They all got into a pouncing position when Dee's baritone voice stopped them in mid-air:
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Well, morning came as the dish ran away with the spoon and the cow jumped over the moon. Ryo came into the kitchen and started breakfast as Dee and the Bikky-Bread Man slowly awoke. Waking up from the aroma that came from Ryo's morning meal, Dee and the Bikky-Bread Man got up and stretched their aching limbs. Coming face to face and making eye contact, both guys stared at eachother, reading one another's thoughts. Before Dee could throw Bikky off him, the little bread man jumped up and kicked Dee in the chin. Laughing triumphantly, Bikky jumped off of his mortal enemy and hid behind Ryo. Vein popping, Dee shot out of his chair and ran after the little runt, only to face a protective Ryo who was holding a spatula.
"Don't even think about it." Ryo ended his statement, shooting Dee a dead serious look.
"Hahhahahah loser!" the Bikky-Bread Man retorted, sticking his tongue out at Dee.
Grinning evily, Dee crouched down to Bikky's level and retorted: "Careful munchkin, I wouldn't want to leave nothing but bread crumbs behind."
"Owwww! What'd you do that for?" Dee asked, rubbing the the spot where Ryo smacked him.
"Behave." With that, Ryo turned and resumed his cooking.
Snickering behind Ryo, Bikky continued laughing as he made fun of Dee. Mumbling to himself, Dee sat at the table, cursing the day he bought Ryo that accursed rainbow essence. Breakfast was finally served as the three companions sat at the table and enjoyed their meal.
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[The Present]
"But Dee-senpai, cookies can't eat!" JJ interrupted
"Yeah, wouldn't that be weird? food eating food? Ted retorted.
"Use your damn imaginations!" Dee scowled.
"Well, they are right...wouldn't it be hard for the Bikky-Bread Man to digest food? What am I saying? He doesn't even have a digestion system." Drake scratched his head in confusion.
"Look, it's my story...I can do whatever I wa--" Dee stopped as he gave up. Continuing the story once more:
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Anyways, back to what I was saying...the three companions finished their food. Well, like the brat the Bikky-Bread Man was, Dee and Ryo decided to take him out for a walk in the forest behind their hut. Skipping happily along, the Bikky-Bread Man paid no attention to his surroundings, unaware of predatory eyes that followed him everywhere. Thinking of a way to pay Bikky back for this morning, Dee smirked as he shouted:
"CAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!"(a crow's shout I guess hehehehhehe), making Bikky jump and run back to safety. Jumping onto Dee, the Bikky-Bread Man clung tightly to his shirt as he looked everywhere for the bird.
"Hahhahahaha....guess you're a soft batch after all...and here you had me fooled by your thuggie attitude!" Dee laughed, trying to contain his laughter.
"Dee that wasn't nice. Don't you know you could've given him a heart attack? Ryo scowled as he stared at the two.
"This punk is a heartless!(Kingdom Hearts) Even if I was to give him one, he'd still be a shapeless black thing." Dee finished waving his hand around.
Turning his back to them, Ryo shook his head back and forth and continued ahead. Raising an eyebrow, the Bikky-Bread Man slapped Dee across the face and jumped down. Grinning innocently Bikky skipped to Ryo's side and took his hands as the two went sight seeing. Covering his red cheek, Dee vowed vengeance as he shot imaginary beams from his eyes and cooked Bikky to a pulp. Still in la-la land, Dee didn't notice when he bumped into somebody.
Hearing a "owwww" brought Dee back to earth as he stared at a certain someone.
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[The Present]
"Ooh, Ooh, I know! It's the genie from Rumpelstilskin!" JJ said, raising his hands in the air like a kindergarten, waiting to be called.
"Dummy, the genie is from Disney's Abu." Ted remarked as he looked over at JJ.
"Really? I thought it was Aladdin?" Drake voiced his opinion.
"Wait, maybe it's the dwarves!" Ryo said excitedly.
Bowing his head down, Dee thought 'What did I get myself into?' as he continued to listen to Drake, Ted, Ryo, and JJ guess who the mystery person was.
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Like I said, Dee bumped into a certain person without paying the slightest attention. Helping her up, Dee mentioned for Ryo and Bikky to come back. Looking down, he saw it was a girl around the age of thirteen or so. She had long reddish-brunette hair and moss colored eyes that seemed to just stare into you(I'm using descriptions from the OVA). She was also adorned with a red cape that was tied around her neck that came to her calves. Around her hands was a basket of some sort that chicks carried to picnics. Staring up at Dee, the girl spoke:
"Howdy! Whatcha all doin' out here?" she asked innocently as she now saw Ryo and Bikky by Dee's side.
"Takin' a walk...what abouts you red?" Dee said looking distrustingly at the girl.
"I'm heading to my aunt's house..." the girl said as she beamed. "So, I'll be going along now!"
"Not so fast, short stuff" Dee growled as he grabbed the girl's hood. Letting out a "yelp!", the girl dangled from Dee's hands as he lifted her up. Dropping her basket onto the ground, coins of all sorts spilled out, creating a road of gold. Ryo let out a "Hey, that's our coin bag!" as he picked it up and stuffed it back in his shirt.
"A pick pocket huh?" Dee eyed the girl suspiciously.
"Yup! Carol Pick Pocket Hood at your service!" Carol said as Dee dropped her. Landing with a "thump", Carol rubbed her bottom and asked nervously:
"You aren't going to turn me in or anything...are ya?"
"I dunno...depends on how many pockets you've picked." Dee answered.
Rolling his eyes, Ryo pushed Dee to the side as he introduced himself and everyone else to Carol.
"Hi Carol. My name is Ryo McLean, that's my partner Dee Laytner, and this little guy is the Bikky-Bread Man. Dee and I are law officers, so I want you to tell me something. If you tell me the reason behind all this, I may let you go. Now, give me the honest truth...why have you been pick pocketing?"
Tears wielding in her eyes, Carol pulled her "I'm a damsel in distress" act and started blabbering.
"Oh officer! My aunt is sick! I don't know what to do...she's been acting weird lately and--"
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[The Present]
Dee was interrupted for the upteenth time as his companions started blurting out absurd comments:
"Did she eat a poison apple?" Ted questioned Dee as he jot down notes.
"She caught a flu, didn't she?" Drake said as he pointed a finger at Dee.
"Poor Carol" Ryo replied sympathetically.
"I know! She's turning into a fish and she's needs to be set free into the ocean!" JJ offered.
Dee, Drake, Ted, and Ryo looked at JJ and started pounding their heads onto their desks.
"What? What did I say?" JJ asked
"It's none of those reasons so just let me finish dammit! Back to the story!"
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Oh officer! My aunt is sick! I don't know what to do...she's been acting weird lately and I don't know what's wrong...sniff..that's why..that's why I've been pick pocketing cuz I have no money and I need it to buy some medicine from the docs!"
Crying all over the place now, Carol Pick Pocket Hood's body shook as Ryo fell into her trap and embraced her in his arms. Dee and Bikky looked at eachother and then at Ryo. Agreeing that he was a total softie, the Bikky-Bread Man and Dee decided to walk ahead, giving the two some time alone. Walking together now, Bikky on Dee's shoulders, the two walked by a small house that looked home welcoming. Deciding to take a peek, the two peered in through the back window and saw a figure by the bed. It looked weird...almost animal like and human at the same time.
"That's my auntie!" Carol Pick Pocket Hood said as she and Ryo came from behind, hand in hand.
"She's been growling and howling lately...sniff...I'm afraid to visit her."
Hugging his arms around her shoulders, Ryo assured her everything would be alright. Motioning for Dee to follow him, the two men entered the house and decided to check things out. As Ryo neared the figure on the bed, it appeared to be a person with square-like glasses. Under the hair cap, strands of blonde could be seen poking out of its hiding place. The blonde man became uncomfortable as he felt the piercing stare of the figure eyeing him up and down, checking out every inch of him. Swallowing nervously, Ryo inched closer and saw it was indeed a man, wearing a wolf nose (the kind that has the elastic band..you know, for halloween and stuff) with black paws peeking from beneath the sheets, and a tail that swooshed back and forth under the covers.
"Ur...uh...Well my, Carol's aunt...what nice glasses you have...heh" Ryo asked nervously as he sweat-dropped.
Shooting Ryo a devilish grin, the man-wolf answered:
"Why my dear...the better to strip you with."
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[The Present]
"Well, that's all for today" Dee announced as he made ready to go to lunch.
"But Dee! We have to know what happens!" Ryo whined, followed by a "Yeah!" from Drake, a "Does the man-dog get the chicks?" from Ted, and a "When does Dee fall in love with JJ?"
Dismissing them, Dee replied:
"Nope, sorry guys...I'm beat...but if you guys TREAT me to lunch, I might find the energy to continue the story." His victory however crumbled when he felt a tingling sensation behind him.
Feeling the barrel of a gun in the back of his head, Dee heard an arrogant voice directed to him: "I suggest you continue, Detective Laytner." Rose replied as he grinned at Dee.
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Moral of the Day: Never fall for the "Damsel's in Distress" Act
Well, Chapter 2 is here...Hahahha, I thought it was pretty funny. So did ya'll like it when JJ said Carol's aunt was becoming a fish? I know it was cheesy but hey, I couldn't think of anything else. And the genie from Disney's Abu? Now that was hilarious! +<^-^>+
I hope you enjoyed it and hope you'll leave me some reviews!
^*>o<*^:Damn it, Ryo and Dee got away! I was THIS close to owning them...
^*^o^*<: I, the great Sanami Matoh owns Ryo, Dee, and all of FAKE!
Dee's stories are parodies of Grimm's Fairy Tales, some insights of Disney classics, and a little bit of Mother Goose.
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Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales
Told By: Kit_Yang +<^-^>+
Tale Two: Carol Pick Pocket Hood >(~o^)<
Morning arrived as the two lovers slowly awoke. Still holding eachother in one another's arms, the two snuggled under the covers conserving their body heat. Waking up, Dee leaned over Ryo and felt his temple. 'Thank God his fever's gone' Dee thought. Getting up, Dee freshened and got ready for work. Finished dressing, Dee went over to Ryo and slowly shook his blonde babe awake. Murmurming in his sleep, Dee thought Ryo was absolutely adorable. Leaning down and giving his love a peck on the cheek, Dee continued to slowly shake Ryo awake. Opening his eyes, Ryo smiled and kissed Dee's cheek in return.
"Ohaiyo koibito...oh no! we're late! Dee, why didn't you wake me up?!" Ryo said frantically as he glimpsed at the clock. Jumping out of bed, Ryo hurriedly freshened up and threw on some clothes.
"We would of been at work if you didn't decide to sleep in" Dee smirked as he headed into the kitchen for some coffee. Watching Ryo as he scrambled here and there, Dee decided to prepare breakfast for Ryo. Wrapping a bagel in a sandwich wrapper, Dee put it in a paper bag along with some fruits for his lover to chow down. Grabbing Ryo's breakfast, Dee headed to the door and waited for the blonde.
"Hurry! What are you doing just standing there? We're gonna be late!" Ryo cried as he practically shoved the door open. As he was about to dash out the door, Dee grabbed his arms and kissed him deeply. Breaking apart, Dee winked at Ryo and went on ahead. Catching his breath, Ryo locked the door and followed behind Dee.
Work seemed so long Ryo thought to himself as he sat at his desk. This was the first time he felt like doing nothing. No paperwork, no reports, nada...nothing. He didn't quite understand why...usually he would find something to keep him occupied but today was different. Propping his chin on his palm, Ryo stared at Dee. Looking up from his paperwork, Dee raised an eyebrow and asked:
"Something the matter Ryo?"
Laying his head down on the desk, Ryo murmured: "Hmmm...no...I just don't have the motivation to work today."
"Okay, where's my Ryo and what did you do to him?" Dee pointed a finger at the stranger across from him.
"Dee...what happened to the Bikky-Bread Man? Did Dee eat him or did the Bikky-Bread Man beat Dee up?" Ryo asked excitedly as he ignored Dee's question.
Staring dumbly at Ryo, Dee dropped his finger and sighed. Shot down to the core Dee thought. Shaking his head back and forth, Dee started to pick up where he left off but Ryo kept interrupting him with questions concerning the Bikky-Bread Man. It got to the point where Ryo was practically reaching across the table, grabbing Dee and shaking him back and forth for answers. Kinda like bad cop, good cop.
Still shaking Dee back and forth, Ryo cried: "Dee, Dee, Dee....what happened after? I'm sorry I fell asleep! I was too tired but now I'm ready! What happened to Dee and the Bikky-Bread Man? I wanna know! I wanna know!"
Circulation cutting off, Dee grabbed Ryo's arms and held him still. "Geez Louise! Let me breathe!!!!!!" Letting Dee go, Ryo uttered numerous "gomen's", capturing the attention of Drake, Ted, JJ. Whispering among themselves, they gathered over to Ryo and Dee to see what was up.
"Yo, Dee are you okay?"
"Dude, you look wasted!"
"Ahhh...Dee-senpai!!!"
Drake, Ted, and JJ all mumbled to Dee while snickering. Looking at a blue Dee and a guilty strickened Ryo, the three men put two and two together. The three ganged up on the blonde and hounded him with questions.
"Ryo, how could you?"
"Hahahahaha playin' it rough eh?"
"How dare you to that to my Dee-senpai?"
Caught redhanded, Ryo looked at Drake, Ted, and JJ and laughed nervously. 'They're onto me' Ryo thought sweatdropping. Spilling the beans, Ryo pointed an accusing finger at Dee and shouted:
"He MADE me do it, I swear! It's Dee's fault...yesterday I caught a fever and he told me a bedtime story and now I can't get it out of my head because all I can think about is the Bikky-Bread Man and colorful cookies made with rainbow essence I bought for one grand from Diana at a market because I was tired of baking the same old pastries and I wanted a challenge!!!!!!!" Ryo gasped, finally taking a deep breath after spouting his run-on explanation.
Drake, Ted, and JJ stared at Ryo wide-eyed. Turning to Dee, the three slammed their hands on the desk, making Ryo jump. Drake grabbed Dee's shirt while Ted and JJ went to his side and grabbed his arms. Shaking Dee to and fro, the three men begged Dee to continue his story. Shouts of "What happens?", "Show me the cookies", and "Is Dee going to fall in love with JJ?" bounced off the walls of the work room and slammed into Dee.
"OKAY!!!!!" Dee shouted as he stood up clenching his hair, throwing Drake, Ted, and JJ off of him. Clearing his throat, Dee fixed his messy hair and straighten himself. Sitting down on his chair Dee looked at Ryo, Drake, Ted, and JJ. Taking deep breaths, the four men waited anxiously for Dee to hurry up and continue his tale. When Dee still did not utter a single word, the four men were prepared to jump him right then and there. They all got into a pouncing position when Dee's baritone voice stopped them in mid-air:
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Well, morning came as the dish ran away with the spoon and the cow jumped over the moon. Ryo came into the kitchen and started breakfast as Dee and the Bikky-Bread Man slowly awoke. Waking up from the aroma that came from Ryo's morning meal, Dee and the Bikky-Bread Man got up and stretched their aching limbs. Coming face to face and making eye contact, both guys stared at eachother, reading one another's thoughts. Before Dee could throw Bikky off him, the little bread man jumped up and kicked Dee in the chin. Laughing triumphantly, Bikky jumped off of his mortal enemy and hid behind Ryo. Vein popping, Dee shot out of his chair and ran after the little runt, only to face a protective Ryo who was holding a spatula.
"Don't even think about it." Ryo ended his statement, shooting Dee a dead serious look.
"Hahhahahah loser!" the Bikky-Bread Man retorted, sticking his tongue out at Dee.
Grinning evily, Dee crouched down to Bikky's level and retorted: "Careful munchkin, I wouldn't want to leave nothing but bread crumbs behind."
"Owwww! What'd you do that for?" Dee asked, rubbing the the spot where Ryo smacked him.
"Behave." With that, Ryo turned and resumed his cooking.
Snickering behind Ryo, Bikky continued laughing as he made fun of Dee. Mumbling to himself, Dee sat at the table, cursing the day he bought Ryo that accursed rainbow essence. Breakfast was finally served as the three companions sat at the table and enjoyed their meal.
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[The Present]
"But Dee-senpai, cookies can't eat!" JJ interrupted
"Yeah, wouldn't that be weird? food eating food? Ted retorted.
"Use your damn imaginations!" Dee scowled.
"Well, they are right...wouldn't it be hard for the Bikky-Bread Man to digest food? What am I saying? He doesn't even have a digestion system." Drake scratched his head in confusion.
"Look, it's my story...I can do whatever I wa--" Dee stopped as he gave up. Continuing the story once more:
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Anyways, back to what I was saying...the three companions finished their food. Well, like the brat the Bikky-Bread Man was, Dee and Ryo decided to take him out for a walk in the forest behind their hut. Skipping happily along, the Bikky-Bread Man paid no attention to his surroundings, unaware of predatory eyes that followed him everywhere. Thinking of a way to pay Bikky back for this morning, Dee smirked as he shouted:
"CAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!"(a crow's shout I guess hehehehhehe), making Bikky jump and run back to safety. Jumping onto Dee, the Bikky-Bread Man clung tightly to his shirt as he looked everywhere for the bird.
"Hahhahahaha....guess you're a soft batch after all...and here you had me fooled by your thuggie attitude!" Dee laughed, trying to contain his laughter.
"Dee that wasn't nice. Don't you know you could've given him a heart attack? Ryo scowled as he stared at the two.
"This punk is a heartless!(Kingdom Hearts) Even if I was to give him one, he'd still be a shapeless black thing." Dee finished waving his hand around.
Turning his back to them, Ryo shook his head back and forth and continued ahead. Raising an eyebrow, the Bikky-Bread Man slapped Dee across the face and jumped down. Grinning innocently Bikky skipped to Ryo's side and took his hands as the two went sight seeing. Covering his red cheek, Dee vowed vengeance as he shot imaginary beams from his eyes and cooked Bikky to a pulp. Still in la-la land, Dee didn't notice when he bumped into somebody.
Hearing a "owwww" brought Dee back to earth as he stared at a certain someone.
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[The Present]
"Ooh, Ooh, I know! It's the genie from Rumpelstilskin!" JJ said, raising his hands in the air like a kindergarten, waiting to be called.
"Dummy, the genie is from Disney's Abu." Ted remarked as he looked over at JJ.
"Really? I thought it was Aladdin?" Drake voiced his opinion.
"Wait, maybe it's the dwarves!" Ryo said excitedly.
Bowing his head down, Dee thought 'What did I get myself into?' as he continued to listen to Drake, Ted, Ryo, and JJ guess who the mystery person was.
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Like I said, Dee bumped into a certain person without paying the slightest attention. Helping her up, Dee mentioned for Ryo and Bikky to come back. Looking down, he saw it was a girl around the age of thirteen or so. She had long reddish-brunette hair and moss colored eyes that seemed to just stare into you(I'm using descriptions from the OVA). She was also adorned with a red cape that was tied around her neck that came to her calves. Around her hands was a basket of some sort that chicks carried to picnics. Staring up at Dee, the girl spoke:
"Howdy! Whatcha all doin' out here?" she asked innocently as she now saw Ryo and Bikky by Dee's side.
"Takin' a walk...what abouts you red?" Dee said looking distrustingly at the girl.
"I'm heading to my aunt's house..." the girl said as she beamed. "So, I'll be going along now!"
"Not so fast, short stuff" Dee growled as he grabbed the girl's hood. Letting out a "yelp!", the girl dangled from Dee's hands as he lifted her up. Dropping her basket onto the ground, coins of all sorts spilled out, creating a road of gold. Ryo let out a "Hey, that's our coin bag!" as he picked it up and stuffed it back in his shirt.
"A pick pocket huh?" Dee eyed the girl suspiciously.
"Yup! Carol Pick Pocket Hood at your service!" Carol said as Dee dropped her. Landing with a "thump", Carol rubbed her bottom and asked nervously:
"You aren't going to turn me in or anything...are ya?"
"I dunno...depends on how many pockets you've picked." Dee answered.
Rolling his eyes, Ryo pushed Dee to the side as he introduced himself and everyone else to Carol.
"Hi Carol. My name is Ryo McLean, that's my partner Dee Laytner, and this little guy is the Bikky-Bread Man. Dee and I are law officers, so I want you to tell me something. If you tell me the reason behind all this, I may let you go. Now, give me the honest truth...why have you been pick pocketing?"
Tears wielding in her eyes, Carol pulled her "I'm a damsel in distress" act and started blabbering.
"Oh officer! My aunt is sick! I don't know what to do...she's been acting weird lately and--"
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[The Present]
Dee was interrupted for the upteenth time as his companions started blurting out absurd comments:
"Did she eat a poison apple?" Ted questioned Dee as he jot down notes.
"She caught a flu, didn't she?" Drake said as he pointed a finger at Dee.
"Poor Carol" Ryo replied sympathetically.
"I know! She's turning into a fish and she's needs to be set free into the ocean!" JJ offered.
Dee, Drake, Ted, and Ryo looked at JJ and started pounding their heads onto their desks.
"What? What did I say?" JJ asked
"It's none of those reasons so just let me finish dammit! Back to the story!"
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Oh officer! My aunt is sick! I don't know what to do...she's been acting weird lately and I don't know what's wrong...sniff..that's why..that's why I've been pick pocketing cuz I have no money and I need it to buy some medicine from the docs!"
Crying all over the place now, Carol Pick Pocket Hood's body shook as Ryo fell into her trap and embraced her in his arms. Dee and Bikky looked at eachother and then at Ryo. Agreeing that he was a total softie, the Bikky-Bread Man and Dee decided to walk ahead, giving the two some time alone. Walking together now, Bikky on Dee's shoulders, the two walked by a small house that looked home welcoming. Deciding to take a peek, the two peered in through the back window and saw a figure by the bed. It looked weird...almost animal like and human at the same time.
"That's my auntie!" Carol Pick Pocket Hood said as she and Ryo came from behind, hand in hand.
"She's been growling and howling lately...sniff...I'm afraid to visit her."
Hugging his arms around her shoulders, Ryo assured her everything would be alright. Motioning for Dee to follow him, the two men entered the house and decided to check things out. As Ryo neared the figure on the bed, it appeared to be a person with square-like glasses. Under the hair cap, strands of blonde could be seen poking out of its hiding place. The blonde man became uncomfortable as he felt the piercing stare of the figure eyeing him up and down, checking out every inch of him. Swallowing nervously, Ryo inched closer and saw it was indeed a man, wearing a wolf nose (the kind that has the elastic band..you know, for halloween and stuff) with black paws peeking from beneath the sheets, and a tail that swooshed back and forth under the covers.
"Ur...uh...Well my, Carol's aunt...what nice glasses you have...heh" Ryo asked nervously as he sweat-dropped.
Shooting Ryo a devilish grin, the man-wolf answered:
"Why my dear...the better to strip you with."
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[The Present]
"Well, that's all for today" Dee announced as he made ready to go to lunch.
"But Dee! We have to know what happens!" Ryo whined, followed by a "Yeah!" from Drake, a "Does the man-dog get the chicks?" from Ted, and a "When does Dee fall in love with JJ?"
Dismissing them, Dee replied:
"Nope, sorry guys...I'm beat...but if you guys TREAT me to lunch, I might find the energy to continue the story." His victory however crumbled when he felt a tingling sensation behind him.
Feeling the barrel of a gun in the back of his head, Dee heard an arrogant voice directed to him: "I suggest you continue, Detective Laytner." Rose replied as he grinned at Dee.
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Moral of the Day: Never fall for the "Damsel's in Distress" Act
Well, Chapter 2 is here...Hahahha, I thought it was pretty funny. So did ya'll like it when JJ said Carol's aunt was becoming a fish? I know it was cheesy but hey, I couldn't think of anything else. And the genie from Disney's Abu? Now that was hilarious! +<^-^>+
I hope you enjoyed it and hope you'll leave me some reviews!