Fake Fan Fiction ❯ Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales ❯ Tale Three: The Big Bad Rose-Wolf ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: kit_shang 
Anime/Manga: Fake Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.21.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 419 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fake Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.21.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 419 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Kit_Yang vs.Sanami Matoh
^*>o<*^:Damn it, Ryo and Dee got away! I was THIS close to owning them...
^*^o^*<: I, the great Sanami Matoh owns Ryo, Dee, and all of FAKE!
Dee's stories are parodies of Grimm's Fairy Tales, some insights of Disney classics, and a little bit of Mother Goose.
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Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales
Told By: Kit_Yang +<^-^>+
Tale Three: The Big Bad Rose-Wolf ^-(0~0)-<
Before Rose could pull the trigger, a loud "RIIINNNGGGG!!!!!" echoed through the halls of the precinct, annoucing it was time for lunch. Shooting out of his chair, Dee gave a quick blessing to God and rushed out the door like a bolt of lightning. As soon as he got out the door, the power went out,causing a blackout. Whispers of "Huh?", "Oh my gawd! We're gonna die!", and "Damn, he got away" could be heard in the dark. A couple seconds later, the power came back on, making everyone look around them. Drake, Ted, JJ, Ryo and Rose all noticed Dee was missing. Stomping their feet on the ground and snapping their fingers in unison, the four let out a "Darn!"(Final Fantasy 8). One by one, they all filed out the door to lunch.
Escaping the horde of unreasonable men, Dee gave another blessing to God as he sat in the corner booth of Sam's Cafe. Smirking and laying back in his chair, Dee let out a satisfied burped as he finished his lunch in silence. 'Whoever thought I'd be this popular?' Dee thought to himself. Picking up his drink, Dee was on the verge of taking a sip when someone jerked it out of his hands. Looking up, Dee came face to face with a serious Rose. 'How'd he find me?' Dee thought to himself.
"Easy Detective Laytner. All I had to do was follow that loud mouth of yours. After all, you were shouting "freedom" as you ran from the precinct. Very unprofessional of you by the way." Plopping on the opposite side of Dee, Rose sat down and slapped a twenty dollar bill towards the dark haired detective.
"How much is it going to take? Twenty?" Rose asked, arching an eyebrow.
"Tch...I don't come that cheap." Dee replied, giving Rose the cold shoulder.
Desperate now, Rose dug into his pocket for more cash. Pulling out loose bills of five's, ten's, and twenty's, Rose finally pulled out Dee's check for the week. Holding it between his fingers, Rose made a tearing gesture, assuring Dee he wasn't one to bluff. Swallowing, Dee snatched his check from Rose's fingers and slipped it inside his coat.
"I'm glad we understand eachother, detective." Rose remarked.
"Tch. The commish stooping that low...great service you are to the community." Dee snapped as he continued to ignore Rose.
"That's why I have great workers like you to make me look good. It's as easy as that. Now, I want to discuss something with you about your tale. I mean, I am the big bad wolf after all...so, what happens to me? Do I meet a hot babe? Do I get all the chicks?" Rose asked raising an eyebrow.
"Is this your method of trying to get me to talk? Cuz I'm telling ya commish, it ain't working." Dee replied, slapping his palm sharply on the table.
"Awww, come on...don't be such a sour puss! Whadda ya want me to do, beg? Throw my life away? I'm the commish! Doing things like that would make me look bad...especially in public!" Berk whined, shaking his hands to and fro.
"Fine...I'll tell continue the story, but here are my terms: I want a three day vacation that includes Ryo, pay, and no interruptions."
"I can't! YOU, I can...Ryo, no can do. He's one of the best! I need him on my team!" Rose said as he pounded a fist on the table.
Ignoring the complaints from the commish, Dee leaned closer to Rose. Holding up three fingers, Dee said: "You have Drake, Ted, and JJ. Surely you can pick one from those three. If you can't decide, there's always eeny-meeny-miny-moe. That's the deal...you either take it or you don't."
"But...that's not fair!"
"Hey, shit happens...deal with it!"
"B-But!" Rose continued to stutter as he tried to grip onto something.
"Going ONCE!" Dee shouted as he pointed a finger.
"Let's think about it so--"
"Going TWICE!" Another finger went up as Dee continued to count.
"Why can't you have it by yourse--"
"Going THRI--"
"Alright!You win you get a three day vacation with Ryo, pay, and no interruptions!" Rose shouted as grabbed the front of Dee's shirt.
"SOLD! Ladies and gentlemen to the Commish of the 27th precinct!" Dee announced as he slammed his fist on the table, shaking the salt and pepper shakers.
Holding his head in his hands, Rose shook back and forth. Scolding himself for being so stupid, Rose continued to argue with himself. Fed up with Rose bickering with himself, Dee smacked him lightly, bringing the commish back to earth. Looking Rose in the eye, Dee asked: "Do you want to hear it now or not? I don't have all day you know."
"Urm...sure, I'd love to Detective Laytner, by all means." Rose answered with a pathetic smile and gestured for Dee to begin.
Cocking an eyebrow, Dee wondered if Rose was right in the head or if he was just coo-coo.
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Why my dear...the better to strip you with." the man wolf replied.
Bringing the covers up more to his face, the man wolf continued to wait as his prey stepped closer to the bed. Inching closer to the wolf, Ryo saw how huge its paws were. Swallowing nervously again, Ryo replied:
"W-why, Carol's aunt?...uh..what big hands you have?..."
"Why my love, the better to paw you with..." the man wolf replied naughtily.
'Okay, is it just me or is this wolf flirting with me?' Ryo thought to himself as he continued his investigation. Eyeing the two, Dee thought it was weird how Ryo took hesitant steps towards the creature. It was also weird how the creature seemed to be flirting with his Ryo. 'Hmmm...' Dee thought as he came up behind his lover.
Feeling Dee's presence behind him, Ryo took a breath and found the courage once again to question this man wolf. Standing next to the bed now, Ryo asked once more:
"Why...Carol's aunt, how big you are!" (not that way hentais!*^o~*)
"Why my sex God, the better to pounce you with!" And with that, the man wolf leaped into the air, preparing to pounce on Dee's delicious Ryo. Just as he was about to kiss Ryo, the man wolf was stopped in mid-air as he slammed into the sole of Dee's shoe.
"Ryo's my babe, in case you haven't notice you animal!" Dee scorned as he hid Ryo protectively behind his back. Dee and Ryo continued to stare as the man wolf slowly got up. Covering his snout with his hands, the man wolf moaned and groaned. Crying now, the man wolf whimpered:
"Y-You br-roke my n-nose y-you bastard!" it whined as blood started trickling down his snout. "I'm g-gonna e-eat y-you for t-this!"
"Ah shut up!" Dee growled as he shoved the man wolf back onto the bed with his foot.
"Dee!" Ryo cried at his lover's actions.
Hearing all the commotion from inside, Carol Pick Pocket Hood and the Bikky-Bread Man rushed into the house. At the site of the man wolf covering his bleeding nose, the two young'uns bursted out laughing. Falling to the floor, the two held their stomachs as they continued to shake from laughing. Cupping his nose, the man wolf glared at Dee as he composed himself.
Scowling at Dee, Ryo went to the man wolf and held out a hankie. Eyeing Ryo, the man wolf uttered a "thank you" and pounced him. Holding Ryo so that the blonde's back was against his chest, the creature smirked as he stared at Dee. Just as he was about to lick Ryo's ear, the man wolf howled in pain as he fell backwards. Ryo sweat dropped as Dee's shoe flew the air and made contact with the wolf's forehead, knocking him on his back.
"Tch. Didn't I tell you Ryo was mine?" Dee said with his hands on his hips.
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[The Present: Dee and Rose]
"Wait a minute! Why do I always get hurt?"
"Tough luck..that's how the story goes" Dee said
"I demand justice! Why do I have to be a bad guy? and what's up with you breaking my nose?" Rose replied.
"Did you want me to break something else?" Dee replied, cocking an eyebrow
"Uh...haahahhha...no"
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Tch. Didn't I tell you Ryo was mine?" Dee said with his hands on his hips.
"Ryo, come over here or he'll paw you again!"
"Uh...hai..." Ryo replied as he quickly got up and went to Dee's side.
Moaning in pain, the man wolf got up again and threw the shoe back, only to be caught in Dee's hands. Mumbling a "thank you" Dee put his shoe back on, waiting for the man wolf to compose himself. Finally, after whining and crying, the man wolf faced the couple only to be greeted by Dee's gun. Shooting Dee an "I dare you" look, the wolf sat on the edge, waiting for Dee to do something.
Meanwhile, the Bikky-Bread Man and Carol Pick Pocket Hood stopped laughing and stood beside Ryo.
"Alright wolfie! Who is your daddy and what does he do?" Dee demanded
(Kindergarten Cop w/AR-AR-AR-ARNOLD Schwarzenegger *^-^*)
"Uh...Dee, wrong line!" the man wolf whispered, looking away from the camera
"Huh? oh, sorry wrong story!" Dee replied as he looked through his script.
Dropping it on the ground, Dee pointed his gun once again at Rose and asked:
"Alright wolfie! Who are you and what did you do to Carol's aunt?"
"I don't know what you're talking about!" the wolf replied, crossing his arms and pointing his snout in the air.
Reaching behind his back, Dee pulled out a rocket launcher and aimed it at Rose. Peeking from the corner of his eye, the man wolf sweat dropped as he came face to face with it. Swallowing nervously, the creature debated whether he wanted to live or die.
"You were saying?" Dee said with a cocky grin
Clearing his throat and pushing the rocket launcher away from his face, the man wolf took a deep breath and spoke:
"I am the--"
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[The Present: Dee and Rose]
"The most handsomest guy who lives in an enchanted castle and is doomed to be a beast for the remainder of his time if he can't find one who loves him in return!" Rose offered excitedly.
Speechless, Dee stared dumbly at Rose as the commish unprofessionally blurted out guesses that weren't even close. So far Dee heard suggestions of the man wolf being a knight, a king, a noble, and all sorts of gizmos and gadgets.
Rolling his eyes in irritation, Dee slammed his palms on top of the table top, quieting an annoying Rose.
"ANYWAYS..." Dee continued with his temper fuming.
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[Narrator: Dee]
"I am the Big Bad Rose-Wolf of Howl Investigations. I, like you two am a detective of my kind, only I am the top dawg of my branch. So don't mess with me or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your arse down!" Rose finished as he raised his hand in a victory gesture.
"So what are you doing, prowling through the roads of mankind?" Dee asked.
Snapping back to reality, Rose-Wolf let out a nervous laugh and calmed down.
Thanking a crew member for handing him a cup of tea, Rose-Wolf took a sip as he offered cookies to Dee and Ryo. Shaking their heads "no" in unison, Rose-Wolf nodded and started to explain the mystery behind his presence.
"Recently, there have been an unbalance in our Fairy Tale World. The population of the Humans have decreased while the population of Fairy Tale Creatures have increased. In this world, all races are suppose to balance out...let's say if there are 50 humans, there should be 50 members of each race of Fairy Tale Creatures. This problem arose a couple days ago. Records show that at least five members of the human race have been missing, thus adding an increase in Fairy Tale Creatures. One of them is Carol's aunt."
Gesturing his head towards Carol, Rose hinted at Ryo to distract her. The poor girl had tears in her eyes. Obviously, she loved her aunt a lot.
Afraid that Carol Pick Pocket Hood would become too emotional at the disapperance of her aunt, Ryo ushered her and the Bikky-Bread Man to play outside for a while. Nodding in agreement, the two young ones held one another's hands as they went outdoors. Curious now, Dee and Ryo looked at one another and then back at Rose. Grabbing chairs and sitting down, the three resumed their conversation.
"Back to what I was saying. Five members of the human race have gone missing. No one knows why or how. The only evidence that was found were those of cookie crumbs. And they're not ordinary cookies either. The lab that tested these cookies found traces of a magic concoction. It appears that these cookies were baked with drops of Rainbow Essence."
'Rainbow essence....why does that ring a bell?' Dee thought. Trying to remember, Dee's thoughts were interrupted by Ryo's voice.
"Dee! Isn't that what we used to make Bikky?"
"Huh?...that's right! It is!" Dee replied.
Looking back and forth at the two, Rose-Wolf raised an eyebrow, waiting for the two to fill him in. Jumping the gun, Ryo leaned forward in his seat and started to explain.
"See, I'm sorta of like a baker and I wanted to make something new. So one day, Dee and I went into the market and met this lady at a booth. It was called The Magical Shop of Pastries. The owner was named Diana and she sold us a bottle of rainbow essence."
"Diana did you say?" Rose-Wolf asked.
"Hai! She sold it for one grand." Ryo replied.
"Hmmm..did you eat your pastry?" Rose continued asking as he jot down notes.
"Uh...no...see, our pastry turned out to be Bikky" Ryo said proudly.
"Bikky, huh?" Rose said with a smile. "Why didn't you eat him?"
"Cuz he was just too cu--"
"CUTE!" Dee interrupted as he cut Ryo off. "I would've eaten him earlier if softie here wasn't so protective!"
"Who says I'm soft?" Ryo scolded as he looked at Dee.
Seeing his lover flustered from anger only made him more cute. Snickering, to himself, Dee leaned close to Ryo's body and whispered:
"Being soft is one of your best qualities...especially in bed" Dee whispered shamefully into Ryo's ear. Leaning back, Dee winked seductively and acted like nothing happened. Blushing a bright shade of red, Ryo resumed his position as he let Dee talk.
"Anyway, we just ended up keeping the brat...why, what's it to you?"
"Evidence has shown that consumers of rainbow essence seem to disappear...or so we think."
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[The Present: Dee and Rose]
"Who's the culprit?" Rose asked
"If I tell you, Kit wouldn't be able to write any more chapters." Dee replied.
"Yeah! So hold your horses Rose!" Kit yells from the back.
'Damn...I'll get you Kit, I'll get you' Rose thought as he eyed Kit.
"I can hear your thoughts Rose!" Kit yells back
Meanwhile Dee looks back and forth at the two, shakes his head, and curses himself.
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[Narrator: Dee]
As I was saying:
"Now, all we need to do is find the missing humans and question them." Rose replied calmly.
"Okay, but how?" Ryo asked.
"Don't worry, sooner or later they'll come! So for now, just sit back and rela--"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" came a high pitch scream from Carol Pick Pocket Hood. Rushing out the door, both men and the man-wolf rushed outside to the commotion and saw Carol pointing to a giant creature in the shadows. Aiming their guns at the creature, the three yelled out in unison:
"Stop in the name of love!" Appalled by what they just shouted, the three stared at eachother in confusion and shouted, "Dumb Kit!."
"Hey, who you calling dumb!" Kit shouts as she throws the script, hitting them. Covering their heads as the scripts hit them, the three guys struggle to keep their balance.
"Hey, keep to the story here guys!" the creature said from the shadows.
"Oh alright!" the three mumbled.
Taking a deep breath, turning around and aiming their guns at the creature again, the three shouted:
"Stop in the name of the law!"
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[The Present: Dee and Rose]
"And that's a wrap!" Dee said tiredly as he got up from the booth.
"Wh-what? that wasn't even the whole story!" Rose cried.
"Did I mention I was going to tell you all of it? NO" Dee remarked, walking out of the cafe.
"Look, I'll give you whatever you want if you finish it!"
"Then I wouldn't be spoiled now, would I?" With that, Dee took off into the busy streets of New York City, ignoring the shouts and complaints of New York's 27th precinct's, Commissioner Rose.
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Moral of the Day: If you got it going on, why not be spoiled?
Alright! Another chap. done! Sorry if you guys waited long...lately I've been busy planning my prom, which is this Saturday!!!! I'm so excited! Hahahahhahah anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter...honestly, I thought I wasn't ever going to finish, but I did! Let's all celebrate!
By the by, I think I mispelled Commissioner...I totally zoned out, so it'd be great if you guys can double check it for me! +<^-^>+
^*>o<*^:Damn it, Ryo and Dee got away! I was THIS close to owning them...
^*^o^*<: I, the great Sanami Matoh owns Ryo, Dee, and all of FAKE!
Dee's stories are parodies of Grimm's Fairy Tales, some insights of Disney classics, and a little bit of Mother Goose.
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Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales
Told By: Kit_Yang +<^-^>+
Tale Three: The Big Bad Rose-Wolf ^-(0~0)-<
Before Rose could pull the trigger, a loud "RIIINNNGGGG!!!!!" echoed through the halls of the precinct, annoucing it was time for lunch. Shooting out of his chair, Dee gave a quick blessing to God and rushed out the door like a bolt of lightning. As soon as he got out the door, the power went out,causing a blackout. Whispers of "Huh?", "Oh my gawd! We're gonna die!", and "Damn, he got away" could be heard in the dark. A couple seconds later, the power came back on, making everyone look around them. Drake, Ted, JJ, Ryo and Rose all noticed Dee was missing. Stomping their feet on the ground and snapping their fingers in unison, the four let out a "Darn!"(Final Fantasy 8). One by one, they all filed out the door to lunch.
Escaping the horde of unreasonable men, Dee gave another blessing to God as he sat in the corner booth of Sam's Cafe. Smirking and laying back in his chair, Dee let out a satisfied burped as he finished his lunch in silence. 'Whoever thought I'd be this popular?' Dee thought to himself. Picking up his drink, Dee was on the verge of taking a sip when someone jerked it out of his hands. Looking up, Dee came face to face with a serious Rose. 'How'd he find me?' Dee thought to himself.
"Easy Detective Laytner. All I had to do was follow that loud mouth of yours. After all, you were shouting "freedom" as you ran from the precinct. Very unprofessional of you by the way." Plopping on the opposite side of Dee, Rose sat down and slapped a twenty dollar bill towards the dark haired detective.
"How much is it going to take? Twenty?" Rose asked, arching an eyebrow.
"Tch...I don't come that cheap." Dee replied, giving Rose the cold shoulder.
Desperate now, Rose dug into his pocket for more cash. Pulling out loose bills of five's, ten's, and twenty's, Rose finally pulled out Dee's check for the week. Holding it between his fingers, Rose made a tearing gesture, assuring Dee he wasn't one to bluff. Swallowing, Dee snatched his check from Rose's fingers and slipped it inside his coat.
"I'm glad we understand eachother, detective." Rose remarked.
"Tch. The commish stooping that low...great service you are to the community." Dee snapped as he continued to ignore Rose.
"That's why I have great workers like you to make me look good. It's as easy as that. Now, I want to discuss something with you about your tale. I mean, I am the big bad wolf after all...so, what happens to me? Do I meet a hot babe? Do I get all the chicks?" Rose asked raising an eyebrow.
"Is this your method of trying to get me to talk? Cuz I'm telling ya commish, it ain't working." Dee replied, slapping his palm sharply on the table.
"Awww, come on...don't be such a sour puss! Whadda ya want me to do, beg? Throw my life away? I'm the commish! Doing things like that would make me look bad...especially in public!" Berk whined, shaking his hands to and fro.
"Fine...I'll tell continue the story, but here are my terms: I want a three day vacation that includes Ryo, pay, and no interruptions."
"I can't! YOU, I can...Ryo, no can do. He's one of the best! I need him on my team!" Rose said as he pounded a fist on the table.
Ignoring the complaints from the commish, Dee leaned closer to Rose. Holding up three fingers, Dee said: "You have Drake, Ted, and JJ. Surely you can pick one from those three. If you can't decide, there's always eeny-meeny-miny-moe. That's the deal...you either take it or you don't."
"But...that's not fair!"
"Hey, shit happens...deal with it!"
"B-But!" Rose continued to stutter as he tried to grip onto something.
"Going ONCE!" Dee shouted as he pointed a finger.
"Let's think about it so--"
"Going TWICE!" Another finger went up as Dee continued to count.
"Why can't you have it by yourse--"
"Going THRI--"
"Alright!You win you get a three day vacation with Ryo, pay, and no interruptions!" Rose shouted as grabbed the front of Dee's shirt.
"SOLD! Ladies and gentlemen to the Commish of the 27th precinct!" Dee announced as he slammed his fist on the table, shaking the salt and pepper shakers.
Holding his head in his hands, Rose shook back and forth. Scolding himself for being so stupid, Rose continued to argue with himself. Fed up with Rose bickering with himself, Dee smacked him lightly, bringing the commish back to earth. Looking Rose in the eye, Dee asked: "Do you want to hear it now or not? I don't have all day you know."
"Urm...sure, I'd love to Detective Laytner, by all means." Rose answered with a pathetic smile and gestured for Dee to begin.
Cocking an eyebrow, Dee wondered if Rose was right in the head or if he was just coo-coo.
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Why my dear...the better to strip you with." the man wolf replied.
Bringing the covers up more to his face, the man wolf continued to wait as his prey stepped closer to the bed. Inching closer to the wolf, Ryo saw how huge its paws were. Swallowing nervously again, Ryo replied:
"W-why, Carol's aunt?...uh..what big hands you have?..."
"Why my love, the better to paw you with..." the man wolf replied naughtily.
'Okay, is it just me or is this wolf flirting with me?' Ryo thought to himself as he continued his investigation. Eyeing the two, Dee thought it was weird how Ryo took hesitant steps towards the creature. It was also weird how the creature seemed to be flirting with his Ryo. 'Hmmm...' Dee thought as he came up behind his lover.
Feeling Dee's presence behind him, Ryo took a breath and found the courage once again to question this man wolf. Standing next to the bed now, Ryo asked once more:
"Why...Carol's aunt, how big you are!" (not that way hentais!*^o~*)
"Why my sex God, the better to pounce you with!" And with that, the man wolf leaped into the air, preparing to pounce on Dee's delicious Ryo. Just as he was about to kiss Ryo, the man wolf was stopped in mid-air as he slammed into the sole of Dee's shoe.
"Ryo's my babe, in case you haven't notice you animal!" Dee scorned as he hid Ryo protectively behind his back. Dee and Ryo continued to stare as the man wolf slowly got up. Covering his snout with his hands, the man wolf moaned and groaned. Crying now, the man wolf whimpered:
"Y-You br-roke my n-nose y-you bastard!" it whined as blood started trickling down his snout. "I'm g-gonna e-eat y-you for t-this!"
"Ah shut up!" Dee growled as he shoved the man wolf back onto the bed with his foot.
"Dee!" Ryo cried at his lover's actions.
Hearing all the commotion from inside, Carol Pick Pocket Hood and the Bikky-Bread Man rushed into the house. At the site of the man wolf covering his bleeding nose, the two young'uns bursted out laughing. Falling to the floor, the two held their stomachs as they continued to shake from laughing. Cupping his nose, the man wolf glared at Dee as he composed himself.
Scowling at Dee, Ryo went to the man wolf and held out a hankie. Eyeing Ryo, the man wolf uttered a "thank you" and pounced him. Holding Ryo so that the blonde's back was against his chest, the creature smirked as he stared at Dee. Just as he was about to lick Ryo's ear, the man wolf howled in pain as he fell backwards. Ryo sweat dropped as Dee's shoe flew the air and made contact with the wolf's forehead, knocking him on his back.
"Tch. Didn't I tell you Ryo was mine?" Dee said with his hands on his hips.
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[The Present: Dee and Rose]
"Wait a minute! Why do I always get hurt?"
"Tough luck..that's how the story goes" Dee said
"I demand justice! Why do I have to be a bad guy? and what's up with you breaking my nose?" Rose replied.
"Did you want me to break something else?" Dee replied, cocking an eyebrow
"Uh...haahahhha...no"
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Tch. Didn't I tell you Ryo was mine?" Dee said with his hands on his hips.
"Ryo, come over here or he'll paw you again!"
"Uh...hai..." Ryo replied as he quickly got up and went to Dee's side.
Moaning in pain, the man wolf got up again and threw the shoe back, only to be caught in Dee's hands. Mumbling a "thank you" Dee put his shoe back on, waiting for the man wolf to compose himself. Finally, after whining and crying, the man wolf faced the couple only to be greeted by Dee's gun. Shooting Dee an "I dare you" look, the wolf sat on the edge, waiting for Dee to do something.
Meanwhile, the Bikky-Bread Man and Carol Pick Pocket Hood stopped laughing and stood beside Ryo.
"Alright wolfie! Who is your daddy and what does he do?" Dee demanded
(Kindergarten Cop w/AR-AR-AR-ARNOLD Schwarzenegger *^-^*)
"Uh...Dee, wrong line!" the man wolf whispered, looking away from the camera
"Huh? oh, sorry wrong story!" Dee replied as he looked through his script.
Dropping it on the ground, Dee pointed his gun once again at Rose and asked:
"Alright wolfie! Who are you and what did you do to Carol's aunt?"
"I don't know what you're talking about!" the wolf replied, crossing his arms and pointing his snout in the air.
Reaching behind his back, Dee pulled out a rocket launcher and aimed it at Rose. Peeking from the corner of his eye, the man wolf sweat dropped as he came face to face with it. Swallowing nervously, the creature debated whether he wanted to live or die.
"You were saying?" Dee said with a cocky grin
Clearing his throat and pushing the rocket launcher away from his face, the man wolf took a deep breath and spoke:
"I am the--"
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[The Present: Dee and Rose]
"The most handsomest guy who lives in an enchanted castle and is doomed to be a beast for the remainder of his time if he can't find one who loves him in return!" Rose offered excitedly.
Speechless, Dee stared dumbly at Rose as the commish unprofessionally blurted out guesses that weren't even close. So far Dee heard suggestions of the man wolf being a knight, a king, a noble, and all sorts of gizmos and gadgets.
Rolling his eyes in irritation, Dee slammed his palms on top of the table top, quieting an annoying Rose.
"ANYWAYS..." Dee continued with his temper fuming.
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[Narrator: Dee]
"I am the Big Bad Rose-Wolf of Howl Investigations. I, like you two am a detective of my kind, only I am the top dawg of my branch. So don't mess with me or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your arse down!" Rose finished as he raised his hand in a victory gesture.
"So what are you doing, prowling through the roads of mankind?" Dee asked.
Snapping back to reality, Rose-Wolf let out a nervous laugh and calmed down.
Thanking a crew member for handing him a cup of tea, Rose-Wolf took a sip as he offered cookies to Dee and Ryo. Shaking their heads "no" in unison, Rose-Wolf nodded and started to explain the mystery behind his presence.
"Recently, there have been an unbalance in our Fairy Tale World. The population of the Humans have decreased while the population of Fairy Tale Creatures have increased. In this world, all races are suppose to balance out...let's say if there are 50 humans, there should be 50 members of each race of Fairy Tale Creatures. This problem arose a couple days ago. Records show that at least five members of the human race have been missing, thus adding an increase in Fairy Tale Creatures. One of them is Carol's aunt."
Gesturing his head towards Carol, Rose hinted at Ryo to distract her. The poor girl had tears in her eyes. Obviously, she loved her aunt a lot.
Afraid that Carol Pick Pocket Hood would become too emotional at the disapperance of her aunt, Ryo ushered her and the Bikky-Bread Man to play outside for a while. Nodding in agreement, the two young ones held one another's hands as they went outdoors. Curious now, Dee and Ryo looked at one another and then back at Rose. Grabbing chairs and sitting down, the three resumed their conversation.
"Back to what I was saying. Five members of the human race have gone missing. No one knows why or how. The only evidence that was found were those of cookie crumbs. And they're not ordinary cookies either. The lab that tested these cookies found traces of a magic concoction. It appears that these cookies were baked with drops of Rainbow Essence."
'Rainbow essence....why does that ring a bell?' Dee thought. Trying to remember, Dee's thoughts were interrupted by Ryo's voice.
"Dee! Isn't that what we used to make Bikky?"
"Huh?...that's right! It is!" Dee replied.
Looking back and forth at the two, Rose-Wolf raised an eyebrow, waiting for the two to fill him in. Jumping the gun, Ryo leaned forward in his seat and started to explain.
"See, I'm sorta of like a baker and I wanted to make something new. So one day, Dee and I went into the market and met this lady at a booth. It was called The Magical Shop of Pastries. The owner was named Diana and she sold us a bottle of rainbow essence."
"Diana did you say?" Rose-Wolf asked.
"Hai! She sold it for one grand." Ryo replied.
"Hmmm..did you eat your pastry?" Rose continued asking as he jot down notes.
"Uh...no...see, our pastry turned out to be Bikky" Ryo said proudly.
"Bikky, huh?" Rose said with a smile. "Why didn't you eat him?"
"Cuz he was just too cu--"
"CUTE!" Dee interrupted as he cut Ryo off. "I would've eaten him earlier if softie here wasn't so protective!"
"Who says I'm soft?" Ryo scolded as he looked at Dee.
Seeing his lover flustered from anger only made him more cute. Snickering, to himself, Dee leaned close to Ryo's body and whispered:
"Being soft is one of your best qualities...especially in bed" Dee whispered shamefully into Ryo's ear. Leaning back, Dee winked seductively and acted like nothing happened. Blushing a bright shade of red, Ryo resumed his position as he let Dee talk.
"Anyway, we just ended up keeping the brat...why, what's it to you?"
"Evidence has shown that consumers of rainbow essence seem to disappear...or so we think."
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[The Present: Dee and Rose]
"Who's the culprit?" Rose asked
"If I tell you, Kit wouldn't be able to write any more chapters." Dee replied.
"Yeah! So hold your horses Rose!" Kit yells from the back.
'Damn...I'll get you Kit, I'll get you' Rose thought as he eyed Kit.
"I can hear your thoughts Rose!" Kit yells back
Meanwhile Dee looks back and forth at the two, shakes his head, and curses himself.
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[Narrator: Dee]
As I was saying:
"Now, all we need to do is find the missing humans and question them." Rose replied calmly.
"Okay, but how?" Ryo asked.
"Don't worry, sooner or later they'll come! So for now, just sit back and rela--"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" came a high pitch scream from Carol Pick Pocket Hood. Rushing out the door, both men and the man-wolf rushed outside to the commotion and saw Carol pointing to a giant creature in the shadows. Aiming their guns at the creature, the three yelled out in unison:
"Stop in the name of love!" Appalled by what they just shouted, the three stared at eachother in confusion and shouted, "Dumb Kit!."
"Hey, who you calling dumb!" Kit shouts as she throws the script, hitting them. Covering their heads as the scripts hit them, the three guys struggle to keep their balance.
"Hey, keep to the story here guys!" the creature said from the shadows.
"Oh alright!" the three mumbled.
Taking a deep breath, turning around and aiming their guns at the creature again, the three shouted:
"Stop in the name of the law!"
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[The Present: Dee and Rose]
"And that's a wrap!" Dee said tiredly as he got up from the booth.
"Wh-what? that wasn't even the whole story!" Rose cried.
"Did I mention I was going to tell you all of it? NO" Dee remarked, walking out of the cafe.
"Look, I'll give you whatever you want if you finish it!"
"Then I wouldn't be spoiled now, would I?" With that, Dee took off into the busy streets of New York City, ignoring the shouts and complaints of New York's 27th precinct's, Commissioner Rose.
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Moral of the Day: If you got it going on, why not be spoiled?
Alright! Another chap. done! Sorry if you guys waited long...lately I've been busy planning my prom, which is this Saturday!!!! I'm so excited! Hahahahhahah anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter...honestly, I thought I wasn't ever going to finish, but I did! Let's all celebrate!
By the by, I think I mispelled Commissioner...I totally zoned out, so it'd be great if you guys can double check it for me! +<^-^>+