Fake Fan Fiction ❯ Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales ❯ Tale Five: Candy Land, Candy Land ( Chapter 5 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: kit_shang 
Anime/Manga: Fake Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 05.10.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 4.1K | Visits: 430 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fake Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 05.10.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 4.1K | Visits: 430 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Kit_Yang vs.Sanami Matoh
^*>o<*^:Damn it, Ryo and Dee got away! I was THIS close to owning them...
^*^o^*<: I, the great Sanami Matoh owns Ryo, Dee, and all of FAKE!
Dee's stories are parodies of Grimm's Fairy Tales, some insights of Disney classics, and a little bit of Mother Goose.
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Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales
Told By: Kit_Yang +<^-^>+
Tale Five: Candy Land, Candy Land >0-0<
"ACK!!!!" Dee shouted from his hiding spot and pointed a finger to Berk and the gang. Standing upright from his position, Dee watched as Drake, Ted, JJ, and Berk barged through the door, rudely pushing Ryo and poor Bikky to the side. All four men nodded in appreciation as they noticed Ryo's fine taste in fashion. Steaming with rage, Dee stood dumbly as the four guys continued to ignore him. Clearing his throat to get their attentions, Dee asked once more:
"What are you guys doing here?"
"What does it look like Laytner? We're staying over" Berk replied with a smile. Murmurs of "Hey, a big screen!", "Wow, it's clean" and "This is SO Ryo" were interrupted by a sudden coughing noise. Turning their heads, everyone locked eyes with a nervous Ryo. Laughing and rubbing the back of his head, Ryo said:
"Um...guys? Your cue wasn't due until I gave the signal."
"What?" Dee said confusedly. "What do you mean their cue?"
"You see Dee, um...well, I didn't want them to miss out on the story so earlier I called and invited them all for a sleep over." Ryo finished, casting his head down and staring at the floor.
"YOU...DID...WHAT?!!!!!" Dee shouted from the top of his lungs. On Kit's signal, the apartment fades and becomes a huge cliff on the verge of breaking: Dee on one side, Ryo and the gang on the other side. Growling, Dee clenched his fists and tried to control his anger, but to no avail. It was no use, the demon in him had awakened. Tears forming in his eyes, Dee thought to himself "I'm sorry everyone...I'm not strong enough". Giving in, Dee closed his eyes and let the monster in him awaken. Everyone watched in horror as Dee slumped over, holding his stomach. In front of their eyes, they could see muscles grow, veins pop out, and the color of green (hint, hint). Wide-eyed, everyone watched half-heartedly as their friend lost control.
"EVERYONE! He's lost it!" Ryo the Samurai replied as he touched the handle to his sword. "The monster in Dee has awakened...everyone, stay alert!" Ryo commanded as he unsheathed his katana. Gathering to his side, Drake the Mage, Ted the Thief, JJ the Archer, Rose the Knight, and Bikky the Kid all formed behind Ryo in a V. Outraged by Ryo's betrayal, Dee held his hands up high and slammed them down on the ground, causing the ground to crack. The ground split up into seperate blocks, wavering to and fro, causing Ryo and everyone else to be lifted up high.
(A/N: Picture The Lion King, when Scar was singing "Be Prepared" towards the end where the cliff broke up, raising him up...capiche? *^-^*)
Staring down at their foe, Ryo and everyone else held onto one another for balance as the cliff they stood on continued to waver. Staring up at his mortal enemies, "The Dee" shot energy beams from the palm of his hands and aimed them towards his friends.
"Watch out minna-san!" Ryo shouted as he noticed the beams. Directed towards all of them, Ryo tried to think of something when he was pushed back into the arms of the others.
"Drake! Don't! You'll use up too much energy." Ryo cried as he struggled to break free.
"It's alright Ryo...it's the least I can do." With that said and done, Drake bowed his head and held his magic staff in front of him. Concentrating on his spell, Drake's heart pounded rapidly as he poured his energy into his spell. A bright light glowed from the tip of Drake's staff and enveloped everyone in a shield of white. Opening his eyes, Drake slammed the bottom of his staff against the cliff and shouted with all his might:
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!" (The Lord of the Rings *~0^*)
As soon as Drake uttered these words, the beams collided with a magic barrier, not losing one bit of power. Fighting against the speed of the energy beams, Drake collapsed onto his knees as the force of Dee's power slowly broke down his body. Closing his eyes once more, Drake prayed with the last bit of his energy and was able to dissolve the beams. The energy beams finally disappeared, causing Drake to collapse. Rushing to his side, Ryo held Drake in his arms as the rest gathered around.
Everyone's attention turned from Drake as an inhuman scream was heard. Dropping Drake onto the dirt, Ryo and everyone else straightened up to see the action, causing Drake to let out a "You're very much welcome!" as he laid spent on the dirt. Standing up and inching closer to "The Dee", everyone stared as "The Dee" started clutching the sides of his head.
"GO AWAY YOU WIMP!" The Dee shouted as he fought with his other half. "I DON'T NEED YOU! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A LOSER!"
"Rock on! Hit him hard dude!" Bikky the Kid cheered, only to be bopped on the head by an agitated samurai. Laughing nervously, Bikky sweat-dropped as he rubbed his injury.
The battle between Dee and "The Dee" continued, causing Ryo and everyone else to start worrying. Looking at one another, the companions decided to help Dee and descended from their cliff. Jumping from one cliff to another, the guys continued their journey until they all surrounded Dee. Gathering around the monster, everyone lost themselves in their thoughts:
Ryo the Samurai clenching his fists: "Hang in there Dee"
Rose the Knight stroking his chin: "I wonder if Ryo's wearing anything underneath?" earning him a katana in the chest.
Ted the Thief behind Dee: "Hmmm...Dee better have something valuable on him"
JJ the Archer aiming Cupid's Arrows at Dee: "Hehehhehe Dee's bound to fall in love with me now!
Bikky the Kid bumping into JJ the Archer: "What a lame monster to transform into"
Everyone snapped out of their thoughts as Dee let out a loud "YELP!". Turning around, "The Dee" took out the love arrow and looked at it. Raising his eyes in question, "The Dee" stared at everyone, eliminating them by their expressions. Ryo looked worried, Rose looked happy, Ted looked out of it, and JJ...JJ looked guilty. Snapping the arrow in two, Dee growled and rushed after JJ, only to cover his eyes from a bright light. Feeling the light blind him, Dee staggered backwards, wanting it to go away. The sound of a camera flashing could be heard as a certain someone took pictures. The camera zoomed in on Dee, encasing him in a circle with all types of Japanese writings on it. Finally, Dee became unconscious and turned to his old self.
"SNAP! ZERO SHOT! BOO-YA! Take that Kirie, YEAH!" Kit celebrates as her camera finally gets an upgrade.
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(A/N: Blah, Blah, Blah...I know, but hey, I'm trying to help!)
I used the camera reference from Fatal Frame which is a video game.
Fatal Frame: A game filled with ghosts galore, disturbing 6th senses, creepy flashbacks, and restless souls.
Kirie: A ghost who is restless because of decisions she had to make. She's pretty pissed off cuz she couldn't become a rope shrine maiden AND she didn't get to be with the guy she loves.
Zero Shot: The closest shot of a ghost up close that earns you lots and lots of points
Points: Used for upgrades on your camera in order to kick more ghost ass!
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"Uh Kit, that isn't Kirie..." Ryo the Samurai remarks.
"It's not?...Damn, she got away...Well, no best! She better run cuz I'm the best there is!" Kit replies.
"I got YOU!" A voice shouts as Kit starts screaming. Kirie laughs as she drags a crying Kit away.
Everything turns back to normal as the gang is warped back to Ryo's apartment. Dee slowly wakes up, only to stare into five serious faces.
"Is it just me, or does Kit love torturing me?"
"It's just you!" Everyone replied as Dee sat up.
Ryo, Ted, Drake, JJ and Bikky decided they've seen enough action and left things up to Berk. Grabbing chairs and sitting this one out, Ryo and the guys sat in the back as they let Rose work his charm. Strapping on a white jacket and holding a notepad, Berk slapped on a serious face and stared at his watch. Crossing one leg over the other, Berk pushed his glasses onto his face and continued to study Dee. After a couple minutes of jotting down notes, the commish finally spoke:
"So Dee...how do you feel?"
"I feel like I've turned into a monster...I can't explain it..." Dee replied with remorse, as he slowly shook his head back and forth. Signaling to a crew member, Dee waited patiently as a lounge chair was brought onto the set. Laying down, Dee waited for Rose to continue.
"So you feel like there's a monster inside you. What would you say if I told you there was one?"
"H-How? I mean, I've been trying to please everyone, but that shouldn't trigger hidden personalities, would it?"
"I understand Detective Laytner...I believe you've been under too much stress. With work and story telling and all...it's slowly wearing down your body and awakening unkempt feelings. Feelings such as annoyance and irritation that comes along with the job."
"So are you saying I turn into a monster because I don't let anyone know when they annoy me or irritate me?"
"Precisely..."
"Well Doc, what do I do?"
"Finish the story...then and only then will you be able to overcome the monster inside you."
Bowing his head in defeat, Dee nodded his head in agreement. If finishing the story was the only way he could overcome this, then so be it. He refused to run away anymore...it would prove useless. Look at Eric Banner...he tried to escape but ended up becoming a mean, green, monster machine. Plopping back onto the lounge chair, Dee began the fifth chapter.
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Come with me if you want to live." Dee mumbled in his best Arnold impression. Standing in front of the door, Dee blasted it with his shotgun and glanced outside. Reloading his gun, Dee checked left and right, making sure there were no enemies. Shedding his Arnold outfit, Dee turned back to Ryo and the gang, Dee signaled that it was safe. Quickly strapping on S.W.A.T vests, Rose-Wolf, the NYC Pigs, Ryo, and Dee grabbed their guns as they all gathered around the dinner table.
Tossing papers to and fro, Rose-Wolf pulled out a white board off stage and propped it up on a stand. Tapping a blue print of Diana's house onto the board, Rose-Wolf took out a dry erase marker and began discussing his strategy:
"Good evening gentlemen. How are you all today? I hope you all took the time to visit your friends and families for the last time. This mission is going to be a difficult one. It'll be challenging, but with all of us, it'll be a piece of cake. So, onto the plan":
"Diana Spacey: Female, False-Advertiser, Outlaw" Rose replied as he held up a photo.
"In the past couple of days, our guilty party, Diana Spacey has sold Rainbow Essence to consumers. Why? Who knows? BUT, that's not important. Now, our plan is to raid her home and bust her ass...that way, I can go back to being hot and you guys can go back to being what you've always been. So, I'm going to need your attention."
Pointing to the blue print, Rose continued:
"This is Diana's Den...we will split into three groups consisting of A, B, and C. We'll all split, one group protecting both Carol Pick Pocket Hood and the Bikky-Bread Man. Once we arrive, I'll give the orders and we'll proceed from there. Any questions?" Rose-Wolf asked, looking around for a show of hands.
"Alright, I'll now decide the groups: A=Ted and Drake w/ Carol and Bikky, B=Dee and JJ, and C=Me and Ryo. Alright everyone, let's GO, GO, GO!!!!" Rose-Wolf replied before any complaints could be uttered. Everyone gathered with their partners and stormed out the door. Splitting up, A, B, and C all ran through the forest, using the trees as covers.
"Fools...what makes you think it'll be that easy?" A hidden figure in the shadows whispered as it watched the gang through its magic mirror.
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[The Present: Rose and Dee]
"Do you remember what else happens?"
"Ugh...no...I'm...I can't remember" Dee said
"Alright Detective Laytner, let's take this slow. Would you like a break?"
"Yeah, that'll be great"
"TOO BAD! You're way over your head now...if you don't hurry and tell me more, I may not be able to help you...do you want that to happen?" Rose said as he gave Dee a scowl.
"Doc...I'm not crazy"
"That's not the issue at hand Detective...would you like me to diagnose you with a disorder? After all, everyone thinks you're nuts...my word is LAW you know."
"You bastard..." Dee growled as hand cuffs came out from the sofa and trapped him.
"Welcome to the Matrix, Mr. Laytner."
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Fools...what makes you think it'll be that easy?" A hidden figure in the shadows whispered as it watched the gang through its magic mirror. "Eliminate them but bring me the man-wolf...ALIVE." With a wave of its hands, a swarm of pastries flew after their adversaries.
Running through the fields of flowers and taking cover behind boulders of sorts, Rose-Wolf and the gang gasped as a swarm of cookie bees ganged up on them. Shouts of anger and cries filled the air as Rose-Wolf and the gang were surrounded.
"Look! There it is, Diana's Den! SPLIT UP!!!" Rose-Wolf shouted as he grabbed Ryo's hands and started to run to Diana's Den. Groups A, B, and C all ran in different directions, fighting off the killer bees. No matter how hard they ran or tried to group up together again, one fight after another everyone were kept from uniting. The pastries kept coming after all of them, causing the teams to engage in battles:
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Rose-Wolf and Ryo surrounded by the bees:
"I'll protect you Ryo!" Rose-Wolf replied as he grabbed Ryo to him and hugged him tight. Bear-hugging him, Rose-Wolf aimed his gun at the cookies and started shooting while he molested Ryo with his other arm. Struggling to break free, Ryo tried to push Rose-Wolf but was saved when a shoe knocked Rose onto his back.
"Didn't I tell you Ryo was my babe?" Dee shouted, causing Ryo to sweat drop and laugh nervously.
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Ted and Drake back to back:
"Man, this wreaks..." Ted snorts as he rubs his snout.
"Yeah...hey, I'm getting hungry...what about you?" Drake oinks as he rubs his bulging belly.
"Dude, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yeah...let's get 'em!"
Ted and Drake shouted in unison as they jumped in the air and shot milk from their guns to the cookie bees, while Carol Pick Pocket Hood and the Bikky-Bread Man sneaked their way into the castle.
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JJ protecting Dee from the front:
"Don't worry my hunny bunches of fruits! I'll protect you!" JJ declared as he blasted a pastry that came at him. Using his last shot, JJ sighed as a couple thousand more halted directly in front of him. "Uh, Dee-senpai..."
Annoyed, Dee pushed JJ into the bees and started walking away while JJ's shouts of "ow!" and "that hurts!" went through one ear and out the other.
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Finally, after a battle that seemed like hours, the gang reached the front entrance of Diana's Den and became entranced. There the Den stood...a treasure of sweets and yummies to fill everyone's tummy galores. From corner to corner, you could see gum drops, chocolate, candy, lollipops...all sorts of goodies that were bad for your teeth.
Entranced, everyone stared and lost themselves in their fantasies...all of a sudden, everyone was warped into a cloudy atomosphere where the sky was a peachy-orange color, with a rainbow waterfall. It was Candy Land...everywhere you looked, everywhere you stepped, you were rewarded with rare treats whether you've been good or bad.
Shouting in happiness, everyone ran to taste paradise. (Imagine something like Willy Wonka's candy place w/the chocolate river *^-^*) Popping out of a field of sour skittles, Rose-Wolf could be seen, throwing the rainbow drops from his outstretched arms. Spreading his arms and spinning around slowly, the man-wolf became lost in a field that glittered like gold under the scorching sun.
Moving along to a rainbow waterfall, the Three NYC Pigs could be seen relaxing in a pool of colors. JJ floating on a lifesaver, Drake swishing his hoove back and forth in the water, and Ted spitting the rainbow water from his mouth like a fountain.
Finally, two lovers can be seen under a tree of--
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[The Present: Agent Rose and Dee]
"No Mr. Laytner...I'm afraid not. If you know what's good for you, you'll cooperate. It's Rose-Wolf and Ryo, not Dee and Ryo...Rose-Wolf and Ryo."
"No...I won't! This is my story, and my story it's going to be!" Dee shouted as he struggled to break free from his prision chair.
"It's no use to fight...I'm too strong for you...Do you hear that Mr. Laytner? It's the will of the Matrix." Rose smirked.
"Heh...too bad...I already took the red pill!" (Was it the red or the blue pill? I don't remember)
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[Narrator: Dee]
Anyways:
Finally, two lovers can be seen under a tree of fruits. Two men are under the shade, a dark-hair handsome rogue relaxing with his head in his lover's lap while he's being fed the Fruits of Eden. The sandy hair man reached down to give his lover a kiss. Their lips almost touched until--
"What are you bozo's doing?" the Bikky-Bread Man scowled as he crossed his arms. "Don't you know we have more important things to do then sit around and day dream? Sheesh, and you call yourselves adults!"
Snapping out of their daydreams, everyone shook their heads, clearing their thoughts.
"Hehehhehehe well, all adults do have their fantasies!" Carol Pick Pocket Hood said as she came to Bikky's side. Sweat-dropping, Rose-Wolf and everyone else rubbed their heads as they laughed nervously. Clearing his throat, Rose-Wolf and the gang took one last look at the beauty around them. This was it...the final moment when they would all enter the enemy's lair, knowing they'd all might not make it back. Staring at one another, the gang nodded their heads and proceeded to the entrance.
"This is it guys...the moment we've all been waiting for. Let's go catch an outlaw!" Rose-Wolf announced as he and the gang ran for the door to Diana's Den.
"If you're that willing to become treats, then so be it...Let the show begin" Sly blue eyes glowed as laughter echoed throughout the Den, causing Rose-Wolf and the gang to sneeze.
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[The Present: Agent Rose and Dee]
"I refuse to tell you anymore!" Dee snared as he slowly broke the lock of the hand cuff.
"Well then Mr. Laytner, if you continue to resist, I'll just have to--"
"Ah quit your bitchin' already!" Kit replies. "ENOUGH with the Matrix crap, you're wasting my computer time!"
"Hey now! Don't you take that tone with me young Lady!"
"Look here bud!" Stabs a finger into Rose's chest. "I ain't got all day. I have another chapter to write here so you best hurry on up and finish your damn lines, capiche?"
"Fine...Well then Mr. Laynter, if you continue to resist, I'll just have to...uh, Dee?"
Looking down, Rose and Kit find a letter:
"If you want your story, you'd better pay me my ransom: Ryo"
-Dee Laytner
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Moral of the Day: When your computer crashes, bust your ass and write your chapters as quick as you can!
Hi guys! This is exhausting work...my computer is still down so now I have to run back and forth to the public library and do my stuff there...sheesh, I'm beat...I want a new computer dammit! Anywase, I know, I know...I was kinda just throwing a bunch of crap together but hey, I thought it turned out good...if you didn't, well then, read it and weep! Hahhahahha jeez, I'm really blabbering.
And I'm sorry to disappoint you guys a bunch...I promised you guys 2 chapters but I'm pretty much beat...I've spent all my energy to try and write this chapter as quick as I can. You can cuss me out later or shoot me or whatever but the point is, I can only do so much at a time. And if I have to go back and forth to the library, so be it! Besides, it's really hard to put this story together, since I'm like mixing and matching...but, I do put in the effort to please you guys. If you have any complaints, feel free to flame me or whatever...you just won't receive a response anytime soon since I need a new computer. Oh yeah, DONATIONS are welcome! *^-^* Hahhahhahah til next time!
^*>o<*^:Damn it, Ryo and Dee got away! I was THIS close to owning them...
^*^o^*<: I, the great Sanami Matoh owns Ryo, Dee, and all of FAKE!
Dee's stories are parodies of Grimm's Fairy Tales, some insights of Disney classics, and a little bit of Mother Goose.
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Dee's Grimm Fairy Tales
Told By: Kit_Yang +<^-^>+
Tale Five: Candy Land, Candy Land >0-0<
"ACK!!!!" Dee shouted from his hiding spot and pointed a finger to Berk and the gang. Standing upright from his position, Dee watched as Drake, Ted, JJ, and Berk barged through the door, rudely pushing Ryo and poor Bikky to the side. All four men nodded in appreciation as they noticed Ryo's fine taste in fashion. Steaming with rage, Dee stood dumbly as the four guys continued to ignore him. Clearing his throat to get their attentions, Dee asked once more:
"What are you guys doing here?"
"What does it look like Laytner? We're staying over" Berk replied with a smile. Murmurs of "Hey, a big screen!", "Wow, it's clean" and "This is SO Ryo" were interrupted by a sudden coughing noise. Turning their heads, everyone locked eyes with a nervous Ryo. Laughing and rubbing the back of his head, Ryo said:
"Um...guys? Your cue wasn't due until I gave the signal."
"What?" Dee said confusedly. "What do you mean their cue?"
"You see Dee, um...well, I didn't want them to miss out on the story so earlier I called and invited them all for a sleep over." Ryo finished, casting his head down and staring at the floor.
"YOU...DID...WHAT?!!!!!" Dee shouted from the top of his lungs. On Kit's signal, the apartment fades and becomes a huge cliff on the verge of breaking: Dee on one side, Ryo and the gang on the other side. Growling, Dee clenched his fists and tried to control his anger, but to no avail. It was no use, the demon in him had awakened. Tears forming in his eyes, Dee thought to himself "I'm sorry everyone...I'm not strong enough". Giving in, Dee closed his eyes and let the monster in him awaken. Everyone watched in horror as Dee slumped over, holding his stomach. In front of their eyes, they could see muscles grow, veins pop out, and the color of green (hint, hint). Wide-eyed, everyone watched half-heartedly as their friend lost control.
"EVERYONE! He's lost it!" Ryo the Samurai replied as he touched the handle to his sword. "The monster in Dee has awakened...everyone, stay alert!" Ryo commanded as he unsheathed his katana. Gathering to his side, Drake the Mage, Ted the Thief, JJ the Archer, Rose the Knight, and Bikky the Kid all formed behind Ryo in a V. Outraged by Ryo's betrayal, Dee held his hands up high and slammed them down on the ground, causing the ground to crack. The ground split up into seperate blocks, wavering to and fro, causing Ryo and everyone else to be lifted up high.
(A/N: Picture The Lion King, when Scar was singing "Be Prepared" towards the end where the cliff broke up, raising him up...capiche? *^-^*)
Staring down at their foe, Ryo and everyone else held onto one another for balance as the cliff they stood on continued to waver. Staring up at his mortal enemies, "The Dee" shot energy beams from the palm of his hands and aimed them towards his friends.
"Watch out minna-san!" Ryo shouted as he noticed the beams. Directed towards all of them, Ryo tried to think of something when he was pushed back into the arms of the others.
"Drake! Don't! You'll use up too much energy." Ryo cried as he struggled to break free.
"It's alright Ryo...it's the least I can do." With that said and done, Drake bowed his head and held his magic staff in front of him. Concentrating on his spell, Drake's heart pounded rapidly as he poured his energy into his spell. A bright light glowed from the tip of Drake's staff and enveloped everyone in a shield of white. Opening his eyes, Drake slammed the bottom of his staff against the cliff and shouted with all his might:
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!" (The Lord of the Rings *~0^*)
As soon as Drake uttered these words, the beams collided with a magic barrier, not losing one bit of power. Fighting against the speed of the energy beams, Drake collapsed onto his knees as the force of Dee's power slowly broke down his body. Closing his eyes once more, Drake prayed with the last bit of his energy and was able to dissolve the beams. The energy beams finally disappeared, causing Drake to collapse. Rushing to his side, Ryo held Drake in his arms as the rest gathered around.
Everyone's attention turned from Drake as an inhuman scream was heard. Dropping Drake onto the dirt, Ryo and everyone else straightened up to see the action, causing Drake to let out a "You're very much welcome!" as he laid spent on the dirt. Standing up and inching closer to "The Dee", everyone stared as "The Dee" started clutching the sides of his head.
"GO AWAY YOU WIMP!" The Dee shouted as he fought with his other half. "I DON'T NEED YOU! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A LOSER!"
"Rock on! Hit him hard dude!" Bikky the Kid cheered, only to be bopped on the head by an agitated samurai. Laughing nervously, Bikky sweat-dropped as he rubbed his injury.
The battle between Dee and "The Dee" continued, causing Ryo and everyone else to start worrying. Looking at one another, the companions decided to help Dee and descended from their cliff. Jumping from one cliff to another, the guys continued their journey until they all surrounded Dee. Gathering around the monster, everyone lost themselves in their thoughts:
Ryo the Samurai clenching his fists: "Hang in there Dee"
Rose the Knight stroking his chin: "I wonder if Ryo's wearing anything underneath?" earning him a katana in the chest.
Ted the Thief behind Dee: "Hmmm...Dee better have something valuable on him"
JJ the Archer aiming Cupid's Arrows at Dee: "Hehehhehe Dee's bound to fall in love with me now!
Bikky the Kid bumping into JJ the Archer: "What a lame monster to transform into"
Everyone snapped out of their thoughts as Dee let out a loud "YELP!". Turning around, "The Dee" took out the love arrow and looked at it. Raising his eyes in question, "The Dee" stared at everyone, eliminating them by their expressions. Ryo looked worried, Rose looked happy, Ted looked out of it, and JJ...JJ looked guilty. Snapping the arrow in two, Dee growled and rushed after JJ, only to cover his eyes from a bright light. Feeling the light blind him, Dee staggered backwards, wanting it to go away. The sound of a camera flashing could be heard as a certain someone took pictures. The camera zoomed in on Dee, encasing him in a circle with all types of Japanese writings on it. Finally, Dee became unconscious and turned to his old self.
"SNAP! ZERO SHOT! BOO-YA! Take that Kirie, YEAH!" Kit celebrates as her camera finally gets an upgrade.
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(A/N: Blah, Blah, Blah...I know, but hey, I'm trying to help!)
I used the camera reference from Fatal Frame which is a video game.
Fatal Frame: A game filled with ghosts galore, disturbing 6th senses, creepy flashbacks, and restless souls.
Kirie: A ghost who is restless because of decisions she had to make. She's pretty pissed off cuz she couldn't become a rope shrine maiden AND she didn't get to be with the guy she loves.
Zero Shot: The closest shot of a ghost up close that earns you lots and lots of points
Points: Used for upgrades on your camera in order to kick more ghost ass!
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"Uh Kit, that isn't Kirie..." Ryo the Samurai remarks.
"It's not?...Damn, she got away...Well, no best! She better run cuz I'm the best there is!" Kit replies.
"I got YOU!" A voice shouts as Kit starts screaming. Kirie laughs as she drags a crying Kit away.
Everything turns back to normal as the gang is warped back to Ryo's apartment. Dee slowly wakes up, only to stare into five serious faces.
"Is it just me, or does Kit love torturing me?"
"It's just you!" Everyone replied as Dee sat up.
Ryo, Ted, Drake, JJ and Bikky decided they've seen enough action and left things up to Berk. Grabbing chairs and sitting this one out, Ryo and the guys sat in the back as they let Rose work his charm. Strapping on a white jacket and holding a notepad, Berk slapped on a serious face and stared at his watch. Crossing one leg over the other, Berk pushed his glasses onto his face and continued to study Dee. After a couple minutes of jotting down notes, the commish finally spoke:
"So Dee...how do you feel?"
"I feel like I've turned into a monster...I can't explain it..." Dee replied with remorse, as he slowly shook his head back and forth. Signaling to a crew member, Dee waited patiently as a lounge chair was brought onto the set. Laying down, Dee waited for Rose to continue.
"So you feel like there's a monster inside you. What would you say if I told you there was one?"
"H-How? I mean, I've been trying to please everyone, but that shouldn't trigger hidden personalities, would it?"
"I understand Detective Laytner...I believe you've been under too much stress. With work and story telling and all...it's slowly wearing down your body and awakening unkempt feelings. Feelings such as annoyance and irritation that comes along with the job."
"So are you saying I turn into a monster because I don't let anyone know when they annoy me or irritate me?"
"Precisely..."
"Well Doc, what do I do?"
"Finish the story...then and only then will you be able to overcome the monster inside you."
Bowing his head in defeat, Dee nodded his head in agreement. If finishing the story was the only way he could overcome this, then so be it. He refused to run away anymore...it would prove useless. Look at Eric Banner...he tried to escape but ended up becoming a mean, green, monster machine. Plopping back onto the lounge chair, Dee began the fifth chapter.
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Come with me if you want to live." Dee mumbled in his best Arnold impression. Standing in front of the door, Dee blasted it with his shotgun and glanced outside. Reloading his gun, Dee checked left and right, making sure there were no enemies. Shedding his Arnold outfit, Dee turned back to Ryo and the gang, Dee signaled that it was safe. Quickly strapping on S.W.A.T vests, Rose-Wolf, the NYC Pigs, Ryo, and Dee grabbed their guns as they all gathered around the dinner table.
Tossing papers to and fro, Rose-Wolf pulled out a white board off stage and propped it up on a stand. Tapping a blue print of Diana's house onto the board, Rose-Wolf took out a dry erase marker and began discussing his strategy:
"Good evening gentlemen. How are you all today? I hope you all took the time to visit your friends and families for the last time. This mission is going to be a difficult one. It'll be challenging, but with all of us, it'll be a piece of cake. So, onto the plan":
"Diana Spacey: Female, False-Advertiser, Outlaw" Rose replied as he held up a photo.
"In the past couple of days, our guilty party, Diana Spacey has sold Rainbow Essence to consumers. Why? Who knows? BUT, that's not important. Now, our plan is to raid her home and bust her ass...that way, I can go back to being hot and you guys can go back to being what you've always been. So, I'm going to need your attention."
Pointing to the blue print, Rose continued:
"This is Diana's Den...we will split into three groups consisting of A, B, and C. We'll all split, one group protecting both Carol Pick Pocket Hood and the Bikky-Bread Man. Once we arrive, I'll give the orders and we'll proceed from there. Any questions?" Rose-Wolf asked, looking around for a show of hands.
"Alright, I'll now decide the groups: A=Ted and Drake w/ Carol and Bikky, B=Dee and JJ, and C=Me and Ryo. Alright everyone, let's GO, GO, GO!!!!" Rose-Wolf replied before any complaints could be uttered. Everyone gathered with their partners and stormed out the door. Splitting up, A, B, and C all ran through the forest, using the trees as covers.
"Fools...what makes you think it'll be that easy?" A hidden figure in the shadows whispered as it watched the gang through its magic mirror.
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[The Present: Rose and Dee]
"Do you remember what else happens?"
"Ugh...no...I'm...I can't remember" Dee said
"Alright Detective Laytner, let's take this slow. Would you like a break?"
"Yeah, that'll be great"
"TOO BAD! You're way over your head now...if you don't hurry and tell me more, I may not be able to help you...do you want that to happen?" Rose said as he gave Dee a scowl.
"Doc...I'm not crazy"
"That's not the issue at hand Detective...would you like me to diagnose you with a disorder? After all, everyone thinks you're nuts...my word is LAW you know."
"You bastard..." Dee growled as hand cuffs came out from the sofa and trapped him.
"Welcome to the Matrix, Mr. Laytner."
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[Narrator: Dee]
"Fools...what makes you think it'll be that easy?" A hidden figure in the shadows whispered as it watched the gang through its magic mirror. "Eliminate them but bring me the man-wolf...ALIVE." With a wave of its hands, a swarm of pastries flew after their adversaries.
Running through the fields of flowers and taking cover behind boulders of sorts, Rose-Wolf and the gang gasped as a swarm of cookie bees ganged up on them. Shouts of anger and cries filled the air as Rose-Wolf and the gang were surrounded.
"Look! There it is, Diana's Den! SPLIT UP!!!" Rose-Wolf shouted as he grabbed Ryo's hands and started to run to Diana's Den. Groups A, B, and C all ran in different directions, fighting off the killer bees. No matter how hard they ran or tried to group up together again, one fight after another everyone were kept from uniting. The pastries kept coming after all of them, causing the teams to engage in battles:
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Rose-Wolf and Ryo surrounded by the bees:
"I'll protect you Ryo!" Rose-Wolf replied as he grabbed Ryo to him and hugged him tight. Bear-hugging him, Rose-Wolf aimed his gun at the cookies and started shooting while he molested Ryo with his other arm. Struggling to break free, Ryo tried to push Rose-Wolf but was saved when a shoe knocked Rose onto his back.
"Didn't I tell you Ryo was my babe?" Dee shouted, causing Ryo to sweat drop and laugh nervously.
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Ted and Drake back to back:
"Man, this wreaks..." Ted snorts as he rubs his snout.
"Yeah...hey, I'm getting hungry...what about you?" Drake oinks as he rubs his bulging belly.
"Dude, you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Yeah...let's get 'em!"
Ted and Drake shouted in unison as they jumped in the air and shot milk from their guns to the cookie bees, while Carol Pick Pocket Hood and the Bikky-Bread Man sneaked their way into the castle.
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JJ protecting Dee from the front:
"Don't worry my hunny bunches of fruits! I'll protect you!" JJ declared as he blasted a pastry that came at him. Using his last shot, JJ sighed as a couple thousand more halted directly in front of him. "Uh, Dee-senpai..."
Annoyed, Dee pushed JJ into the bees and started walking away while JJ's shouts of "ow!" and "that hurts!" went through one ear and out the other.
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Finally, after a battle that seemed like hours, the gang reached the front entrance of Diana's Den and became entranced. There the Den stood...a treasure of sweets and yummies to fill everyone's tummy galores. From corner to corner, you could see gum drops, chocolate, candy, lollipops...all sorts of goodies that were bad for your teeth.
Entranced, everyone stared and lost themselves in their fantasies...all of a sudden, everyone was warped into a cloudy atomosphere where the sky was a peachy-orange color, with a rainbow waterfall. It was Candy Land...everywhere you looked, everywhere you stepped, you were rewarded with rare treats whether you've been good or bad.
Shouting in happiness, everyone ran to taste paradise. (Imagine something like Willy Wonka's candy place w/the chocolate river *^-^*) Popping out of a field of sour skittles, Rose-Wolf could be seen, throwing the rainbow drops from his outstretched arms. Spreading his arms and spinning around slowly, the man-wolf became lost in a field that glittered like gold under the scorching sun.
Moving along to a rainbow waterfall, the Three NYC Pigs could be seen relaxing in a pool of colors. JJ floating on a lifesaver, Drake swishing his hoove back and forth in the water, and Ted spitting the rainbow water from his mouth like a fountain.
Finally, two lovers can be seen under a tree of--
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[The Present: Agent Rose and Dee]
"No Mr. Laytner...I'm afraid not. If you know what's good for you, you'll cooperate. It's Rose-Wolf and Ryo, not Dee and Ryo...Rose-Wolf and Ryo."
"No...I won't! This is my story, and my story it's going to be!" Dee shouted as he struggled to break free from his prision chair.
"It's no use to fight...I'm too strong for you...Do you hear that Mr. Laytner? It's the will of the Matrix." Rose smirked.
"Heh...too bad...I already took the red pill!" (Was it the red or the blue pill? I don't remember)
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[Narrator: Dee]
Anyways:
Finally, two lovers can be seen under a tree of fruits. Two men are under the shade, a dark-hair handsome rogue relaxing with his head in his lover's lap while he's being fed the Fruits of Eden. The sandy hair man reached down to give his lover a kiss. Their lips almost touched until--
"What are you bozo's doing?" the Bikky-Bread Man scowled as he crossed his arms. "Don't you know we have more important things to do then sit around and day dream? Sheesh, and you call yourselves adults!"
Snapping out of their daydreams, everyone shook their heads, clearing their thoughts.
"Hehehhehehe well, all adults do have their fantasies!" Carol Pick Pocket Hood said as she came to Bikky's side. Sweat-dropping, Rose-Wolf and everyone else rubbed their heads as they laughed nervously. Clearing his throat, Rose-Wolf and the gang took one last look at the beauty around them. This was it...the final moment when they would all enter the enemy's lair, knowing they'd all might not make it back. Staring at one another, the gang nodded their heads and proceeded to the entrance.
"This is it guys...the moment we've all been waiting for. Let's go catch an outlaw!" Rose-Wolf announced as he and the gang ran for the door to Diana's Den.
"If you're that willing to become treats, then so be it...Let the show begin" Sly blue eyes glowed as laughter echoed throughout the Den, causing Rose-Wolf and the gang to sneeze.
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[The Present: Agent Rose and Dee]
"I refuse to tell you anymore!" Dee snared as he slowly broke the lock of the hand cuff.
"Well then Mr. Laytner, if you continue to resist, I'll just have to--"
"Ah quit your bitchin' already!" Kit replies. "ENOUGH with the Matrix crap, you're wasting my computer time!"
"Hey now! Don't you take that tone with me young Lady!"
"Look here bud!" Stabs a finger into Rose's chest. "I ain't got all day. I have another chapter to write here so you best hurry on up and finish your damn lines, capiche?"
"Fine...Well then Mr. Laynter, if you continue to resist, I'll just have to...uh, Dee?"
Looking down, Rose and Kit find a letter:
"If you want your story, you'd better pay me my ransom: Ryo"
-Dee Laytner
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Moral of the Day: When your computer crashes, bust your ass and write your chapters as quick as you can!
Hi guys! This is exhausting work...my computer is still down so now I have to run back and forth to the public library and do my stuff there...sheesh, I'm beat...I want a new computer dammit! Anywase, I know, I know...I was kinda just throwing a bunch of crap together but hey, I thought it turned out good...if you didn't, well then, read it and weep! Hahhahahha jeez, I'm really blabbering.
And I'm sorry to disappoint you guys a bunch...I promised you guys 2 chapters but I'm pretty much beat...I've spent all my energy to try and write this chapter as quick as I can. You can cuss me out later or shoot me or whatever but the point is, I can only do so much at a time. And if I have to go back and forth to the library, so be it! Besides, it's really hard to put this story together, since I'm like mixing and matching...but, I do put in the effort to please you guys. If you have any complaints, feel free to flame me or whatever...you just won't receive a response anytime soon since I need a new computer. Oh yeah, DONATIONS are welcome! *^-^* Hahhahhahah til next time!