Fake Fan Fiction ❯ Insatiable Heart ❯ Are You Serious?! ( Chapter 4 )

~~Fake and all the characters belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh. I'm just gonna borrow them for a bit! I'll return them...*Smiles sweetly and walks to Van, where it's moving suspiciously and the side door pops open with Dee all tied up, trying to escape with Ryo. I push him back in and just wink at them both as I drive away laughing.*~~

Insatiable Heart

Chapter 4: Are You Serious?!

"DEEE!"

'Oh no...'

"Oooh, DEEEEEE!"

Dee quickly searched around him for somewhere to hide when he spotted Drake Parker chatting animatedly to Ryo. He did what he had to and yanked the surprised man away from his conversation into the oncoming collision course.

"Wha!?" Before Drake could realize what was going on, JJ plowed himself onto the blond and they crashed to the ground in a squirming heap. Dee ran over to his partner and hid behind him, taking a peep over the man's shoulder to witness Drake begin to shove JJ off of him and let out a long stream of obscenities that raised the brow of both Dee and Ryo.

"What are you doing?" Ryo questioned his partner as he continued to hide behind him.

"You're doing great, they haven't seen me yet." Dee whispered inconspicuously, acting like Ryo volunteered to hide his partner.

Ryo rolled his eyes as he felt Dee gripping his shirt from behind. He started walking away, feeling the dark-haired man tug on his shirt then voiced his agreement with him.

"Yeah, we should go so we won't get into any trouble." Dee stealthily crept around Ryo, walking backwards so he wouldn't be spotted. He was still eyeing the two men as Drake was fussing over his headache and JJ definitely did not help and that Dee caused...

"Hmp! What's this we business? There is no we." The cute, adorable and irresistible big-eyed look was on his partner's face and Ryo just looked away.

"Ryooo! You're so mean to me! After all I-"

There was a sudden gasp around the room and Ryo turned back to see his partner slowly turned around to find out what he had bumped into. What he discovered when he did turn around made a nice lump form in his throat.

There the chief was sporting a huge stain of coffee on his shirt and pants and green eyes glanced over to see the very LARGE cup of coffee he was holding.

Ryo couldn't look and covered his eyes with his hand, but then he couldn't not miss what was happening so he split his fingers and peered through them to watch the embarrassing scene.

Dee smiled sheepishly and the death glare that the chief was sending him made him cringe.

"LAYTNER! MACLEAN! OFFICE! NOW!!" The angered man stormed into his office and Dee slowly turned around knowing that his partner was going to be pissed that he got him in trouble too.

The said man was glaring at Dee with his arms crossed over his chest and Dee immediately started to apologize.

"Ryo, I'm sooo sorry. It wasn't your fault! I know and I will make that loud and clear when we go in to see the chief… k, my-all-time-favorite partner?" Trying to sneak by some praise did not help the situation much as Ryo just walked by him but Dee was still promising things that he would do to make it up to him.

As they entered the office, Dee quieted down and they noticed that the Chief had changed into a different shirt and was currently wiping down his pants.

"Sit." Was the command and they followed it well, settling themselves in the two chairs in front of his desk. Ryo stared at the older man a little worried as what their punishment was even though the accident was not caused by him.

"Sir, I'm really-"

"Can it, Laytner! I have an assignment for you two that needed to be done for some time. Commissioner Rose needed someone to do the job and your," he glanced to Ryo. "bozo partner just volunteered you both." Dee groaned and Ryo sighed in displeasure.

The Chief took out a pen from his drawer and scribbled something down on the little paper before thrusting it towards Ryo.

"Here, take his memo and give it to Rose. He'll give you further instructions. Now get out before I think of something else to give to you, especially you, Laytner."

The two men stood and quickly left the office before they heard the man rage about his pants and how it looked like he pissed on himself. Dee couldn't help but chuckle at the situation, but the glare he received from Ryo made him gulp and shut up.

They walked over to Commissioner Berkeley Rose's office and knocked, hearing an invitation, they opened the door together and Ryo caught the man's surprised face to see them both enter the office.

"To what do I owe the pleasure, gentlemen?" The other man asked as he watched Ryo and Dee sit down in front of him. The dark-haired man looked at Rose then glanced to Ryo and motioned him to give the commissioner the memo.

"The Chief told us to give this to you." Ryo said as he leaned forward to hand the paper to Rose. The man took it and examined the paper for a moment before raising one golden brow.

"You two are taking this job? What of your cases?" Rose asked curiously. Ryo hung his head and Dee sighed.

"Chief is making us do this, our cases are on hold for now since they aren't anything big..." Dee stared at Berkeley as the man smiled and looked as though he wanted to laugh. Dee frowned at the man, never liking his sense of humor and such, especially when it involved his sexy Ryo.

"Well, you must have really done something wrong cause I wouldn't pull our top detectives to do a job like this but-"

"Can you just please tell us what we have to do?" Dee growled, already so sorry that he knocked over the coffee and started the day off on the sour side of the Chief.

"Well, there have been many complaints regarding the file room and how disorganized it has become. Not only that but," He pointed to the corner of his office where there was a pile of forty or so files just waiting to be brought down to the room. "Those files need to be taken down and arranged accordingly. The whole file room needs to be reorganized." Dee's green eyes grew wide in shock.

"NO WAY! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" Dee then realized that he wasn't joking and slouched in his seat. "You have got to be kidding! Can't you have a janitor do it or something? This is sooo not a job for me." He took an unconscious glance at his partner and stuttered out, "US! Not a job for us..."

Berkeley snickered quietly to himself, a little sorry that Ryo had to be dragged into this but also he had found it quiet amusing to see the rival detective in a state of discomfort and in a pure, sulky mood.

"It shouldn't take too much time but I think once this job of cleaning the file room is done then you men can go home for the day."

Ryo, despite the situation that he was put in, hurriedly thanked the commissioner for the kind gesture.

Dee and Ryo were in their office, preparing to take down the files after they've taken off their suit jackets so they would not get dirty. Ryo folded his dark blue jacket and laid it over his desk chair and began to fold the sleeves of his dress shirt.

"Damn, I wouldn't think that you guys would have to do that. I did hear the complaints though..." Drake said mostly to himself.

"We'll if someone was looking where they were going, we would not have this problem." Ryo said and continued rolling his opposite sleeve while Dee was following his actions.

"Awww, Ryo. You know you could've said something. You were looking in that direction."

The blond snapped in his direction.

"You're putting the blame on me now?"

"Uh oh, Dee's sleeping on the couch toni~ight." Drake snickered.

"Shut up, Parker." Drake frowned and shot back,

"Well you deserve it, jerk!"

"For what? Is this pick-on-Dee day?" Dee sighed as Ryo ignored him.

"You threw me in front of that wild man, who goes crazy whenever you grace his presence. If you didn't notice, I got plowed into." Drake threw a pen at Dee as the other man started to gather the files in a steadier pile.

"Oww."

"Yea, just imagine that one hundred times harder and you'll get JJ on the rampage." Dee sighed.

"Trust me, I went to the academy with him... and now I work with him. You don't know how many times I got plowed by him. Couldn't you just have done me that one little favor?" Drake huffed and noticed that Ryo was picking up his files, ready to head out.

"Your partner is about to leave you."

Dee turned around to find Ryo already walking out the door.

"Ryo! Wait for me." The dark-haired man turned and quickly gathered his files and rushed out of the room to follow behind his pissed partner.

'Awww, what did I do to deserve this punishment? This is not going to be a good day.'

As the two men stepped out of the elevator, they had to make a right and head over to the door that would lead them into the dark, musky file room. Why couldn't they have gotten a better, NEWER building when they left the

Bronx's precinct. Instead, they were stuck with this little, old building that, for one, previously occupied the 19th precinct and second, it was attached to the side off one much larger building. One glance at the place for a second and you would never think that it was the new 27th precinct. Oh no.

Descending down the creaky old stairs, the pair felt the sudden dampness that would belong to a desolate basement. There were small cobwebs hanging in the corners and as they took their time down the stairs, each of them was holding nearly half of the thick files that had occupied the corner in Rose's office.

Ryo's nose suddenly tickled and he stopped suddenly feeling Dee bumped lightly into him since he was going down the stairs so slowly.

"Ryo?"

The man did not say a word but started to lean backwards and his head snapped forward in a held in the sneeze.

Dee laughed as he felt his partner's body shutter for that second.

"Bless you, sexy."

Ryo sniffled and continued his descent, replying back,

"Thank you but I'm still mad at you."

The blond heard the small whine and a little groan of reminder of their situation and who exactly put them there.

"I'm sorry! It was a mistake! You saw! Damn Chief just decided to show up out of nowhere!" Dee continued his rant as Ryo just shook his head and made a right, stopping at the door to the filing room. He struggled for a moment before he got it open and held it open for his partner. Once they were in, the door clicked shut after them and they set the files down and took a long look at the disorder of the filing room. Disaster was one's thought and awww fuck was the others.

"I guess we should pull some of the empty file cabinets from the other room and start organizing some of the files in there to make some room on the shelves."

Ryo opened the only other door, besides the one they came in and noticed the extra cabinets but also, "There is extra shelving space in here too."

"Oh fun..." Dee grumbled.

"Look the sooner we start, the faster we can get out of here and go home." Ryo grabbed a triangular shaped piece of wood and shoved it between the bottom of the door and the ground..

"Yeah, but isn't there more light?" He walked down one of the three isles and noticed a lightbulb dangling in the air. He pulled the string attached and discovered the light bulb worked. Dee went to the other isles and did the same and finally he walked out of the short isles to the one light bulb that would light up the rest of the open room. That one, of course, did not work.

"Damn."

"What's wrong?" Came a voice from the other room.

"The main light bulb doesn't work." Dee heard some shuffling around and walked over to examine the room that Ryo was currently in.

"Here! I found a spare bulb." The blond turned around and handed it to Dee. "Go see if it works." Still upset about the situation, Dee changed the bulb and found that it worked just fine.

"Ok, it's good."

Ryo came out of the room, already dirty from the dusty boxes that he had moved.

"Good, let's get two of those cabinets out here and we can shove some files in there and the extra files that have overflowed in one category."

Dee glumly looked at the short isles and glared at the files stacked up against the sides and laying horizontally with the other vertical files. It was going to take them forever to get this cleaned up. Ryo noticed the look and burst his bubble even more.

"You do realize that we have to shift all the files and make sure that they are all in correct order..right? I'm thinking we can put w-x in the smaller file room and that will give us a lot more room to work with. What do you think?"

"Yeah, fine. Just tell me where to put stuff and I'll do it."

And off they went, moving the cabinets into the larger room, filing and putting it all into order. There were some mishaps, files slipping, shelves breaking, boxes falling on a foot...which had Dee cussing up a storm.

When they were all done, working straight from beginning to end, the file room looked great; Shelves had more space and the room was much cleaner and dust free.

"Oh, I need a cigarette but I don't think I can get up." Dee said from his spot on the floor up against a shelving unit.

"I'm so tired. I'm glad that Rose gave us the rest of the day off. I don't think I could move." Ryo sat on top of a waist-high cabinet and just rested for a few minutes.

"Hey do you wanna get some chow after this? There's a nice restaurant on 5th avenue that the guys told me about. I've been wanting to check it out for some time now." Dee stood and stretched his aching muscles. Ryo stared at his long, muscle toned body before nodding.

"Yeah, it would be nice. I'm awfully hungry. We didn't even take a break for lunch."

"Well, whose fault is that, you little workaholic?" Dee teased as he walked over to the door and tried the handle only to see that the knob did not want to turn.

"Oh shit..."

"What's wrong, Dee?"

"The fucking door is locked!" Ryo jumped down from his seat and went to try the door himself.

"Well that's no problem, we can just call up for someone to come down here." Ryo replied like there wasn't anything to worry about.

"With what cell phone?" Ryo put his hand on his belt and checked his pockets.

"I left mine in my jacket." The blond quickly looked at Dee's pocket. He didn't want to be locked down here. He wanted to go home and with that thought he started feeling the front of Dee's slacks and even felt his rear to find that he did not have his cell either.

"As much as I like the attention, I could have told you that I left mine on my desk."

"Oh great! Well someone is bound to ask where we are and it's just a matter of time that someone will come down here and unlock the door." They both looked at each other and knew that that possibility could very well be shot down and they could spend the whole night there.

Dee and Ryo both rushed to the door and began banging on it, calling for help and after a few minutes, they stopped and realized that no one was going to come down unless they needed a file...

"Which is fucking never!" Dee angrily slammed his fist against the door.

An hour went by very slowly as Dee did everything but sit down and be quiet. The man paced, ranted, growled, banged and finally, after all that did Dee go over where Ryo was sitting on the cabinet and sat beside him on the cabinet next to the other. Their legs leaned against each others lightly and Ryo turned to face his partner.

"Are you done now?" He smirked at Dee's antics but it never ceases to amaze him the things that he would do.

Fingers slowly pushed back dark, ebony locks that suspended over agitated emerald eyes. They darted over to his blond partner and noticed the little smirk.

"You should be angry too. That damn door is never locked. There's no phone down here. There's nothing! We could die!" Ryo rolled his eyes as the man beside him was being overly dramatic and latched onto his arm. "I don't want to die, Ryo!" Dee stayed partly leaning over Ryo with a pleading look in his eyes but the man could only sigh.

"Dee, you know there's nothing I can do. We just have to wait. I want to take a long shower and finally eat something." He threw his head back and rested it against the wall. It was taking forever for someone to come down and he was getting bored, tired and...!

Ryo felt a little shifting for a second but thought nothing of it before but now his partner was practically straddling his hips and had his mouth attached to his neck, making him blush.

"DEE! What-NO, you can't do this here! We're at work!"

The plead was unheard as the attack continued on, working those sensitive spots and turning Ryo to a mushy pile of ecstasy.

"Mmmmhmmm." Dee licked at the delicious skin and wondered why he didn't think of this in the first place. It would get his mind off of his little nicotine fit and he would definitely not be bored. Oh, far from it.

"Dee...you...ah."

Those hot lips traveled up and he stared into Ryo's dark, bottomless eyes and began panting at the erotic beauty staring up at him. Dee kissed him softly at first, drawing in the bottom lip and running his tongue all over it before releasing the reddened lip. His hand touched the front of the blond man's shirt and a tiny gasp escaped Ryo's throat, leaving his mouth open and just asking for Dee to kiss him more. Who was Dee to deny him that wonderful delight?

They kissed with passion, dueling their fiery tongues against one another and hands discovered tender skin to caress. Dee was in heaven and he could feel heaven poking him in the thigh. He pulled his mouth away from Ryo and licked his way down to his vulnerable collarbone while the blond unconsciously ran his fingers through Dee's dark, rich hair. Quick fingers had Ryo's offending shirt open and the glorious chest on display to a pair of hungry, green eyes.

"Oh god!" Ryo screamed as he arched his back, feeling a hot, slick tongue run over his hard nipple. It felt so good. He couldn't find his breath as the other nipple was getting teased by nimble fingers. The mouth pulled away and was back upon his lips, but this time, Ryo felt more than just those lips as his erection was getting rubbed on by thrusting hips.

"Ryo. You are so sexy, do you know that? Do you know that you drive me insane?" The blond panted along with Dee, who was whispering in his ear, moaning at the feel of Ryo's hot skin and his hardness giving a helluva lot of friction to his own hard cock.

Ryo was having trouble thinking but why would he want to? He was feeling so good and all he wanted to do was continue experiencing this blissful sensation. He was still at work though and at the rate, as Dee was thrusting those wonderful hips, he was going to come in his pants, and that he did not want.

"Uhhh, Dee... wait. This is baaaa-aaahhhh, ah, ah..." Dee shook his head in against Ryo's should, not wanting to stop. "Dee, I don't..want to come in, ahh!-my pants..."

It took a minute before the hips slowed and the brunet came up to snatch a long passionate kiss from Ryo, but this kiss was a distraction for Dee's deft hands as they unzipped and grabbed a hold of Ryo's hard, throbbing cock which made Ryo jump in shock. He looked down and saw an olive-skinned hand encircled around him and squeezed slightly.

"You don't have to come in your pants, baby." Dee suddenly pulled the shocked man forward and wrapped Ryo's long legs around his waist. He lifted him off of the cabinet and dropped to his knees and laid the sexy blond to the ground. "I'll be happy to take care of that for you." With that, Dee found the hard shaft and engulfed it whole.

Ryo's back came up off of the ground and shouted in ecstasy at the sudden hot, moist mouth that covered him whole. There were no intelligible words that found their way to his brain and when he tried to speak, the little devilish tongue decided to do something that made him scream in pleasure. Ryo could not handle sitting up and his back hit the floor but whimpers and groans were still being heard.

Dee could not take it anymore and pulled out his own aching member that was begging for release and as his head bobbed up and down, sucking and tasting that wonderful flavor that only belonged to Ryo, he could feel Ryo get closer to his completion. Green eyes wouldn't tear themselves away from the sight that was unfolding before them. His hand gripped his shaft in a tight hold, just that making him moan around the heated flesh in his mouth.

"Dee! Oh yes. Please... please..ohhhh..."

Ryo was boarding that edge and Dee could feel it. His body was shaking and Dee's hand was working faster and faster over his own member. It was a little difficult doing it at the same time but when he felt a hand clench in his hair, Dee let go of his own cock and found Ryo's sac and squeezed them. One thing was for sure, Ryo was no where near the quiet one during sex, even if this wasn't the complete round. Dee wanted to see how loud the man could get and his member strained for release but with his determination, Ryo was all out screaming. Dee decided to do one hard suck from base to tip and that was it for the writhing blond as his seed squirted in Dee's mouth and down his throat it all went. Continuing to milk the flesh that was in his mouth, Dee reached down and furiously stroked himself, groaning around Ryo's member making the dazed man moan aloud. Hot lips retreated from Ryo's half hard cock and the blond's dazed eyes glanced at his partner to see him stop his motions suddenly. His features questioned why Dee wasn't continuing but the brunet wasn't looking his way.

"Dee." Ryo cleared his voice and tried again, successfully catching the other man's lusty stare.

"God, Ryo. Don't look at me that way. I'm going to burst if I stare at you any longer."

"Why?" Ryo wasn't understanding why Dee was denying his release.

"You're so naive sometimes. Just look at yourself. You have that sated, ugh, that fucking satisfied glow about you and your shirt his open for me to see that wonderfully built chest and you're still half hard. You're a fucking God, Ryo; a fucking beautiful, sexy god." Dee squeezed his eyes shut and was trying to control his breathing.

"Why are you not finishing yourself?"

Dee smirked and shook his head.

"I don't have anything to clean myself off with. I'll be lucky with just a wet spot in my boxers but nothing no one would notice on my pants." Dee stood up and Ryo did too, but Dee was starting to tuck away his still throbbing dick while Ryo quickly walked over and forcefully pulled the brunet into a brutally hard kiss. He backed Dee up against the cabinet and lifted the man to sit on it. When he pulled away, surprised green eyes were staring at him as if he'd gone nuts.

'Well maybe I have...'

That was Ryo's last thought before he retook out that hard flesh from between Dee's thighs and started to stroke him.

The pleasure was indescribable to Dee. The man he loved was stroking him, touching him willingly and on his own accord. He couldn't stand it.

"Ryo, I...I'm not going to last. I-Ohhhh! Holy shit this feels soooohhhhh-" Dee was just riding it all out and when he felt himself tense, hot lips suddenly swallowed him and he saw a flash of white light before he was climaxing intensely. Ryo's name left his lips and after the blond lapped up all his release, those dark eyes searched for Dee's face. He smirked, finding the man slouching against the wall, panting and trembling. He decided to tuck himself back in and just wait until Dee was able to do anything.

He couldn't help but have his eyes roam over the figure in front of him and felt a heated blush rush from head to toe. Dee was one sexy man, and he could not believe what they had just did. What he had just did!

"Ryo... are you ok?" Dee was sitting up now, with a large..no, that wasn't the right word... how about a humongous smile on his face. Oh, he wasn't smiling just on his lips, baring those pearly whites but his eyes were twinkling with such passion and it was all directed at him. Dee chuckled lightly and moved forward, his hand came up and caressed Ryo's redden cheek. "Are you blushing?"

"N-no!" Came out the stuttering reply. Dee, still with that bright smile, stood up and turned to Ryo.

"There's no need to blush, baby. You were beautiful and fucking sexy as hell." The blush deepened even more and Ryo couldn't control his embarrassment.

"Dee! You're still s-sticking out!" Ryo found himself reciprocating Dee's actions and looked down to find that Dee, indeed, was still hanging out. Emerald eyes gleamed and Ryo found himself pulled into another passionate kiss. When they pulled apart, Dee whispered provocatively,

"Why don't you put me back in?" Ryo's jaw dropped but before anything else was said, the door to the file room was opened.

~~*~~

Drake Parker was laughing his ass off. He couldn't stop so when they, he, a blushing Ryo and Dee, were walking back to their office, every person who worked there was asking him what the hell was so funny.

"Damn it, Parker! If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to kick your ass!" But that did nothing to deter the detective as he was heading into Dee and Ryo's office.

"Ted! Ted!" Drake made a short jog to the man, who was sitting in an empty chair along side Dee's desk. "Listen to this, man. Dee and Ryo were trapped in the file room since they went down there this morning! And they had permission to leave early but couldn't because the fucking door was locked!" He was cracking up laughing and Ryo only went straight to his desk to gather his things to go home.

"Drake, if you know what's good for you, then you'll shut up and not say anything more. If I hear one more word about this incident, and I mean anything, I am coming after your ass with a chainsaw. You got that?" Dee was fuming but Drake was still cracking up with a very amused Ted.

"Yeah, just make sure you don't cut anything off that's.. hanging out!" And roaring laughter could be heard along with Dee threatening the life of the hysterical blond.

"Woah, there's something missing from this story. I know there is. Cough it up, Parker. I want all details." Ted wasn't prepared for the glare Dee sent his way or how the man was standing less than a foot away from him.

"If you know what's good for you, Ted. You'll keep this to yourself and not question anything further. Got that, buddy?" There was a hurried nod and Ryo sighed.

"Dee, let's just go. I wanna get out of here. I'm tired."

"I bet you are." Drake replied snidely and felt a hard slap at the back of his head that had him crying out. He watched Dee walk by and gather his things, still giving Drake and Ted his death glare.

"Bye guys." Ryo said quickly before leaving the office. Dee just grunted and when he stepped outside his office, an uproar of laughter flooded out and it took all of Ryo's strength to keep him back.

"DEE!"

"JUST YOU WAIT, DRAKE! JUST YOU WAIT!"

When the two detectives stepped into the elevator, Ryo mumbled something softly and Dee jumped on it instantly.

"What did you say?"

"I said if you would have just made yourself presentable, none of this would have happened." Ryo said nonchalantly.

"OH, so now it's MY FAULT!? This would not have happened if that fucking door did not lock!"

"Whose fault was it in the first place that we were even sent down there?" Ryo smiled and watched Dee's jaw drop.

"Actually," Dee grinned. "It's yours."

Ryo turned around and glared at Dee.

"Don't you try to blame this on me, Dee Laytner!"

"You should have been watching where you were going!" It was this time that Ryo's jaw dropped, staring disbelieving at the smug Dee and how he managed to turn his teasing around on him. Dee took this chance to gather the blond in his arms and kissed him senselessly.

'It didn't turn out to be that bad of a day.'

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