Fan Fiction / Dragon Ball/Z/GT Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ RanmaMoon Z! ❯ The Arrival of Kitsune!!! ( Chapter 1 )
Konnichiwa!! I'm GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!! Guess what?!? It's time 4 my BRAND NEW SERIES!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!! Here we go!!!
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RANMAMOON Z!
Episdoe 1: "THE ARRIVAL OF KITSUNE!!!"
by GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!!
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IT WAZ ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY ON THE PLANET EARTH,
but it was all ruinged when I was woked up by a flash in the sky out my window (a small window) & a explsoion in the air!
Me: "Damn, it's probaly another Tento Maniac! I better get a mov-on!!"
I gotted on my cloke, picked up my Holy Kaizer Scepter, made a quick breakfast, & flewed off 2 the explosion!
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Meanwhile that same morning, @ the Briefs mansion....
Vejita wuz @ the breakfast table, hungryly scarffing down a yummy breakfast.
Vejita: "MMMMMMMMM, good toast, honey!!"
But he did not enjoy his breakfast 4 long, cuz suddenly, the house shook, as a OtakuJin spaceship had crashed in2 his kitchen!!
Vejita: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U GOD-DAMN FUCKIN @#&@#&!!!!!!!! LOOK WTH U DID!!!! COME OUT HERE SO I CAN BEAT YOUR CLUMSY LITTLE *#&@$@$^$@ FACE IN!!!!!!!!!"
Bulma walked out in2 the kitchen.
Bulma: "What'z the yell about now.....YIKES!!! WTH IS ~THAT~!?!?!!??"
Just then, the hatch of the space-craft opened, & revealed the inerior of the space-ship, with all the impressive gizmos & the like. There waz a cryogenic sleep chamber that maded a noise & opened, waking up a strange purple guy with 9 tailz! The strange being gotted out of the chamber & also exitd the space-ship! He hadded purple skin, hair, & eyes, 9 tails thatwere fox-like, pointed ears, & he was wearing a heavy suit like Piccilo's, but w/o the hat.
Kitsune: "Greetings, Earth dwellerz. My name is KITSUNE SPEEDO YAMI KAMI MEGAMI BANZAI KAI BENKI. I M A OtakuJin warrior from OtakuSei."
Vejita: "U IDIOT!!!! U WRECKED ME HOUSE, NO I'M GONNA WRECK ~U~!!!!!!!!"
Kitsune: "Very well, we shall settle this out-doors."
Kitsune & Vejita goed in2 the yard 2 fight!
Vejita: "IF I win , u have 2 fix my mansion!!"
Kitsune: "it is agreed. Thou I could easily fix you're living place in a min. if I hadded 2!"
Vejita: "SHUT UP & FIGHT, U STUPID PUPRLE ASS-HOLE!!!"
Vejita screemed & becamed a Super SaiyaJin!
Kitsune: "Ok, but u shall not win!!"
Vejita: "WE WILL C ABOUT THAT!!!!!"
Vejita fired a blasts of Renzoku Energy Dan @ Kitsune! Kitsune dodjed them easily!
Kitsune: "U have poor speed, Vejita. U will lose with ~that~ speed!!"
Vejita: "U MORON I HAVE GR8ER SPEED THAN THAT!!!"
Vejita flewed up in the air! Kitsune followed!
Kitsune: "As u can well c, I can fly 2."
Vejita: "THAT DOSNT'T NOT CHANGE ANYTHING!! GALLICK HOU!!!!!"
Vejita fired a big blast of Ki @ Kitsune!Kitsune zoomed out of the way!!
Vejita: "WHA?!!?!?!?!!?!?!??"
Kitsune powered up a strong move!
Kitsune: "KKAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEE-HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEE-.......HHHAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Vejita was hitted with a powerful Kame-Hame-Ha, & Vejita felled 2 the ground!!
Vejita: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! IS THTA ALL U GOT??!?!?"
Kitsune landed on the gound. Vejita ranned 2 him & began 2 punch & kick him! Kitsune did the same!They punched & kicked 4 a while, then, Kitsune thoughted it was time 4 action! He pointed his finger @ the ground & a spiral appeared on the ground! (like a crop circle) (BTW, my ppl. made those ^_~)
Vejita: "AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!! U @#$*(&*($*^$&*^@&*#^&*@^#&*^#&*@^#&*!!!!!!!!! MY LAWN!!!!!!!! I JUST SEEDED IT YESRTERDAY!!!" (Hee hee hee hee)
Kitsune just stooded there!
Vejita: "COME ON!!!!!! ATTACK ME, U STUPID &^&#$^$&%&#!!!!!"
He ranned up 2 Vejita, & beganed 2 punch & lick him again! Kitsune blocked it, whole moving 2 the center of the spiral! @ the center, Vejita's spirit was really hot! (Feelin HOT HOT HOT)Finally, Kitsune attacked with a powerful blast!
Kitsune: "HI-RYUU SHOTEN HA!!!!!!"
He fired a cold punch @ Vejita!! Vejita becamed entrapped in a whirl-wind!
Vejita: "AAAAAGGGHHH!!!! WHAT THE *&#(!*($^(@$$&@ IS THIS GOD-DAMN WHIRL-WIND!??!?!!??!?!??!?!"
Kitsune knewed now it was time 4 his ~ULTIMATE~ attack!! He raised his 9 tailz in2 the air, & the wind picked up!! His body glowed a brite purplr color as he mediated 2 power up his attack!
Kitsune: "MURASAKI METEORS!!!!!!"
His tailz fired 9 large purple Ki meteor blasts @ Vejita, still trapped by the whirl-wind! They hotted Vejita in the whirl-wind, blasting Vejita out of the sky!!! He felled 2 the ground, all beaten!
Vejita: "AAgghh u beat me..damn it damnit damn it......"
Kitsune: "C, I tole u. U can't not win against me."
He then flewde off!
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Ashort time l8r....
I had fianlly founded the source of the big explosion! It wasn't Tento Maniac! It was just a OtakuJin space-ship that had crashed in2 a mansion! In-side the mansion, there was a injured man with wild spikey hare(Vejita), this blue-haired chick(Bulma) that was tedning 2 the man, & this teenager kid with lt. purple hair(Trunks). (not unlike me, thou ^_^) Jest then, Bulma seed e!
Bulma: "AAAAAAAAAHHH!! WHO R U!?!?!?!????"
Me: "I M GOOMBA MAGI MECHA ICHA NACHA ZIP ZONK ZORK AK-AK ZOKO RYUU NEKO DOMO ARIGATO BENJO, but feel free 2 call me GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!, or just GOOMBA BENJO will work. I'm an OtakuJin from the OtakuSei, a world far away from this planet Earth. I take it that that guy laying there just losted a big fite!"
Bulma: "Hai, he waz just defeeted by this weird purple guy named Kitsune Benki. He said he was from OtakuSei, 2!"
Me: "Really?! Hay, that he mite b that powerfull fighter that HappySan was talking about!! I gotta go find him!!"
I goed out of the mansion & flewed off 2 find him!
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@ the Satan Cty. Apts.....
It wuz 9:00 am, & Haruka & Setsuna usually slept in. They where still naked from their little love session last nite. Setsuna woked up 1st, & looked out the wondow.
Setsuna: "Hm, it's morning alredy."
She looked over & seed Haruka sleeping under the covers.
Setsuna: "You're gonna b ~mine~, HarukaSama. I'm going 2 do what ever it takes....."
But sudenly, their wuz another flash of lite & a big explosion! Haruka slept thru it!
Setsuna: "OH, not aggain.PLUTO PLANET POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!"
She transformated in2 Sailor Pluto, & raned out the building! Haruka still layed there, sleping & dreaming.
Haruka: "MMMMMmmmm yes, MichiChan......!"
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Kitsune herded the explosion, & he flewed of 2 it!!
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Out-side of the Satan City Apt.....
Another Tento Maniac had awakened!!
Tento Maniac: "AAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! TENTO MANIAC, M NOW BACK AGAIN 2 DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!! GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sailor Pluto had just gotted out of the building, & sawed Tento MNaniac immediately!!
Sailor Pluto: "Oh, gr8. ~Another~1."
Tento Maniac: "That's rite, Sailor Lady! I'm ~another~ Tento Manaiac!! ROOOOOAAARRRR!!!! & if u want 2 beat me, your sadly mistaken!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
S. Pluto: "Yeah, well I'M SAILOR PLUTO, & in the name of Time, I'll wipe u from existnece!!!"
Tento Maniac: "OH NO U WONT, cuz I've gotta ~new move!!!~ 1 that will finish u ~&~ that god-damn MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER GOOMBA BENJO 4 good!!! WHWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! Go on, it's you're 1st move!! Heh eheh....!"
Sailor Pluto: "OK, I'll go 1st, bbut u won't survive!!"
Fog started 2 swirl around her Time Staff! (eh hee hee hee)
Sailor Pluto: "Dead Scream."
She shotted a garent-color ball @ Tento Manioac!
Tento Maniac: "HERE TIME 4 MY NEW ATTACK!! MIRROR REFLECTER!!!!"
A clear shield goed up around Tento Maniac! The Dead Scream bounced off the shield & right back @ S. Pluto! It hitted her back!!
Sailor Pulto: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
It waz a powerfull attack, so Setsuna felled 2 the ground, & her fuku got burned open, exposing her bra!
Tento Maniac: "ALL RIGHT!!!!"
Tento Maniac picked her up by the waste, & taked off her bra & putted it gently on the ground!
Setsuna: "Hey, what r u doing!?! Don't....!"
Tento Maniac then played with her breastz while it tore away her skirt!
Setsuna: "AAAAHH Don't....!!!"
Tento Maniac then taked off her pantys & putted them with the bra! Tento Mnaiac stared @ her beautiful virgin pussy!
Tento Maniac: "MMMMM ALLRITEY!!!"
Sailort Pluto: "NONONOO!!! I'M SAVING MESELF 4 HARUKASAMA!!!! NOOOO!!! PLS.!!!!!"
Tento Maniac: "URUSAI!!!!"
Tento Maniac then rammed a tentacle strate up in2 Setsuna's pussy, & it hurt & bled!!
Setsuna: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tento maniac fucked her & fucker her green-hared pussy whil her breasts bounced up & down & up & down with abandon!!
Setsuna: "AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AH! AH! AHHHHHGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
But just thhen, Kitsune appeared on the scene! He sawwed Tento Maniac raping a hot green-haired babe, & waz taken by suprise!!
Kitsune: "GR8 KAIOSAMA!! The legend has comed true!!"
Sailor Pluto: "HHEEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!! THIS THING WONT STOP FUCKING MEEEE!!!!!"
Kitsune gotted hard from seeing the babe being fucked, butt he knewed that this Tento Maniac was a menice 2 humanity, &* it hadded 2 b stopped!!
Kitsune: "Don't worry, madam. I'll destroy this creature!!
Tento Maniac: "OH, YEAH, LIKE U COULD EVER BEET ~ME~!!!! WHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!! GROOOOOOAAARRR!!!!!"
Kitsune: "OH YEAH I WILL!!!!! YAAAAHHH.....!!!!!!!"
Kitsune lunged @ Tento Maniac, & beganned 2 punch & kick it!
Kitsune: "HA HA HOO YAH HEEYAH YAH HOYYAH HA HOOYYAAAAHHHHH KALLA YAMAAAAAA!!!!!"
How-ever this did not do much 4 Tento Maniac, as he was stil holding on2 Sailor Pulto!
Tento Maniac: "(YAAWWWWNN) DId I feel a rain drop??"
Kitsune: "U want rain?!? Here's a ~shower!!~"
He powered up his tailz!
Kitsune: "MURASAKI METEORS!!!!"
Tento Maniac: "MIRROR REFLECTER!!!!"
Tento Maniac used his Morror Relecter 2 relfect the atack back @ Kitsune!!
Kitsune: "WTFH!!!?!? BARRIER!!!"
Kitsune putted up a Barrier (all OtakuJin can use this) & the attack was destoryed!!
Kitsune: "Hmmmm, this thing is much stronger than I expected....!"
Just then sudenly, Happosai & Rei's Granpa appeared!!
Rei's Granpa: "HOLD IT RITE THERE!!! DROP THAT HOT SAILOR SENSHI, OR B BLOWED UP BY ~HINO SUNNENDONO!!!!~"
Happosai: "I M HAPPOSAI, SUPER HENTAI!! IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD ABOUT HENTAI, I WILL...."
He sawed Setsuna's pantys on the ground!
Happosai: (cont.) ".....SWEET-O!! HOO-YAH!!!"^_^
He ranned over & collected Setsuna's pantys!
Setsuna: "HEY those r mine, u theef!! LET ME GO ~NOW~, U BEAST!!!"
Happosai: "I'LL LET U DOWN IF U PROMISE NOT 2 KILL ME 4 STEELING YOUR PANTYS!!!"
Setsuna:"AAAAHHH OK OK!!! WHATEVER!!!"
Happosai: "OK then"!
Happosai putted his handz apart from each other, & KI appeased!
Happosai: "KKAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE-HHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEE-HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! !!"
Happosai fired a Kame-Hame-Ha @ Tento Maniac! It wasn't very strong, but it was still strong enuff 2 hit Tento Maniac's in theeye!
Tento Maniac: "ITAIII!!!!"
Tento Maniac dropped Sailor Pluto!
Sailor Pluto: "Domo arigatou".
Happosai: Hey, where do u supose GoombaSama is?!"
Rei's Granpa: "IDK, HappySan."
Kitsune waz suprized @ the heaing of my name!
Kitsune: "DID U SAY GOOMBA?!? GOOMBA BENJO?????!!"
Happosai: "Hai, I said Goomba Benjo."
Rei's Granpa: "Do u know him?"
Kitsune: "Know him??! I camed here 2 Earth 2 help him train & become a stronger MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!! I also camed here 2 fight evil & get stronger myself!!"
Happosai: "Oh. Oh, what was your nname?"
Kitsune: "MY name is KITSUNE SPEEDO YAMI KAMI MEGAMI BANZAI KAI BENKI., or just KITSUNE BENKI. I m a warrior from OtakuSei, + I'm also part SaiyaJin & JuraiJin! That is y I have these tails!"
Rei's Granpa: "Oh."
Happosai: "HEY!! U were my student those yrz. ago!!! How ya doin???"
Kitsune: "I m doing just fine, HappySensei.Any-way, let's kill that youma!!"
Happosai & Rei's Granpa: "RIGHT!!!"
Setsuna: "HAY WOULD SOME1 GET ME SOME CLOTHS!?!?"
Setsuna was standing naked, with her hands covering her-self!
Rei's Granpa: "Y don't u de-transform??"
Setsuna: "I CAN'T! I waz naked when I transformated!!"
Rei's Granpa: "Well, try 2 wait 4 Goomba 2 show up. He can probably make u some clothes."
Setsuna: "OH, al rite."
Happosai litted up 1 of his fuse bombz!
Happosai: "HAPPO DAI KA-RIN!!!!"
He tossed it @ tento Maniac, & it hitted him!!
Tento Maniac: "AAAAAGGGHHH!!!! IS ~THAT~ THE BEST U CAN DO, U LITTLE OLD~RUNT~??!?!?!"
Happosai: "IT'S THE BEST I CAN DO 4 NOW TILL I CAN IMPORVE WITH MUTENROSHI!!!"
He then powered up aother attack!
Happosai: "KI-EN-ZAN!!!!"
The Ki-En-Zan sliced off seeveral tentacles, & flewed away!
Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAYYGHHGHHHH!!!! GOD-DAMN U, U LITTLE SOB!!! TENTO BEAM!!!"
Happosai: "BARRIER!!!"
Tento Maniac fired a Tento Beam @ Happosai, but his Barrier blocked it!!
Kitsune: "LEt me try soumthing..."
Kitsune pointed 2 fingerz @ his head then @Tento Maniac.
Kitsune: "MA-KAN-KOU-...SAPPOU!!!!!"
He shotted a spiraly beams of Ki @ Tento Maniac!
Tento Maniac: "MIRROR RELECTER!!!"
Kitsune's Ma-Kan-Kou-Sappou bounced off of the Mirror Reflecter, & it hitted a near-by car & blewed it up 2 bitz!!
Rei's Granpa: "MIDORI MISSLES!!!!"
Rei's Granpa fired Midori Missles @ Tento Maniac! However, Tento Maniac's Mirror Reflecter waz still up, & they bounced off of it! It headed towardz the aparment building & it hitted it! It made a big explosion, & it blewed away the walls of Haruka's & Setsuna's rooms! Haruka fianlly woked up & sawed the hole in the wall!
Haruka: "Huh??????.......Wha!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!!!!!!!!"
She covered her-self with the sheetz & walked over 2 the hole. She sawed another Tento Maniac, along with a naked Setsuna, a purple guy with 9 tails, Happosai, & Rei's Granpa!
Haruka: "Oh, what's going on now?!?"
Setsuna looked up @ Haruka, butt then realized she was naked!!
Setsuna: (blush) "AAAAHHH!! HarukaSama....Heh heh heh....!"
Haruka: "I'm commin' down!! URANUS PLANET POWER, MAKE UP!!!!"
Haruka transformated in2 Sailor Uranus & leaped down! Setsuna ranned up 2 her & hugged her.
Setsuna: "(sob) Oh, HarukaSama...It waz awful...H-He...he...(sniff)....~tentacle raped~ me!! I'M NO LONGER PURE 4 U!!!! (crying)"
haruka: "It's OK...I....don't mind if your pure @ all! Now I'm gonna ~slotter~ that Tento Maniac with my Space Sword!!"
Sailor Uranus ranned up 2 Tento Mnaiac, & attacked!
Sailor Uranus: "SAPCE SWORD BLASTER!!!!!"
Tento Maniac: "MIRROR REFLECTER!!! HA ha! This si ~fun~!!"
S. Uranus's Space Sword Blaster goed back @ Haruka, & hitted her! She felled down!!
Sailor Uranus: "AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Tento Maniac picked her up with a tentacle (again), & wuz about 2 start ripping her fuku off, when all of a sudden.......
Me: "SCEPTER MAGIC...~ATTACK~!!!!"
A small blast of Hentai-Mahou-Ki struck Haruka's tentacle, & it broked off, & Haruka felled 2 the ground!
Tento Maniac: "AAAAGGGHHHH!!! WTH WAZ ~THAT~!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?"
He looked over 2 c ME standing with Nobuyuki! (We were late 4 this fite, cuz I was distracted by this sale on Hentai movies @ a porno shop. I also ranned in2 Nobuyuki there, 2!!)
Tento Maniac: "AAAHHH KUSOU!!!! IT'S THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER AGAIN!!!"
Me: "That's right, it's ME, GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!! I stand 4 all that is good about Hentai!! & in the name of all Hentai's out there, I will ~punish you!!!~"
I aimed my Holy Kaizer Scepter @ Tento Maniac, & began my attack!
Me: "CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMIIIIIIICCCC......"
Tento Maniac: "HA HA!! MIRROR REFLECTER!!!"
Tento Maniac raised his Mirror Reflecter! (uh-oh)
Me: "......KKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-........."
Kitsune: "GOOMBASAN!!!! STOOOOOPP!!!!!!"
Me: "......HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-............."
Kitsune: "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "...........HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
But it waz 2 late 4 me 2 stop, 4 I had alredy released my Cosmic Kame-Hame-Ha @ Tento Maniac!! It hitted the Mirror Reflecter, & bounced in2 the apartment bulding!! The apartment building started 2 collapse!!
Me: "Oops."
Setsuna: "OMG!!!!!! HOTARUCHAN'S STILL IN THERE!!!!!!!!!"
Haruka: "DO SOMETHING, SETSUNA!!!!!!"
Setsuna: "Maybe my Time Stop will work...."
But she couldn't find her dropped Time Staff anywhere!
Setsuna: "AAAAAAHHH NOOOO! THIS CAN'T B HAPPENING!!!! (sob) What a day...."
Me: "No problemmo!! ~I'll~ save her!!!"
I raised my Holy Kaizer Scepter.
Me: "SCEPTER MAGIC: Move all ppl. out of the apartment building!"
& it did! Not only was Hotaru broughted out safe & sound (asleep), but also Videl & Mr. Satan & Buu 2!
(OOPS I forgotted about him in the last ep! Well, let's just say that he was out eating candy!!)
Hotaru: (waking up) "Wha...What happened?? Y M I out-side??"
Setsuna: "(sniff) Oh, HotaruChan...A-Alredy 2day I've lost my home, my Time Staff, & my virginity...(sob) I-I-I just don't know what I'd do if I'd lost u...(crying)"
She hugged a confused Hotaru titely.
Hotaru: (bigsweat) "UUhhh OK."
Mr. Satan was staring @ the apt. that had just finsihed collpasing with big eyez & a jaw dropped.
Mr. Satan: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! @#*(&(*@*^(@#!!!!!!! MY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE !*@@^*&!&*%#&^%^&!@ M I GONNA DO ~NOW~!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!!?"
Videl: "It's alright, Daddy. I'll go & live with my husband out in the country."
Mr. Satan: "C-Can I come?!"
Videl: "No, u can't. Gomen nasai, OtouSan."
Mr. Satan: "Dang....! Well, Videl...I'll b seeing u..where-ever I end up inthis carazy world of Earth...Sayonara....!"
He walked off.
Buu: "WAIT! Wait 4 Buu!!"
Buu followed him!
Meanwhile, Setsuna had finally let go of hugging Hotaru. Hotaru looked over @ Tento Maniac, who waz grinning evilishly.
Tento Maniac: "HAHAHAAHAHAA!! GROOAAARRR!!! ALL RIGHT!!!! IT'S THAT MARRIED CHICK, + A SWEET, INNOCENT LITTLE GIRL!!! THIS IS GONNA ~KICK ASS!!~!!"
Videl: "Oh-no.....!"
Hotaru: "IF YOU'RE PLANNING 2 RAPE US LIKE U DID WITH SETSUNA-MAMA, YOU'RE GONNA ~DIE~!!! SATURN PLANET POWER, MAKE UP!!!!"
She transformeated in2 Sailor Saturn!
Sailor Saturn: "I m Sailor Saturn, & I will silence u in the name of my planet!!"
Tento Maniac:"Oh, so their's ~more~ of u Sailor Senshi!! I'm not scared of girlz like ~U~!!! TENTO BEAM!!!!!"
Sailor Saturn: "SILENCE WALL!!!!!"
S. Saturn's Silence Wall blocked the Tento Beam!!
Sailor Saturn: "DARK LIGHT BEAM!!!!!"
Sailor Saturn shooted a beam of Shizuka-Ki from her glayve @ Tento Maniac! (AN: It's a new attack that S. Saturn has that doesnt' kill her)
Tento Maniac: "MIRROR REFLECTER!!!!"
The attack hitted the Mirror Reflecter & goed back @ S. Saturn!! She gotted hit back!!
Hotaru: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!"
S. Saturn wasn't dead, but she waz really weak now.
S. Pluto: "AAAAAAAAAHHH NOOOO!!! HOTARUCHAAAANN!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac picked up Hotaru with a tentacle, & scanned her wioth his eye.
Tento Maniac: "Hmmmmmm HEY! Her Ki power is = 2 that of 1 of the Tento-Crystalz!! She's ~perfect~ 4 r needs!!"
Sailor Pluto: "The ~WHAT~ Crystals!?!?! I don't care!!! Put her down ~now~!!!!!"
Tento Maniac: "No way!!! We need her power 2 un-leesh the Tento-Force upon the world!! WHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!"
S. Pluto: "NNOOOOOOO!! DON'T!!! TAKE ME, INSTEAD!!! YOU'VE ~ALREDAY~ DE-FILED ME!!! Y NOT!!!!??!??"
Tento Mnaiac: "Well, in ~that~ case, I'll just take ~both~ of u!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"
& he picked em both up, & there were another explosion & flash of lite as he disspaeraed with the girls!!
Haruka: "COME BACK HERE WITH SETSUNASAN & HOTARUCHAN, U ASS-HOLE!!!!"
Me: "DAMMIT!!!! HE GOTTED AWAY!!! I'll have 2 destroy him ~next~ time!"
Haruka: "OH, who knows what kind of evil stuff's gonna happen 2 them?! & where r me & MichiChan gonna live???!"
Me; "Y, u can live with me in my Secret Ninja Lair!! I got lotsa neat-o stuff last night!!"
Haruka: "Ummmm OK."
Happosai: "Your place??? What's wrong with the Tendo Dojou!?"
Rei's granpa: "Or the Hikawa Temple?!"
Nobuyuki: "Or my house in Okayama?!"
Me: 'The lady made her choice, guyz. Sorry."
Happosai, Rei's Granpa, & Nobuyuki: "Awww."
Just then, Kitsune walked over 2 me.
Kitsune: "Greetings, GoombaSan. My name is KITSUNE SPEEDO YAMI KAMI MEGAMI BANZAI KAI BENKI, but u can call me KITSUNE BENKI. I have comed here 2 Earth 2 fight evil & train u 2 become a better Magical Hentai Kaizer."
Me: "Oh, really?!! WOWZERS!! Y, domo arigatou!! ^_^ Come, lettuce go home 2 my Ninja Lair! We need a battle plan 4 the next time Tento Maniac apears!"
Me, along with Happosai, Rei's Granpa, Nobuyuki, Kitsune, & Haruka, goed back 2 my Ninja Lair.
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Meanwhile, back down in the Tento-Reelm.....
Tento Maniac appeared in the transporter 2 the Earth wrold, carrying a struggling Setsuna & Hotaru!
Tento Manaic: "AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!! 2 Sailor Senshi with hi Ki levels!! Queen Onnaboko will b most pleazed!!! RAAAAGGH!!"
Hotaru: "AAAAHHH!!! WHERE R WE???!?!!? PUT US DOWN & BACK ON EARTH, U UGLY CREETURE U!!!!!"
Tento Maniac: "TUFF!!!!"
Tento Maniac goed down the long hall-way filled with cells containng other Tento Maniacs & naked school-girls being humped by ssome of them & thru a gateway in2 the throne room of the Queen Onnaboko! She was really sexy, 2, with a reveling costume!
Queen Onnaboko: "AHA!! U Have 2 beautiful girls 4 the Tento-Force I C!!"
Tento Maniac: "Hai, JooSama, I do have 2 Sailor Senshi!! They r Sailor Pluto & Sailor Saturn!! & theyre virgins, 2!! I took Pluto, but she didn't cum, thou. So I didn't get all her Ecchi-Ki yet. & best of all, my new Mirror Reflecter worked!! Not even that baka MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER GOOMBA BENJO could stop me!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Queen Onnaboko: "AHA, Purefect!! The Sailor Senshi of Time & the Sailor of Silence!! Quite powerfull, indeed!!U deserve a rewaerd, Tento Maniac #5!!Butt 1st, put them in there cells, then I'll give u your reward. U can do them l8r.".
Tento Maniac: "Yes, your Majisty."
He goed down a hall of ccells & threwed them in2 a cold metal prison! He then goed back 2 Queen Onnaboko!
Queen Onnaboko: "AH good, now 4 your reward."
She walked up 2 Tento Maniac, & we could c her better! She haddd blk. hair with red streeks, & she had red eyes, & wuz realy sexy with a lether gown! Tento Maniac wanted this, so his nain cock popped out of crouch, & Q. Onnaboko sawed it was hard. Queen Onnaboko grabbed it & beganned 2 suck it hardly!
TEnto Maniac: "WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW OH, JOOSAMA!!!!!"
Q. Onnaboko felt his 12-in. cock expand more, & tat maded her more honry! She taked off her outfit & gotted naked! while still sucking Tento Maniac's cokc!
Tento Maniac: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac cummed al over the place, & all over Onnaboko's naked body & in her mouth! She swallowed a lot of it!
Tento Maniac: "Domo Arigatou, JooSama."
Queen Onnaboko: "Now, u may go & do Sailor Pluto & Sailor Saturn & get their Ecchi-Ki."
Tento Maniac: "Hai, your'e Highness".
Tento Maniac goed back 2 the cell he had putted Setsuna & Hotaru in, & he opened the cell door & goed in! Setsuna waz shivering in the cold metal floor cuz she was still naked. Hotaru waz scraed & crying.
Tento Maniac: "WHASHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! I'M GONNA HUMP U NOW & STEAL YOUR ECCHI-KI!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"
Setsuna: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO PLS. NOT AGIN!!!!!!!"
Hotaru: (crying) PLZ. NOOOO!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac: "FUCK U!!!!!! 1st, I'M GONNA FINISH WITH U, SAILOR PLUTO, 2 GET THE REST OF ~YOUR~ ECCHI-KI!!! HAHAHAAHA!!! GROARR!!!"
Setsuna: "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Tento Maniac picked her up & thrusted a tencale in her pussy again!!
Setsuna: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
Hotaru: "NOOOOOO!!!!"
Hotaru covered her eyes cuz she was scarred now! Tento Maniac pumped in & out & in & out while entering her ass with a tentalce also!
Setsuna: "OOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!'
Tento Maniac shut her up by shoving a tentacle up her mouth & madde her give him a BJ!!
Setsuna: "MMMMMMPPPHHH!!!!!!"
Juest then, Tento Maniac noticed that Hotaru wuz lookig away scaared!
Tento Maniac: "SCARED, RU?!?!!?!? WELL I"LL SHOW U!!!!"
Tento Maniac put out (heh heh) a tentacle @ Hotaru!
Hotaru: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Hotaru gave Tento Maniac a powerfull kick 2 his cock!!!
Tento Maniac: "ITAI!!!!!"
Hotaru quickly ranned out while Tento Maniac was in pain, but he still held on 2 Setsuna & kept fucking her!
Setsuna: "GO, HOTARUCHAN!!! GET HELP!!!!"
Tento Maniac: "SHIMATTA!!! GARDZ!!!! GET THAT SAILOR GIRL!!!!! I'M BUSY!!!"
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Hotaru ran & ran thru the hall-ways of the Tento-Reelm, looking 4 the transporter room 2 back 2 Earth world. She ran untill sshe founded it!
Hotaru: "BINGO!"
She waz about 2 enter it (hee hee hee), when all of a suden, Tento Maniac gards appeared out of no-where!
Hotaru: "OH-NO!!!"
Tento Maniac: "HA HA Where u going , girly??!"
She had dropped her glayve, so she couldn't attack them! There was only 1 thing she could do @ the point. She tooked a ~big~ leap, overt their headz!! She landed on the trasnportateer pad, & she immediately was transported home!
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Hotaru materrilaized with a explosion & a big flash of lite, like a Tento Maniac, rite outsode my Ninja Lair! We hearded the exlosion & flah of light, so we ranned outside! We thoughted it waz another Tento Maniac, so we were ready 4 battle! But we were all suprized when it was Hotaru that was there instead of a Tento Manac!
Me: "SAILOR SATURN??!??!"
Haruka: 'HOTARUCHAN?!??!!?"
Hotaru: "OH it wuz horrible!! They locked us in a cold metal cage,& a big Tento Maniac started 2 rape Setsuna!!!"
Haruka: "It's alright now, HotaruChan. We'll get them 4 what they're doing."
Just then suddenly, there waz another explosion & flash if light (who do u think it is?^_^)!!! It came from down-town!! Me & the H FIgfhters flew off 2 the fight!
Haruka: "HEY WE can't fly!!!!"
Kitsune: "No promlem, ladyz!! MORPH!!!"
Kitsune used his Morph ability (also OtakuJins use this move) 2 turn in2 his fox form! He looked almost the same, except his was on 4 legs & his musles werent that big anymore.
Kitsune: "Hop on, Sialor Girls!"
Haruka & Hotaru gotted on, & they ran @ top speed 2 catch up with us!
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@ Usagi's house.....
Usagi waz reading manga & eating yummy cookiez, when she herded the explosion & light!
Usagi: "MOON ETERNAL, MAKE UP!!!!"
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@ Ami's house......
Ami: "Mmmmmm....Pie R Squared = the base of E=MC2...Oh yesssss....."
She hearded the explosion & seed flash of lite!
Ami: "MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!"
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@ Hikawa Temple.....
Rei was staring @ the Great Holy Fire wondering how her grandpa got his super armored battle powers, when th expliosopn & flash of light gotted her attntion!
Rei: "MARS CRYSTAL PPOWER, MAKE UP!!!!"
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@ the Kame House in the middle of the oshin...
Mutenroshi: "Whre is Happosai!? He's late 4 his lesson!!"
Makoto: "THere might b some more troubble.."
They then herd the explison & sawed the flash of light!!
Makoto: "Uh ogh! It's another Tento Maniac!! I gotta get bake 2 land!!"
Mutenroshi: "I'm gonna brring the lesson 2 Happosai, & teach while fighting the Tento Maniac!"
He flewed off!!
Makoto: "MUTENROSHISENSEI!! WAIT!!! I'll have 2 get there meself!!"
She jumped in2 the boat that takes her there every lesson!
Makoto: "JUPITER CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!"
She transformeaated in2 Sailor Jupiter!!
Sailor Jupiter: "Time 4 this motor boat 2 get some shocking power-ups! SUPREME THUNDER!!!!!!"
Lighting strucked the engine, & it overloaded & blasted itself & S. Jupiter @ 1000 MPH across the water 2 land!! (WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^)
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@ the Aino place.......
Minako was thinking about another "round" with Makoto l8r, when she heard the explosion & saw flash of the lite!!
Minako: "VENUS CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!"
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@ the Son house....
This time, Gokou was ready, along with Gohan & Goten! They flewed off 2 fight 2!!
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@ the Briefs place.....
Bulma was tring 2 stop Vejita from fiting, but it waz all futile!!
Bulma: "VejiChan, don't!! You're still 2 hurt 2 fite!!!"
Vejita: "LET ME GO, WOMAN!!!! I GOTTA GO FIGHT WHATEVER THAT IS 2 DESTRYO MY NICE NAP!!!!!!!!!!"
He flewed off, thru the wall!!!!
Bulma: "I'm ~not~ fixing that."
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Meanwhiule, back downtown...
~3~ Tento Maniac's appeared, the 2 that were looking 4 S. Saturn, & the 1 that had S. Pluto, but was finsihed with her & enuff of her Ecchi-Ki, & had left her in her cage just 4 safty!
Tento Maniac that was humping Setsuna (Let's call him Tento Maniac #1, shall we?): "RAARRR!!!! SHE MUST B AROUND HERE ~SOME-WHERE!~!! GRRRRRRR!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #2 (1 of the 2 guards that wanted 2 stop Hotaru): "ROOOAARR!! IT'S A DAMN BIG CITY!!! WE'LL NEED 2 SEPERATE & LOOK 4 HER!!"
Tento Maniac #3 (the other gard that wanted 2 stop Hotaru): "RITE!!! WE'LL SPLIT UP!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!"
The 3 Tento Maniacs slpit up, going in different directinz 2 look 4 Hotaru!!
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Meanwhile....
Me & the H Fighterz were flying 2 fight them, but Rei's Granpa sensed something on his scouter!
Rei's Granpa: "HEY!!! They're ~3~ of them!! 3 big power sources, real strong!!!"
Me: "3???????? Hoo, boy....!!!"
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Back down town....
Ryouga was lost. (like ~that's~ anything new) ~Real~ lost this time!
Ryouga: "DAMN I'm hella lost!!"
Then he sawed 1 of the Tento Maniac!
Tento Maniac #1: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! I M TENTO MANIAC!!! GRROOOOAAARRR!!! WHERE THE HELL IS THAT BLASTED SAILOR SATURN???????!!!!"
Ryouga sawed him!
Ryouga: "AAGGHH! Not another of U!!! Well, I'm not scared of u like I waz last time!!!"
Tento Mnaiac #1: "OH YEAH?!?!?!?!?!?"
Ryouga: "YEAH!!!"
Ryouga closed his eyes & focused on all the bad & crappy things in his life...getting lost all the time, being PChan around Akane & not being able 2 tell jer he's Ryouga & he luvs her, losing fites with Ranma...& other stuff like that. Finally he waz able 2 fire a powerfull Ki blast!
Ryouga: "FULL SHISHI HOUKOU-DAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The blast was x-tremly powrful, & it headed 2 Tento Manaic #1!!
Tento Maniac #1: "MIRROR RELFECTER!!!!!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #1used Mirror Reflecter, & the attack hit the Reflecter & goed back @ Ryouga, & it hitted him with gr8 force & kniocked him back in2 a wall, cuz his life really sucked! He waz knocked out!!!
Ryouga: "AAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!!!!!"
TemtoManaic #1: "AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!!!!!!"
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@ the UcChan....
It wuz another buzy day 4 Ukyou @ her populart resterant. She was in the kitchen cooking up okonomiyaki like crazy!
Ukyou: "MMMMM I'm the best @ making up okonomiyaki!!! I ~luv~ meslf! I could ~kiss~ me!!! ^_^ In fact, I could ~mkae sweet love~ 2 myself!!! & I bleive I'll go & do that 2 myslef rite now!!!"
She ranned 2 the bath-room & locked the door! She was about 2 get naked when she hearded a noise out-side!
Ukyou: "Huh!?!? What was that!!??"
She goed back down-astares & looked out-side. But there was nothing there!!
Ukyou: "Who goes there???"
There was nothing thee!
Ukyou: "Dammit!!"
She goed back up-stares 2 the bathroom & locked her-self in again. But there was another noise!!Louder 2!!
Ukyou: "What now!?!?"
She goed back down-stairz again, grabbed a BIG spatula, & looked out the door! But there was nothing out there!
She stepped out-soide & looked abound 4 a min., then she gotted angey!
Ukyou: "WHERE THE @(*#&(@#& R U ,U JACKASS???!!?!???"
A voice sayed something....behinde her!!!
Tento Maniac #2: "WHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!! R U SAILOR SATURN??!???!??!!"
It was so ugly & fulled of tentaclez, Ukyou scremaed!!!
Ukyou: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK KKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #2: "ROOOOAAARRR!!!!! R U OR AREN'T U????!!!"
Ukyou: "IM NOT! I'M NOT!!! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU"RE YALKING ABOUT!!!!!! GO AWAY PLS!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #2: "I'M NOT GOING AWAY!!!! I NEED ALL THE ECCHI-KI I CAN GET, & I'M GONNA GET SOME ECCHI-KI FROM ~U~!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ukyou: "NANI????!!?! ECCHI-KI??!?!?!??!?????!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! KEEP YOUR FIOLTHY HANDS OFF OF MEEE!!!! I HAVE 2 STAY PURE 4 MY RANCHAN!!!!!! NNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
She ranned off!!
Tento Maniac #2: "AARRGGHHHHH!!!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #2 chased Ukyou & started 2 chase her!
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Meanwhile, else where....
Trunks was going out on the town 4 a nice walk while Bulma taked care of Vejita.
Trunks "Ahh nice day...!"
But then he sawed a Tento Maniac! It waz #3!
Tento Maniac #3: "WHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! Excues me sir, can u tell me where I can find a Sailor Senshi named Sailor Saturn??!!"
Trunks was cconfused.
Trunks: "A what named Sailor what?? Gomen nasai, but I can't help u there, Mr. Tentacled Youma. HOW ABOUT I ~DESTROY U~ INSTED??!?!"
He movied his hands & arms around, then putted his hands out!
Trunks: "BURNING ATTACK!!!!!!!!!"
He relesed a Ki blast @ Tento Maniac #3!!
Tento Maniac #3: "MIRRIR REFLECTER!!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #3 putted up hid Mirror Reflcecter, & the attack hited it & god back @ Trunks!! It hitted him, but didn't detroy him!!
Trunks: "AAAA!"
Tento Maniac #3: "Woah, few of my opponets ever survive my Mirror Reflecter!!! U must something!!!"
Trunks: "I SURE M!!! WATCH ~THIS~!!!!!"
Trunks becamed a Super SaiyaJin!!
Tento Maniac #3: "YIKES!!! A SUPER SAIYAJIN!!! QUEEN ONNABOKOSAMA WARNED US OF U GUYZ!!!"
Just then, the rest of the Z Senshi (Vejita, Gokou, Gohan & Goten)appeared on the fight scene!! & they were all in Super SaiyaJins!!
Tento Maniac: "AWWWW CRAP!!!!!!!"
Vejita: "PREPARE 2 DIE 4 RUINING MY PEACEFULL NAP ON THE COUCH!!!!"
Trunks: :"AHA! OtouSan!! GotenKun!!"
Goten: "TrunksKun!!"
Gohan: "Let's trash this tentacled creep! No 1 gets away with trying 2 rape my wife & blowing up her home now she has 2 live with me & my family!!! Not that I'm comlaing, mind u!!!" ^_^
Gokou: "YEAH! She hogs the bath-room every morning 4 a 1/2-hr.! I never understooded girl stuff, not since I waz a kid!!"
Vejita: "ENUFF CHITCHAT, KAKAROTTO!! Let's kill this weirdo!!!! SUPER VEJITA BIG BANG ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trunks: "BURNING ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gokou & Gohan & Goten: "KAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEE-HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEE-.......HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #3: "MIRROR REFLECTER!!!!!!!!!"
All the SaiyaJin's attackz goed back @ them, & they gotted hitted with there own attacks!!!
Vejita: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trunks: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gokou: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Gohan: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Goten: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #3: "WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T NEVER B DEFETAED BY SUCH PUNY SAIYAJINS!!!!! GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR RR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A bit l8r......
Me & the other H Senshi arived on the scene (the clostset 1, that is), & we saw the beated Z Warriorz on the ground! Man they were beatened badly!!
Rei''s Granpa: "Wow they taed quite a beating!"
Me: "I Miteas well move them home, so they can rest & recover."
I raised my Holy Kaizer Scepter.
Me: "SCEPTER MAGIC: MOve the Z Fighters back home!"
& ity did!
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@ te Briefs place....
Vejita & Trunks matelriaized in the living room (where the TV is)!
Bulma; "Oh, not TrunksChan 2!!"
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@ the Son house.....
Gokou, Gohan & Goten maerliilizaed in the kitchen (where the frigerater is)!
Chi Chi: "I ~sed~ you'd boyz get hurted!"
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Back 2 us.....
Me: "We gotta find the Tento Maaniacs!! SunnenSan, where's the closet 1?"
Rei's granpa cheked his scouter.
Rei's Granpa: "Hmmm, the closest 1 is 1000 meterz East!!"
So we goed that way!
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Some where else down town....
Ranma was going down the road 2 the UcChan 4 a nic emeal of okonomiyaki. He was also thinking about last nite, when he metted the man of his (or her ^_^) dreams!! His name was Tenchi!! & he had special JuraiJin skills that made him even MORE manly!!! & when he gotted home last night, he fingered herself while thinking of Tenchi! Then he cummed, then he turned back 2 a guy, & batted off also!! Yes, Ranma was ~IN LOVE~ with Tenchi!!! He didn't want 2 tell any1, cuz he didn't want any1 2 think weird stuff of him. Hw was about 2 turn the corner, wwhen he sawed Ukyou running really fast!! He didn't have much time 2 react, cuz they bumped in2 each other!!
(*****BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!*****) @_@
Ranma & Ukyou: "OOOOFFF!!!!!!!"
Ukyou: "WATCH WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING U... (blush) Ooh, RanmaHoney...Gomen nasai..Gomen nasai...Heh heh heh heheeee" ^_^
Ranma: "Jesus UcChan don't run so fast like that!! Ow! Whats the big rush?!!"
Ukyou: "Oh, RanChan it's hgorrible!! This ugly thing with lots of tentaclez wanted 2 rape me!!!"
Ranma comferted the scared Ukyou.
Ranma: "It's alrite now UcChan. I was a girl last nite, & 1 tryed 2 rape me 2!"
Ukyou: "Oh, really?"
Ranma: "Yeah, but I was rescued by this handsome JuraiJin kid!! I don't know what a JuraiJin is, but I bnet all they them r toalt hunks!!!"
Ranma was blushing & drooling @ the thout of a 1000000 naked Tenchis! Yes, he was bisexual, & he also wanted Tenchi when heself was a male form!! Then Ranma remembers that Ukyou is still near him!!!
Ukyou: "NANI!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? WHO!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?"
Ukyou hadded a little "+" in her head!!
Ranma: "AAAAHHH!!!!! UCCHAN LET ME EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!!!! I-I-I-I j-just....uh..had this ~tiny~ little attwction 2 this guy named Tenchi when I was in girl form!!! Yeah! I....~always~ feel strnagley attracted 2 other boyz when I'm a girl!! Yeah, thats ticket!! In fact, I'm get wet around Kunou, in fact!!! Yeah....! B-but I don't like him when I'm a guy!! He's as ugly as hell on a rainy day,when I'm a guy yes-sir-eebob!!!!" ^_^;
Ukyou: "Really????"
Ranma: "Yeah!!"
Ukyou was hugging Ranma titely, & her closeness was turning him on & making him horny!! He had 2 have her now!!!
Ranma: "Y'know, UcChan, out of all the hot babes I have 2 chose from, I luv ~U~ the best!! I wanna marry u!!!!"
Ukyou hadded tears of joy @ pon hering this wordz!
Ukyou: "R-Really?!?? U want 2 marry me!!??!?" ;_;
Ranma: "Hai, my sweet. I really love u!!!"
Ukyou: "OH RANCHAN!!!"
Ranma: "OH UCCHAN!!!"
The 2 hugged ecah other & kissed each other like mad! Of course, Ranma didn't really want 2 marry her. He then decided 2 hump each of his fianseis as a guy, then he would give his female side 2 Tenchi!
Ranma: (thinking) "Heeheeheehee!! What a perfect plan!!!"
But just suddenly then, a familyer purple-haired Amazonian ChuugokuJin chick hapned 2 ride by on a bikecycle, & seed the 2 kisssing & loving each other!!!!
Shampoo: "WHAT THE STUPID H U THINK U DOING, AI REN??!?!?!?"
The couple when surpirzed 2 c Shampoo!
Ranma: "GAAAAHHH!!! SHAMPOOCHAN!! IT'S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS!!!"
Ukyou: "YES IT IS!!! WE'RE ENGAGED NOW!! 4 SERIOUS THIS TIME!!! WE LOVE EACVH OTHER NOW!!"
Shampoo was pissed!
Shampoo: "U NO LIKE UKYOUIDIOT!!! U LOVE SHAMPOO!!! SHAMPOO KILL UKYOU & MARRY RANMA 4 HUSBAND!!!!!!!"
Ukyou: "LIKE HELL U R, U CHINESE ASS-HOLE WHORE!!!!!!"
Shampoo: "AIYA!!!! SHAMPOO ~KILL~!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ukyou: "BRING IT ON!!!!"
There eyes were sparking @ each other!
Ranma: "Stand aside UcChan. ~I'll~ handle her!!"
(Rats, I wanted a cat-fite! -_-)
Shampoo: "OH U THINK U CAN BEAT MY SUPEIOR POWER?!!!? U LOSE, & THEN I MARRY RANMA 4EVER!!!"
Ranma: "What do u mean superior??? I'M stronger, obviously!! I have beated u twice b4!!I ~M~ the star of this show!!" (Oops 4th wall!!!! X-|)
Shampoo: "Oh, U C!!! I know lost of secret Amazon teckniqus!! Tyr me!!!"
Ranma; "All rite!!! Here I go!! Beat THIS!! MOKO TAKIBISHA!!!!!!!"
He shotted his Mokou Takabisha @ Shampoo, but she weridly teleported away!!
Ranma: "?!?!?!?!"
Shampoo: "YOO HOO!! Over here, Ai Ren!!!!" ^_~
Ranma looked over @ Shampoo over 2 the left, where she was standing!
Ranma: "Grrrr MOKO TAKABISHA!!!"
He shotted another bast of Ki @ Shampoo, but oddly, she ~flewup in the air!!!~
Ranma: "?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Shampoo: "Try 2 get me up here, RanChan!!"^_^
Ranma: Oh KamiSama...That's called Buu-Kuu-Jitsu...The Secret Art of Flying. Few ppl. learnm of it!!"
Shampoo: "HA HA I have advatage now!! U might as well admit defeet!!!"
Ranma: "NEVER!!! I LOVE UCCHAN, & I WILL DEFEAT U 4 HER SAKE!!!!"
Ranma aimed 2 the sky!
Ranma: "MOKO TAKABISHA!!!!!"
He fired another Ki blast @ Shampoo, but she flewed higher!!!
Ranma: "ARRRGGHHHH I ned 2 get higher!! Hmmmmm I know!!!"
He ranned in2 a nearby tall skyscraper, & Ukyou followed him!! When they gotted 2 the top, Shampoo was waiting!
Shampoo: "OH, I knew u do that!!"
Ranma: "TIme 4 u 2 b defeated!!"
Ranma eaped in2 the air!
Ranma: "TAIYOU-KEN!!!!!!"
A flash of sun-lite litted up everything, & Shampoo couldn't c!!!
Shampoo: "What? Where r u Ai Ren???"
Ranma ran 2 Shampoo & started 2 hit her with a serys of Ka-Chuu Ten-Shin Amaguri Ken attackz!!
Ranma: "UH! UH! UH!UH! UH! UH! UH! UH!"
Shampoo: "OW! OW! OW! OW!OW!OW! SUPER AMAZON KICK!!!!!!!"
Ranma: "WAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!!"
Shampoo kickeed Ranma away!! Shampoo maded a ball of Ki!
Shampoo: "SO-KI-DAN!!!!!"
She threwed the ball of Ki @ Ranma, & it traced him & hitted him!!
Ranma: "AAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!"
Shampoo: "Had enuff, RanChan????"
Ranma: "IE, I"LL BEET U!!!"
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Meanwhile, down belowe....
Tento Maniac #2 was hot on the trail of finding Ukyou!! Good thing 4 Ukyou, cuz Tento Maniac can't c up bulindgs! But he didn't know there was a better soucreof Ecchi-Ki about 2 attack him!! It was the Sailor Senshi!!, except 4 Sailor Jupiter & Sailor Venus, thou!!
Sailor Moon: "HOLD IT RITE THERE, U UGLY MEAN YOUMA!! I'M SAILOR MOON, PROTECTER OF THE WEAK! & I'LL ~DESTROY~ U IN THE NAME OF THE MOON!!!!!" (Hay, she wanted 2 try a differnt speech)
Sailor Mercury: "I'M SAILOR MERCURY, & IN THE NAME OF THE PLANET MERCURY, I WILL CONFUSE U WITH BUBBLEZ!!!"
Sailor Mars: "I'M SAILOR MARS!! I WILL FRY U A NEW 1 IN THE NAME OF MARS!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #2: "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! IT'S U 2 SAILOR SENSHI AGAIN!!! I GOT U ECCHI-KI ALREADY!! ROOOAAARRR!!!! Hey, whos' the winged babe?!?!?"
S. Moon: "I TOLD U ALREADY!!! IM SAILOR MOON!!!!! Pay attaention!!!"
Tento Manaic #2: "Anyway, I'm lookinf 4 2 girlz. 1 of them is Sailor Saturn...."
Sailor Moon: "WHAAAAAAATT NOT HOTARUCHAN!!!"
Tento Maniac #2: "YEEEEEEEESS HOTARUCHAN!! The opther is..I don't know he name, but she was really cute & she worked in a resterant..what the name, McUcChan's...I don't know...Help?"
Sailor Mars: "OK we'll help u. BURNING MANDELA!!!!!"
The ringz of fire hitted Tento Maniac #2 & burned 25 tenacles off!!
Tento Manaic #2: "DDDDYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHH!!!!! FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!"
Sailor Mercury: "MERCURY AQUA MIRAGE!!!!!"
S. Mercury fired balls of water @ Tento Maniac #2, butt....
Tento Maniac #2: "MIRROR REFLECTER!!!!!"
The attack bounced off the Mirror Reflecter & goed back @ Sailor Mercury!!! She gotted friozen!!!
Sailor Mercury: "AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!"
Sailor Moon: "OH-NO!!!! AMICHAN!!!!! U WILL PAY 4 FREEZING MY FRIEND!!!!! SILVER MOON CRYSTAL POWER ~KISS~!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #2 waz still using his Mirro reflecter, & the attack goed off it & hitted a building!!! & it was the 1 thet Ranma, Shampoo, & Ukyou were on!!! The bulidng started 2 collapse!!!
Ranma: (on top of the building) OH-NO!!!!!!!! THE SKYSCRAOPER IS COLLAPSAING!!!!!!!!!!"
Shampoo: I SAVE U, AI REN!!!!"
Ukyou: SAVE ME, 2!!!!!!!!"
Ranma grabbed Ukyou's hand, & Shampoo flewed them 2 the ground just 2 c the bulidng collapse completly!!!! Then theyy sawed the Sailor Senshi & Tento Maniac #2, & Tento Maniac#2 sawed Ukyou!!
Tento Maniac #2: "WHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAA BULL-EYE!!!"
Ukyou: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!! OH-NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ukyou ran off!!! Ranma & Shampoo followed, & so did Tento Maniac #2 & Sailor Moon, & Sailor Mars!! S. Mercury was still frozen so she stayed putt!
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Meanwhile, esle where....
Tento Maniac #1 wuz still searching the city, looking 4 S. Saturn!
Tento Maniac #1: "GRROOOOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!! YOU'RE SOMEWHERE HERE, SAILOR SATURN, & I'LL FIND U!!!! HAHA!!!"
Just then, some1 flew in from the island!!! It wuz Mutenroshi!!
Mutenroshi: "Now where's HappySan....Yikes!!"
He sawed Tento Maniac #1!!!
Tento Maniac #1: "HEY OLD MAN, HAVE U SEEN ANY1 NAMED SAILOR SATURN!??!!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHH!!!!!!!!"
Mutenroshi: "Y no I havent, & u r?"
Tento Maniac #1: "I'M TENTO MANIAC!!!! RRRROOOOOOOOOAAAARRR!!!!!!!! I WANT 2 DESTROY EVERYTHING & EAT EVERYTHING & GET LOTSA ECCHI-KI 4 THE TENTO FORCE!!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"
Mutenroshi: "Oh, you're evil, right? I'll destroy u then!!!!"
Mutenroshi bulked up his muscles!!
Mutenroshi: "KAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAMMMMEEEE-HHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Kame-Hame-Ha hitted Tento Maniac #1!!
Tento Maniac #1: "OOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!! DAMN U R GOOD!!!!!!"
Just rthen, Sailor Jupiter appeared 2 fite!!!
S. Jupiter: "U THINK U CAN RAPE MORE GIRLS, HUH?!?!? WELL, I'M SAILOR JUPITER, & IN THE NAME OF JUPITER, I WILL BLAST U 2 PIESES WITH ELELCTIRICITY!!"
Mutenroshi: "WHAT is that u, Mako?!?!?"
Makoto: "Hai, it is, MutenroshiSensei!! I'm a Sailor Senshi, Sialor Jupiter!!!!"
Mutenroshi: "How the hell did u get here?!? Did u swim or something??"
Sailor Jupiter: "No, I used a blast of lightning 2 make your boat more powerfull & it taked me 2 land!!!"
Mutenroshi: "Lightning? Hey, did I ever teach u this secret move I know that uses lightning??! I 'll teach u it sometime!!"
Sailor Jupiter: "OK, let's kill this creep!!! JUPITER OAK EVOLUTION!!!!!" (Hee hee hee)
S. Jupiter shooted leaves @ Tento Maniac #1!!!
Tento Maniac #1: "AAAAAAGGHHH!!!! TENTO BEAM!!!!!!!"
The Tento Beam almost hitted Sailor Jupiter!!!
Tento Maniac #1: "I got u Ecchi-Ki already!! I don't need u!!! But & as 4 u u old geezer, I'll despense of u!!!! TENTO--..............."
Sailor Venus: "VENUS CRESECENT BEAM!!!!!"
A moon-shaped beam hitted Tento Maniac #1!!
Tento Maniac: "ITAI!!!! WHO THE HELL WUZ THAT?!!?!?"
Sailor Venus appeared!!
Makoto: "AHA, MINAKOCHAN!!"
Mutenroshi: "Hey whos' the babe!?!"
S. Venus: "I M SAILOR VENUS, & I'LL BLOWE U ALL AWAY WITH THE POWERZ OF LOVE IN THE NAME OF VENUS!!!!"
Mutenroshi: "WOAH Is theat you're friend, MakoChan?!?"
Sailor Jupiter: "Yep, she Minako, & she's Sailor Venus, 2 another Sailor Senshi!!"
Mutenroshi: "WOW, THEn!! let's fight now!!! KAAAAMMMMEEE-HHAAAAMMMMEEE-HAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
S. Jupiter: "SPARKING WIDE PRESSURE!!!!!!!"
S. Venus: "VENUS LOVE-ME CHAIN!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #1: "MIRROR REFLECTER!!!!!'
The attacks hitted & goed of in different directionz, missing everey1!!
Tento Maniac #1: "U R all crazy!! I got both of u Ecchi-Ki already!! & u r just pathetic old man!! I don't know y u so strong, thou. But I'll b back!! WHQAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He goed off!
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Back 2 us.....
Sailor Uranus: "SPACE SWORD BLASTER!!!!!!"
Sailor Saturn: "DARK LIGHT BEAM!!!!!!!"
Happosai: "HAPPO DAI KA-RIN!!!!!!!"
Nobuyuki: "NOBU DAI HIKARI-DAN!!!!!!!"
Rei's Granpa: "MIDORI MISSLES!!!!!!"
Kitsune: "MURASAKI METEORS!!!!!!!"
Me: "COOOOOOOOSSSSSSSMMMMIIIIIICCC KAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE-HHAAAAAAMMMMMEEE-HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tento Manaic #3: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!"
Tento Maniac #3 was destroyed b4 he ever sawed us!!
Me: "YATTA!!!! Now where another 1, SunnenSan??"
Rei's Granpa cheked his scouter again.
Rei's Granpa: "Hmmmmmmmmm THAT WAY!"
He poited north, & we goed that way!!
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Back 2 Tento Maniac #2 & the otherz.....
Ukyou waz still being cheased by Tento Maniac #2!! Ranma, Shampoo, S. Moon & S. Mars were following also! Finally, TTento Maniac #2 reqched out with 2 tentacles & picked up Ukyou, Shampoo, & Usagi!!
Ukyou & Shampoo & Usagi: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Rei: "U PUT USAGICHAN DOWN NOW!!!! FLAME SNIPER!!!!!!!"
She hitted Tento Maniac #2 with a Flame Snipper!!
Tento Maniac #2: "AAAAAAARRRGGH!!!!!"
Ranma tryed 2 ather Ki 4 a Mouko Takabisha, but he had used up 2 much Ki figting Shampoo!!
Ranma: "OH, JUSST PERFECT!!!!"
Ukyou: "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! PUT ME DOWN ~NOW~!!!!! I DON'T WANT THIIISSS!!!!!!!!"
Shampoo: "AL RIGHT U WIN, RANMA!!!!! U CAN MARRY UKYOUIF U GET ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!"
Ranma waz in a real big pickle!! He didn't have enuff Ki 4 another Moko Takabisha, si he couldn't do that. Then he rememberd when Happosai had used that moxy tattoo thing 2 take away his strngth!! Then Colone taughted him 2 use a move 2 get back @ him, & he still knewed it!! HE could use the Hi-Ryuu Shoten Ha!!! But Tento Maniac #2 wuz really big, so that mite b difficult 4 him 2 do it! Then he gotted a idea!! He ranned in front of Tento Maniac #2!
Ranma: "HEY U UGLY LUG COME & GET ME!!!!"
Tento Maniac #2: "RRARARAR ,I'll GET U!!!!!!"
Ranma ranned 2 a more open place 2 use the techniquk, cuz this st. waz 2 small 4 it 2 work!! Tento Maniac #2 & Sailor Mars followed!!
Tento Maniac #2: "HYE WHERE THE HELL R U GOING?!!? GET BACK HERE & FIGHT U LITTLE WEAKLING!!!!! GROOOAAARRR!!!"
Tento Maniac #2 was still holding on2 Sailor Moon & Ukyou, & Shampoo as he ranned 2 catch Ranma!!
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Meanwhile......
Me, Kitsune, Happosai, Rei's Granpa, Nobuyuki, Haruka, & Hotaru (& Ami who we foudn frozen) were running 2 the site of the next Tento Maniac we sensed! (Tento Maniac #2)! Kitsune was in regular form carrying still-forzen S. Mercury on his back! That's when we ranned in2 Mutenroshi & Sailor Jupiter & Sailor Venus!!
Me: "Oi!! MutenroshiSan!!"
Mutenroshi: "Yom, what's up, GoombaSan?!?"
Me: "Did u c any Tento Maniacs around here??"
Mutenroshi: "Hai, we have. We just fighted 1 but it runned away!!"
Rei's Granpa: "But we're really close 2 finding this next 1!!"
Happosai: "Come on with us & fite it!!!!"
Mutenroshi: "All ritey then, & I'll helpu learn use the Kame-Hame-Ha rightly 2, HappySan!"
Happosai: "Sweet-o!!"
We goed of 2 find another 1!!
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Meanwhile backl 2 Tento Maniac #2 & the otherz....
Ranma was almost 2 an opened space 2 use a Hi-Ryuu Shoten Ha, & Tento Maniac #2 was still chasing him!! (Damn, what fast 4 a big ugly creature like him!!) Tento Manaic #2 waz still holding Usagi & Ukyou & Shampoo, & Sailor Mars was still followiung along 2 c what Ranma was doing! Finally, Ranma made 2 a big place: The Park!! (Huge 2!!)
Ranma: "OK U TENCALTED THING!!! U WILL DIE NOW!!!"
He founded a psiral shape in some pavedment, in a relaaxition square! He moved 2 the beginning of the spiral!
Ranma: "OK GET ME NOW!!"
Tento Maniac #2: "GRRROOOAAARR I GET, & THEN ILL KILL U!!!! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #2 started 2 rty 2 hit Ranma with lots of tentacles, but he missed & missed while Ranma lured him around & around the spiral! Finally when Tento Maniac #2 was @ the center, he was super POed & his fighting spirit was burning britely!!!
Tento Maniac #2: "RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHI'NE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ranma: "HI-RYUU SHOTEN HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #2 was blasted with a big blast of Ki from Ranma!! & he becamed entrapped in a whirlywind!!!! He spunned around & around & around & around & around & around till he flewed 2 the ground, along with Usagi & Sailor Moon & Shampoo!!! They were dropped & ~REALLY~ dizzy!!
S. Moon: "WWAAAAAAaaaaAAAAHAAHAHAH I'M 2 DIZZZZZYYY Help ME MoM....!!1"@_@
Ukyou: "DUUUUUUUUUUHH I don't wanna go 2 school 2day Mommy..............!" @_@
Shampoo: "Aiya". @_@
Tento Maniac #2 was severly shaken & dizzy but not defteted!
Tento Maniac #2: "WHWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NICE TRY WITH YOU'RE BAKA TORNADO, U IDIOT!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! WHAT NEXT!!!! WIMPY LITTLE MISDT ATTACKS!?!? HAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Ranma: "Oh, shimatta."
Rei: "Yikes, that wuz a big tornado cyclone! WTH did u do uh..."
Ranma: "I'm Ranma. Saotome Ranma."
Rei: "I'm Hino Rei, or now Sailor Mars."
Meanwhile, Sailor Moon & Ukyou & Shampoo had recovered!
Sailor moon: "WUGHUBH..OH!! I"LL DESTROY U U BEAST IN THE NAM OF THE MOON!!!"
She powred up her tira!!
Sailor Moon: "SILVER MOON CRYSTAL POWER ~KISS!!!!!!~"
The attack hitted Tento Maniac #2!! It hit him!!
Tento Maniac #2: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!"
Shampoo: "Time 4 Super Secret Amazon Techniqke!!"
She powered upa blue ball (ha ha heeee) of ice above her head!!
Shampoo: AOI ARCTIC ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!"
She shooted a surge of blizzards & ice @ Tento Maniac!! (SSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^)It hitted him!!!
Tento Maniac #2: "YYAYYYAYAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!!!!!!!"
Ukyou wished ~she~ had a speschil attack!! But then she looked down @ her spatula! It was glowing a funny color green!! Sudenly she knowed what 2 do now!!
Ukyou: "YOU'RE THRU, TENTO MANIAC #2!!!"
She raised the spatula hi in the air!!
Ukyou: "SHINING SPATULAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
She wacked Tento Maniac #2 with gr8 force & power!!!
Tento Maniac #2: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He blewed up & vaporized!! (Awww, I wanted 2 do it!!)
Ranma: "WOW What power was that, UcChan?!?!???!?!?"
Ukyou: "IDK!!! It just happened!!"
Shampoo: "That must powerfull spatula!! It probably legendery or something!!"
Ukyou: "Yeah, Maybe!"
Usagi walked up 2 them!
Usagi: "Ah, Domo Arigatou, uh um erm, what's your name??"
Ukyou: "Ukyou. Kuonji Ukyou."
Usagi: "I'm Tsukino Usagi, & also Sailor Moon!"
Ranma: "I'm Saotome Ranma."
Shampoo: "I Shampoo! Shampoo Condishener!"
Ranma: "WHAA, Shampoo, I didn't know u had a last name!!!!!"
Shampoo: "OH, I find out last name not 2 long ago from my granma Colone!!"
Ranma: "Oh.Anyway, I was thinking, Shampoo, I also love ~u~ a lot 2!! About as much as Ukyou!! I wanna marry u, 2!!"
Shampoo was really happy!!!!
Shampoo: "OH WUODA AI REN!!! U MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!!!!!! SHEI SHEI! SHEI SHEI!!!!!"
Ukyou: "But u can't marry ~both~ of us!!!"
Ranma: "Uh, no problem!! We'll go 2 Hawai'i & do it!!!"
Shampoo: "Yes!, let's go 2 Hawai'i 4 get marryed!!!!"
Ukyou: "HAWAI'I!!! I ALWAYS WANTED 2 GO THERE!!!"
Usagi: "Oh, omedetou, 2 u!! Some day I'll marry my sweet MamoChan & well rule the galaxy & Crystal Tokyo!!!"
Ranma:"That's nice, Usagi."
But, just then, Ranma & the otherz didn't c the heavy rain clouds that had appeared while duirng the fite, & a drop landed on Ukyou's head, & she felted it! (UH-oh... ^_^)
Ukyou: "RanmaHoney I felted a rain drop. it's probaly gonna rain."
Ranma: "So? A little rain never hurted anybody.........RAIN?????!?!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
It then started 2 rain heavy buckets!!! Ranma turned in2 a girl, & Shampoo turned in2 a cat!!!
RanmaChan: "AW GOD-DAMN IT 2 HELL!!!! I'M A GIRL!!! WHAT A TIME 4 IT 2 HAPPEN 2 ME!!!!!"
ShampooNeko: "Meow!!!"
RanmaChan looked down & seed ShampooNeko as a CAT!!
RanmaChan: "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"
RanmaChan was so scared of ShampooNeko, he goed crazy & started 2 use the Neko-Ken on Sailor Moon!!
RanmaChan: (in super Neko-Ken mode) "RRREEEEEEEOOOOOWWW!!!! HISS! FFFT FFT FFT GORWL!! MEOW MEOW MEEEOOOOWWW!!! HISSSSSSSS!!!!"
S. Moon: "OWWW!! OWWWWWIIIEEE!!! WHO IS THIS & WHAT IS SHE DOING?!??!?!? WAAAAAHHH!!!!!!"
S. Mars: "Dont worry, I'll save u, UsagiChan!! Rin-Pyou-Tou-Sha-Kai-Jin-Retsu-Sai-Zen.....AKURYOU TAISAN!!!!!!!!"
She tossed a tag @ RanmaChan, & she gotted stopped!!
Ukyou: "We better take her 2 a place 2 cool off. Sayounara!"
Ukyou lifted RanmaChan over he soldier, & ShampooNeko followed. Usagi & Rei un-henshined & walked back home confused!
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Meanwhile back 2 us....
It was still raining, so I used my Scepter Magic 2 make a large umbrella shield over r headz! It kept us dry quite nicely!
Rei's Granpa: "Hmm, thjat's odd...."
Me: "What is, SunnenSan?"
Rei's Granpa: "1 of the Tento Maniac's has dissapeared from my scouter! It must've gone back 2 its home!"
Nobuyuki: "Or maybe ssome1 strong enuff destroyed it!!"
Happosai: "Oh get real!! ~Nobody's~ strong enuff that I know that could destryo a Tento Maniac!!!"
Kitsune: "Never undr-estimate any1, HappySensei. Any1 can probably destryo anything!!"
Just then, we sawed a unconshes black pig laying in the road!
Happosai: "Hey, it's PChan!! Ryouga must've turned in2 him when it started 2 rain!!"
PChan then wopked up & seed every1!! He sawed all of us, & he knewed we were powerfull, so he was afraid!!
PChan: "BAKWEE BAKWEE BAKWEEEE!!!!!!"
He ranned of scared!!
Kitsune: "I believe me steange alien appearence with my OtakuJin & SaiyaJin + JuraiJin bacj-round must have fritened him off."
But then, we could hear the soundz of girls screaming loudly!! Rei's Granpa also sensed it on his scouter!!
Rei's Granpa: "Ah, there msut b it!!"
We ranned 2 it, only about 1/2 mi. away (0.8 km. ^_^ I'm a genious aren't I???)! That's where we sawed it!! It wuz Tento Maniac #1, all right!! & he was raping about 10 girls @ the same time!!! He hadded tentacles in their pussys mouths, & asses, & thewy were all screaming with pain!! The rain made their naked bodys all wet, & that made us ~really~ hard!! We stared 4 a bit, wanting 2 bat off sooo badly, but we fighted it!! Makoto & Haruka kind of gotted wet, & not just from th rain, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Me: "AH-HA!!!! I FINDED U, VILE TENTO MANIAC!!! SO WE MEET AGIN!!!"
Tento Maniac #1: "AHA!! SO WE DO!! I'LL DEFEAT U ONCE & 4 ALL, THEN WE'LL GET YOU'RE HOLY KAIZER SCEPTER 2 CONTROL THE UNIVERSE!!!! WHAWHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAaaa!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "OVER MY DEAD BODY!!! C'mon, guys, let's show him a thing or 2!!"
Kitsune: "Hold on, let me free this female trapped in this ice. BAKUSAI TEN-KETSU!!!!!!!"
He punched the ice with 1 finger, & the ice broke & Sailor Mercury was freed!!
Sailor Mercury: "Huh, wha, where m I?? hey, it's raining!!"
Kitsune: "U apperently got frozened by ice, Miss. I borked u out of it!"
Sailor Mercury; "Ah arigatou. Oh, & I'm Mizuno Ami, & Sailor Mercury rite now."
Kitsune: "I M KITSUNE SPEEDO YAMI KAMI MEGAMI BANZAI KAI BENKI. I have come here 2 Earth 2 train myself & fight evil forces along with the H Senshi! I m from OtakuSei, a planet a gr8 considerable distense from Earth. In adition 2 being an OtakuJin, being part SaiyaJin & JuraiJin just addz 2 my strong power, being the 1 of the strongest fighterz in the universe!"
Sailor Mercury: "Wow, incredible!"
S. Mercury activated her VR computer, & she scanned him! (that scanner thingy can act as a scouter u know)
S. Mercury: "OMG.....what a hi Ki level.....he really ~is~ the strongest!!!! & these others r quite strong, 2!!!! Especially Goomba!!!! Wow!! What power from ~HIM~!!!" (woa...Mirakuru ~GOOMBA~ Pawaa!!! ^_^)
Me: "Thx 4 the compimetns, AmiChan!!! Let's fite now!!!"
Ami: "Right away, GoombaSama!! MERCURY AQUA RAPSODYYY!!!!!"
She played a ahrp & shooted water @ Tento Maniac #1!! He dropped a few girls, & they ran!!
Tento Maniac #1: "DOH!!! Y U LITTLE....!!!..." (Gimme food Marje..heh ho heh ^_^)
Makoto: "JUPITER OAK EVOLUTION!!!!!!"
Makoto blasted a bunch of leaves !@ Thento Maniac #1!!!"
Tento Maniac #1: "AAAAARRGH!!"
Minako: "VENUS LOVE & BEAUTY ~SHOCK~!!!!!!"
She shotted Ai-Ki @ Tento Manic #1!!!
Tento Maniac #1: "AAAAAAHHH!!!"
Mutenroshi: "OK HappySan, let's help u with the Kame-Hame-Ha!!"
Happosai: "All ritey then!!!"
Mutenroshi: "The secret 2 the Kame-Hame-Ha is 2 rally ffocus your Ki in you're handz, so it's more powerfull!"
Happosai: "OHHH!!"
Mutenroshi: "Let's try this!!"
Mutenroshi & Happosai got in2 a stance!
Mutenroshi & Happosai: "KAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEE........HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!!!!!!!!!!"
They fired 2 Kame-Hame-Ha's @ Tento Maniac #1!!!
Tento Maniac #1: "GGGYYAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! YIKES!!! POWEFULL!!!!"
Happosai: "Hey! It worked!! SUTEKI!!!"
Tento Maniac #1: "OH, HAVE U LITTLE BAKAYAROU FORGOTTED ABOUT ME SECRET WEAPON I HAVE??!? HAHAAHHAAHA GRIOARRRR!!!!!"
Kitsune: "NO, we have not forgotted about your new attacks. But this will blast u away!! KAAAAAMMMMEEEE-HHHAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEE-HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
Kitsune did a Kame-Hame-Ha @ Tento Maniac #1, but Tento Maniac #1maeded a Mirror Reflecter!!
Tento Maniac #1: "MIRROR REFLECTER!!!!"
It blounces off & hitted a building & destroyed it!!!
Kitsune: "CHOBA-KURETSU-MA-HA!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #1 still had a Mirror Relfecter up, so it hit & destroy another buling!!
Kitsune: "SHINKUU-HA-DOU-KEN!!!!"
The 2 blue fire blasts hitted the Mirror Reflecter, & goed in 2 directions, & blasted ~2~ buildings!! (Whata day 4 destruction)
Tento Maniac #1: "AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH! NOTHING CANBREAK MY MIRROR REFLECTER!!!! GRRRROOARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"
We were in trubull!! There just ~had~ 2 b a way thru that Mirror Reflecter!! But, as luck would have it, we had comapny!!
Happosai: "HEY!! IT'S UKYOUCHAN!! & SHAMPOONEKO....& RANMACHAN?!? WTH Happened?????!!"
Ukyou: "OH gr8, it's the old Happosai the Lech! Ranma sawed ShampooNeko as a cat, & she gotted scared & did a Neko-Ken on some girl named Sailor Moon or Usagi or some1. Then this girl called Sailor Mars threw a weird ofuda-thing @ him & he calmed down. That's y she's out cold now."
Happosai: "Oh."
Ami: "Oh, u metted UsagiChan & ReiChan?? U know they r Sailor Moon & Sailor MArs??"
Ukyou: "Hai. There' OK, I guess. Oh bye the way, I'm Ukyou. & this here is Shampoo."
ShampooNeko: "Meow meow!"
Minako: "OH, your cat is simply ~kawaii!!~ Can I pet it?!?!? I have a cat named Artemis @ home. He's my guardian cuz I'm Sailor Venus, a important Senshi!!"
Ukyou: "UHHHH, I don't know if u should touch ShampooNeko, here...She not a cat like u think! Does any1 have any hot water?!?"
Me: "I can make some hot water!!"
I raised my Holy Kaizer Scepter!
Me: "SCEPTER MAGIC: Blast of hot water!!!"
My Holy Kaizer Scepter blasted a wave of hot water @ Shampoo!! It hit her, & she becamed humon again!! (or Amazon, whatever u prefer)!
Shampoo: "Hey what going on here??"
Minako: "WHA?!?! HUH?!? HEY!?!? WHAT HAPPENED?!?!!!!!?"
Me: "WOW!!! U were right, HappySan!! She ~is~ hot!!!!"
Happosai: "When m i ever wrong, GoombaSama???"
S. Jupiter: "How the hell did she do that!?!?"
Shampoo: "Well, u c, I efffected by what is called a Jusenkyou curse. Jusenkyou is place of natural hot springz in China. If u fall in2 1 of them, u become something that drowned there long time ago! I falled in2 Maoniichuan, Spring of Drowned Cat, & that y I turn in2 cat when I wet! RanmaChan here fall in2 Nyanniichuan, Spring of Drowned Girl! Taht mean he not a girl really!! He a boy!!"
Me: "Yeah, I sawed him do it last nite!! Watch!!"
I raised my Holy Kaizer Scepter!
Me: "SCEPTER MAGIC: Another blast of hot water!!"
It shotted another balst of hot water @ RanmaChan! The spell washed off & he was a boy again!! Ranma woken up!
Ranma: "Huh.....What's going on?"
He looked up & seed Tento Maniac #1!
Ranma: "AAGGHH another Tento Maniac! But I can't get uyp!! I'm 2 week...."
Ukyou "That's OK, RanmaHoney. U just rest, & I'll destroy that 1."
She ranned up 2 it & tryed 2 power up 2 use her Shining Spatula!
Ukyou: "SHINING SPATULA....huh??"
Nothing happened! It did power up!!
Ukyou: "Guess I can only use it 1ce a day....huh heh heh..." ^_^;
Tento Maniac #1: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!! U R MINE NOW, LADY!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! CORROSION BREATH!!!"
Tento Maniac #1 blasteed Corrosion Breath @ Ukyou! After that,all that was left waz her breast bindings & panties!!
Ukyou: (blush) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! MY CLOTHS!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #1 picked her up & tryed 2 rip off her breast bindingz! Butt they were on 2 good done!!
Tento Maniac #1: "RRRRRRRGHH DAM IT THESE !@@&#^&*@#% WON'T CUM OFF!!!!"
Happosai: "FORGET THE BINDINGS!! JUST GIVE ME THE PANTYS!!!!"
Shampoo" Oh Happosai u old hentai!! Stop thinking about pantys & fite this thing!!"
Happosai: "(sigh) OK....HAPPO DAI KA-RIN!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #1 Gotted hit with a Happo Dai Ka-Rin by Happosai!! It blewed off the tencle that had holding Ukyou!!
Tento Maniac #1: "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHH!!!!!! U BAKA, & WAS GONNA GIVE U HER PANTYAS LIKE A GENTELMEN!!!! 2 BAD!!!! TENTO BEAM!!!!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #1 fired @ Happosai with a Tento Beam!!
Happosai: "BARRIER!!!!"
Happosai's barrier blocked the attack!!!
Rei's Granpa: "ECCHI-KEN!!!!"
Rei's Granpa leapt @ Tento Maniac #1 & sliced off all the tentaclez that were humpigngirls with his Ecchi-Ken (sword)!! They all ran off!!
Tento Maniac #1: "AW @!#*@@&#^!&*@$#%!@#&*$!@*&!#%&^@%^&!@&*#%^& !@#%^&!@%&*#!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR GOES ALL THAT GOOD ECCHI-KI, U ARMORED ASS-BRAIN!!!!!!"
Rei's Granpa: "Call me Ass-Brain ~again~ y don'y u?!!? MIDORI MISSLES!!!!!!!!"
Rei's Granpa blsted Tento Maniac #1 with 2 Midori Missles!!! They blassted off more tentacles!!!
Tento Maniac #1: "!^%@%!@%^#$@^%#$!!!!!!!!!"
Shampoo haded an idea!!
Shampoo: "Hm........HEY!! This is good situation 4 using of the ~ULTIMATE~ Amazon techniquk!!! THE COUNTER SHIELD!!!!!!"
Me: "The ~WHAT~ Shield??!!?!?"
Shampoo: "The Counter Sheild!! Amazon tribes often beat enimys with it!!! It blast power rite back @ them!!! Now , if oppoment use strong move, u absorb irt with a shield, & u attack with Ki from that attack!!!"
Me: "WOWZERS!! LEt's c!!"
Tento Maniac #1: "OH, LIKE U R ATTACK IS GONNA SAVE U FROM MY POWER!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!! TENTO BEAM!!!!"
Shampoo: "COUNTER SHIELD!!!!!"
Tento Maniac #1's Tento Beam strucked Shampoo's Counter Shield, & it was absorbed!! The Ki from the attack goed itself in2 a brite ball of Ki!!
Shampoo: "COUNTER BLAST!!!!!!!"
She tossed the ball @ Tento Maniac, & he got hitted strongly!!!
Tento Maniac #1: "AAAAAAAAGGHH FUCK!!!!!!!!"
Me: "TENTO MANIAC, YOUR FINSHIHED!!!!!"
I powered up my final attack!!
Me: "COOOOOOSSSSSSMMMMIIIIIIICCCCC KAAAAAMMMMMEEE-HHAAAAAAMMMEEE......HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!"
Tento Maniac #1: "MIRROR REFLECTER!!!!!"
Me: "OH-NO!!!!"
Thinking quickly, Shampoo tooked action!!!
Shampoo: "COUNTER SHIELD!!!"
Her Counter Shield absorbed ~all~ the power from my Cosmic Kame-Hame-Ha!!! It was almost 2 much 4 her 2 handle!!"
Shampoo: "RRRggghh...2 much power 4 me....!"
She transfered the power back 2 me in my Holy Kaizer Scepter!!
Shampoo: "Fire..it....."
Me: "Oky-doky!! COUNTER BLAST!!!!!!!!!"
I fired the Counter Blast @ Tento Maniac #1!!! Since the power of my attack was trippled when it used the Mirror Reflecter & Counter Shiled, it ripped thru Tento Maniac #1's Mirror Reflecter & blewed him up!!!!
Tento Maniac #1: "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: "YYYEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!"
Every1: "YYYYYYYEEAAAHH!!!"
Shampoo: "Ooohhh...Now ~me~ tired!...."
She felled down & felled aslepp!!
Ukyou: "Gr8, now I have 2 carry them ~both~ home!!"
Mutenroshi walked up 2 her, & was blushing!
Mutenroshi: "Hey, missy, I'll fly both u ~&~ the purple-hared Chinese girl back home if you'll b my wife!!!" ^_^
Ukyou: "EEEWW!! NO way, u perv!!! I'm enegaed, anyway!"
Mutenroshi: "Damn!"
But just then, there was a flash of red thunder & red lightning as a mysterious poral opened up b4 r eyez!! Then, some1 walked out of it!! She wasa quite sexy & dressed in a blk. queen's outfit!!
Queen Onnaboko: "I M THE ALMITEY QUEEN ONNABOKO!!! I M THE UNQUESTENED RULER OF THE TENTO-REELM!!!!"
Me: "Te Tento-Reelm!?"
Q. Onnaboko: "Hai, the Tento-Reelm!!! GOOMBA MAGI MECHA ZIP ZONK ZORK AK-AK ZOKO RYUU NEKO DOMO ARIGATOU BENJO: U R the MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER, & we intend 2 harness the full power of your HOLY KAIZER SCEPTER 2 fuel the full powerz of the TENTO-FORCE!!! 1ce unleeshed, the Tento-Force will ~DOMINATE THE GALAXY!!!!!~ WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"
Rei's Granpa: "Tento-Focre?!??? Gr8 Scott!! I ~knewed~ there had 2 b a strong force behind the Tento Maniac when I 1st sawed hump the Sailor Senshi!!"
Kitsune: "U r rite, SunnenSan....I felt a streong force behind the Tento maniac invasion 2!!"
Mutenroshi: "Hey, she's hot!!"
Nobuyuki: "Oh, yeah!!"
We all face-vaulted! Queen Onnaboko blushed al little.
Queen Onnaboko: "NEVER MIND THAT, U CRETINZ!!! I'LL DESTROY U ALL!!!!!"
Me: "NOT IF WE STOP U FIRST!!! MINNA!! ATTACK @ THE SAME TIME WITH YOUR STONGEST ATTACKS!!!!"
Rei's Granpa: "ALL RIGHT, GOOMBASAMA, U GIT IT!!! MIDORI MISSLES!!!!!"
Happosai: "HAPPO DAI KA-RIN!!!!!"
Nobuyuki: "NOBU DAI HIKARI-DAN!!!!!"
Mutenroshi: "KAAAMMMEE-HHAAAAMMMEE-HHAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Kitsune: "MURASAKI METEORS!!!!!"
Sailor Mercury: "MERCURY AQUA MIRAGE!!!!!"
Sailor Jupiter: "JUPITER OAK EVOLUTION!!!!!"
Sailor Venus: "VENUS LOVE & BEAUTY SHOCK!!!!!"
Sailor Uranus: "SPACE SWORD BLASTER!!!!!"
Sailor Saturn: "DARK LITE BEAM!!!!!"
Me: "COOOOSSSSSMMMIIICCCC KAAAAMMMMEEE-HAAAMMMEEE-HHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
All the attacks headed 2 Queen Onnaboko!!!
Queen Onnaboko: "DARK POWER SPHERE!!!!!!"
She screemed her attack & a big blk. sphere appeared in the air & absorbed up the power of r attacks!!
Q. Onnaboko: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! I Have the all the Ki from your ultimate attacks!!!! Tjis is more Ki 2 help awaken the true power of the Tento-Force!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaa!!!!!!!"
She then seed S. Saturn!
Q. Onnaboko: "Aha! & I'll just take u, u naughty little girl, back 2 the Tento-Reelm 4 your Ecchi-Ki!!! In fact, you're so powerfull, u could b me aire 2 the throne!!! WHAHAHAA!!!!!!"
She powered up a small ball!!
Queen Onnaboko: "TENTO BALL, GO!!!!" (Gotta catch em all)
The small ball goed 2 Sailor Saturn & scooped her inside!!
S. Uranus: "AAAAAHH!! HOTARUCHAN!!!! U MONSTER!!!! WORLD SHAKING!!!!!"
She tossed a World Shaking ball @ Queen Onnaboko, but she shotted it & blowed it away with a red thunder-bolt!!!
Queen Onnaboko: "AHAH!! I GOT SAILOR SATURN!!!" (& u little dog 2!)
She goed back in2 the portal!
Q. Onnaboko: "WE'LL B BACK, & WE'LL B STRONGER THAN U CAN BEAT US, MAGICAL ~BAKA~ KAIZER GOOMBA BENJO!!! HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!"
The protal closed, & she was gone!!
Sailor Uranus: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!!! ^%&^@^&^%@#!%@!#%$!@^#$&*!@#%(&*&@!#%!!!!!!!!!! SHE NOW HAS SETSUNACHAN ~&~ HOTARUCHAN!!!!!! MICHIRU'S GONNA B PISSED!!!! I'M GONNA B A ~LOUSY~ FATHER 2 ME & MICHICHAN'S BABY, IF WE COULD HAVE 1!!!!!! & HOW THE HELL M I GONNA GET MYSELF OFF 2NITE!!!!????????!!!!!!!!?!?!?"
We stared confused & blinking @ Haruka!
Makoto: "Nani???!!"
Haruka: (blushing) "Well....u c....I.....I.....I m ~in love~ with Michiru!!!! Yes, I M!!!! I want 2 ~marry~ her!!!!! U happy??!??!"
Makoto wuz suprized!!
Makoto: "WOW! YOU'RE A LESBIAN???!!!??!?!?!?"
Haruka: "Hai."
Makoto: "How about that!!! I'm bisexual, meslef!!!"
Haruka: "Oh, really?!!???"
Makoto: "Yep!!"
Haruka: "HEY, ALLRIGHT!!! Can I stay @ you're house 2 nite, MakoChan?!!?" ^_^
Makoto: "Oh, y not!!!" ^_^
Minako: "AWWWW butt I wanted 2 stay with u, MakoChan!!!"
Makoto: "Hay, u can 2, MinakoChan!!!!"
Minako: "YEAH!!!!" ^_^
Rei's Granpa taked off his kabuto(helmut) & walked over 2 them!
Rei's Granpa: "Cn I come, 2???"
Makoto: "If u stay being in that hunky bishounen form, yes u can!!!"
Rei's Granpa: "SHWEET!!!!" ^_^
Haruka didn't know him so she asked Makoto & Minako!
Haruka: "Who the hell is he??"
Makoto: "Oh, he's Hino Sunnen, granpa of Hino Rei!"
Haruka: "WHHAAAAAAAT?!?!??!?!!!?!?!? I thoughted he waz an old geezer that's a hentai!!!!! He's a refinded gentilmen!!! R u lying 2 me, MakoChan?!?!?!?"
Makoto: "Nope!"
Rei's Granpa: "She's rite!! I was playing with fire (so 2 speek), & I activated this weird ancient spell that transfromated me in2 this cool battle suit armor guy!!!!"
Haruka: "Oh, really??! Neat!!!"
Rei's Granpa: "Hey, xcan GoombaSama come 2????"
Minako: "Y not??!? He ~is~ The Magical Hentai Kaizer, after all!!!!"
Me: "ME?!?!? WOWZERS!!!!! Doumo Arigatou Gozaimasu, SunnenSan!!!!" ^_^
Rei's Granpa: "You're weclome, GoombaSama!!!" ^_^
Happosai: "OOOHH CAN I 2??!??!?!?!"
Makoto & Minako & Haruka: "EEEEWWWWUUCCKKK!!!! NO WAY IN HELL!!!!!!"
Happosai: "Crappers, I just ~have 2~ get in2 that sleep-over party!!! There's gonna b pantys & lots of sex!!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmm................!!!!"
He thoughted 4 a bit.
*ping!* (light bulb!!!! ^_^)
Happosai: "I KNOW!!! I'll use my Super-Special Invisibility Trick!!! They'll never even c me!!!! Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha!!!!"
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L8r that nite.......
*ding-song!!!* (door-bell @ Kino Residence!! ^_^)
Makoto: "ALL RITE!!!! HarukaSan's here!!!!"
She anwsered the door, & it waz Haruka with a suit-case!!
Makoto: "Welcome 2 my abode, Haruka!! Cum on in!! Heh heh....." ^_^
Haruka: "Thx., MakoChan!!! I'll ~cum~ in!!! Heh heh....." ^_^
Haruka goed in2 the livjng room!!! There wuz Minako there allredy!!
Haruka: "Where's Rei's Granpa?!?? & Goomba?!?!?"
Makoto: "Hey, yeah, where the hell ~r~ they??!?!"
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Meanwhile, flying in the skys above.....
Me & Rei's Granpa where flying 2 Makoto's house 4 their *ahem* "party". (nuj nuj wink wink KNOW WHAT I MEAN)
Rei's Granpa: "Hey, GoombaSama, how strong do u think the Tento-Force & Queen Onnaboko is?!"
Me: "IDK, SunnenSan. We'll just have 2 wait & c 4 r selfs!!"
Just then, we arrived there!! We ranged the door-bell!!!
*ding-dong!!!*
Makoto answered!
Makoto: "AHA!! GoombaSama!! Rei's GranpaSan!! Konbanwa!! Welcome in, pls!!"
Me: "Hai, arigatou!"
Me & Rei's Granpa goed in2 the living room, & ready 2 ~PARTY!!!!!!~ But there waz some1 else @ attending this party..............
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Out-side in the bushes.....
Happosai was in Ninja clothing again, & Nobuyuki was 2, holding a black camcorder!!! Mutenroshi was 2!!! Kitsune wanted 2 go back & train, so he did.
Mutenroshi: "Ready, HappySan?!?"
Happosai: "Ready!!!!"
Happosai becamed invisible & Mutenroshi lifted him in2 the window!! Nobuyuki would be filing thru the window while batting off!Happosai was in!! he sawed Me & Rei's Granpa, + also Makoto with Minako & Haruka!!
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Back 2 us......
I taked off my cloke, while Rei's Granpa started 2 get out of his armor!
Minako: "OMG!!!! What a huge cock u have 4 a OtakuJin!!!!!!!!"
Me: "Yeah, we're mostly ~all~ well-hunged!!!!" ^_^
She then goed up 2 me a moved her hands over my 12 in. cock while moving ehr hands over my purple mussel-covered chest!!
Meanwhile, Rei's Granpa had gotten all off his armor off & he haddded nothing butt black tite under-ware on!!!
Rei's Granpa: "I'll just take these off.....!"
He did & he was naked now!! He had bigger mussels than he hadded b4 he becames his battle-armored-super-power-super-ego a while ago!!! He also had a bigger cock, but it was ~always~ big, but it waz bigger now!!
Makoto: "Ahhhh, u r like my old BF.....& u have a bigger cock, 2!!!!"
(AN: Makoto had slepted with several guys (like Ken) b4 she was raped by Tento Maniac in "The Birth Of Goomba Benjo, The Magical Hentai Kaizer!!!!!!" so she not a virgin now.)
Then the 3 girls gotted naked 2!! Minako started 2 suck my cock, while Makoto sucked Rei's Granpa's cock with their mouths!! DAMN, there were sooooo hot & moist!!!
Haruka: "HEY!! Who will do something with ~me~!?!?"
SO Makoto hadeed a idea!! She layed down on the floor, & leted Rei's Granpa fuck herin her pussy from above her, & Haruka sat on her outh, & she licked her pussy!!!
Haruka: "WWWWOOOWWWWW U R SOO GOOD @ THIS, MAKOCHAN!!!!!!!"
Makoto: "I AGREE WITH U FULLY HARUKASAN!!!!! YOUR PUSSY IS SO TASTY, I COULD LICK & DRINK IT ALL NITE!!!!!!!! & YOUR COCK'S SO BIG & LONG, REI'S GRANPASAN!!!!!"
Rei's Granpa: "OH YEAH, & YOUR PUSSY IN ~REALLLY~ TIGHT & WARM & MOIST, MAKOCHAN!!!!!!"
Meanwhile, I waz fucking Minako in her tight pussy, while @ the smae time sucking on her tasty breasts!!!
Me: "WOOHOO!!!! YESSS!!!!! WHOO!! WOOP!!! YEEEAAAAHH!!!!!!!"
Minako: "AAAAHH!!! AAHH!! YESSSSSS!!!! U R SO GOOD WITH YOUR COCK, GOOMBASAMA!!!!!!!"
I stopped fucking her cuz we cummed &, cuz I gotted a ~crazy~ idea!!! I walked over 2 my Holy Kaizer Scepter & picked it up & walked back voer 2 Minako!
Me: "hey, MinakoChan!! How about I fuck u ass while u use ~this~ as a dildo in your pussy!!"
Minako: "All rigt!!! ~NOW~ we're talking!!!!"
So I entered her ass, while she putted my Holy Kaizer Scepter up her pussy!! I moved my cock in & out really fast, & she moved my Holy Kaizer Scepter in & out really fast!!
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Back 2 Happosai.....
Happosai wuz watyching all of this & he was starting 2 get really hot agin!! He felted it since he was invisible now, he could fuck 1 of the girlz, & they would know who it is that's fucking him, cuz he's invisible!!!
Happosai: *Hee hee hee hee!!!! They won't suspect a thing!!! Hee hee hee!!!!* (AN: Those star thingys (*) mean that the person is thinking some-thing.)
He goed over behind Haruka (who was still being having her pussy sucked & licked by Makoto), & he stuck his cock in2 Haruka's ass!!! (anus of Uranus!!!! huh huh heh heh hh ah aa ha ha ha ha!!!!!!! ^_^)
Haruka: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WTF???!?!?!!?!? SOME THING'S IN MY ASS!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!"
She then could feeel it pumping itself in & out, & it felted like a ~COCK~!!! (In caase u forgotted, Haruka's a lesbian, & lesbians don't like cox)
Haruka: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH!!!!!!!!! GET IT OUT!!! GET IT OUT!!!!!! I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!! I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!!"
Happosai wanted 2 pull out, cuz he didn't really want 2 hurt her 2 much.
Happosai: *Damn, what a cry-baby!! Can't handle a little ~man-gina~ 1ce in a while!!*
Haruka screeming gottred r attention!!
Makoto: "What was wrong, HarukaSan?? Daijoubu ka???"
Haruka: "I'M fine now, MakoChan. Something was trying 2 fuck my ass!!!"
Makoto: "Oh, how awful 4 a lesbian like u!!! Wait a min.....I don't c any1!!!!"
She looked over @ me & Minako (& my Holy Kaizer Scepter ^_^) buzy humping each other, so it wasn't me!
Makoto: "Well, it wasn't them. It's was probably just your imajination, HarukaSan. Hey, let's switch!!"
Rei's Granpa got out of Makoto, & moved 2 her mouth, while Haruka goed down 2 Makoto's pussy & started 2 rub her pussy against Makoto's!! Happosai then decided 2 try Minako!! He goed over 2 where me & Minako where still going strong, & he got down & stucked his cock in2 Minako's mouth!!!
Minako: "MMMMMMMPPPHH!!!!!!!!!" O_O
Me: "What's wrong, MinakoChan??!?"
Minako: "MMMMMMMMMPPHH!!!!!!!"
She felted Happosai's cock moving in & out of her mouth, & she was giving it a BJ!!
I shrugged & kept fucking her ass, while she kept using my Holy Kaizer Scepter as a dildo! Just then, there waz a knocking @ the door!!
Ami: "Hello?? Any-body home???"
It was Ami!!
Happosai: "ALL RIGHT!! AMICHAN!! THE SAILOR MERCURY BABE!!!!" ^_^
Every1 hearded Happosai!!
Minako: "!?!?!?!?!"
Makoto: "OK, WHO GOES THERE??!!?!?"
She tossed a pillow @ near Minako!! The pillow hitted Happosai & maded him visible again!!
Happosai: "Oh, kusou!"
Me & Rei's Granpa: "HAPPYSAN?!?!?!!?"
Makoto & Minako & Haruka: "HAPPOSAI?!?!!?!?"
Me: "Happosai?!!? WTH r ~u~ doing here??! U weren't invied!!"
Happosai: "I ~know~ I wasn't!!! I just wanted your pantys!!!"
Me: "U know, HappySan, u could've asked 4 me 2 get the pantys 4 u!"
Happosai: "I know, GoombaSama!! But it ~so~ much more fun this way!!" ^_^
Makoto & Minako & haruka gotted POed!!
Makoto: "AAAGGHH!! U OLD HENTAI!!! SUKEBE!!!!"
Haruka: "U ENTERED MY ASS!!!!"
Minako: "EEEEWWW!!!! I NEED 2 WASH MY MOUTH OUT NOW!! THX 2 U!!!! THAT DOES IT!!!! VENUS CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!"
She transformated in2 Sailor Venus!!
S. Venus: "VENUS LOVE ME CHAIN!!!!"
She did a Venus Love-Me Chain attack @ Happosai, & he got tyed up!!
Happosai: "AAH! HEY!!"
Rei's Granpa: "GET HIM OUT NOW!! ECCHI-KEN!!!!!"
He slahsed the chain with his Ecchi-Ken, & the chain disappeaered!!
Happosai: "Domo arigatou, SunnenSan!!"
Ami was stillwanting 2 get in!!
Ami: "HELLO!?!!!!!!?!?! ANYBODY HERE!?!?! I'M DONE STUDYING!!! I WANT 2 B IN YOUR PARTY 2!!!! HELLO?!!????"
Me: "I'll get it!!"
I goed over 2 the door &opened it. There was Ami!
Me: "AH Konbanwa, AmiChan!!!"
Ami: "Hey, y r u naked?!? & y is every1 here anked?!!?"
Me: "Oh, we're havinbg a little orgy!!! OK, maybe not so little!! ^_^ Wanna join???"
Ami: "Eh, sure y not!! I've got nothing else better 2 b doing rite now!!" ^_^
She then taked off her school-girl outform & gotted naked!! We were all entranced by the site of her gorejess naked body!! Happosai couldn't take it any more!!! He goed mad with lust!!!!
Happosai: "WOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!!!!!! I WANT U!!! I WANT U!!!!! AMICHAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!!"
He runned @ her with heartz in his eyes!!
Ami: "EEEEEEKK!!!!! U R NOT GETTING ME!!!! MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!"
She transformeated in2 Sailor Mercury!! (Dammit!! She's dressed again!!)
Sailor Mercury: "U R NOT GETTING ME, U OLD HENTAI GEEZER!!!!! SHINE AQUA ILLUSION!!!!"
She shotted @ Happosai with a blast of cold water!! (Good thing he didn't get splashed with Shannanniichuan water by Taro, otherwise S. Mercury'd b fellin baka now! ^_^) Happosai, how-ever, made a Zan-Zou-Ken & maded a ghost image that gotted hitted instead of him!!
Sailor Mercury: "Huh!?!?!?!?"
Happosai: "HEE HEE HAA!! CRASHER BALL!!!!!"
He threwed a pink Ki ball of Ki @ S. Mercury!! It hitted her!!
Sailor Mercury: "AAAAA!!!!!!"
Ami was knocked over, but not out!! Her fuku waz torned a little thou.
Ami: "GRRRRRRR THAT'S IT!!!!! SHABON SPRAY!!!!!!"
She sprayed the whole room with mist & haze!! (what's the dif. between those 2 any-way?)
Happosai: "Huh???? Where'd the hell did u go, AmiChan!?!?!?"
Ami: "MERCURY AQUA RAPSODY!!!!!!"
A Mercury Aqua Rapsody hitted Happosai!!
Happosai: "AAAAAARRGH!!!! Time 2 take care of this mess!! CYCLONE WIND!!!!"
He maded a whirl-wind & blewed away the mist & haze!! (He also maded another mess of the room with the furniture) Happosai could now c every1 again!!
Happosai: "All Righty!! KKAAAAAAMMMEEE-HHAAAAMMMMEEE-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"
He fired a Kame-Hame-Ha rite @ the Sailor Senshi!! They jumped down out of the way, & the blast blewed (hee hee heh) away the wall, & the wall ofn the next door house, where Mako's next door neighber wuz batting off 2 porno!!
Totoro: "Whaa?!? Oh...(blush) Heh hehe heeheh....!!!"^_^
(Herh...My Neighber Totoro. heh How about that applez!)
Makoto: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY HOUSE!!!!!! MY HOME!!!!!! YOU'LL !&^&^&*@&*%@!^&!%#^&!#% PAY 4 MY HOUSE, !@&^#$!!!!!! JUPITER CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!"
Makoto turned in2 Sailor Jupiter!! (AgH Now she's dressed 2!!)
S. Jupiter: "RRRRRR!!! SHI'NE, HENTAI BAKA!!!!!!! SUPREME THUNDER!!!!!!!"
Sailor Jupiter blasted lighnting @ Happosai!!
Happosai: "BARRIER!!!!!"
Happosai used his barrier 2 blcok the attack!!
Happosai: "HA!!!!"
Haruka: "Oki-Doki I't ~my~ turn!! URANUS PLANET POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!"
Haruka henshined in2 Sailor Uranus!!
Haruka powered up a gold ball!!
Haruka: "WORLD SHAKING!!!!!"
She tossed the ball @ Happosai, but suddenly.....
Kitsune: "DO-DON-PA!!!!!"
A small finget blast destroyed the attack!! We looked over @ the door! & Kitsune waz sataning there!!
Kitsune: "tik tik tik...GoombaSan..I expected better of u than this!"
Me: "Oh, Gomen nasai, KitsuneSensei. We were having a nice sexual orgy of a party, when HappySan here appeared & fucked everything up!"
Happosai: "HEY!!!"
Me: "No offense, HappySan."
Kitsune: "Well, come on back 2 your Ninja Lair. This place is obiviously completly totalled."
Me: "Oh, OK!"
Me & Rei's Granpa & Happosai (he gotted their pantys ^_^) & Nobuyuki & Mutenroshi (they gotted a ~lot~ on tape ^_^) flewed back 2 my Ninja Lair! Kitsune turning in2 a fox & roded Makoto, Minako, Haruka, & Ami back 2 my place 2!!
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Meanwhile, back @ Ukyou's UcChan resterant....
Ranma was laying on a bed, rubbing his full stummick after Ukyou had fedded him & Shampoo 12 okonomiyakis 4 a nice romantic dinner! Ukyou & Shampoo had gone in2 the bath-room a quite a while ago, & they had'nt comed out since! Then Ranma realized what they must b doing in there (hint hint ^_~), & he gottred the message!!
Ranma: "I better get my clothes off!!"
& he gotted naked! He looked down @ his cock.
Ranma: "Gee, I hopt I'm not 2 small 4 TenChan....!"
Just then, the bath-room door opened! Out steppted Ukyou & Shampoo in lite sily robez!!
Ranma: "Wowwwwww......."
Ranma gotted hard instanrly!!!
Ukyou: "Ooohhhh, your cock is so sexy, RanChan...oohhh...."
Shampoo: "OOOHH!! ME 1ST!!! ME 1ST!!!!!" ^_^
Ranma: "Gomen, ShampooChan, but I telled UcChan I luved her 1st, so Im gonna do her 1st."
Shampoo: "Awwww!!"
Ukyou tossed of her silky robe (fwing!!! ^_^), & Ranma gotted ~really~ more horny when he sawed that Ukyou's breasts were ~huge~!!!
Ranma: "Oh, KamiSama....There ~ENORMUS!!!~"
Ukyou: (blush) "Y, thank u, RanChan!!"
Ranma beganned 2 sqeeze & play with Ukyou's big breasts (no wonder she needed breast bindings!) while he moved his head down 2 her dripping pussy! He licked & sucked Ukyou's clit while flicking her nipples!
Ukyou: "OOOOHH YEESS RANCHAAANN!!!!!"
Shampoo waz getting 2 horny 2 wait any longer, so she gotted naked & started 2 finger her pussy a little!!
Ukyou: "OH, RANCHAN!!! DO ME NOW!!!!!"
Ranma: "OK!"
Ranma putted his cock in2 Ukyou's pussy! But she was a virgin, & her cherry popped!!
Ukyou: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ranma: "Gee, I'm sorry, UcChan,I'll b gentile."
He started 2 pump in & out quickly!! Shampoo couldn't take it any-more!! She ghoed up 2 Ukyou's mouth, & putted her beautiful pussy o Ukyou's mouth!! Ukyou got it & licked & sucked like crazy her pussy!! After a while fo this, they all cummed out all over the bed!!!
Ranma & Ukyou & Shampoo: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH YYYEeeeeeaahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ranma: "OK, Shampoo!! Your turn!!"
Shampoo: "Yippee!!!" ^_^
Shampoo laid down & Ranma gotted on top of her! Ranma beganned 2 suck her lushis breasts 4 a bit!!
Shampoo: "OHHh yes, Ranma!!"
Ranma then movied his cock 2 Shampoo's pussy opening!!
Ranma: "Ready, Shampoo?!?"
Shampoo: "OH YEAH!!! I WANT U RANMA!!!!!!"
Ranma: "Yes!!"
Ranma pushed his cock in2 Shampoo's gorejess purple-haired pussy slowly, but waz suprized 2 find no cherry!!!
Ranma: "WOW, ShampooChan!! You're not a virgin?!!?"
Shampoo: "No, I sleep with Moouse several times!! He ~very~ good in bed!! He can really make a woman happy, even thou he blind!!!"
Ranma: "Oh."
Ranma pumped in & out like a wild horse!! (do u know what "Ranma" is in Japanese?! ^_^) Shampoo's breasts goed up & down with each thrust!! (boingy boingy boingy ^_^) Ukyou decided 2 do what Shampoo was doing 2 her while she was beign fucked by Ranma, & she putted her pussy above Shampoo's mouth, & she licked & suckled it strongly!!! After a while fo this, they all cummed all over the place over the bed!!
Ranma & Ukyou & Shampoo: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! OOOOOHH YEessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They all collapsed from exhaustion!! But Ukyou & Shampoo had other ideas!! They walked back 2 the bath-room!"
Ranma: "God, those 2 were exellent....but just wait till I'm with TenChan....Mmmmm!!!"
Ranma closed his eyes & blsuhed whiel thinking of Tenchi again! He was about 2 bat off when the bath-room door opened again, & out stepped Ukyou & Shampoo!! Butt they were also carrying.............a bucket of water!!!!
Ranma: "WATER!?!!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They splashed Ranma with the water, & he becamed a girl again!!
RanmaChan: "sputter sputer..Y THE HELL DID U DO ~THAT~ 4!?!?!?!!?!?"
Ukyou: "Is n't it obvius!?!? We want 2 do u as a ~girl~!!!!"
RanmaChan: "NANI!!!!?!?!!?!??!???????!??!"
Shampoo reached under the bed....& pulled out a dildo!!!!
Shampoo: "We want 2 now fuck u & take your virginity from your ~girl~ side now!!!!"
RanmaChan: "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
RanmaChan leaped up out of the bed & out of the room!!!
Ukyou: "SHe'll b back!!! Meanwhile, let's use this dildo on our selfs!!!"
Ukyou & Shampoo layed down on the bed, & stucked the dildo in their pussys & fucked each other madly!!!
Ukyou: "YYEYAAAAHHHH!!!!!! SOO GOOOOOOD!!!!!"
Shampoo: "OOOOOHHHH YEAAAAHHH!!!!"
They played with each otherz breasts as the fucked each other!!
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Back 2 RanmaChan....
RanmaChan ranned oput of the resterant & in2 the street & down the street, still naked!! She ran & ran & ran & ran & ran & ran & ran & ran & ran & ran.............................
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Back @ my Ninja Lair......
We finished the orgy that we started @ MakoChan's!!! It was incedible!! Nobuyuki got the rest of it on tape, while him & Mutenroshi batted off 2 us!! Happosai batted off 2!!! Kitsunewaz even interested & batted off a little!!! When it waz over, Ami goed back home, & Makoto & Haruka stayed here, cuz there houses were dstroyed 2day! We founded extra bed rooms 4 them 2 sleep in!! Happosai, Rei's Granpa & Nobuyuki decided 2 stay here 2 nite, & Mutenroshi decied 2 2, cuz here could do lessons with Makoto 2morrow!! Kitsune stayed here, but prefered 2 sleep on the floor!! We goed 2 sleep, knowing r tru training with Kitsune would begin 2morrow......
THE END!!!!!!!
2 B CONT.
IN
RANMAMOON Z!
Episode 2: "KITSUNESENSEI'S LESSONS!!!"
Cumming soon!!!
YEAH!!! That's Episode 1 of my series RanmaMoon Z!! How do u like the title!?!? How about "DragonMoon 1/2" instead?!!? Or "SailorBall 1/2"?!!?!? Nah, i'll keep the title!! Gimme C&C @ my address below!! % review 23!!
E-MAIL ME!!!! MAGICAL_HENTAI_KAIZER@YAHOO.COM
C U, Space Cowboy!!!!
Signed,
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GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!!
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<<<Stats>>>
Me (Goomba Benjo, The Magical Hentai Kaizer!!):
Ki Level: 16643780
Ki with Cosmic Kame-Hame-Ha: 25783100
Attackz:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Morph
-Barrier
-Scepter Magic
-Scepter Magic Attack
-Cosmic Kame-Hame-Ha
Happosai:
Ki Level: 11234570
Ki with Kame-Hame-Ha: 12343650
Attacks:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Barrier
-Happo Dai Ka-Rin
-Kame-Hame-Ha
-Ki-En-Zan
-Crasher Ball
-Cyclone Wind
-Shishin no Ken
-Zan-Zou-Ken
Rei's Granpa (Hino Sunnen):
Ki Level: 12985000
Ki with Midori Missles: 13000500
Attacks:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Midori Missles
-Ecchi-Ken
-Taiyou-Ken
Masaki Nobuyuki:
Ki Level: 14890000
Ki with Nobu Dai Hikari-Dan: 15276900
Attacks:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Nobu Dai Hikari-Dan
-Final Flash
Kitsune Benki:
Ki Level: 17300300
Ki with Murasaki Meteors: 24588980
Attacks:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Morph
-Barrier
-Murasaki Meteors
-Hi-Ryuu Shoten Ha
-Bakusai Ten-Ketsu
-Kame-Hame-Ha
-Ma-Kan-Kou-Sappou
-Shinkuu-Ha-Dou-Ken
-Choba-Kuretsu-Ma-Ha
-Do-Don-Pa
-Zan-Zou-Ken
Mutenroshi (KameSennin)
Ki Level: 12000100
Ki Level with Kame-Hame-Ha: 15986200
Attacks:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Kame-Hame-Ha
-Zan-Zou-Ken
-Ma-Fuu-Ba
-Sui-Ken
-Saimen-no-Jitsu
-Han-Koku-Bikkuri-Sho
-Yoi-Ko-Minmin-Ken
Saotome Ranma:
Ki Level: 938950
Ki with Moko Takabisha: 1124760
Attacks:
-Mokou Takabisha
-Ka-Chuu Ten-Shin Amaguri Ken
-Hi-Ryuu Shoten Ha
-Neko-Ken
-Taiyou-Ken
-Renzoku Energy Dan
Hibiki Ryouga:
Ki Level: 9357700
Ki with Shishi Houkou-Dan: 1127260
Attacks:
-Shishi Houkou-Dan
-Bakusai Ten-Ketsu
-Renzoku Energy Dan
-Ki-En-Zan
-Rou-Ga Fuu-Fuu San
Shampoo Condishener:
Ki Level: 14561200
Ki with Aoi Arctic Assult: 20476100
Ki with Counter Shield & Counter Blast: 23911000
Attacks:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Super Amazon Punch
-Super Amazon Kick
-Aoi Arctic Assult
-So-Ki-Dan
-Counter Shield
-Counter Blast
Kuonji Ukyou:
Ki Level: 1500600
Ki with Shining Spatula: 15000600
Attacks:
-Shining Spatula
SSJ2 Vejita:
Ki Level: 11004100
Ki with SVBBA (Super Vejita Big Bang Attack): 15300100
Attacks:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Super Vejita Big Bang Attack
-Final Flash
-Gallik-Hou
-Ki-En-Zan
-Renzoku Energy Dan
-Bakuhatsu-Ha
SSJ Trunks:
Ki Level: 9900150
Ki Level with Burning Attack: 13000000
Attacks:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Burning Attack
-Fusion
SSJ3 Son Gokou:
Ki Level: 15842550
Ki Level with Kame-Hame-Ha: 20761200
Attackz:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Kame-Hame-Ha
-Kaiou-Ken
-Genki Dama
-Taiyou-Ken
-Zan-Zou-Ken
-Renzoku Energy Dan
-Hasshu-Ken
-Shunkanido
-Fusion
SSJ2 Son Gohan
Ki Level: 12323000
Ki Level with Kame-Hame-Ha: 16541200
Attacks:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Kame-Hame-Ha
-Ma-Sen-Kou
-Renzoku Energy Dan
SSJ Son Goten
Ki Level: 9678000
Ki Level with Kame-Hame-Ha: 13222000
Attacks:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Kame-Hame-Ha
-Fusion
Eternal Sailor Moon (Tsukino Usagi):
Ki Level: 15265800
Ki level with SMCPK (Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss): 18450000
Attacks:
-Silver Moon Crystal Power Kiss
-Star-Light HoneyMoon Therepy Kiss
-Ultra Moon-Duster Beam
Sailor Mercury (Mizuno Ami):
Ki Level: 11643300
Ki Level with Mercury Aqua Rapsody: 13232110
Attacks:
-Shabon Spray
-Mercury Aqua Rapsody
-Shine Aqua Illusion
-Mercury Aqua Mirage
Sailor Mars (Hino Rei):
Ki Level: 13256350
Ki Level with Mars Flame Sniper: 16445780
Attackz:
-Fire Soul
-Burning Mandela
-Mars Flame Sniper
-Akuryou Taisan
Sailor Jupiter (Kino Makoto):
Ki Level: 14680900
Ki Level with Jupiter Oak Evolution: 17312480
Attacks:
-Supreme Thunder
-Sparking Wide Pressure
-Jupiter Oak Evolution
Sailor Venus (Aino Minako):
Ki Level: 13900600
Ki Level with VL&BS (Venus Love & Beauty Shock): 16456000
Attacks:
-Venus Crescent Beam
-Venus Love-Me Chain
-Venus Love & Beauty Shock
Sailor Uranus (Tenou Haruka):
Ki Level: 12000000
Ki Level with World Shaking: 15000000
Attacks:
-World Shaking
-Space Sword Blaster
Sailor Pluto (Meiou Setsuna):
Ki Level: 15666100
Ki Level with Dead Scream: 18765100
Attacks:
-Dead Scream
-Time Stop
-Dark Dome Close
Sailor Saturn (Tomoe Hotaru):
Ki Level: 14998990
Ki LEvel with Dark Light Beam: 18995980
Attacks:
-Silence Wall
-Dark Light Beam
-Death Ribbon Revolution
-Silence Glayve Suprize
Queen Onnaboko:
Ki Level: 26801000
Ki Level with Dark Power Sphere: 30801000
Attacks:
-Bu-Kuu-Jitsu
-Dark Power Sphere
Tento Maniac:
Ki Level: 20000000
Ki Level with Tento Beam: 22000000
Attacks:
-Ashi-Boko
-Tento Beam
-Mirror Reflecter
-Kiai-Ho
-Corrosion Breath