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Greetings, ChikyuuJin!!! Here's is the next ep. in my series!!! Let's go!!!

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RANMAMOON Z!

Ep. 2: "KITSUNESENSEI'S LESSONS!!!"

by GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!!!

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IT WAZ THE MORNING AFTER THE ARRIVAL OF KITSUNE BENKI.

(AN: Read RanmaMoon Z! Ep. 1: "The Arrival of Kitsune!!!")

Me, Happosai, Rei's Granpa, Nobuyuki, Mutenroshi Makoto, & Haruka woked up from sleepy time by Kitsune!!

Kitsune: "ATTN. MAGGOTZ!!! WAKE UP & GET UP CUZ IT IS TIME 2 TRAIN WITH ME, KITSUNE BENKI!!!!!!"

Me: "Sammit, KitsuneSensei, do u have 2 b so goddamn loud??!?!? It's fuckin 5:00 o'clock a.m in the moring!!!!"

Happosai: "Yeah! I was having a beautiful dream in that I was in a field of beatuffil pantys & braz & gorejess naked ladys not wareing them!!!"

Kitsune: "Gomen nasai, GoombaSan!! But in the case, u need 2 train in the martial arts 2 become the ultimate Magical Hentai Kaizer, after all!!"

Me: "Oh, in that case, WOWZERS!!! Ohayo gozaimasu, KitsuneSensei!!!"

Kitsune: "Ohayo gozaimasu, GoombaSan. 1st u need 2 engest a helthy breakfast! U donot want 2 pracitse on a empty stummik!!"

Me, Happosai, Rei's Granpa, Nobuyuki, Mutenroshi, & Makoto, & Haruka goed 2 the kitchen where I maded a yummy breakfast of eggs & sausage & toast & coffee!! (I also goed food shopping while getting stuff 4 my house in "Home Sweet Home!!!") After that, we goed in2 the training room!!

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In the training room....

Haruka: "Hey!! I'm not ehre 2 train!!"

Kitsune: "If that is tru, u may leave."

Haruka: "All rite, I will!!!"

She left!

Kitsune: "All right, GoombaSan. I wish 2 battle u 2 c your form."

Me: "OK, but u asked 4 it!!!"

Happosai: "WAIT!!! He was ~my~ student once!! I want 2 battle ~him~!!!"

Kitsune: "Very well, but u were defeated by me yrs. ago, Happosai. I highly dout u will will b any better."

Happosai: "OH, I m ~very~ better now!! LEt's go!!!"

Kitsune: "OK."

Kitsune & Happosai gotted in2 fighting positionz!

Happosai: "HERE COMES MY SPECIAL MOVE!!! HAPPO DAI KA-RIN!!!!"

He threwed a Happo Dai Ka-Rin @ Kitsune!! But Kitsune catched it!!

Happosai: "!?!?!?!"

Kitsune sqeezed it, & it blewed up & didn't hurt him @ all!!!

Mutenroshi: "Woah, sugoi!!"

Me: "I'll say!!"

Kitsune: "U will have 2 do much better than ~that~, HappySan. MURASAKI METEORS!!!!"

He blasted his Murasaki Meteors @ Happosai!!

Happosai: "AAAAARRGHH!!!!! I'LL SHOW U!!!! KAAAMMEE-HHAAAMMMMEE-HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

He fired a Kame-Hame-Ha @ Kitsune!! But Kitsune maded a Zan-Zou-Ken & it missed him!!

Happosai: "Shimatta!!"

Kitsune: "SHINKUU-HA-DOU-KEN!!!!!"

Kitsune shotted firey Ki @ Happosai!!

Happosai: "WHA?!?!!? BARRIER!!"

He blocked it with a barrier!!

Happosai: "TIme 2 get sertious!!!"

Happosai flewed in the air!! Kitsune sawed this & flewed 2!! Happosai flewed 2 Kitsune & started quickly punching & kicking each other!! Kitsune did 2!! Finally, Kitsune did a puch so powerfull, Happosai got balsted 2 the other wall!!

Happosai: "AAAAAAOOWW!!!! Itai...." @_@

Kitsune: "U do give up now?"

Happosai: Itai...Hai, I do..."

Kitsune: "I win another match. I ~m~ the strongest!!"

Kitsune gaved Happosai a senzu seed he had in a pouch, & he recovered all fine!!

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Else-where, some where elsewhere in town....

PChan waz lying on the gorund unconsshius after running scared in2 a lamp-post pole last nite while running from us!! A while l8r, Bulma walked by from the food store & seed him!!

Bulma: "Oh, it's a cute little baby pig!! It looks hurt! I better take it home & heal it!!"

She picked it up & tooked PChan the rest of the way home with her!

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Meanwhile, in a train going along the track thru the country side....

RanmaChan was sound asleep in a bed of soft hay still naked!! She was running in the rain (it had stopped by now) from Ukyou & Shampoo who wanted 2 hump him in his girl form, since he wanted 2 save it 4 Tenchi! he then jumped on a train, since they're really fast! There were some mean hobos on the train car who tryed 2 rape her, but she blewed them all away with a Hi-Ryuu Shoten Ha, so she hadded ther car all 2 her-self!! Just then, the train stopped, & made RanmaChan wake up! She gotted out, & seed that the train had broked down!!

RanmaChan: "Good thing I'm far away from those 2 horny bitchs!!"

He gotted off the train & walked 4 a bit, go behind trees 2 hide her nudity! After a while, she noticed the scenery getting odd, like tall rocks & weird plantz every-where!

RanmaChan: "Where on earth m I?!? (groan) I'm begining 2 sound like Ryouga now....!!"

Jest then, she sawed a quiant little house in the middle of no where, in the beatuful coutry-side!!

RanmaChan: "There must be some1 living there!!!! (blush) ^_^ maybe Tenchi!!!!"

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Back 2 us......

We were still in r training session with Kitsune! Kitsune had also maded us these cool orange Gi's with a blue belt & black boots that had the "Kitsune" kanji on the front & back! Mutenroshi wuz training Makoto, & she was wearing a sexy female ver. of Gokou's Gi with the "Kame" kanji on it. Rite then, Kitsune was teaching us some boring lessonz by some Chinese pfilosifer named Sun Tzu, but we knewed it was important so we listened! Mutenroshi, how-ever,was teaching Makoto 2 use the Kame-Hame-Ha!!!

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Meanwhile, back in the Tento-Reelm.....

Setsuna was still in her cage, tired & worned out, since the Tento Maniac's nneded 2 hump her several times, 4 more Ecchi-Ki!! She didn't think she had much left @ all!! She had 2 escape out of here!! Hotaru was sitting across from her, still waiting 2 b humped by Tento Maniacs!! She apperantly hadded a lot of Ecchi-Ki, so she was extermemly worried about whan Queen Onnaboko & her legion of Tento Maniacs were going 2 do 2 her!!! Just then, the cell's doors opened & in walked & Tento Maniac!!!

Tento Maniac: "WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! NOW WELL TAKE U & STEAL ALL YOUR ECCHI-KI, SAILOR SATURN, OR SHOULD I SAY, TOMOE HOTARU!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! GROR!!!"

Hotaru: (crying) "NNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ONEGAI!!!!! I DON'T WANT U 2!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tento Maniac: "I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING RAT'S ASS ABOUT WHAT U WANT!!!! I OBEY QUEEN ONNABOKOSAMA!!!!!! & JO'OSAMA WANTS U CUZ OF YOUR HI ENUFF ECCHI-KI 4 THE TENTO_FORCE!!!!!! GGGRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAR!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

He grabbed up Hotaru with a Tentacle & started 2 take her 2 Q. Onnaboko "special secret Ecchi-Ki Room"!!

Setsuna: "NNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DON'T ANY1 BUT HOTARUCHAN!!!!! PLS!!!! DO ME AGAIN INSTEAD!!!!"

Tento Maniac: "NO 1 MAY INTERFERE WITH THIS HI DRAINING ECCHI-KI REMOVAL SYSTEM!!!! WE'LL FUCK U AGAIN L8R IF WE THINK WE SHOULD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! GRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"

Setsuna: (crying): "PPLLLLLLEEZZE NOO!!!!! I'LL DO ANY-THING!!!!!!!!!"

Tento Maniac was getting POed @ her loud sobbong!!

Tento Maniac: "GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL RITE, U BITCH!!!!!!!!! U R FREE 2 LEAVE!!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOUR INSESSINT !*&%^&#!%%!@#&*%^& CRYING & CARRYING ON LIKE THAT!!!!!!! GO ON, U !^%^@&^!&%!^&^!%&@%!@^%&@#*!!!!!! WE HAVE ENUFF ECCHI-KI FROM U ANYWAY!!!!!!U CAN EXIT THE TENTO-REELM THRU THE TELELPORTER THAT SAILOR SATURN FOUNDED OUT ABOUT!!!!! GRRROOOOAAAARRR!!!!!! BUT IF U TELL ANY BODY ABOUT THE TENTO-REELM, WE WILL COME BACK & @!&^%^@#&&^%&*@#!^&*!@#&*@!#^&!@#$ RAPE U A 1000000 TIME AGAIN THEN WE"LL $#@!^%&#%^&^#*&#^+*&#^&%$&$@(** ~KILL~ U!!!!!!!!! GRRRROOOOOOAAARRR!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GO ON!!!!! ~SCRAM!!!!!!!!!!!~"

Setsuna didn't want 2 leave w/o Hotaru thou!!

Setsuna: "IIE!!! I'M NOT LEAVING THIS PLACE UNTILL I CAN TAKE HOTARUCHAN WITH ME!!!"

Tento Maniac: "GROOOOOOOAARRRR!!!!!!! SHE CAN'T LEAVE IF U LEAVE!!!!"

Setsuna: "All right then, I have no chioce in the matter!! PLUTO PLANET POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!"

(AN: A Sailor Senshi automatically de-henshins if they don't use there powerz in a while)

Setsuna henshind in2 Sailor Pluto!!

Sailor Pluto: "AAH, YES! My Time Staff!! Ahh, clothes!!"

SShe turned 2 Tento Manniac!!

S. Pluto: "I WILL FITER U 4 HOTARUCHAN!!!"

Hotaru: "YAAYY!! Go, SetsunaMama!!!"

Tento Maniac: "YOU'RE NO MATCH 4 ME!!! KIAI-HO!!!!!"

She hitted S. Pluto with a dubble-beam of KI, & she goed out cold again!!

Hotaru: "AAAHH NOO!!!!"

Tento Maniac: "What a push-over!! HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Tento Maniac tooked Hotaru the rest of the way 2 the "special" Ecchi-Ki room!!

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Back 2 PChan & Bulma.....

Bulma walked thru the door of the Briefs mansion (her & Vejita's home) carrying PChan that waz still out cold unconshess!!

Bulma: "VejitaSama!! TrunksChan!! Tadaima!!" (AN: Vejita doesn't like being called "VejiChan" or anything like that)

Vejita: "GOOD!! We're famished!!! Bring on lunch!!!!"

Trunks: "Yeah!! FEED THE SAIYAJINS!! FEED THE SAIYAJINS!! WE're a dying race!! FEED THE SAIYAJINS!!"

Vejita: (chanting with Trunks) "FEED THE SAIYAJINS!! FEED THE SAIYAJINS!! WE WANT LUNCH!! FEED THE SAIYAJINS!!"

Bulma: "Oh 4 crying out loud, u hadded break-fast b4 I lefted 4 the food store!!!"

Trunks: "Time flyz when u r with your fav. chichi in the whole wide world!!"

Vejita: "Oh, Trunks...you'll bury us both!!"

Vejita almost blushed!! He then sawed PChan!!!

Vejita: "(GASP) U BROUGHTED US FRESH PIG 4 LUNCH??!????!?!!!!!!?!?!?!??"

Trunks: "Damn, it's small!!!"

PChan camed 2 then 2 the loud voices!!

Bulma: "Hay, it's awaked now!!"

Vejita runned 2 PChan!!

Vejita: "HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! COME 2 PAPA!!!!"

PChan: "BUKWEE!?!?!?! BUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUK WEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He ranned off!!

Vejita: "HEY U !&*@^*!@*!#$$%&*!^#*&)!!!! GET BACK HER, MR. LUNCH!!!!"

He gaved chase 2 PChan!!!! Good thing Ryouga wuz fast as PChan.....

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Back 2 RanmaChan....

RanmaChan walked up 2 the house, & knocked.

*knock-knock!*

RanmaChan: "Hello??? IS there any1 home??!"

Goten alswered the door!! It was the Son house!! (where Gokou lives)

Goten: "Yes?"

Goten sawed it was a hot naked girl with no cloths on & her hands covering her, so he gotted hard!!

RanmaChan: (blushing profusly) "Uhhhh, is there any1 home!! I....heh heh..need some clothes & food!!!" ^_^

Goten: "Uhk sure. OKAASAN!!! OTOUSAN!!! IT'S A SEXY NAKED GIRL!!!!"

Gokou: "Bring her in!!"

Goten letted RanmaChan go in2 the house! Gokou was sitting @ the table reading comix in the paper. He looked up & seed RanmaChan all naked & he gotted hard!! Gohan was up-stairs (ahem) ~busy~ with his wife.

Gokou: (blushing) "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hello!" ^_^

RanmaChan: (blushing hardly) "Yeah, uh, hi. C-Can u get some clothes 4 me, uh, pls.??"

Goten: "Rite away, Miss!!!" ^_^

Goten ranned up-stairs, & camed back with some clothe sof his!!

RanmaChan: "Oh, Domo Arigatou."

RanmaChan turned around (Gokou & Goten stared @ her tight ass) & putted her clothes on. She turned back around, & she hadded on jeans & a T-shirt!

Gokou: "So, tell us miss! Who r u???"

RanmaChan: "Oh, I'm Saotome Ranma."

Gokou: "I'm Son Gokou."

Goten; "& I'm his youngest son, Son Goten!"

RanmaChan: "Oh, pleased 2 meet u!!"

Gokou: "So, what bringz u all the way out here??"

RanmaChan: "Uhhhhh, well, it's a long story. C, I.....errrrr ummmmm.....!!! Could I get some warm water?!?! It king of hard 2 explain w/o me having hot water!!" ^_^

Goten: "Wouldn't u rather have some ~cold~ water if you're thrisy???"

RanmaChan: "No! I need ~hot~ water!! HOT!!!"

Goten: "OK, but don't burn your-self!!"

Goten gotted some warm water from the foscett, & gived it 2 RanmaChan!!

RanmaChan: "Thx."

He dumped the hot water on him, & he becamed a guy again!! Gokou & goten stared @ him in shock!!!

Gokou & Goten: ".................................!!!!!!!!" (staring in shock)

Ranma: "I suippose you're wondering how I did that. Well, I'ts a long story. 4 u c, I felled in2 the Spring of Drowned Girl in Jusenkyou. WQhen I'm hitted with cold water I trun in2 a girl, like the 1 I just wuz! When I get hitted with warm water like that, I turn back in2 a guy!"

Gokou: "Oh!!"

Goten: "Cool!!"

Ranma: "Any-wayz, I also haave the unfortunitality of having a zillion fianseis!! Every girl I'm suposed 2 marry!! But I eventually recently decided 2 marry this 1 girl, but this other girl comed along & gotted angry with me!! I fighted her 4 a bit, then we were attacked by a creature called a Tento Maniac, & after that, I decided 2 go 2 Hawai'i 2 marry them ~both~!!! So we goed back 2 Ukyou's resterant, oh yeah, she ownes 1, & we haded a meal of 12 okonomiyakis & we gotted full & I haded my strength back!! Then I goed up-stares & maded sweet love 2 them!! But then they dumped water on me, & maded me a girl, & said that they wanted 2 hump me as a girl!! I didn't want 2 love them!! I'm saving my cherry 4 a cute handsome man named Tenchi!!! So I ranned off, not getting a chance 2 get dressed again, & I jumped on a train, & ended up riding out here, where the train broked down, & I wanedered all the way 2 your house, & here I m!!!!"

Gokou: "Oh!!"

Goten: "Wow!!"

Ranma: "Anyway, I sure m hungry!! Can I have some food??"

Gokou: "Help your self in the frige!! Lotsa stuff 2 eat in there!!!"

Ranma: "Sweet!"

Ranma gotted a nice snack!

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Back in the Tento-Reelm.....

Hotaru had just been takened 2 Queen Onnaboko's Special Ecchi-Ki Draining Room!! Queen Onnaboko was waiting extiedly!!

Queen Onnaboko: "AHAHAAHA!!! Finally, some gooed Ecchi-Ki will b ~MINE~!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!"

Hotaru: "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"

Q. Onnaboko: "Don't bother fiting it, young girl!! My my my, u ~r~ the most cutest & innocent 1 we've had here yet!! & the most powerfull yet, 2!!!"

Hotaru: "YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!"

She bitied the tento Maniac's tentacle!!

Tento Maniac: "OOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!! &@^!%#$!!!!! SONOFABITCH!!!!!"

He dropped her!!

Hotaru: "SATURN PLANET POWER, MAKE UP!!!!"

She transformated in2 Sailor Saturn!!

S. Saturn: "DEATH RIBBON REVOLUTION!!!!"

She shotted dark ribbons @ Queen Onnaboko!!

Q. Onnaboko: "DARK POWER SPHERE!!!"

She collected the powerfrom the attack in her Dark Power Sphere!!

Queen Onnaboko: "HAHAHAHAA!! IS THAT THE BEST U CAN DO???!? BUT YOU'RE STIL QUITE STRONG ENUFF 2 B 4 THE TENTO-FOCRE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Just then, a strnage gaget attached it-self 2 Tento Maniac!! It looked very evil!!

Queen Onnaboko: "This is my Special Ecchi-Ki Draining Device!(TM)! It will help the Tento Maniac collect lots of Ecchi-Ki from u!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"

Tento Maniac picked Sailor Saturn up again, & it quickly used a tenactle 2 rip away her fuku!!!

Hotaru: "EEEEEEEEEEEKK!!!!"

Now she waz wearing nothing butt her bra & pantys!! Hotaru blushed!! Q. Onnaboko gotted wet!! Tento Maniac then teared off her bra hardly!!!

Hotaru: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Queen Onnaboko & Tento Maniac stared with lust @ her normal-size breasts with cute nipples!! Tento Maniac ripped her pantyz off in2 shreds!!!

Hotaru: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!(sob)!!"

Tento Mnaiac coudn't resist her tasty virgin pussy!! He touched Hotaru's clit with a tentacle!! Hotaru liked it, but she didn't want t!!

Hotaru: (crying hystricaly)"PLS.!!! YAMETE!!!! I DON'T WANT 2 RAPED!!!! I WANT 2 SAVE MYSELF 4 MY MARRYAGE!!!!"

Tento Maniac: "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!! HERE I GO!!! RAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"

Queen Onnaboko haded her dress undone, & waz moaning & rubbing her hot pussy with exitment!! Tento Maniac then thrusted a tentacle in2 Hotaru's pussy, & taked her virginity!!!

Hotaru: (crying with pane) "NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Y U DO ~THAT~!?!!?!?!?! U BAKA!!!!!!" (sob)"

Tento Maniac fucked her & fucked her, & also fucked ehr mouth & ass 2!! Tento Maniac kept this goign 2 Hotaru 4 a while!!!!

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Meanwhile, back @ the UcChan.....

Ukyou & Shampoo woked up, with the dildo still in their damp pussys! They were on a bed soaked in lots of cum!!

Ukyou: "Ahh, ohayo, RanChan....ORO?!?!!? YOU'RE NOT RANMA!!!!"

Shampoo: "& U not Ranma either??! Then were Ranma go?!?!?"

Ukyou: "THAT BAKA JACK-ASS!!!! HE DIDN'T COME BACK!!!!!!"

Shampoo: "AAAAAARRRGGHH!!!! !^$@# STUPID *&#@^ AI REN!!!! HE BETRAY US B4 WEEDING DAY!!!! @*&#!!!!!"

Ukyou looked suprized @ Shampoo!!

Shampoo: (blush) Oops, sorry!! It kind of camed out!!" ^_^

Ukyou: "Never mind, Shampoo!! We gotta find him!! Thinks he can get away from us that EZ, can he?!?!?"

Ukyou & Shampoo gotted up & gotted dressed again. Ukyou grabbed her "Shining Spatula" & they goed 2 find Ranma again!!

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Back @ the Brief's place(where PChan is now)....

PChan was running like mad all over the house from Vejita, who waz really hungry & wanted 2 eat him 4 lunch!!!

PChan: "BUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUKWEEBUCKWEEB UCKWEEBUKWEE!!!!!!!!!!"

Vejita: "RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE !*&*#%&*!*#* BACK HERE SO I CAN EAT U, U @&^#%$^*$&@!!!!!!"

Vejita was making a ~BIG~ mess of the nice clean house chasing PChan!!! (& we thoughted pigs were messy ;P)

Bulma: "VEJICHAN, CALM THE FUCKING HELL DOWN!!!!!! YOU'RE MESSING UP THE NICE CLEAN HOUSE!!!!!!"

Trunks: "I better stop him then!! BURNING ATTACK!!!!"

Trunks fird a Burning Attack @ his father (Vejita, duh) & he stumbled & felled down in2 the wall!!He brked the wall!!

Vejita: "*@&%$*@$*@#!!!!!"

PChan tooked this as achance 2 find some hot water!! He ranned behind a door, & found......Vejita's personal hot tub, still running!!! (4 him himself & Bulma, no Trunks, Sorry Trunksy)

PChan leapt in2 the hot tub, when Vejita stormed thru the door!!!

Vejita: "YOU'RE IN HERE U LITTLE FUCKER, I KNOW IT!!!!!"

He reached in2 the hot tub, & pulled out Ryouga!!

Ryouga: "UUUUHHH, hello, sir!!!" ^_^;

Vejita: "WHAT THE @#%^&*^@&*$*@#^%&??!!?!?!???????!!!!! YOU'RE NOT A PIG!!!!!! WHERE THE GODDAMN FUCKIN *!@&*^*%@&%@^!%@@#$ DID THAT @&*#%%#^@^*&(!(#*^&**(&! PIG GO??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ryouga: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! PLS DON'T KILL ME MR.!!!! I'M 2 YOUNG 2 DIE!!!!!!!!!"

Vejita: "I WNAT SOME @&*#$ ANSWERS, SO ANSWER ME & MAYBE I'LL LET U GO OFF EZ!!!!!"

Ryouga: "OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK!!!!!! PUT ME DOWN & I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!!!!"

Vejita: "OK, then!"

Vejita putted Ryouga back on2 the floor.

Ryouga: "OK, my name is Hibiki Ryouga. I'm affetced by what is callled a Jusenkyou curse. When ever I get hit with cold water, I turn in2 what eve drowend @ a spring @ Jusenkyou 1000s of yrs. ago!! 4 example, I felled in2 The Spring of Drowned Blk. Pig!! Iturn in2 a blk. pig when I get hit with cold water!! If I get hitted with warm water, I turn back 2 humon again!!"

Vejita: "Wow, ineresting!!!"

Ryouga: "Any way, I'm lost!! Where m I?!?! I hope I'm not ~2~ lost!!!"

Vejita: "You're @ my mansion is Satan City!!"

Ryouga: "Ara, I c! Arigatou!!"

Just rthen, Bulma & Trunks walked in & seed Ryouga!

Bulma: "Hey, who is he??!? Ask him would he like 2 stay 4 dinner 2night?"

Ryouga: "Wow, OK!! I'm Ryouga!! Pleased 2 meet u, Ma'am!!"

Bulma: "I'm Bulma, & he's my husband Vejita! & this purple-haired kid is Trunks, r son!!"

Trunks: "Ohayo!"

Ryouga: "Ohayo 2 u 2!!"

Bulma: "So, how'd u get in her with out the sceturity alarm going off??"

Ryouga: "I'm PChan!! The pig u broughted in!!"

Bulma: "HUH!?!??!!????!!!"

Vejita: "Oh, he has some thing called a Jusenkyou curse, that changes him in2 a pig when he's wet!"

Bulma: "Oh. Would u like 2 help with dinner 2nite??"

Ryouga: "Sure y not!! I m a much better cook than AkaneChan, that's 4 sure!!"

Ryouga blushed @ saying her name!!

Ryouga: "Oh, me sweet AkaneChan, y can't I express my luv around u?!? Y do I have 2 be cursed as this stupid blk. hog PChan??!?!?"

Vejita, Bulma, Trunks starred @ him with a confused face!!

Trunks: "Who is Akane? Your GF?"

Ryouga: (blushing) "Iie, but I ~want~ her 2 b mine!!"

Trunks: "Oh, u have a crush on her, ne?!"

Ryouga: "Hai. But it's @&*$$#^ hard 2 express my feelings when I can only b a pig around her!!! She thinks I'm her pet pig!!!"

Trunks: "Hey, no problem!! I have crushes on a ~1000000~ girlz @ my age!!! I'm pretty bishounen, that's 4 sure!!! I'll help u woo her fancy, ~among other things~, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN."

Ryouga: "Gee, thx. a lot, TrunksSan!!"

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@ the Son house(where Ranma is now).....

Ranma, Gokou & Goten where having a major league pig-out (not PChan) with all sorts of food from the frigerater!! (hey they were hungry)

Gokou: "MMMMMMMM, it's a good thing my wife ChiChi's out shopping in town!!"

Goten: "MMMMMMMM, oh yeah, u can say ~that~ again!!!!"

Ranma: "MMMMMMMM, crikey, I'm waz straving!!!"

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Meanwhile, back some where down town......

There was another flash of lite & explosion, as something camed from the Tento-Reelm!! But it wasn't a Tento Maniac!! It was Sailor Pluto!!!

Sailor Pluto: (waking up) "Huh.....?!? Oro.......?!?!!? Where m I?!?!?"

She looked around. She was back in Earth!!!

S. Pluto: "Hey, I'm home!! How about that!! OH-NO!!!!! What about HotaruChan?!?????!!?!!!! She must b raped by Tento Maniac's alredy!!! AAAGGHHH!!! I'm a lousy parent!!!!!!"

She got up & started walking! Since she did'nt have anwhere 2 go, she just decided 2 walk till she found some1 who could help!

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Back 2 us @ my Ninja Lair...

We hearded the explosion & flash of lite!!

Me: "OH, GR8!!! Another Tento Maniac!!! Let's go, team!!!"

Happosai, Rei's Granpa, Nobuyuki, Mutenroshi: "RITE!!!"

Me & the otherzflewed off 2 fite it!!

Makoto: "JUPITER CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!"

Haruka: "URANUS PLANET POWER, MAKE UP!!!!"

They henshined & Kitsune turned in2 a fox & raced them along with us!

Kitsune: "Myabe I should teach u how 2 fly, KinoSan."

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Somewhere back don town.....

Ukyou & Shampoo were storming angrily thru the city, looking 4 where Ranma mite of goned!! Ukyou was holding her SS (Shinging Spatula) with a angry grab!!

Ukyou: "RANMA!!!!!!!!! RANCHAN!!!!!! RANMAHONEY!!!!!! WHERE THE HELL R U???!?!!?! U DID U WANT 2 ABANDON YOUR OWN WIFES??!?!!?!?"

Shampoo: "RANMA!!!! WUODA AI REN!!!!! COME ON OUT 2 US!!!! OLI-OLI-OXIN-FREE!!!!!!"

But jest then, Ukyou's Shinging Spatula started 2 glow a funny color, like brite red!!

Shampoo: "WHAT, UKYOU, WHAT HAPPING 2 YOUR SPATULA!!?!?"

Ukyou: "Strange, I have no idea!!!"

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Some where else down town....

Sailor Pluto was walking down the street, whne she felted a strange disturbence in the time-space continuim!!

Sailor Pluto: "WTH????!"

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Back 2 us....

We were flying towards the place where a Tento Maniac proabbably qwaz, when I also felted a distrubance in the space-time contimuim!!

Me: "WTH!!?!!?!?!??"

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Back 2 Ukyou & Shampoo....

Ukyou: "COME ON, %@#$*&@$^ U RANMA!!!!! WHERE THE FUCKING DEVIL ON A POGO STICK ~R~ U??!?!!!!!!!?!?!???!!!!!"

Shampoo: "RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! WE JUST WANT 2 FUCK U & MARRY U!!!!!!!!"

Ukyou: "ARGH, U dont say that, u'll scare him away even more!!!"

Shampoo: "Sorry, Ukyou!!"

Just then, there was a briliant flash of light & big explosion as a Tento Manaic Appeared!!

Ukyou & Shampoo: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tento Maniac: "AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!! I M TENTO MANIAC!!!!! I'LL HAAVE YOU'RE ECCHI-KI!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL QUEEN ONNABOKOSAMA!!!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!"

Ukyou: "OH NO U DON'T!!!!!"

She helded up hr Shining Spatula!! But then it flashed out a beautiful red light, & there was a red metoer fall from the sky, & a huge spaceship chrashed & maded a big explosion when it landed, destroyeding some building rite near Ukyou & Shampoo!!!!

Ukyou: "WTBH???!!!!"

Shampoo: "Woah!!!"

Goddaammir, the spaceship was ~HUMMUNGUS~!!!!! Take my word 4 it, it was humoungus & red!! It wuz even bigger than the Umpire Staet Bulding!!! Just then, a huge hatch opened up, making alot of cool smoke effects!! Then, 2 ppl. walked out!! The 1st was handsome & bishounen with brown pony-taled hair, the 2nd was looking like a bishounen older Trunks!! he 1st man spoked up!

Duo: "Greeting from the future, ladys!! My name is Duo MAxwell!!"

Mirai no Trunks: "& I'm Trunks Brief!!"

Duo: "& we r here 4 a gift 44 from the fututre!!!"

Shampoo: "THE FUTURE??!?!!?!?"

Mirai no Trunks: "Yes, the future!!! Who's Ukyou Kuonji??"

Ukyou was staing & blushing @ Duo!!

Ukyou: "................"

Shampoo: (bigsweat) "Uh, she Ukyou."

M.n Trunks: "Well, we have here a sspeciuial gift 4 her!! It's inside this big spaceship here!! Follow us!!!"

Ukyou & Shampoo followed Duo, & Mirai no Trunks in2 the big red ship!!

Tento Maniac: "HEY!!!!!!!! WHERE THE @*&^@#*#&!@*#%@!&*@!^!! R U GOING??!!!!??!?!?"

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Inside the ship.....

Duo & Mirai no Trunks where showing Ukyou & Shampoo around there interior of their spaceship!! It all looked imrpessive & hi-tek!!

Shampoo: "Cooooooooolllllllll.......!!!!"

Duo: "This ship is called The Mars Mambo!!! We picked it cuz it sounds cool, & cuz Cowboy Bebop waz a really cool anime!!"

M.n Trunks: "Yeah, Spike Spiegel rocked ass!!"

Duo: "Yeah, & Fay was hot!!"

Ukyou wuz still in a trance over Duo!! She kept starring @ his hot ass!! Everyonee got in2 an elevater & goed up 2 the briddge!

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On the brdige of the Mars Mambo.....

Duo & M.n Trunks, & the 2 girls (Ukyou & Shampoo) goed on2 the bridge from the elevater! The bridge was cool, & it looked like the bridger of the Millenium Falcon!! & In the pilots seat, there was a muscularman with red hare & scars! & in a tube with blue liquid waas a hot plae girl with wild blk. hair & no clothes!
Gene: "Welcome back, gentlemen!!"

Duo: "Aha! May we introdice u 2 r captain, Gene Starwind!! Gene, this is Ukyou Kuonji, the girl who has the special gift 4 her, & this here is.....errrmm....Who r u, miss??!"

Shampoo: "Oh, I m Shampoo Condishener, Mr. Starwind!!" ^_^

Gene: (blushing) "Hi, miss!! Anyway, that naked girl in the tube is Melfina, this ships piolet!! She's an bio-android, so she connects with the ship 2 fly it, just like my other ship, the Outlaw Star in the dock bay!!"

Melfina: "Hello."

Ukyou: "So what this about about some gift?"

Gene: "OH! Follow me, & we'll sshow u!! It'll help u fite those damn Tento Maniac things that have been showing up here in this time!!"

Gene led every1 2 the dock bay!

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In the dock bay...

Ther was a lot of cool stuff & shps in the dock bay! There was the Outlaw Star, the Gundam Wind 0 mobile suit & Duo's Death-Scyth Gumdam, a bunch of EVAs, Mirai no Trunks's time machine, more Gundams, some Ziods, some Aestevelites, & something that looked a lot like Esckaflownaea & the Big O!! They even had mechas from Giant Robo & Project AKo & stuff like that & many much more!!!

Shampoo: "Oh, Gr8 Amazon Goddess!! Whata lotta cool thingz in here!!"

Gene: "Hai, & r gift 2 u is in here somewhere....where the fuck ~is~ that blasted thing?!?!?"

They kept loking while Shampoo gotted bored & decded 2 check out inside the Outlaw Star!! She goed in!!

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In the Outlaw Star...

Shampoo goed 2 the bridge & looked around!! There was a short blond kid sitting @ a station in the front reading Maison Ikkoku (his deepest secret), a hot neko-girl with white hair (fur? ^_^) sleeping & moaning, & a lady with a white kimono & black strange hair & a wooden sword(he hee heee) drinking tee!

Jim (the kid reading @ his station): "Gee, I wonder how Gene's doing. Its' like he forgotted about us!!"

Suzuka (the lady drinking tee): "Yeah, it's not like him @ all!!"

Aisha (cat-guirl sleeping): "MMmmmmm, fuck me, GeneSama....!!!"

Just then, the computer (afffectuionaterlyn amend Gilliam) goed berzerk cuz it sesned Shampoo!

Gilliam: "WARING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING WARING WAIRNG!!!!!! ITRUDER SIGHTED!!!! INTRUDER ALERT!!! INTRUDER ALERT!!!! INTRUDER ALERT!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Jim & Suzuka & Aisha woked up & looked over @ Shampoo astanding there confused!!

Jim: "Who in the gr8 damn fuckin galaxys r u?!?"

Shampoo: "Huh?!?!? Oh, me, I Shampoo Condishener!! I'm an Amazon!!"

Suzuka: "How the hell did u get in here?! How did u get abord this Mars Mambo!?!?!?"

Shampoo: "Oh, I was with Ukyou when these guys said htye had special gift 4 her!! I followed them!!"

Aisha: "Who's Ukyou?"

Shampoo: "She other girl I know!!"

Aisha: "Oh."

Shampoo: "So, who r u?"

Jim: "I'm Jim Hawking!"

Aisha: "I'm Aisha Clan Clan of the Catarill Catarill Impire!!"

Suzuka: "I'm Twilite Suzuka."

Shampoo: "Oh, I happy 2 meet u all!! So, what u doing in here?? Y don't u get out of this ship & have fun???"

Jim: "Cuz Gene said 2 stay here, cuz he doesn't want us nmessing up everythng!! He sez I'm annoying & shrimpy!!"

Aisha: "& he sez I'm 2 violent & mite break everything on the ship!!"

Suzuka: "He tolded me I'm just stupid!!!!"

(AN: They're not ~all~ bad, they're pretty damn cool ^_^)

Shampoo: "Oh. So, whats the name of this ship??"

Jim: "Y this is the OUTLAW STAR, a grappler ship!! Top o the line, yes sir!! SHWEET paint job, & a naked chick in that blue tube over there when we're flying & alone in space!! Hey, u shoul c the kitchen!!!"

Shampoo: "what the blue ooze tube 4??"

Jim: "Oh, that's where r piloy, Melfina flys the ship!! She gets naked & shew controlz the sip in there!!"

Shampoo: "Oohhh, interesting!!! Can I try!!!"

Jim: "All rite, butt your'e not an android, so I hardly doubt iy'll work!!!"

Shampoo: "Oh, I get iut 2 work!!"

She ranned behind the bridge. In a little bit.....

Shampoo: "OK, HERE I GO!!!!"

Jim & Aisha & Suzuka watched as Shampoo lowered in2 the tube naked!! (she still had her arms across her breasts & thatinfurnel piece of metal in in the way of her pussy, damn basturdz)Jim gotted hard!!

Shampoo: "I'M IN!!! C IT WORKED!!!"

A bucnh of ccontrols litted up & activated!!

Gilliam: "WTF is happening???!?!?!!! Who the godamn fucking shit is in Melfina's naked chamber??!!!!??! She ~HOT~!!!!"

Aisha: (bigsweat) "Y did Gene get that ecchi up-grade??!"

Jim: "Never mind that, Aisha! LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Shampoo: "Rite!! Activateing main engines, all systems r GO!!!!!"

The Outlaw Star lifted of & started 2 fly!!

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Back 2 Gene & the others....

Gene: "RRRRRGGHH!! WHERE THE $@*&% DID I PUT THAT THING??!?!!?!?!!!!"

Just then, the Outlaw Star flew over their heads, & knocking over some stuff!!!

Gene: "AAAAHH!!! WTFH??!!?!!! &*@^*&*&^*!!^@+&@^*(@*(!#(^#&*%#%!@^&&^#*&^ @#&*%@#&**@^*(@^#! AAAAGGHH, JIM THAT LITTLE MUTHERFUCKIN CUNT IS GONNA B IN SOOOOO BIG TRUBBLE WHEN I GET HIM!!!!"

A strnage gold ora surrounded Gene!!

Mirai no Trunks: "I'll get em!! U should just really just relax" (not 4 Mystery Science Theater 3000)

Mirai no Trunks flewed up & after them, & the OS had aalready flewed out thru the air-lock, breaking thru the air-lock!!

Gene: "SCREW U, TRUNKS!!!! THAT'S ~MY~ SHIP!!!!"

He flewed also!!

Duo: "(sigh) I wish I could fly."

Ukyou countn't belive it!! She was finally alone with Duo!!

Ukyou: (blushing profusly) "Uhhhhh Hi, my names Ukyou...." ^_^

Duo kind off thoughted she was kinda cute when he 1st sawed her!

Duo: (big blush) Hi, I'm Duo...heh heh heh....!!!"^_^

They stared @ each other 4 a while (a ~LONG~ while!^_^), then Duo snapped & kissed Ukyou hardly!!

Ukyou: "MMMMMM! Oh, DuoChan!!!"

Duo: "UcChan!!!"

Duo ranned & carryed Ukyou 2 his quarterz on the ship & locked the door! The 2 gotted naked & started 2 kiss & luv each other!! Duo not only fucked Ukyou normally, but he putted his cock between her large breasts & titty-fucked her!! The Duo did her ass, & Ukyou used her Shining Spatula as a dildo @ the samew time!!! Afterwards, they were tired, so they falled asleep on Duo's bed!! (every fan-girls dream, ne? ^_^)

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Back 2 the Outlaw Star....

The OS was flying like crazy thru the sky, while Shampoo was piloting in Melfina's tube!! & Gene & Mirai no Trunks where chasing it!! They appeared on radar in the ship!!

Jim: "Hey, Shampoo!! We have 2 bogees on radar!!"

Shampoo: "Let's c them!!"

Jim: "On screen!!"

The screen appeared 2 show an angry Gene & M.n Trunks,flying & chasing them!!

Shampoo: "UH-OH!!! INCREASING SPEED!!!!!"

The OS goed faster!!!

Gene: "HAY!!! COME BACK HERE, YOUNG MAN, SO I CAN !&#!*@*&^&#*&#&*%*#^&@$ ASS & KILL U!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The 2 men flyed faster after it!!

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Back on the Mars Mambo....

The ship wasn;t going any-where 4 awhile, so Melfina thoughted she'd take a brake! She got out of her tube on the bridge, gotted dressed,& goed 2 her room on the ship. She gotted ou a pic of Gene from a drawer & gotted naked again! She layed on her bed & fingered her pussy while thinking of Gene & his huge cock pumping in & out of her virgin pussy like a crazy madman!!! She played wih her breasts 4 a bit, then she cummed all over!! She layed there 4 a bit thinking...

Melfina: "Oh, my GeneSama....y don't u express your tru feeling 4 me!! Come on! I LOVE YOU!!! That's it!!! I'm gonna go 2 Gene & tell him I want him ~right now~!!!!"

She gotted up & gotted her cloths on & headed 2 the dock bay!!

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Out-side the ship....

Tento Maniac waaz still waiting 4 Ukyou & Shampoo 2 come out!

Tento Maniac: "AAARRRGGHH!!! TAHT DOES IT!!!! I'M GOING IN!!!! GRROOOOAAARR!!!!!"

He goed in thru the open hatch!

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In-side the ship.....

Melfina waz walked 2 the dock bay 2 c Gene, when she hearded a sound behind her!! She lookeda round, & seed a hideous green thing with tentascles!!! It was a tento Maniac!!!

Tento ManiacL "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! ALL RITE!!!! JACKPOT!!!! ~LOTSA~ ECCHI-KI IN ~THIS~ GIRL!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! GROOOAAARR!!!!!"

Melfina: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!"

She screemed & quickly ranned off away!!! She ranned all the way 2 the dock bay!!!

Melfina: "Hm, I'll b safe in the Outlaw Star!!!"

(AN: She's right about this. If u c that OS ep. where Harry trys 2 brake in2 the Outlaw Star, he can't get in when Melfina in controling the ship in her tube. Now back 2 RMZ.....)

But the Outlaw Star wasnt there!! & gene wasn't either!!

Melfina: "OH-NO!!!!!!! WHERE'S GENESAMA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? & WHERE THE OUTLAW STAR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? Gene mut've goned out 4 a ride w/o me!!!!! What do I do????!!"

Just then,. Tento Maniac founded her!!

Tento Maniac: "AHA!!! THERE U R!!!! HAHAHAAHHA!!!!!"

Melfina: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

She quickly opened the bay doors (I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that) & fastly ranned off!!

Tento Manniac: "HEY!!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!! ^&%^&@%&%&^!@%&!^%!!!!!"

Tento Maniac runned 2 after Melfina!!!

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Back 2 the Outlaw Star.....

The Outlaw Star was going faster then b4!! Gene & M.n Trunks were still chasing it!!

Gene: "AAAGGHH!!! ALL RIGHT!! THAT' IT!!! I'LL BLOW EM OUTTA THE SKY!!!!"

Gene armed up his caster!!

M.n Trunks: "No, let me try sometihng 1st!"

He did some hand movements!!

Mirai no Trunks: "BURNING ATTACK!!!!"

He fired a Ki blast , but the OS dojed it!!

Mirai no Trunks: "Kusou!! I'll try something else!!"

He did some more hand movements!!

M.n Trunks: "BURNING ~BLAST~!!!!!!" (that attack is from Hokuto no Ken!! :-O

Her shotted a more powerfull Ki blast @ the Outlaw Star!! It hitted!! The OS stopped & turned 2 face then!!

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On the Outlaw Star....

Jim: "Ms. Shampoo, we're under attack!!!"

Shampoo: "Fire Foton torpedoz!!!!"

Jim: "Aye-Aye-AIYA, Ma'am!!" ^_^

Shampoo: "Ha ha haJUST FIRE ALRWADY!!!"

Jim: "OK!!"

The OS fired a torpedos @ Gene & M.n Trunks!!!

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Out-side the OS.....

Gene: "UH-OH!! THEY'RE ATTACKING ME & US!!!"

M.n Trunks goed SSJ & blocked the torpedo blast explosion!!!

M.n Trunks: "AAAAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Gene: "TIME 2 GET TUFF!!!"

The steange goldd ora surrounded Gene again as he gotted angry more!!! He armed a super-strong caster bullet!!

Gene: "MASTER CASTER BLASTER!!!!!!!!!!" (Oi, that rymez! ^_^)

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

The blast was inredibly powerfull, & it goed 2 the Outlaw Star!!!

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On the OS....

Jim: "INCOMING!!!!!!!!!"

Shampoo: "I'll try something!!! COUNTER SHIELD!!!!"

Shampoo's Coutner Sheidl goed up around the Outlaw Star!! The MCB hitted it & absorbed the energy!! It shotted it back!!

Shampoo: "ULTIMATE COUNTER BLAST!!!!!!"

The blast hitted Gene & Mirai no Trunks!!!

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Out-side.....

Gene & Mirai no Trunks: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gene was blasted out of the sky, but M.n Trunks survived, with his shirt burnt off!! (U love that, don't u, girlz! ^_~)

M.n Trunks: "RRRRRRRGGHH!!! I'LL GET U!!!!!!"

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Out-side the Brief mansion.....

Gene: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *BOOM!!!!!!!!*

Gene fell 2 the ground in the back-yard of the Brief's place!!! Bulma & Vejita & Trunks & Ryouga hearded it, & they runned out 2 the bak-yrad!

Bulma: "OMG!!!!!!! RU ALRITE?!?!?!?!!?!??"

Gene tryed 2 get up, but he was 2 injered!!

Gene: "I....I.....I b fine......I....just....need......2......owwwwww!!......"

Bulma: "U need help Vejita, help me carry this man in!!!"

Vejita: "Oh, all right, your royal hi-ness...."

Bulma & Vejita carryed Gene in-side & putted him on the couch.

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Back 2 Mirai no Trunks in the sky with the Outlaw Star.....

Mirai no Trunks charged 2 the Outlaw star!!

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On the O. Star.....

Jim: "Ms. Shampoo, he's headed rght 4 us!!!!"

Shampoo: "Evasive actrion!!!! Let's get outta here!!!!"

Jim: "Aye, Ma'am!!!"

The Outlaw Star started 2 fly off!!

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Out-side the OS.....

M.n Trunks: "HEY!!!! WHERE THE HELL R U GOING!!!! YOU'RE NOT GOING ~ANY-WHERE~!!!!"

Mirai no Trunks flew in front of the O. Star & used his SSJ strnegth 2 block it!!

Mirai no Trunks: "(GRUNT)........ YOU'RE....NOT....GOING.....ANY.......WHERE.....U.....BAS....TURDS........SU RR........ENDER...........NOW.......(GRUNT).....!!!!!!!"

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On the Outlaw Star.....

Shampoo: "Mr. Hawking, ~FULL POWER~ 2 enginez!!!"

Jim: "Call me Jim!!!"

Shampoo: "Oh, sorry, Mr. Jim. More POWER Now!!!!!" (We Gotta Power!!, DO-RA-GO-N-BOO-RU Z!!!! ^_^)

Jim: "Right!!"

The OS powered its engines with more juice!! (hee he hee!!)

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Out-side...

M.n Trunks was trying 2 stop the Outlaw Star with all his power!!!

M.n Trunks: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrRRAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAaaaa........!!!!!!!!!!"

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In-side...

The windows (& Shampoo's tube) were starting 2 break & shatter!! Controls were overheating & going crazy cuz off all the power from M.n Trunks!!!

Jim: "AAAAAAGGGHH 2 MUCH POWER!!!!"

Aisha: "HOLY NEKO-GODS OF CATARILL CATARILL, he's probably more powerfull than ~me~!!!!"

Suzuka: "WE HAVE 2 DO SOME-THING SO WE WON'T DIE!!!!"

Alarms goed off every-where!!!

Gilliam: "WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!! ALERT ALERT ALERT!!!! STRCKTUIL INTEGRITTY FAILING!!!ENGINGS OVER LOADING!!!! AAAHHH!!! THERE GOES LIFE SUPPORT!!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!! COMPUTER SYSTEMZ FAILINGIGLGNFGIFOEWIJFWOFieowifjcioewfijicfhnso.......shit" *ZAP-BOOMMFF!!!*

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Out-side....

Mirai no Trunks: "......RRRRRRrrrrRRRRRRrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRRRrrrRRRrRrRRRRrRRRRRRRRRR RRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.............SSSSSUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEE EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

There was a big flash of power, & then M.n Trunks appeared with longer gold hair, & no eye-browz!!

Mirai no Trunks: "(GASP) OH, KAMISAMA!!!! I'VE GONE 2 SSJ3!!!!! KEWL!!!!!!"

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In the O. Star....

Shampoo wuz strggling 2 keep the ship from blowing up, cuz she didn't want 2 die b4 she could marry Ranma!! Aisha & Suzuka were naked & making out, since would b their last chance 2 do so!! Jim was batting off 1 last time, 2 the site of Aisha & Suzuka making out & rubbing their pussys 2gether!!

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Out-side....

Mirai no Trunks, now a Super SaiyaJin Level 3, used his immece strength 2 toss the OS 2 Earth!!! It crash-landed...in ~VEJITA'S KITCHEN!!!!!~

Mirai no Trunks: "Oops."

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In Vejita's Kitchen...

Vejita: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U LITTLE COCK=SUCKIN !&*^*&#%^!@&*^&*&*&@*#&*!%#^&@%^&*& *!%^#&*@^!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y DOES EVERY1 WANT 2 @$*&@#& TRASH MY PERFECT KITCHEN?!??!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? 1ST THAT BAKA FOX GAIJIN WITH HIS &*@#^&*#*@*#^*@^& SPACESHIP, NOW THIS!!!!!!!!! I'LL ~KILL~ THE FUCKING JACK-ASS WHO DID THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Vejita was super POed & a Super SaiyaJin!!!

Mirai no Trunks flewed down 2 the crash!

Vejita: "& WHO THR @&*#@#(*&@#*& R U???!?!!!!!?!!??!?"

M.n Trunks: "What?!? Don't u reconnize your own son????"

M.n Trunks stopped being a Super SaiyaJin!! Vejita recongonized him rite away, as so did Trunks, who had goed in2 the kitchen (or what's left f it) with Bulma & Ryouga!!

Vejita: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA................?!?!!? !?!????!??!??!!!!!!?!?!!??!??!??!?!?"

Trunks: "WTH is going on!!?!?!? Oh, god.....You're ~ME!!!!!!~"

M.n Trunks: "Hay, yeah & you're me!!!! Wow!!! Anywoo, Sorry about the crash!"

Bulma: "No problem, no problem @ all. We had a sopacehsip crash in r kitchen yester-day. We tooked it 2 Capsule Corp 2 have it looked @!!"

Just then, Gene woked up on thee couch & sawed the Outlaw Star crashed in the ktichen!!!

Gene: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY SHIP!!!!!! MY GOREJESS SHIP!!!!!!!! THAT *&@#^*&@#**@# JIM!!!!!!!! HE'S PAY!!!!!!!"

That ora surrondeed Gene again as he gotted up & goed 2 the O. Star!! He agrilly busted the door open & goed in-side!! M.n Trunks, Vejita,& Trunks (regular) flewed up in2 it with Gene!

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In the O. Star....

Every1 in the ship was out unconshess!! Shampoo had falled out off her tube, & was laying naked on the floor!! Jim had his cock out of his pants, & Aisha & Suzuka were laying on top of each other naked!! Gene, Mirai no Trunks, Vejita & (normal) Trunks gotted hard @ the site of 3 naked girlz!! How-ever, Gene waz still angry!!

Gene: "AAAAARRGGGHH!!! Y R the mostt beatuftfil woman always trubble-makerz?!??"

Just then, every1 woked up!

Shampoo: "Wha....?!? Whaat..?!?! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Shampoo blushed & covered her-self!!

Jim: "AAAAAAAHHH!!! Heh heh heh....!!!" ^_^

Jim blushed & zipped his fly back up!

Aisha & Suzuka: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They screamed, blushed, & ran 2 get dressed again!!

Gene: "JIM, U LITTLE FART-KNOCKER!!!!!!! Y DID U LET THIS SEXY AMAZONIAN WOMAN TAKE CONTROL OF THE SHIP?!!??!?!!?!?!?!? YOU'RE IN MORE TRUBBLE THAT U COULD EVER IMAJIN, YOUNG MAN!!!!!!!!"

Jim: "AAAAAHH!! Gomen nasai, GeneSan!! She really wanted 2 try out Melfina's piloting chamber!!! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!!!!"

Gene: "I accept your appology, but yu're still in a heapin mess of trubbull, Jim!!!"

Every1 gotted out of the OS.

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Out-side of the O. Star....

Bulma: "Oh, r those ppl. all rite?!?"

Jim: "Yeah....we're fine, ma'am. Hi, I'm Jim Hawking!"

Aisha: "I'm Aisha ClanClan fromthe Catarill Catarill Impire!"

Suzuka: "I m Twilight Suzuka."

Gene: "Oh, yeah! I'm Gene Starwind!! I m the capt. of that vessel, the Outlaw Star!! Well, sort of."

Just then, they hearded a voice screeming!!

Melfina: "GGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT TTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gene: "Hey, it's MelfinaChan!! I"M VOER HERE!!!"

Melfina ranned 2 him & hugged him titely!! Gene almost gotted hard again!!

Melfina: "Help me, GeneSama!!! A big, ugly, green youma is after me!!!"

Vejita: "NANI?!!? DID U SAY GREEN MONSTER!?!?!?"

Melfina: "Hai, a big ugly green monster with 100 tentaclez is after mew!!!"

Vejita: "Me & TrunksChan fighted a big green monster!! He was called Tento Maniac!! But we losted, thou!! Damn, he was hella strong!!!"

Gene: "Well, I get him!! & I'll blast him a new fuck-hole!!!!"

Tento Maniac: "YOU'LL ~WHAT~!?!!?!?"

Tento Maniac appaeared rite behind them!!!

Melfina: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"

Tento Maniac: "WHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE CHOK-FULL OF DELLISHIS, PURE, UNALDULTERATED ECCHI-KI, OH SWEET PRINCESS OF THE LAY-LINE!!!!!! GRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"

He grabebed Melfina with a tentacle, but he also picked up Aisha, Suzuka, Shampoo, & Bulma with a tenacle, also!!!

Melfina: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! GENESAMA!!!!!!"

Bulma: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! VEJISAMA!!!!!!"

Gene: "MELFINACHAN!!!!!!!"

Vejita: "BULMACHAN!!!!!!!"

Trunks & M.n Trunks: "OKAASAN!!!!!!"

Vejita, Trunks, & Mirai no Trunks goed SSJ!! Aisha starred @ theem with awe!!

Aisha: "Oh, WOW!!! Their SAIYAJINS!!!! & they're SUPER SAIYAJINZ, 2!!!! But I can be stronger!!!! All I need 2 get out of here is a moon.....!!!"

The moon appeared in the sky!!

Vejita: "What the.......?!?!!?!?"

Gene: "OH-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Aisha's clothes tore, & she turned in2 a white tiger creature!!!! Tento Maniac dropped her!!

Tento Maniac: "WHAT THE *@@*(@#&(*!@#&*(&@!*?!?!!?!?!?!?!"

Aisha-tiger: "RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!"

Aisha-tiger started slashing @ Tento maniac with claws & teeth!!

Suzuka: "I'm out of here!"

Suzuka slashed off her tentacle with her sword!!

Aisha-tiger wuz still attacking Tento Maniac, but it wasn't doing much!!

Vejita: "I wish I still haded my tail, then I could b an Oozaru & trash this youma!!!"

Trunks: "& how come ~I~ don't have a tail?!!?!!?"

(AN: Hey, yeah!! Y the hell didn't Trunks & Goten born with tailz!?!? Taht really sux!!!)

Tento Manniac: "TENTO BEAM!!!!!!!"

Aisha-tiger: "RRARRARRARARARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!"

Aisha-tiger was blasted with a Tento Beam & was KOed!!!

Vejita: "PUT MY WIFE DOWN NOW!!!!!! COME ON, SON!!!!, I MEAN SONS!!!!!"

Trunks: "Righty then!!!!"

Vejita: "FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!"

Trunks & Mirai no Trunks: "BURNING ATTACK!!!!!"

All the attcks goed rite 4 Tento Maniac!!! But Tento Maniac waz prepred!!!

Tento Maniac: "MIRROR REFLECTER!!!!!!"

All their attacks goed rite back @ them!!!

Vejita: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Trunks: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!"

Mirai no Trunks:"AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Tento Maniac: "ALL RIGHT!!!! IF U WANT YOUR BLUE-HAIRED BITCH BACK, FINE WITH ME!!!!!! NOT MUCH ECCHI-KI ANYWAYS!!!!! RRROOOOOAAAARRR!!!!!!!"

He dropped Bulma!!

Gene: "AL RITE, U TENTACLED FREEK!! PUT DOWN THOSE CHIX NOW!!!!!"

Gene fired a #5 caster @ Tento Maniac!!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAARRRGGHH!!!!"

He dropped Shampoo!!!!

Shampoo: "Oh, shei shei, Mr. Starwind!!!" ^_^

But Tento Maniac was still holding Melfina!!!

Melfina: "GEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!"

Gene wuz in trubble!! He didn't probably didn't have a caster powerfull enuff 2 destroy this Tento Maniac, not even his Master Caster Blaster Techniquke!! Just then, Tento Maniac moved a tentacle up Melfina's dress & teesed her clit!!

Melfina: "GGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEESSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMMMA AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"

Gene was getting upset with the fact that there was nothing he could do 2 save his darling MelfinaChan!!!!!! The strange ora camed back, & was getting stronger as Gene got more angry!!! Finally, it got so strong, Gene felt a enormus surge of power!!!! He could do it!!!!!!

Gene: "MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIINNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCHH HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Vejita: "anyway, I thuink that waz a really impreesive attack u used on Tento Maniac!!!"

Ryouga: "Yeah, & your attacks were pretty cool, 2!!! My attack is called Shishi Houkou-Dan, that is really powerfull when I'm depressed or sad or angry!!! A guy namedn Ranma has 1 called Moko Takabisha that is powered by happiness!!"

Vejita: "Oh, really?! My fav. attack is Gallick Hou, but I also know Final Flash & my other attack, the Super Vejita Big Bang Attack!!!!"

Ryouga: "hey, how anout u teach me Gallick Hou, & I'll teach u Shishi Houkou-Dan?!?"

Vejita: "ALL RIGHT!!! KAKKAROTTO WILL ~NEVER~ BEAT ME WITH ~THAT~ MOVE!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAA!!! Sure!!!!"

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Back on the Mars Mambo in the Load Bay.....

Duo: "Now I know it's around here ~some-where~......"

Duo & Gene & M.n Trunks were looking 4 Ukyou supirze! Suddenly, they founded it behind a bunch of tuff!!

Duo: "AHA!!! BINGO!!!!! FOUND IT!!!!"

Gene: "OHHHHHHHH, So ~that's~ where I putted it!!!"

Mirai no Trunks: "I knewed it wuz there all along!!!"

Ukyou: "WHAT IS IT?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!? WHAT'S MY GIFT, DUOCHAN??!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!"

Duo: "Right up there, UcChan!!!!"

He pointed up-wards. It waz a big robot suit with things thar maded it look like a woman!! It was colored white & red & blue & gold & metal-colored!!

Ukyou: "What the devil is it?!!?"

Duo: "Don't u know?!?? IT'S A GUNDAM!!!! U HAVE YOUR OWN VERY SPECIAL GUNDAM!!!!!"

Ukyou: "A GUNDAM!?!?!!!?!???!! Wait, WTH ~is~ a Gundam?"

Duo: "D'oH Ukyou!!! A Gundam is a big fighter suit that is used 2 fite evil guys & stuff!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!! U get me pic.!!!!"

Ukyou then look @ her Shining Spatula. It was glowing madly now!!! She hedl it up, & it flashed out, & b4 Ukyou knowed it, she was in-0siode the Gundam piolet chamber cock-pit!!! (hee hee)

Ukyou: "?!?!!?!?!!?!?"

Ukyou's Shinging Spatula was gone, & it had automatically attached itself 2 the Gundam's rite arms like magic!! A big shield was it its left hand!!

Duo: "AHA!!! It wokred!! My UcChan is now a Gundam piolet, like me!!!" ^_^

Ukyou: "HEY!!!!! WHAT THE HECK M I SUPPPOUSED 2 DO IN THIS!????!"

Duo: "U HAVE THE SHINING SPATULA, U SHOULD KNOW!!!!"

Ukyou poked blindly @ the controlz!! The Gundam powered up & started moving!!!

Ukyou: ""HEY, DUOCHAN'S RIGHT!!!! I ~DO~ KNOW!!!!!! KICK JACK-ASS!!!!!!!"

Just then, there was a big exlosion & flash of red lighting, & who should appear but.....Queen Onnaboko!!! (HA!!!! Bet u thoughted I waz gonna say a Tento Maniac, didn't ya!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!!!^_^)

Me, Kitsune, the H Fighters, Duo, Ukyou, Gene, Mirai no Trunks: "What the dilli-o?!?!?!?"

Queen Onnaboko: "Aha....The Spatula Gundam QXZ-9....Quite imressive, if I must do say so myself....but that thing makes a woman's Ecchi-Ki SUPER High!!! It's the ~PERFECT~ weapon for putting an end 2 that asshole GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER!!!! I must have it!!! Kuonji Ukyou, I shall fight u, & if u lose, I get that Gundam!!!"

Me: "ASSHOLE!?!?!!? HEY!!! I HEARDED THAT!!!!!!"

Ukyou: "WHAT?!?!!?"

Duo: "U want 2 fight my UcChan!!?!?! I'LL FIGHT U & DEFEAT U B4 U COULD EVEN GET YOUR SLUTTY HANDS ON HER, U BITCH!!!!!!"

Gene: "Besides, that's not really r strongest Mecha, I gotted a Super-Hyper-Time transmission from the fututre, from Capt. Gendou Ikari of the Saturn Salsa, he's got some kind of big powerfull Mecha 4 us 2 help us fight...don't know who it's 4 yet....that jerk won't $^&* tell us anything important...don't know how the hell he becamed a captain in the 1st place...."

Mirai no Trunks: "Urusai, Captain!! Don't give it away!! Now look what you've done!!!"

Gene: "What? What did I do??"

Q. Onnaboko: "YOU'VE DONE PLENTY ENUFF, MR. STARWIND, I HAVE MORE INFO ON MORE POWERFULL MECHAS!!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!! I shall disponse of u know!!! CRIMSON LIGHTNING!!!!" (That's Vamdemon attack, WTF is goin on?????)

She shotted lightning @ Gene, but he leaped out of the way!!

Gene: "U WANNA FIGHT RUFF, EH, DO YA!?!!?!?!?"

He goed SSJ!!

Gene: "CASTER #10!!!!!!!"

He shotted a black ball caster @ Queen Onnaboko, & she gotted sucked up the lightning hitted the floor, & made a hole!!!

Q. Onnaboko: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Gene: "WOW!!!!!!! MAN, that was EZ!!!!!!"

But Q. Onnaboko braked out!!!

Q. Onnaboko: "AAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Gene: "DAMMIT!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile, Duo had ranned & gotted into the Death Sytch!!! He powered it up & was ready 2 fight!!

Duo: "Hee hee hee, I don't know y we dertsoyed these babyz @ the end of the Gundam story...shit, I keep forgetting about that 4th wall....!!!"

He powered it up & moved over 2 Queen Onnaboko!!

Duo: "TASTE PURE ~EXTREME~ GUNDAM, QUEEN ONNABOKO!!!!!! YAAAAAAHHH!!!!!"

We had the Gudnam Death Scyth & The Shining Spatula Gundam QXZ-9 & a SSJ Gene & Mirai no Trunks & Shampoo!! Things were gonna get interesing now!!!

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Elsewhere & Makoto's house.....

The Senshi where having a Senshi meeting(no, no ~that~ kind of meeting, gomen).

Usagi: "OK, now 4 Scout Busyness!!"

Minako: "What happened 2 Senshi Busyness, UsagiChan??"

Usagi: "Oops, silly me, SENSHI BUSYNESS!!! Whatever. Anyhow, there's lots of Tento Maniac around, & there's an evil lady callled Queen Onnaboko, or what I've heard!!! We gotta destroy them, with the help of GOOMBA BENJO, THE MAGICAL HENTAI KAIZER, of course!!!"

Makoto: "Yeah, & he looks like my old BF!!!"

Minako: "No, I think he looks like ~my~ old BF, MakoChan!!"

Makoto: "He does not!!"

Minako: "Does 2!!"

Makoto: "Does not!!"

Minako: "Does 2!!"

Makoto: "Does not!!"

Minako: "Does 2!!"

Makoto: "Does not!!"

Minako: "Does 2!!"

Makoto: "Does not!!"

Minako: "Does 2!!"

Makoto: "Does not!!"

Minako: "Does 2!!"

Ami: "Brake it up, u 2!!! Ther r more important matters @ hand here!! Me & ReiChan were the 1st 2 be raped & defiled & pillaage & plundered & all that dillydally hoo hah!!!"

Rei: "Oh, Ms. I-Wanna-Stay-A-Virgin-4-My-Marryage??"

Ami: "Hey, all otaku fanboys LIKE virgins 4 some reason!! That's y it's fun 2 write about us loosing virginity!!!"

Luna hopped up on Usagi's lap!

Luna: "Forget about that!! I have an important discovery!! I leanred that a new Sailor Senshi is out there somewhere, & may be awakened anytime soon!!!"

Artemis walked in thru the window!

Artemis: "She's rite, u know. We leanred last nite!! From the Secret Sailor Computer hidden as a Sailor V arcade game @ the Crown Arcade!!"

Luna: (whispering) "Artemis-ay, ix-nay on the ecret-say ailor-say omputer-cay @ the own-cray arcade-ay!!"

Artemis: (out loud) "Oh, Biteus Meus, u Dorkus Malorkus!!!!! I don't know y I humped u & maded Diana!!!

Another cat jumped thru in the window!! She was silver-furred with green eyes!

Omeko: "KNOCK IT OFF U 2!!!!"

Luna & Artemis: "OMEKOCHAN!?!?? WHAT R U DOING HERE?!!?!?!!?"

Minako: "Omeko???"

Omeko: "Hai, MinakoChan, my name is Omeko. I m the guardian 2 the new Sailor Senshi, thou I don't know hwo she is yet. She's nearby, however. We should find her, & she'll b a BIG help in defeating Queen Onnaboko, the Tento Maniac, & the entire Tento-Force!!!"

Rei: "Like, whatever.....UH-OH!!!!! I SESNE ~BIG~ TROUBLE!!!!"

Luna, Artemis, & Omeko: "IT'S THE TENTO FORCE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!"

Usagi: "MINNASAN!!! HENSHIN YO!!!! MOON ETERNAL, MAKE UP!!!!!"

Ami: "MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!"

Rei: "MARS CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!"

Makoto: "JUPITER CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!"

Minako: "VENUS CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!!!!!"

Sailor Moon: "SAILOR SENSHI ROLL OUT!!!!" ^_^

Sailor Mars: (bigsweat) "2 much Transformers Armada, Usagi???"

They all ranned 2 the fight!!

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Somewhere else elsewhere....

Haruka was on the couch @ my Ninja Lair, watching BIG SCREEN TV in my Livining Room!!

Haruka: "Baka commercials....Oh, gr8!! URANUS PLANET POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!"

She transformated in2 Sailor Uranus!

S. Uranus: "I miss fighting with MichiChan....(sigh)"

She ranned off 2 the fight!! Setsuna stayed alseep in my room!!

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@ the Brief mansion.....

Vejita had almost had the Shishi Houkou-Dan down squat, & the same goed 4 Ryouga with the Gallick Hou!! They flewed off 2 fight!! (Hai, Vejita taughted Ryouga 2 fly 2!!!)

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@ the Son house.....

Ranma had alsomot learned the Kame-Hame-Ha perfectly, & Gokou almost knewed the Moko Takabisha perfectly down cold 2!! They hearded the explosion & flewed off 2 fight!! (yes, Ranma can now fly also,2!!)

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Back @ the fite...

Kitsune: "MURASAKI METEORS!!!!!!!"

Nobuyuki: "FINAL FLASH!!!!!!!"

Rei's Granpa: "MIDORI MISSLES!!!!!!!"

Happosai & Mutenroshi: "KAME-HAME-HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

All the H Senshi's attacks goed 2 Q. Onnaboko, & she sucked them up with her Dark Power Sphere!!!

Queen Onnaboko: "HA!!!! Do better that that!!!!"

Me: "Hmmmmmm......A Cosmic Kame-Hame-Ha won't work with that Dark Power Sphere....I'll have 2 try a ~different~ attack!! Hmmm....Maybe nows the perfect time 2 try out my Special OtakuJin Morph Abiility!!! Yeah!! I'll try it!!! My attack will b different, 2!!! MORPH POWER, TRANSFORM....RYUU NO POWER!!!!!!!!!!"

There waz a big outflash of purple energy, & I turned in2 a giant purple dragon, with big wings & a long neck!!! I also has big sharp claws!!

Me (Dragon): "RRRAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!! DRAGON POWER!!!!!!!"

Rei's Granpa: "Oh, MegamiSama!!!! A Dragon!!!"

Kitsune: "Hai, it's the OtakuJin SuperDragon Form. Al OtakuJin have the ability 2 tap in2 primordial forces 2 transfrm themselves in2 bizarre creaturez, like a cat or a dragon or a bird!! I can transform in2 a fox, just like have witnesses me do b4 earlier!! Watch!! MORPH POWER, TRANSFORM......KITSUNE NO POWER!!!!!!"

Kitsune transformated in2 his Fox Form!!!

Happosai: "Neat!!!"

Q. Onnaboko: "Oh, big deal, your a dragon now!! I ~KNOW~ OtakuJins can do that!! Bg deal!!"

Me: "I'LL SHOW U!!!!! OTAKUJIN SUPAADORAGON......SHAININGU FAIABOORU!!!!!"

I shotted a Shining FireBall @ Q. Onnaboko!!! It hitted a shield she putted up!!!
Q. Onnaboko: "I'D LIKE 2 C U TRY THAT AGAIN!!!!"

Kitsune: "I'll show her now, GoombaSan. OTAKUJIN SUPAAFAKUSU......SUPAA MURASAKI MIITIIAASU!!!!!

He shotted Super Murasaki Meteors @ Queen Onnaboko!!! It also hited the shiled!!!

Queen Onnaboko: "HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA What wipmpy new powers!!!!"

Me: "Let's try something new!! MORPH POWER, TRANSFORM......NEKO NO POWER!!!!!!!!"

There was another flash of purple nergy, & I turned in2 my Cat Form!!! I almost looked like ShampooNeko, but my fur was darker purple, & I didn't have things in my hair on my head!!!

Me (Cat): "REEOOOWWW!!! CAT POWER!!!! HISSSSS!!!!"

Shampoo: "Oh, wow....he's a cat, 2....!!"

Q. Onnaboko: "HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU'RE SO WEEK NOW!!! I COUDL CRUSH U WITH MY ASS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAA!!!!!"

Me: "U HAVEN'T SEEN ME POWER YET!!!! OTAKUJIN SUPAAKAATO....MEGA EREKUTORO BORUTO!!!!!"

I blasted a Mega Electro Bolt @ Q. Onnaboko, but again, the shield goed up & missed!!

Me: "Chikusou!!!"

Shampoo: "I have 2 do something 4 fellow cat.....AOI ARCTIC ASSAULT!!!!!!!"

She blasted Queen Onnaboko with a blast of blue blizzard energy!!

Queen Onnaboko: "DARK POWER SPHERE!!!!"

The Dark Power Sphere sucked up Shampoo's attack!!!

Queen Onnaboko: "Yare yare....my, what Ecchi-Ki is in ~this~ girl!!!"

Shampoo: "I'm an Amazon!! What do u exepct, lady???"

Q. Onnaboko: "No, it's not that....I sense a....strange Ki coming from u...it's as if you're a much more powerfull being entriely!!! I'll have 2 capture u in order 2 find out 4 sure!!!!"

Shampoo:"OHHHHH No u won't!!! I luv my Ai Ren, & he's mine 4 him 2 fuck!!! U won't ever get u hands on my beautifull body!!! U want it, come & ~get it~!!!"

Just then, voices sang out from the other side of the Load bay!!! We looked over @ them! It was the Sailor Senshi, with 3 cats!!

Sailor Moon: "I M SAILOR MOON, DEFENDER OF LOVE & JUSTICE!!!! & IN THE NAME OF THE MOON & THE ENTIRE MOON KINGDOM, I WILL BLAST U 2 SMITHERRENS!!!!!!"

Sailor Mercury: "I M SAILOR MERCURY, CUTE SUPER-GENIUS OF WATER & ICE!!! IN THE NAME OF MERCURY, I WILL PUT ~U~, U BITCH, ON ICE!!!!!"

Sailor Mars: "IN THR NAME OF MARS, I M SAILOR MARS, PRIESTESS OF FIRE & BURNING PASSION!!!! I WILL FRY U TILL YOU'RE EXTRA CRISPY IN THE NAME OF MARS!!!!!"

Sailor Jupiter: "I M THE STRONG THUNDER & LIGHTNING GIRL, THE TALENTED SAILOR JUPITER!!!!!! IN THE NAME OF MY PLANET (Jupiter), I WILL TOTALLY WASTE U WITH ELECTRICITY!!!!!!"

Sailor Venus: "MY NAME IS SAILOR VENUS, THE EXTREEMLY GOREJESS GODDESS OF LOVE & BEAUTY!!!!! PREPARE 2 B ANILLATED WITH THE POWERS OF TRUE LOVE, IN THER NAME OF VENUS!!!!!"

All: "WATASHI WA SERAA SENSHI!!!!!"

Luna: "I m Luna, neko-guardian 2 Sailor Moon!!!"

Artemis: "I m Artemis, neko-guardian 2 Sailor Venus!!!"

Omeko: "I m Omeko, neko-guardian 2 Sailor Otaku!!!"

Me: "Sailor Otaku?!? Who the hell's Sailor Otaku?!? I know there's a Sailor Moon, Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto, & Saturn, but there's a SAILOR SENSHI 4 MY OWN HOME PLANET?!?!!? WOWZERS!!!!!"

Jest then, Omeko sensed strong unusual energyz comng from Shampoo!!

Omeko: *Her Ki....It's so strong....it almost matches that of Sailor Otaku!!! Could she b.....?!?!?!?*

Omeko walked over 2 Shampoo.

Omeko: (in perfect Mandarin!) "Hello, Shampoo!! My name is Omeko! I M your guardian cat, if my theory is correct!!!"

Shampoo: (in Mandarin, also!) "Y, hello, little cat!! U so cute!! & u speak ChuugokuJin, also!! I turn in2 cat, 2, except I purple, like my hair!!!"

Omeko: (speaking English, or Japanese now, whatever) Whatever! Here....!!! [does a fancy flipping ackrobattick in the air, & a beautfull-looking pen appears @ Shampoo's feet!] Take this!!!"

Shampoo picks it up & looks @ it. It's very gorejess, & it's crystal with rainbow colors @ the top of it.

Shampoo: "What do I do with this??"

Omeko: "Just hold it up & say: `OTAKU COSMIC CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!!`"

Shampoo: "Got it!!! [holds up pen] OTAKU COSMIC CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!!!!!"

Shampoo glowed with many colors as she started 2 transformate!! (AN: This kinda looks like a cross between Sailor Moon's "MOON CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!!" from SMR & Sailor Moon's "MOON COSMIC POWER, MAKE UP!!" from SMS, except @ the end, there's the kanji 4 "Otaku" behind her, & her pose is a little different.)

Every1 looked suprised @ Shampoo now!! She was now in a sailor fuku that was cololred like Sailor Moon's except the white part wuz now silver!! Shampoo's hair now instead of different decorations, she also had 2 odango's!!!

Me: "Gr8 Gods of OtakuSei!!! It's Sailor Otaku!!!"

I was so happy, I turned back 2 normal!!!

Luna: "Yappari!! Sailor Otaku ~was~ around here!!! & the young Amazonian girl is her, none the less!! Good work, OmekoChan!!!"

Omeko: "Domo arigatou, LunaSama!!!"

Sailor Otaku (Shampoo): "HEY!!! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!!?!?"

Omeko: "You're Sailor Otaku, Shampoo Condishener!!!"

Sailor Otaku: "Oh, cool!!! I'M A SAILOR SENSHI!!!!"

She truned 2 Queen Onnaboko!

S. Otaku: "I M NO LONGER SHAMPOO, BUT M NOW ~SAILOR OTAKU~!!!! IN THE NAME OF THE PLANET OTAKUSEI, I WILL ~OBLITERATE~ U!!!!!!"

Q. Onnaboko: "Obliterate me, huh? Well, then....TENTO MANIAC, POWER SUMMONS!!!!!!!"

She released several glowing green balls of energy in2 the air, & they felled 2 the ground, turning in2 ~4~ Tento Maniacs!!!!

Tento Maniacs: "WHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! TRY 2 FITE US ALL @ ONCE, SAILOR OTAKU!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sailor Otaku: "Oh nooo....NOT 4 TENTO MANIACS!!!!!! I CAN'T DO THIS!!!! I CAN'T BEAT THEM ALL!!!!!"

Omeko: "But you're Sailor Otaku!!! You're really powerfull!! U ~have~ 2!!!"

Ukyou: (in Spatula Gundam QXZ-9) Don't worry about a thing, ShampooChan!!! Even thou you're powerfull as this Sailor Otaku, me & DuoChan & GOOMBA BENJO & THE H FIGHTERS & every1 else will help out 2!!!"

S. Otaku: "Oh, shei shei, UcChan!! You're a really peach!!" (with creem, heh heh heh)

The Sailor Senshi then decided 2 attack 1 of the Tento Maniacs together!

Sailor Mercury: "MERCURY AQUA RAPSODY!!!!!!!!"

Tento Maniac was blasted with water & ice!!!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!"

Sailor Mars: "BURNING MANDELA!!!!!!!"

Tento Maniac waz blasted with rings of fire!!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAARRRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!"

Sailor Jupiter: "Here's something new up my sleeve!! KAAAAAAMMMMEEE-HAAAAAMMMMEEE.....HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sailor Venus: "VENUS LOVE & BEAUTY SHOCK!!!!!!!"

Makoto's new Kame-Hame-Ha combined with S. Venus's Love & Beauty Shock, creating a powerfull combined attack....The Love & Beauty Kame-Hame-Ha!!!! It was really powerfull!!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Sailor Moon: "TENTO MANIAC, IT'S OVER 4 U!!!!!"

She powered up her new move!! She gathered glittering Tsuki-Ki in a big ball!!

S. Moon: "ULTRA-MOON-DUSTER BEAM!!!!!!!!!"

She released a powerfull beam of energy @ Tento Maniac!! However, Tento Maniac still had enuff energy 2 fite back!!

Tento Maniac: "FULL POWER TENTO BEAM!!!!!!!!!!"

He shotted a big Tento Beam @ the attack, & they hitted with each other!!! They were so powerfull, there was a big explosion, & both Tento Maniac & Sailor Moon were blasted 2 the opposite ends of the Load Bay!!!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Sailor Moon: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Sailor Venus: "AAHH R U all right, UsagiChan????"

Sailor Moon: "I'm fine, MinakoChan. Just fine."

Sailor Otaku: "He look weak now!!! Time 2 finish him off!!!"

S. Otaku taked off her tira, & it glowed & turned in2 a frizbie!!

S. Otaku: "OTAKU.....TIRA........ACTIONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

She tossed it hardly @ Tento Maniac!!! He dissinigtereated & screamed!!!!

Tento Mainac: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Tento Maniac blewed up!!!

Sailor Moon & the other Sailor Senshi: "Ooohhhhhhhhhh.......!!!!!!!"

Shampoo: "WOW!!! I did ~that~!?!?! I ~m~ strong & powerfull!!!!"

Omeko: "Yup, I tolded u!!!"

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Back 2 Me & the H Fighters......

Me: "OK, me & the H Fighters will take that Tento Maniac over there, Kitsune, Gene, & Mirai no Trunks will fight that Tento Maniac over there, & Duo & Ukyou should b fine all by themseives with the last Tento Maniac!!!"

Kitsune: "Very well, GoombaSan."

He & Gene, & Mirai no Trunks attack 1 of the Tento Maniacs!!

M.n Trunks: "KI-KO-KEN!!!!!!!"

M.n Trunks fired a fire blast @ Tento Maniac!!

Tento Maniac: "YAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!"

Gene: "CASTER SHELL #7!!!!!!!"

He shotted a powerfull caster @ Tento Maniac!!!
Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT THE BSET U CAN DO???!?"

Kitsune: "I have a better attack!! HI-RYUU SHOTEN HA!!!!!!!!!!"

Tento Maniac becamed blasted with a huge blast of wind & coldness!!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Kitsune: "CHOBA-KURETSU-MA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!"

The attack blewed up the Tento maniac!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAARRRGGHH!!!!"

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Now it was time 4 Ukyou's & Duo's Gundam's times 2 shine now!!!

Duo: "Ready, UcChan?!?"

Ukyou: "Yes I m, DuoSama!!!" ^_~

Duo: "Good. LET'S WASTE THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!!!"

Ukyou: (sexy voice)"Right, ~DuoSama~!!!" ^_~

Duo: "Y R U calling me that???"

Ukyou: (sexyer voice) "It's you're name 2 me, ~DUOSAMA~!!!!!!"

Duo: (blushing & bigsweat) Okay, UcSama!!!" ^_^

Ukyou: (face-vault) "D'OH!!!!! NEVER MIND THAT!!!! LET'S FIGHT THIS NOW!!!!"

Duo: "OK!!!"

The Gundam pulled out a big-ass futuristic laser gun!! (from Gun-Space(TM), where else??)

Duo: "KISS THE SKY, TENTO-DORK!!!! SUPREME DEATH SCYTHE LASER BLASTER GUN!!!!!"

He blasted Tento Maniac with a HUGE barrege of laser gun blasts!!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAARRRGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Duo: "Time 4 a super-techniquke!! GUNDAM CANNON FIST!!!!!!!"

The Gundam's fist glowed with intense glowing energy that shined britely!!! It punched the Tento Maniac hardly!!

Tnto Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Ukyou: "My turn!! BIG DRILLING CHARGE!!!!!!"

The Spatula Gundam QXZ-9 shotted a big drilling missle from a canon in its gut!!! It blasted Tento Maniac & almost goed thru him!!!!

Tento Maniac: "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ukyou: "Time 2 finish him of!!"

She hleded her Spatula up in the air. It glowed really strongly!!

Ukyou: "THIS SPATULA OF MINE GLOWS BRIGHT!!! IT HAS THE POWER 2 DEFEAT U!!!!! HERE I GO!!!!! SHIIIIIINNNNIIIINNNNGGGG SPAAAATTUULLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ukyou striked Tento Maniac with her glowing Shinging Spatula with gr8 force!!! Tento Maniac blewed up & was defeated!!!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Ukyou: "WE DID IT, DUOSAMA!!!!!"

Ukyou (in her Gundam) ranned & hugged Duo in his Gundam!!!

Duo: "We sure did, UcChan!!!!"

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Me: "ALL RITE!!!! IT'S ~OUR~ TURN 2 FITE NOW!!! TENTO MANIAC, PUT UP YOUR DUKEZ!!!!"

Tento Maniac: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I WON'T B EZ, BAKA!!!!! GRRRROOOOAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!"

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Meanwhile, elsewhere in the air on the way here.....

Vejita & Ryouga where flying thru the sky 2 the foight with Tento Maniac!!

Ryouga: "WOW!!! It sure is cool 2 fly!!! I may never get losted again!!! Wait until Ranma & AkaneChan c me ~now~!!!"

Ranma: "C what?? Fly?? Y, as u can c, I can fly now 2!!"

Ryouga & Vejita looked behind them. It waz Ranma with Gokou!!

Ryouga: "RANMA?!?!?!"

Vejita: "KAKKAROTTO?!?!?!"

Ranma: "RYOUGA?!?!?!"

Gokou: "VEJITA?!?!?!"

Vejita: "WTH RU GOING, KAKKAROTTO?!?!"

Gokou: "I m goign 2 go fite the monster that appeared!! U?"

Vejita: "I M GOIN @ DESTROY THAT MONSTER STAY THE FUCK AWAY!! HE'S ~MINE~!!!!"

While Vejita & Gokou were fighting, Ranma & Ryouga goed ahead w/o them!!

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Back @ the Mars mambo Load Bay (were us & the Tento Maniacs were)....

Me & the H Senshi were about 2 fite the last Tento Maniac!

Tento Maniac: GO ON!! GOVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!"

Me: "OKAY! EVERY-1 ATTACK!!"

Nobuyuki: "FINAL FLASH!!!"

Nobuyuki blasted tento Maniac!

Tentoe Maianc: "YYAAAAHHH!!"

Happosai: "KAAAAMMMEE-HAAAMMMEE-HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

Happosai hit Tento Maniac with a Kame-Hame-Ha!

Tento Maniac: "AAAARRGGHH!!!"

Rei's Granpa: "MIDORI MISSILES!!!!!"

Rei's Granpa hit Tento Maniac with his Midori Missiles!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAARRGGHHH!!!!!"

Mutenroshi: "KAAAMMMEE-HAAMMMEE-HAAAAAA!"

Tento Maniac was hit with another Kame-Hame-Ha from Mutenroshi!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAHHHH! YAMETE!!!!"

Me: "NO, WE WON'T STOP IT, CUZ YOU'RE FINISHED!!! COOOOOOOSSSSSSMMMMIIIIIICCCC KAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEE-HAAAAAAMMMMMEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

I blasted my strongest move!!\

Tento Maniac: "UH-OH!! MIRROR REFLECTER!!!!"

Tento Maniac relefected my attack back @ me!!

Me: "OH-NO! BARRIER!!!"

I protected myself with my Barrier attack!

Me: "(whew) That waz a close 1!!"

Rei's Granpa: "Tento Maniac still has lots of energy left!! We have 2 do something!!!"

Mutenroshi: "Laeve it all 2 me!! Time 4 1 of my secret techniqukes!! I haven't used this in a ~long~ while!!" ^_^

He started 2 make lightning between his handz! Then his hands were full of electricity!!

Mutenroshi: "HAN-KOKU-BIKKURI-SHOU!!!!!!!!"

Tento Maniac becamed entrapped in a blast of lighnting!!!

Tento Maniac: "AAAAAAGGGHH!!!!! DAMN....IT.....CAN'T.....MOVE......!!!!!!!"

Mutenroshi: "EVERYBODY!!!! ATTACK HIM ~NOW~!!!!"

Rei's granpa: "HAI! MIDORI MISSILES!!!!"

Happosai: "HAPPO DAI KA-RIN!!!"

Nobuyuki: "NOBU DAI HIKARI-DAN!!!!"

Me: "SCEPER MAGIC ATTACK!!!!"

All 3 attackz hitted Tento Maniac!!! Tento Maniac blewed up!!!
Tento Maniac: "YAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mutenroshi: "YAHA!!!! It worked!!!"

Makoto: "Oi! Was that the secret lightning technique u tolded me about, MutenroshiSensei???"

Mutenroshi: "Y, yes it waz, MakoChan!!!"

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Queen Onnaboko gotted angry!

Quen Onnaboko: "OH, YOU'VE BEATED ALL MY TENTO MANIAC!! GOOD 4 U!! BU TTHAT'S NOT THE END, NO WAY!! I'LL TAKE U DOWN ~MYSELF~, STUPDI MAGICAL ~BAKA~ KAIZER GOOMBA BENJO!!!!! YAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

Q. Onnaboko chared towards me! But I was readt!

Me: "COOOOOSSSMMIIIIICC KAAAAAAMMMMEEE-HAAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEE-HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!"

I blasted by Cosmic Kame-Hame-Ha @ Queen Onnaboko!! It hitted her b4 she hadded a chance 2 use her Dark Power Sphere!!!

Q. Onnaboko: "YYEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!"

She waz blowed back about 100 ft!! (It wuz a big ship!) She gotted up, &her outfit was a little damaged!

Queen Onnaboko: "@*(&#@*(&#@)(! CRIMSON LIGHTNING!!!!"

She shotted the lightning @ me!!! But I waz ready!!

Me: "COUNTER SHIELD!!!!"

I absorbed the full power of the attack!!

Me: "COUNTER BLAST!!!!!"

I blasted the attack back @ Queen Onnaboko!!

Queen Onnaboko: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH! !)@(*!@&(&#^*&@%^*%!!!"

She waz vblowed back even further, & her outfit got damaged more!!

ME: "SHE'S WEEK NOW!!! EVERYBODY ATTACK!!!"

Mutenroshi & Happosai: "KAAAAAMMMMEE-HAAAMMMMEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Nobuyuki: "NOBU DAI HIKARI-DAN!!!!"

Rei's Granpa: "MIDORI MISSILES!!!!!"

Kitsune: "MURASAKI METEORS!!!!"

Sailor Moon: "SILVER MOON CRYSTAL POWER KISS!!!!!"

Sailor Mercury: "MERCURY AQUA RAPSODY!!!!"

Sailor Mars: "MARS FLAME SNIPER!!!!!"

Sailor Jupiter: "JUPITER OAK EVOLUTON!!!!!"

Sailor Venus: "VENUS LOVE & BEAUTY SHOCK!!!!!"

Sailor Otaku: "OTAKU TIRA ACTION!!!!!!"

Gene: "CASTER #6!!!!"

Mirai no Trunks: "BURNING BLAST!!!!!"

Duo: "SUPREME DEATH SCYTHE LASER BLASTER GUN!!!!!"

Ukyou: "BARUKAN!!!!!"

Also, Ranma & Ryouga & Sailor Uranus entered the ship & the Load Bay!!

Ranma: "KAAAAAAMMMMEEE-HAAAAAMMMMEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

Ryouga: "GALLICK HOU!!!!!!"

S. Uranus: SPACE SWORD BLASTER!!!!!!"

Me: "COOOOOSSSMMIIIICCCC KAAAAAMMMMEEEE-HAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEE-HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"