Fan Fiction / Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Harry vs. Voldemort: The theories ❯ Harry Potter in... The Matrix ( Chapter 3 )

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By: raptix12
The Harry Potter Matrix make-fun of. This one took a while, but Bush saved the day!

Eventually.

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Non Anime: Fan Fiction / Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 04.11.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 910 | Visits: 245 | Status: Completed

Theory 3: The Harry Potter Matrix
 
Um, the name says it all.
 
Voldemort: Mister Potter, we've been waiting.
 
Harry: It end's tonight Voldy.
 
Voldemort: [looking at watch] um, its ten minutes to dawn.
 
Harry: What? I just entered the Matrix!
 
Voldemort: Um, I think I should be talking about a whole of BS about “purpose” and “destiny,” but seriously, these Wachowski's need lives, so I'm not going over it.
 
Wachowskis: Oh yeah, if we need lives, then you're just a sheet a paper!
 
Voldemort: Shh… this is between you and me.
 
Wachowskis: Hey Potter! Agent Voldy is a slip of paper!
 
Voldemort: Damn! [turns Wachowskis into agents] Take that @$$holes!
 
Harry: No! First you kill My girlfriend! Now the Wachowskis? How could you!
 
Ginny: What are you talking about? I'm right here!
 
Harry: Well, first Hermione, and the Wachowsk-
 
Hermione: Hi Harry!
 
Harry: Come on people! Help the cause… ok, who else do I care about… ok, I'm out of ideas.
 
Ron: Hey, what about me?
 
Harry: Who are you?
 
Ron: Ron! Your best mate, remember?
 
[Voldemort goes up and kills Ron]
 
Wachowski-Voldy-clones: What'd you do that for?
 
Voldemort: What to be related to him?
 
[Wachowski-Voldy-clones shake their heads]
 
Voldmort: Now to check on my American Clones… [dials number on cell phone] Hello Bush! How's it going?
 
Bush: Nuke! Nuke! Nuke! India, Pakistan, China, Nuke! Nuke! Nuke! Chicago, the other end of this line's cellphone, New York, Nuke! Nuke! Nuke!
 
Voldemort: Oh shit.
 
[And so it all ends as Bush bombs his own master]
 
Neo: [walking in remains of city] Um, I'm looking for a Mister Smith?
 
Smith: [Walking up to Neo] Ah Mr. Anderson, we've been- [Neo shoots Smith in the head]
 
Neo: Sweet! I always wanted to do that!