Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Super Mario Smash Party Melee Uncensored ❯ Down the warp pipe! ( Chapter 5 )

Part five: Down the warp pipe! Unleashed the Captain and Young Link!

Mario: Already everyone ready now. Who needs to go over it again?

PMS: Nay.

Mario: Ok lets do it. Let's rock the house.

What was the plan? To make as noise as possible so it would disrupt time and space itself. The only way to do this was a big ten-minute coin battle royal everyone for his or her self. The all lined up facing their opponent. The two hands had to go against each as well. The tension could cut even the thickest metal. Mario counted off from 10 and then the battle began. A mass of coin began to fly everywhere as each character put in their all. The room shook with each blast, clash, and ground pound. How many coins each player had no one really check. The room was starting to crack and fall apart many of characters were getting tired. They were getting over heated again as they started to strip again.

Mario: Hang in there three minutes left.

The room look like a WWII site. Pot holes, burning debris, and massive coin damage was seen through out the room. The three swordsmen's words were starting to crack and lose their shine. As Mario, Luigi, and Wario's hand hurt from all the fireballs. The ice climbers didn't have any more Ice attack left ass the passed out on the ground. The princesses were starting to wobble and fall over things. How long would the chaos go on and on like this. As each character fell down in exhaustion, breathing uncontrollable, and it seemed like 1000 degrees in the room. When the green warp pip appeared and Mario yelled Time before fainting.

Wario: Damn it here the warp pipe but who's gonna go in it? No one we're all to weary now! I knew this was a stupid plan and wasted all my energy on it. Damn you Mario you moron!

D.K.: I hurt in places I didn't even know I had.

Link: listen if we don't hurry up the warp pipe will leave. So let's go all ready. I need a new sword now anyway. Damn and I don't have any rupees left either.

Zelda: Thanks all right I have one made for you. Come on let's go.

PMS: All right let's go.

Everyone got up slowly buy surely. This was it the chance to escape from the now destroyed place. Mario was so happy he jumped head first down the pipe and each character went after him. Their were cheers and joke could all down the pipe as they fly down the pipe. The plan had worked but what was taken so long for them to stop? As peach caught up to Mario holding his hand, she started to get frightful.

Peach: Mario I'm scared we should I landed back at my castle by now.

Mario: yeah I wonder what's up.

Wario: maybe cause we all came down here the same freaking time dumbass! The more people the longer it take for all of us to reach our destinations.

The two master hands were holding on to most of the Smashers so they could all go back together. Finally, Mario saw some light at the ended of the pipe as he flipped himself so he wouldn't land on his head.

Mario: Here we go!

Peach: Alrigth!

They enter the light, which only led into yet other warp pipes as each character were spilt from the friends and foes. They all went down so fast they could hardly breath as again the warp pipe ride ended. Mario, Peach, Daisy, and Luigi felled on top of each other when they came out. Getting used to their surroundings once more. As Mario rubbed his head after all that work he landed on his head anyway.

Peach: This isn't my castle!

Daisy: This isn't mines either. Where are we now?

Mario: My head I can't think anymore. Damnit what do you mean?

Luigi: We're not in that room anymore but we not back home either.

Mario: What! Aw, Cheese N Rice! Man, this is retarded! Come on now. The pipes are on crack. That's what it is.

Luigi: Well at least this place has AC and looks a lot better.

That was true it looked like a nice two story house with doors. Peach and Daisy had traveled throughout the house with Mario and Luigi.

Mario: Whoa a hot tub, three bathrooms, a dinning room, a den, two master bedrooms, cable TV, indoor pool, big ass entertainment room with a karaoke machine and all of the Nintendo systems! Plus a kitchen that's full of food and alcoholic drinks! Oh hell yeah we in heaven now and it only the four of us.

Luigi: There still no windows though and there no way to get out. Isn't that scary too any of you?

Mario: Nope

Peach: Not really.

Daisy: A little bit but not really.

Luigi: (let out a sigh.) Oh, well let's go get some Corn Pops.

MCS (Mario's crew): Okay!

So, they all went to go get some Corn Pops till a loud crash and splash was here in the Poolroom. They four ran to see what had happen when they a load of cusses were heard all in the room.

Wario: What the hell is this man?

Link: Well its not Pokemon stadium that's for sure.

D.K: Man this is any stadium or my country. We are in a giant poolroom now!

Bowser: I hate water.

Ganondorf: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My eyes are burning! What's in this evil water?

Kirby: Someone help the pokemon! None of them can swim!

It was true Pikachu, Mewtwo, Pichu, and Jigglypuff were in panic! They were flapping in and out of the water. The three weaker Pokemon held on to Mewtwo weighing him down. Mario and the rest busted in and jumped in the water but it was tool late. They had put up too must struggle and had failed to get their heads up. Thus, that was there last stock was gone and they ebb away.

Mario: Damn poor little guys never had a chance.

Peach: This is awful. They were so cute and gentle.

Wario: They never had a chance.

Bowser: I told you we should have ate them.

Wario: Hope they rest in pieces. (Laughs.)

Peach: That is a horrible thing to say Wario!

Daisy: I how would you like it if you drown?

Wario: I been wishin'

Link: we should have killed you a long time ago.

Mario: And let Wario's dream come true?

Samus: Can we please get out of this pool?

Mario: Here use this.

Mario took out a long thick lifesaver and helped each of the members out.

Zelda: I want to go back Hyrule my kingdom and home! I am wet, cold and tired.

Link: I know princess. I know.

Wario: What a diva.

Mario: Shut up Wario. For the last time just do it.

Luigi: Can we get some Corn Pops?

Bowser: There food in here?

Mario: Hell yeah! And this isn't like that crack house we were in. It doesn't have a way out or windows. But the place is hella loaded and not only with food but tons of stuff.

Wario: Let's eat. The strongest players in the front of line and get the biggest serving.

So everyone with into the big kitchen and got some Corn pops. For most that wasn't enough and their was a big raid on the food. Mario tried to warn them if they ate all the food that would be it but to no success. The group was getting their grub on till everything was gone. Mario smack himself a few time and ran into the bathroom. So, he could vent out his problems. Ranting about how he got stuck leading a bunch of assholes in the first place. He came out too see everyone had gotten quite sick from his or her glutton act. Mario shook his head.

Mario: Mama Mia.

Peach: Cheer Up Mario. It can't get any worst than this.

Before Mario could even reply to that yet another loud crash could be heard upstairs. As Mario ran up to see, what had happened now as he did a couple of wall jumps. The others raced upstairs when they heard Mario scream in frustration. Captain Falcon and Young Link had come down a warp pipe a few moments ago and had landed on the bed in the one of the bedrooms and broke it. Young link had some milk out drinking it as Capt. Falcon was trying to fix the broken bed. Mario stood their shaking his head and couldn't utter a word.

Bowser: Oh man not this wuss, Capt Falcon! Now I'm really gonna throw-up.

DK: Just when you think it couldn't get any worst.

Capt. Falcon: Yeah! I was wondering were everyone one was at? Only Game & watch, Young Link, and myself was around. Game& watch said he had the flu and couldn't fight and this runt said he had to take nap.

Young Link: Watch it flyboy.

Link: Yeah.

Wario: So how you get here?

Capt. Falcon: AYE I saw a green pipe thing come out of nowhere and I said what the hell. I threw Young Link down it and nothing happen! Well he disappeared and I was worried when I didn't hear him scream or nothin' so I jumped down it too. AND HEY I here now. With you guys.

Link: You threw my younger self down a pipe without know anything. DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPEN IF HE DIE! YOU FOOL!

Young Link: I know I was resting and then all of a sudden bang! I fallin' and there was darkness all around me. I hella freaked out.

Capt. Falcon: Yeah I know you shoulda seen the look on you face. (Laughs.)

Mario: You do know that once you here you trap forever.

Capt. Falcon: WHAT! OH MAN! OH MAN! OH MAN! CHESES N RICE! I'M TRAPPED! I'M TRAPPED! SOMEONE HELLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Wario: SHUT UP. Be a man and shut up! What the hell is wrong with you?

Daisy: he screams more girler than me Luigi.

Capt. Falcon was sitting in a corner of the bedroom. Rockin' back and front hyperventilating and brawling his eyes out. Young Link sigh and went over to his older self.

Young Link: I can't be with that dumb ass.

Wario: I give him ten more minutes then I'm taking his punk ass out!

Bowser: I'm with you.

Mario: Mama Mia!

Peach: You want to do a roll call again Mario?

Mario: No.

Capt. Falcon stayed in his corner telling everyone to get the hell out of his space! They left him crying and shaking. Wario called him a fag and spat at him.

Young Link: Damn all you eat all the food. What the heck are we supposed to eat if we going to be in here forever?

Mario: I' tried to warn people.

Yoshi: (farts) de di de. (Makes his dropping right on the floor.)

Mario: AWWW MAN! Yoshi.

Luigi: I'll clean it up.

Mario: Welcome to hell you guys.

$$$$$$$$$Author notes: That it for the time being. I working on another story. Right now plus I have a job. So, this might go unfinished for a while.