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Part Six: When all hell broke loose.

@~@~@~Author notes: Hey, I'm back! Yes, I am aware that I have a lot of errors such as grammar and spelling. I'm not good at proof reading or English for that matter. However, I still like to write and if it was for the little spell check, I have on my word 98 or whatnot this story would be a lot worse. Though I'm glad everyone been thinking this is funny so enough of my yakking. On with the story well a little bit of it since I didn't get very far there more to this chapter.

Narrator: There been there for six hours now. Mostly they just all ignore each other Mario watched TV in the entertainment room, Peach and the other girls were upstairs changing clothes and trying on make-up and the Link was giving his younger self swimming lesson. The other various character were in their own little worlds or just asleep somewhere.

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Mario: Mama MIA! 300 plus channels and not a damn thing on. I guess I should just go to sleep like everyone else.

Narrator: Mario turned the TV off in disgusted there wasn't even in porn on! This was one boring day. He couldn't believe he had been gone almost two whole days it seemed it was like playing with 99 stocks! He was hungry too! Yet, his fellow comrades had eat everything! There was no food or water most likely they would all die in less than 90 hours or less! Mario stomach growl as he only had five bowls of Corn Pops!

Mario: Hmm time for some real entertainment!

Narrator: Mario knocked on the girls' bedroom they were gossiping and giggling as usually. Mario knocked a little louder till he was banging on the door. Finally, Zelda opened the door.

Zelda: What is it Mario!

Mario: I want to talk to Peach alone now!

Daisy: Hey we were in a very important conversation Mario!

Samus: Yeah just us girl have some feminine talk!

Mario: Peach get out here now!

Narrator: Peach rolled over in the bed she hadn't really been pay attention. She just wanted him to go away she knew what he wanted and he wasn't get it. Not for her as she closed her eyes and let out a deep sigh. That's when she slid out of bed and put on a robe. Other than messing around, they were also just laying around and into some serious pillow talk. All little dirty secrets about the guys were being told and everything as they laid in their underwear. Mario was bored but Peach didn't care this whole day seemed like millions of years to her and she just didn't care anymore. She had wanted to go home and that was that. Finally, she went over to Mario.

Peach: Mario what do you want?

Mario: I want to talk. Everyone is sleep and I'm bored so let's talk.

Peach: Mario please I know what you really want and your not getting it! I'm not in the mood.

Mario: What the hell!? I just want to talk come on!

Peach: Mario leave me alone! (Slams the door in his face and gets back in bed.)

Narrator: Mario did a wall kick to the door and busted it down. The girls screamed and crushed at him as he grabbed Peach by force. The girl blocked the spaced were the door used to stand but Mario threw out a huge fireball and told them to back off or become roasted. There was one thing you didn't do and that was piss off a Mario brother.

Peach: Mario stop it! Ow! Your hurting me! OW! STOP IT!

Narrator: What is Mario going to do to Peach does he just want to talk? Find out when I have time to work on this crap again.

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Author notes: (2nd part well I mean the rest of the chap) Okay it's five AM! So yeah there going to be hella mistakes so don't say I didn't warn you plus I have to type very fast cuz they make so much noise and I don't want to wake anyone up. Oh well I'll shut up now and get on with the story before you all find out were I live and beat me with sticks. *~*~*~*~*~*~*

Peach: Mario! GET ME GO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mario drop Peach right on her butt as she tried to slowly crawl back in the room. Mario looked at her with cold dark eyes. Why the hell was her problem? she was acting like he was Bowser or Donkey Kong! He was about to trap her in a wall or have her in some cage. They stared each other down Mario wasn't quite sure what to say to the dirty blonde bitch. Peach didn't know if Mario had been watching too much porn or had found some really bad beer. Whatever it was she didn't like it and whatever Mario wanted he wasn't get it and she was going to right now tell him that.

Peach: Mario what do you really want!

Mario: to talk we never talk anymore. Besides I think I figure out a way out of this hellhole.

Peach: Your lying Mario! I can see it in your eyes!

Mario: Bullshit! Listen haven't I always saved you and protected you from bad things and monsters?

Peach: Yes but

Mario: but what? Damnit peach I am not a sex pervert and I refused to be treated that way. I been by your side since the late 80's and this is the thanks I get? From SNS to Game cube and now look you. You treating me like I just some personal slave. Oh hell no I won't take it. Your on your own and I guess this is the end of….

Peach: NO, no Mario you don't understand.

Mario: don't tell me what I don't understand I understand perfectly princess. I'm not good enough for your class. Well there other princess in the sea and I just swim out and find one.

Narrator: by this time most of the characters had woken up from this little but loud argument. The characters that had wander from group to the other closed places in house had also heard and came running. Ness and Kirby had been talking in a den came after that last word Mario said. Yet, the two couples didn't even notice.

Peach: Oh so I'm the bad one here! Listen pizza breath I do talk to you and a lot! If anything, you don't talk to me so don't BS me! As far as how long we been going out yeah when have been going how a long while now. Yes, we had some rocky times but we have had a lot of good times. Lately Mario you been acting pretty much like an asshole!

Mario: An ASSHOLE!

Bowser: yeah that what she said an Asshole! Asshole! (As he rolls around LHAO)

Narrator: Till now the two didn't even know they had an audience! Mario was now even madder and didn't like were this was going. It wasn't right for her to be doing this! True he really did in the end wanted to make love to her but he really did just wanted to talk to her. Then an idea hit him or a question rather but equally good!

Mario: I get it now! Your on you Period now! Right?

Narrator: You could her a pin drop! Yet you could also see Peach starting to fume and stream come out of her ears. Her face was a deep dark red darker than blood red even! Several of the gang was shaking ready to laugh but didn't want to start any fights so they tried their best to hold it back. Wario had the biggest grin in the group he always had his eye for Peach but only for a one nightstand or something. She really wasn't his type but she would be a good one-night fuck and that would totally crush Mario! Or he could use her like a whore make her wear tighter dresses and work corners. Tears of joy were forming in Wario's eyes. Peach counted to ten for she was not on her Period and she was glad because by now Mario would have been beaten and humiliated in front of their peers. There was only one thing to say and do and she was going back in the room. She wasn't no J.Lo but she have had an enough!

Peach: Mario, I hate you and I hope you go to hell! Also, I never want to see your fat ugly pizza bloated face at my castle gates anymore. Our relationship is over now and forever! So have a good life and I hope you die in a horrid way! Good-bye Mario, and thank you for you have shown me now that I have wasted half a decade believing you were my hero and knight in blue overalls.

Mario: Your breaking up with me? YOU THINK YOU CAN DUMP ME? Oh hell fucking nah! I'm dumping you ya flat chested Non-natural blonde ass! OH YEAH! That right girlfriend or so I say EX-Girlfriend. Oh yeah so don't call me when Bowser or some other loser jack you and your castle. Also, that cake you made me at the end of Mario 64 tasted like shit! So I hope you take you sanky stuck-up ass and fall off the rainbow road! Oh yeah and ass far as sex goes fucking you was like fucking a my size Barbie!

Narrator: Yes, by now either the rest of the gang had peed on themselves or just about crack up laughing. Bowser what laughing so hard his smoke rings read HA, HA! Wario seemed to be crying for his cousin but he just about nearly lost all his stock he was laughing so hard. Yoshi was the only one who just kind of had his head cock to the side and went back to drooling and sleeping. Young Link, Ness, and Kirby couldn't believe what they were hearing but they liked it. They liked it a lot. Mario and Peach's faces were red like two big balloons and they were ready to pop!

Peach: Well I never! That was low Mario but it's alright because sex with you is like doing a Furby! Actually with a guy like you no wonder why there batteries in this world. You don't have nothing on the Energizer Bunny! Beside I don't feel anything anyway cause you don't have nothing anyway. Pint-size!

Wario: Hmmm and he was talking about my fireballs!!!

Narrator: This set off another set of a laugh attack throughout the crowds and they were enjoying themselves even better that the two master hands weren't around because they would have stop it before it end had gotten this far. Mario shook with rage though he would never hit his princess even if it was now totally over between them!

Mario: Okay so I guess it over between us then right?

Peach: Yes it is damn it!

Link: WHOA! You two are breaking up!

Mario: Hell fucking yeah!

Peach: Why did I ever waste my time?

Mario: not like anyone else want you.

POW! WHAM! Right in the kisser! Peach gave a nice sucker punch square in Mario's nose. Of course Mario was down for the count. As Peach, gladly step right on his soft spot causing to scream out loud and swear like the devil. Zelda cover Young Link ears as Mario keep up with the swearing and yelling. The rest of the party members were shock but also having the time of their lives. Though the girls went to comfort Peach while the boys with and slap Mario on the back.

@~@~@~@Author notes: Is the end of Mario and Peach's relationship? What will happen next? How many other friendships and relationships will crumble? Find out in the following umm three chapters. @~@~@~@