Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Super Mario Smash Party Melee Uncensored ❯ It's not easy being green. ( Chapter 7 )

Part seven: It's not easy being green.

Disclaimer: Hell no I don't own any of these characters only Nintendo does!

So, Mario was with the guys talking trash about women, while Peach on the other hand was with the girls talking trash about men. Yup this was some Waiting to exhale cross between Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus stuff. After a while, everyone went their separate ways. They all felt foolish now for eating all the food it seems like months since they had eaten and their patience were taking a turn from bad to worst. Peach was pouting around being a total diva. Mario had found some beers and was being a total drunken fool. While Wario and Bowser was coming up with a evil sick plan.

Wario: Think about it Peach killing Mario. It would be Grand!

Bowser: Then we could ransack her stupid castle and I could take her for my princess.

Wario: whatever just leave all the gold and gems to me.

Bowers: so what the hell do I get if I leave you with all the gold and gems?

Wario: All the silver, jewelry, castle, other stuff.

Bowser: not a bad idea. How do we get the two together? Mario won't come out of the closet.

Wario: send Luigi after him.

Bowser: Luigi wont go near him. No one will.

Wario: I don't know why everyone so scared Mario. He's too drunk to even land a decent fireball attack.

Bowser: too true. Listen to the drunken fool now.

Wario: why waste my time with him.

Bowser: His singing is getting on my nerves.

Wario: then lets get someone we want to get rid of.

Bowser: hmm that's hard.

Wario: Get Luigi I'm telling ya he the only one would can stop us.

Bowser: I hate to say it but we also have to get rid of that Yoshi idiot also.

Wario: Oh why?

Bowser: he is really protective of the princess and as stupid as he is he willing fight to the death for her.

Wario: really well I guess we have two green idiots that need to go.

Bowser: Fine then. Let's begin.

So, Wario went out to find Luigi while Bowser went to go find Yoshi. He knew actually, where the stupid dino would be. As he quickly found him.

Bowser: Hey Yoshi wake up. (Kicks him in the side)

Yoshi got up in shock and in pain. He tried to stick his tongue out only to get snatch and pulled up in the air. Bowser wasn't about to get pulled in by it. Yoshi struggled to get out while Bowser strengthen his hold.

Bowser: Why aren't you with your Princess? You shouldn't have let Mario do that to her. You must get them back together? You understand right?

Yoshi cocked his head to the side as he also nodded. No, he didn't understand anything but the word princess. What about the princess? Was it his princess? What had happen to her? Yoshi started to freak out as Bowser tighten his hold around his tongue and now starting to added his sharp claws in it as it was now drawing blood.

Bowser: Listen you dumb ass go to your princess and protect her don't let anything bad happen to her. Only let Mario in her room for now on. Did you understand any of that?

Yoshi said yes even though he did not understand anything but that he had to go to Princess Peach room. So finally, Bowser let go of his tongue and Yoshi sped up the stairs to Princess Peach room.

Bowser: He's not as dumb as I thought. Hopefully. (Scoffs)

Now Luigi was much tougher to find then Yoshi, no one knew are wanted to tell Wario where he was. Wario wasn't the begging type of guy thus being said he was more of the tell me or I'll kill you type. However, as frustration arose more hostility was met.

Wario: Listen you young punk tell me where Luigi or else.

Young Link: Why is this a load of…

Wario: Watch your language punk.

Young Link: Listen even if I did know which I don't I wouldn't tell you ya fag!

Wario: I guess you need to be taught a lesson then.

Wario dragged Young Link to the bathroom and lifted up the toilet seat. As soon Young Link knew, where this was going and begin to really wiggle around in his tight grasp.

Young Link: Hey now what do you think you're doing?

Wario: you know what they say I have questions and you better have the answers! (Laughs)

Wario started dunking Young Link head in the toilet and then flushing it repeatedly. Only after five minutes of this did Wario stop as Young Link was in shock and breathing heavily.

Wario: now tell me where Luigi is are do you want another go around?

Young Link: Go find Link he with Kirby and the others he knows. He must know.

Wario: Thank you for you most kind info. Bye now.

Wario threw Young Link in the bathtub turning on the hot shower water. Young Link screamed out loud and ran out of the bathroom in pain. While Wario went to go find Link. Meanwhile back in Princess Peach room.

Peach: Yoshi why are you here I told you to go away! I don't want any company! Go away now!

Yoshi: (makes a noise and shake head)

Peach: Yoshi you're being annoying! Get out!

Yoshi: (makes a noise and get closer to peach)

Peach: Yoshi I am warning you go away!

Yoshi: (shakes head and nudges Peach side)

Peach: I guess I can get rid of you can't I?

Yoshi: (shakes head)

Peach: (sighs) what would I do without you?

Yoshi: (makes noise)

So while Peach and Yoshi was having an memorable moment together. Bowser was getting together more plans as Wario went out and search for Link. Finally, he found Kirby.

Wario: Where's Link I need to speak with him!

Kirby: I don't know. He left to go find his younger self. He felt he was in trouble.

Wario: well do you know where Luigi is then?

Kirby: Nope but I know Samus does she was the last one to be with him.

Wario: What about Link does he know where Luigi is?

Kirby: No. Don't you know they really don't like each other much at all? Ha, those two never talk to each other. The only green guys that talk to each other is Link and Young Link and even those two don't really like each other! Bowser, Luigi, Link, Young Link, and Yoshi are all green and mean. Believe it Luigi may seem like a wuss but he can get really mean. Especially since Mario and Peach are broken up! Him and Daisy are on the rock hell that's not all Link and Zelda, and Popo and Nana all having trouble. Hell, none of the girls are talking to the guys. So I warning you if you go up Samus prepare to get your ass kicked!

Wario: This is going to be harder than I thought. (Walks away)

Author notes: And that's it for this chapter! Will Wario ever find Luigi? Will Bowser and Wario plan fail? Find out in the last two chapters.