Fan Fiction ❯ Merry Marriage Murderers ❯ weddings: 0 | funerals: 1 ( Chapter 4 )

[Hyrule Castle]

King of Hyrule: . . . . and King Zora?

Zelda: He's still obsessed with his first wife . . . . stupid Zoras . . . .

KoH: And Ganondorf really turned you down?? I mean . . . . he could have been the next legal King of Hyrule!!

Zelda: I AM GOING TO DIE!!!!!! DADDY!!!!

KoH: Calm down, my dear. Let me think again . . . . royal people in Hyrule . . . . Ganondorf . . . . King Zora . . . . uhm . . . . . WAIT!!

Zelda: What??

KoH: There's still one royal person left!!!

Zelda: Who????

Koh: MIDO!!! He is . . . .

Zelda+KoH: A ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!!

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[Deku Tree Meadow]

Saria: AH!!! MIDO!!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN???

Mido: I . . . . I don't know . . . . I just sat there . . . . and . . . . we were playing cards . . . .and then . . . . . he died . . . . and the freaky voice came and said . . . . you know . . . . the thing about the spouse . . . . .

Great Deku Tree: X__X [is dead]

Saria: But we were married!!! You were the one who married us!! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Ruto: [appears] Hello?

Saria+Mido: HOLY MACCARONI! IT'S THE FISH FREAK!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Ruto: CALM DOWN!!!

Saria: Sorry . . . . bad habbit . . . .

Ruto: Where's Link???

Saria: Uh . . . I guess he wants to escape his certain demise.

Ruto: Eh?

Saria: Mido, please marry me!! I don't want to die!!!!

Mido: I . . . I don't know . . . you . . . married the Great Deku Tree . . . . you might as well be cursed!!

Ruto: ARE YOU STONED OR WHAT'S UP HERE????

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[in the land of love (aaaawww!!)]

Navi: My plan is perfect!! All I have to do is steal the arrows of a cupid and then they will be mine!! MINE!!! MINE!!! I'M NOT GOING TO DIE!!!!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Navi: Oh . . .ssssh . . . . they're coming! [hides behind a tree]

[two cupids fly by]

Cupid1: I was sooo glad to see the puppy and the kitty being happy together!

Cupid2: I love to spread love all over the world!! It's the best thing one could ever do!!

[Navi appears with a frying pan]

Navi: SHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!! [hits the two cupids]

Cupid1: I see little cupids everywhere . . . . [passes out]

Cupid2: Doing . . . dededeee . . . doing . . . . [passes out]

Navi: VICTORY!!! MWWWEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!

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[Temple of Time]

Malon: I understand . . . .

Rauru: The way you did it was okay but not legal. You need a priest. Only then the voice will accept your marriage and have mercy with you.

Malon: Where can I find a priest??

Rauru: Luckily for you . . . I am a priest.

Malon: WOOOHOOO!!!!!

Rauru: Bring your husband and I will arrange a wedding for you.

Malon: Well . . . . . I don't have a husband . . . . . or . . . should I say . . . . I didn't?? (evil grin)

Rauru: O___O

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Shazaaaam!! Dadee . . . lala . . . . done! ^_^

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