Fan Fiction ❯ Merry Marriage Murderers ❯ weddings: 2949 | funerals: 3458 ( Chapter 7 )

[Last time on MMM;]

Impa: Prepare . . . . to . . . . MARRY!!!

Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!!!!!!!!

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[somewhere . . . DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN!]

Female Voice: Did you read the newspaper today???

Male Voice: Not yet.

FV: [shows him the newspaper and points at the headline] Look!!!

MV: Uh . . . . erm . . . . ahem . . . . . nice?

FV: WHAT?????

MV: Weeeeell . . . . I . . . . . can't read.

FV: -_-****

MV: Uhm . . . . what does it say?

FV: [reads headline] Hylian Chaos: 3458 dead, 2949 married!

MV: GASP!

FV: Yes, gasp.

MV: We must stop it!!

FV: And I know how!

MV: You've found the source???

FV: I hope so . . . . .

MV+FV: NADA TO THE RESCUE!!

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[Temple of Time]

Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!!!!!

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[Lost Woods]

Zelda: That's all your fault!!

Ruto: It's yours!!!!

Zelda: YOURS!!!

Ruto: YOURS!!!

Zelda: YOURS!!!

Ruto: YOURS!!!

Zelda: YO . . . .

King of Hyrule: SHUT UP!!!!

Ruto+Zelda: O_O

KoH: I'M GOING TO DIE AND THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS TO SIT AROUND AND FIGHT!!!!

Ruto: . . . . . . . . .

Zelda: Don't worry, daddy. We're only here to find twoSkull Kids! Then we can force them to marry us and we'll be safe!!

Ruto: Two?? Why only two???

Zelda: Well, I'm certainly not going to search one for YOU!

KoH: But what about our royal bloodline???

Zelda: SCREW THE BLOODLINE!! I WANT TO STAY ALIVE!!!

Ruto: Ssssshhhh!!! Look! There are three of them!

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[Temple of Time]

Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! !!!!!!!!!!

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[Lost Woods]

Zelda: H-e-l-l-o l-i-t-t-l-e f-r-i-e-n-d-s!

SkullKid1: Eh?

SkullKid2: Huh?

SkullKid3: What?

KoH: D-o y-o-u u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d u-s?

SkullKid1: Eh?

SkullKid2: Huh?

SkullKid3: What?

Ruto: Hi guys!

SkullKids: Hi Ruto!

Zelda+KoH: O_O

Ruto: How are you doin?

SkullKid1: Fine.

SkullKid2: Pretty Good.

SkullKid3: Great.

SkullKids: And you?

Ruto: Not bad actually, but I need to find a husband or I'm going to die.

SkullKid1: Oh.

SkullKid2: Sorry.

SkullKid3: Bad luck.

Ruto: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaay, anyone here who wants to marry me?

SkullKid1: O_O

SkullKid2: <_>

SkullKid3: X_X

SkullKids: [disappear]

Ruto: D'OH!

KoH: You . . . . . you . . . . you . . . . .

Zelda: YOU ARE GOING TO KILL US!!!!! [strangles Ruto]

Ruto: ACK!!! I . . . . . *cough* . . . . . let . . . . .go . . . . *gasp* . . . . . . me!!! [struggles free and runs away]

Zelda: COME BACK, BLUE BASTARD!!! [runs after her]

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KoH: *sigh*

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[Temple of Time]

Malon: *yawn*

Impa: -_-*

Rauru: *snore*

Guards: [are asleep]

Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Kokiri Village]

Saria: [walking around in circles] Grrrr . . . . stupid Mido . . . . stupid Link . . . . . stupid men . . . . stupid tree . . . . . stupid King of Hyrule . . . . . KING OF HYRULE???

KoH: Hello?? Helloooohooo??? Is there anybody????

Saria: Me!! I'm here!!

KoH: Oh thank Goddesses!! I thought I was lost in these . . . . Lost Woods.

Saria: They can be tricky sometimes. But . . . . what is the King of Hyrule doing here???

KoH: I was searching for a wi . . . . er . . . . wi . . . . . willow for my royal backyard!

Saria: Really? Erm . . . . nice. I guess.

KoH: Are you the only . . . . . habitant of this village?

Saria: Actually not, but all the other Kokiri died . . . . . or married.

KoH: They married? So I'm not . . . ahem . . . . only in theory of course, but . . . I'm not going to find a female single here?

Saria: Probably not.

KoH: mutter . . . . curse . . . . damn . . . . mutter . . . . .

Saria: Unless you count me in, but . . . .

KoH: What was that??

Saria: Oh . . . erm . . . nothing, really.

KoH: Say that again!!

Saria: No . . . uh . . . I think I shouldn't . . . .

KoH: And I think it's time for you to leave this forest!!

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[Temple of Time]

Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [jumps out of the window]

Malon: O_O

Impa: O_O

Rauru: O_O

Guards: O_O

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Impa: DON'T JUST STARE AROUND LIKE THAT!!! HE ESCAPED!!! GET HIM!!!!!

Guards: Yes Ma'am!!

Impa: WAIT!!!

Guards: Yes Ma'am?

Impa: YOU [points at guard three] will stay here!!

Guard3: Yes Ma'a . . . . uh . . . . .

Impa: And YOU [points at the other two] . . . .

Guards1+2: Yes Ma'am?

Impa: . . . . GO!!!!!!!!

Guards: YES MA'AM! [they run outside]

Impa: Well, well, well my dear. What is your name?

Guard3: *gulp*

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Yeah . . . well . . . . erm . . . . done! ^_^

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